https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQO1RHETKy4
oh baby
>>81325522
>31:09
>>81325522
>http://www.homestarrunner.com/answer17.html
>Not flash
I beg your pardon.
ALRIGHT
update!
>Homsar
>>81325736
>Youtube embed
Eww. Though it is 30 minutes
>31:09
son of a-
i didn't stay up this late so I could stay up an additional half freakin hour.. alright i'll check up on this in the mo-re-mo-re-mo mo'nin
>Captcha: 3RD CONCESSION
>>81325736
http://www.homestarrunner.com/flashisdead.html
>>81325931
>>81325909
Never mind. Forget Homsar. I just got to 13:20.
>>81325998
Didn't mean to reply to the first one.
You can actually hear how much Matt is smiling during Let's Fhqwhgads Again.
>Poopsmith talking again
>KoT bringin' the lore
>http://www.homestarrunner.com/charactersold.html
>>81326104
>It's Flansy
I love how this is basically just a "fuck you we can still do the voices" kinda thing. Makes me pretty happy, man.
>>81325522
>Humidibot
>and Humidibeth too
Somehow I love this character. Also is it just me or is Homsar being more coherent on the phone kind of adorable?
Every single new video makes up for the hiatus all over again.
not bad a Capella slosy song
>litigation Jackson is prosecuting Coach Z
>Marzipan...Am I your dad?
>Rongardo Shavemybody
Dead
>>81326554
I'm going to register that as a username on every site I can.
Coach Z is sounding like a normal person?
https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/iphone/products/videlectrix-fhone-machine-iphone-case?variant=1318174064
>Homestar doesn't want to hang up because he'll go back to being completely unintelligible
We Flowers for Algernon now
>>81327247
You mean Homsar.
>Homestar getting hyped for random trends like the Ouya and Google glass
I always loved the answering machine stuff. I'm glad they did a new one.I know you are lurking this thread Chaps. new Teen Girl Squad when?
>>81327255
welp
>>81327263
Did Google Glass ever actually come out?
>Intelligible Homsar
>Poopsmith talking
>>81325522
Poopsmith's bit is less impressive seeing as how we already heard him talk in sbemail200.
>>81327452
We heard him sing, not speak normally to others. That was an allowed break of his vow of silence. This time it was completely willing and vow-breaking.
>31 minutes
Sweet genius
>that ouya joke
oh man, Strong Sad is my favorite character and it sucks to hear he can't do the voice so well anymore.
>31:09
>>KoT remembers he's Marzipan's father
WHAT
>>81330605
>Also I think I'm dying? Probably shoulda lead with that.
Sharpdeen is my waifu.
>>81325736
It'd be kinda hard to host a 30 minute flash without breaking the site.
Do the characters sound completely wrong to anyone else? Coach Z and Strong Sad sound really bad to me.
>>81330835
Sorry, I don't follow. What's so hard about hosting a single 30 minute one compared to, say, 6 five-minute files?
>>81330916
Yeah, same impression I had
>quote is now called "+(You) this post"
>>81330820
Fite me
>>81330916
That's the sad, slow passage of time, my good friend
Even strong bad had some twinge in the back of his throat that didn't sound quite right, but that's what you get when you've been doing this for as long as they have.
Marzipan sounds extremely off, but I'm guessing it's just because Missy is probably like, 40 by now.
>Litigation jackson makes a comeback
>"Are you my daughter?"
>Callback to when Homsar left a message
Holy shit this was a trip.
>>81330916
That's becauseits near twenty years since they've started this
>>81330916
It's probably the lack of audio compression.
>>81333826
Book is almost 20
Site is 16
I actually really like the "we'll update whenever we feel like making a cartoon" model.
Oh well. Times change, but quality is still quality.
>a supercut of Robert Segel saying "I gather"
NPR jokes, man.
>>81330820
Well helloooo there, Sharpdeen... you're looking pretty makey-outey over there...
>>81325522
Is it just me, or does everyone's voice sound different?
Do you remember the Ouya? Homestar does.
>>81335397
The only voices he's been doing consistently for the last five or six years have been Strong Bad and Homestar. Got to keep the instrument warmed up.
>>81335468
Coach Z almost sounded like a totally different person in his first message. Now he's starting to sound like himself again.
Marzipan could've exonerated Coach Z! All she had to do was check her messages!
>>81327309
It did! I saw a guy come in to my HuHot a couple of weeks after they came out wearing a pair. He looked like the sort of guy that would wear Google Glass to HuHot.
Only time I ever saw a pair.
>>81325522
Even though the joke is that they are outdated by today's standards, it seems really weird to hear Homestar mention relatively recent things like planking, Linsanity, and the Ouya.
>people in comments saying it's the beginning of a farewell
no stop
Guys. I'm beginning to think that Homestar might be a bad boyfriend.
>>81330931
Flash has a 16,000 frame limit.
Even at 12 FPS that would only be 22 minutes.
For whatever little animation we actually got, it definitely felt oddly smoother than normal. Is it because of experience, or have they moved to a new platform from flash already?
I hope they can use some HTML5 magic to implement Easter eggs while using rendered videos
>>81336222
I think it's partly because Flash is janky as hell on modern browsers and doesn't render properly anymore, so watching it as a regular video is much smoother by comparison.
>>81330820
Now fight to the death.
>>81326030
>that hoverhand
>>81336329
But the video quality is shittier.
>>81335397
>Do you remember the Ouya? Homestar does.
Oh man, they are going to be making games for that thing FOREVER.
It's about time they caught Coach Z for his flagrant tampering with the DNA evidence.
>At the end of the day today, think about all you did was look at your phone.
Just sub phone with computer and you too can hit too close to home!
>>81325522
Couch Z sounds way off
>that time Bubs stole an aircraft carrier
Oh the answering machine, she never got the recognition she deserved... And now she's gone.
What a hardworking skit.
Never forget.
>>81327309
They did, and you can buy them off their site, but they're more or less useless unless you're going to hack it in someway. Even then they're not particularly valuable.
>Visiting the wiki
>Not everything in this cartoon has been documented by now
Are they slipping?
>>81338764
Pom Pom tried to stop Bubs, but Coach Z was able to stall him with a knife fight on the stone bridge.
>I had my DNA surgically replaced with MSG
>I think I'm dying
I love when KoT does impossibly unhealthy things.Also you can totally hear Matt chuckle at the end of that bit when he says "The Monkees"
>>81330820
RIP Gramoomer Skinnytall.
Zabble Doo!
>>81338707
>couch z
>>81339203
I wonder how much of this toon was ad lib?
that reference to KoT being marzipan's dad. this is fucking great
Suggestive styles.
COME
ON
MARZIPAN, DON'T LET HIM DO THIS
>>81326131
not only that, but spot-on period-accurate old versions of the voices.
>>81326857
his accent has been slipping a lot over the years
>>81327309
it's kinda physically impossible for your eyes to focus on anything so close to them, so.. no. sorry vegeta.
>>81327499
that said, didn't SB say he breaks it every 200 sbemails? so it's not his fault it's taken so long for another 200 to happen. i distinctly remember a reference to some kind of legend, but i cant find it. not in the transcript of sbemail 200 at least
>>81328433
i've never even hoida dat!
>>81330835
surely the answering machine toons have much smaller files
i was gonna say 'a toon this long, you let people PAUSE" which flash is bad at, but.. marzipansweringmachines have always let you pause
>>81331719
missy has always sounded very different in higher quality microphones. listen to her on the strong bad sings album, she doesn't sound like herself at all
>>81336187
okay, if that's true, then flash really is kind of a shitty format after all
>>81336329
more accurate to say modern browsers are janky as fuck. homestar used to run smoothly as fuck. especially the few double-framerate videos. those same videos on the same computer run shittily as fuck now
>>81336279
but i can't run html5...
>>81339358
does it have a patch in it from where The Coach puked doodoomeat into it
>>81341533
Now you understand.
>>81341569
>Can't run html5
You browsing from an Amiga or something?
This is...not much of a prank. Funny, I guess. I mean I haven't laughed or anything but, well, I don't know. I'm enjoying it anyway I suppose.
>>81341854
You all understand! I mean, don't understand! YAAAUUUGGGHHH!
>Coach Z is in prison
>Marzipan's band starts a riot
>Bubs is selling human organs
>Strong Sad is happy
>Homestar is cheating on Marzipan
>KoT is dying of MSG poisoning
What kind of hellscape do we live in
>>81342819
The April fools updates of 2014 and 2015 weren't pranks. I think they updated on April 1st out of irony because normally you wouldn't believe someone on Aprils fools day if they told you that homestar updated
>>81340990
>can't usually pause
Oh man, everyone here who thinks they can't pause on H*R needs to get the All-In-One script. It lets you pause, use a seek-bar, full-screen the video, get subtitles in different languages, link to the hrwiki page, etc. It makes things so much better. I can't live without pause and full-screen.
http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/User:Phlip/Greasemonkey
>>81344495
Seems fairly normal for the Homestar Runner universe.
Hell, Bubs was selling organs in SBCG4AP.
Watching Homestar Runner cartoons is always surreal for me.
I grew up with the series, and it's influenced my style of humor in ways I can't even begin to understand. Hell, it's influenced my entire personality to some degree, which is terrifying.
Watching new stuff always feels like meeting old friends. I wish they'd bring it back full-time, but I think web cartoons like HR are dead. You just can't compete with shitty let's plays or other easy-to-make content for eyeball time anymore.
So this is what H*R has been reduced to, eh? A yearly April Fool's toon?
Meh. I mean sure it's unrealistic to expect the Chaps to do weekly sbemails, but when they said they were going to continue doing H*R stuff, I was expecting a new toon every 6-8 weeks or so.
>>81335397
I was surprised they even HEARD OF that thing
>>81339379
Humidibot definitely was.
>>81335397
It's probably due to having a higher quality mic, plus being a YT video instead of a flash, so they don't have to compress the audio.
Coach Z and KoT did sound *slightly* different, but still very much like themselves.
>>81345216
It's also a very odd sense of humor that not everyone can get behind. It's like, lighthearted cynicism or something, I don't know what exactly to call it.
>>81345216
I wish they would too. I often think about how awesome the net used to be 10-15 years ago.
>You just can't compete with shitty let's plays or other easy-to-make content for eyeball time anymore.
That unfortunately what the mass audiences what to see these days. Things that don't make them think. Look at half the garbage comedies on TV, they're made for the lowest common denominator of viewers.
>>81327255
Homsar for Algernon, then.
>>81345797
It's fucking great is what it is.
Post when you lost it
>But I had my DNA surgically replaced with MSG. Also I'm dying. Maybe should have led with that.
>>81345369
Keep in mind, they got that Two More Eggs webseries for Disney going on too.
>LETS NITE MAMAS AGAIN
>>81345499
Yeah even compare the 720p youtube uploads from years ago to the Flash versions. Very different.
>>81346761
To be fair, a lot of the flash stuff back in the day was shit too.
Honestly what I miss most is people not taking the internet so seriously. Before trigger warnings and the like became a thing.
>>81345797
>It's also a very odd sense of humor that not everyone can get behind. It's like, lighthearted cynicism or something, I don't know what exactly to call it.
It kind of reminds me of some Sam and Max material. It's kind of cynical, showing the world as a pretty bad place, but with a sort of child-like glee that has fun with it without needing to go to "adult" excess.
>>81344495
This is real life anon
Oh Christ the Coach Z bit was great.
>Bubs is gonna represent me...so that'll be fun.
>They say I'm a flight risk!
>>81351461
>Honestly what I miss most is people not taking the internet so seriously.
This. I miss the days when "The Internet is Serious Business" was a thing.
>>81352717
He really should have brought that envelope full of exonerating evidence with him. Why does he always leave that behind?
>>81351461
>To be fair, a lot of the flash stuff back in the day was shit too.
Thats what made good shit like Homestar so special.
>>81335281
It took me until like the second or third Coach Z call to realize it was a Serial joke.
>>81352821
And now my defense is based around DINOSAURS.
>>81335281
Fuckin' pledge drives, man. They were doing it during the Brussels aftermath, and they were all "See? This is why we need money, so we can get facts quickly".
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People 2 for Ouya when?!
>>81353259
Forever
...Did Coach Z ever get out of jail?
>>81352858
Naw, they've been doing NPR jokes for years. The big one was in the strong bad radio episode.
>>81349145
Mine was when he talks about doing an internet search for glazed marzipan or whatever it was.. That one killed me.
>oh man marzipan, the OUYA is going to outlive all of the consoles!
brilliant
>>81353878
He was in the latest halloween toon, so I'd imagine so
Coach Z sounds more like Joshow from the Joshow Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O51kgHgeZVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI_3DhYOm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RASR_g9NDTI
>>81353987
Yeah, but the Coach Z prison calls are pretty blatantly references to Serial, and it took me more than one to realize that.
>>81354499
Yeah, it's a bit too low and controlled for Coach Z classic.
>>81349953
That joke actually got me listening to Nite Mamas again
I forgot how great Limozeen is, especially considering they're a made up band
>>81349417
But that stuff isn't funny.
>>81355686
Some of it is pretty good like trauncles.
>>81355686
Trauncles, Joshow and CGI Palz are
Just ignore dooble and hector/kovich
>>81326116
It's Linnell
>>81355686
I'm just saying they're still busy with non-Homestar projects
very funny
>>81355778
>he doesn't like Hector and Kovich
Do you even Brown Boats?
Thank you Brothers Chaps. I'll love you forever
I've always thought H*R had a Calvin and Hobbes meets Seinfeld vibe to it
>>81359082
It feels like an awkward attempt at Roiland-style improv humor, but replacing the stuttering with a lisp
>>81326030
>>81349953
I'm almost certain that was a reference to Let's Twist Again, which despite being kinda uninspired is much better than the original song.
>>81363107
I immediately thought of "New Numa Numa", but that's just because it was the same deal with a dude trying to replicate his internet success
>>81363762
Oh man, been a while since I heard that mentioned.
