Previously on the 'Stache
>>81321540
Isn't it technically a beard?
so why did future barry married a woman who have had sex with another man before him?
he looks terrible.
>>81321579
Yeah on thrae
>>81321540
I love how much people are obsessing over freeze frames of a twenty second clip showing a flash from a destroyed apocalyptic future because he doesnt look as nice and clean cut as modern day flash should.
>tv show flash takes several episodes to introduce crazy shit like time travel
>movie flash does it 20 minutes into the film
>dream sequence followed by another possible dream sequence
>>81321735
I felt like an hour had passed up till that point
>>81321744
>The Bleed fading over while Bruce tries to comprehend rips in time and boom tubes
>>81321540
Wait was that not Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite?
>>81321735
>>81321784
it was actually an hour
>>81321540
> Too Soon
>>81321540
>"Dude, the Flash was like, the best part of the movie"
>>81321540
ME LLAMO BARTOLO ALBA
Y SOY EL CHARRO MÁS VELOZ DE JALISCO
>>81321712
"People from dystopian futures or alternate dimensions don't have time to shave" is a stupid trope.
>>81322534
Tell that to Mel Gibson's sexy stubble
>>81321540
WB should just release promo pictures of Knightmare and civilian Flash already.
>>81322534
Because they fucking don't?
>>81322534
dude the HOMELESS dont even have time to shave
>>81322629
Lmao his power is super speed. He could shave in the time it take me to blink.
>>81322587
It can be both stupid and sexy.
>>81322677
that's how bad it is m8, he can't even take the time to do that
>>81322634
More like they don't have any incentive to shave. A beard keeps you hot.
Besides they don't have access to clean/hot water that regularly.
>>81321540
GIT R DUN
>>81321540
Someone shoop this into the Multiverse travelling sequence in the show. The cam quality would fit right in.
Why does flash look like a goddamn mexican
>>81322727
That's exactly why it's stupid, it's a lazy convention to show that.
>Momoa dyes hair
>Miller doesn't
Like most of the JL is going to be dark-haired people.
Zack Snyder is a fucking moron
This dream and the one before it don't make any sense at all
Is this version of Batman a psychic who has visions of the future? If not, why does he have nightmares about aliens who haven't come to Earth yet, and why does he dream about a metahuman he has never met before?
Am I the only one who observed that this didn't make any kind of sense? I can't believe people just went along with it like it was totally normal.
>>81321735
>time travel
movie Flash goes into your dreams when he time travels? Instead of actually going back into the past?
This writing is garbage. Fuck this stupid movie
>>81322955
>>81323022
Some people say that part wasn't a dream, just a really shitty looking boomtube
>>81323169
Zack Snyder himself can't even explain this shit
>>81322806
Speedy Gonzalez
>>81323169
But he has the first "knightmare" dream then wakes up to the flash then wakes up again to reality?
>>81321540
Miscast!
Recast Aquaman and lex also
>>81322745
So, same deal with post-apocalyptic waste-wanderers
>>81322955
>is this version of batman psychic
snyder said something to that degree recently, yes
sorry no source
>>81322955
The evil of Darkseid is so great he is already in the darkest corners of your mind and in your dreams. Batman and the Justice League are already linked to Darkseid because his evil is timeless and endless.
>>81322534
specially someone with superspeed, which do has time to shave
>>81323229
>Recast Aquaman and lex also
True
make Aquaman a dork and make Lex a charismatic masculine figure. I don't know why it was the other way around
>>81323243
Yeah, except they don't wear custom made bright red superhero suits in mint condition.
It's a trope that also exists when people do have access to clean water and ample time to use it. I'm just saying it's a lazy visual shorthand to show they come from a bad timeline.
>>81321836
Well can't unsee that now
>>81323337
>it's a lazy visual shorthand to show they come from a bad timeline.
More like Ezra "fuckboy" Miller couldn't be bothered to shave and get a fucking haircut
>>81323228
When he wakes up the second time there are papers flying down behind his back indicating that there was some activity in the room.
It was either Flash time travelling that caused it (no idea how Bruce fell asleep again after that) or maybe Bruce dreamt of the time that Flash had time travelled to him but it made no sense then because he didnt know an lois or who "him" is supposed to be
>>81323022
Maybe bruce was dreaming about the time Flash DID time travel to him
>>81323229
Mamoa Aquaman is the best thing that could happen to Aquaman
>>81323466
Maybe you're making excuses for a shitty movie because you're riding the Batcock
Maybe it was just bad writing and that's all there is to it. You won't concede that
>>81321540
>>81322677
And with his super speed his beard would grow back super fast.
>>81323508
I actually didnt like BvS, its just my headcanon. Chill
>>81321540
What's that stuff around his head? Does he have long hair?
>>81323571
>not putting a DC logo on the train
So close yet so far.
>>81323592
>Does he have long hair?
Yes, it's hard to see it because of the CGI, but he does have long hair in this scene. I saw it waving around. Also, the security camera footage showed Barry with long hair, so yeah, it's his hair, and possibly part of it is his headgear but it's hard to see with all the CGI light shit shooting out at you
>>81323363
>Ezra, we're filming the timetraveling bit
>Wait! I need to shave>NO TIME
Maybe it's not that future Flash is Mexican.
Maybe the whole future world is Mexican.
>>81323022
>>81323228
I'm just going to make things worse by explaining my idea.
But what if...
It was a really fast jumpcut to the far future. The course of the whole movie and everything has already happened. The movie literally jumped us all the way to the actual future at that point. Then, Flash goes back in time, to the time that we were at just moments ago in the movie, and speaks to Bruce so that that future doesn't happen, and we see the results of the change of the timeline for the rest of the movie..
So it wasn't a dream. It was a jump cut forward. Bruce wasn't dreaming that at all actually. But the Flash wakes him up when he goes back in time.
>>81321540
This is a lot more fun if you pretend that this is a sequel to the Perks of Being a Wallflower and Patrick's name is actually Barry Allen. Because in the Perks of Being a Wallflower, the author says all the names are fake to protect their privacy.
How much you wanna bet this Flash is gay
>>81323812
We can speculate on how or why all day
The problem is the movie didn't bother to explain it, and as it was presented it also felt VERY out of place in this film. It didn't add more to the movie, it actually hurt the narrative. I think that's the biggest issue I have with it.
>>81322618
I'm surprised it wasn't in the trailer
that was pretty much the only thing that wasn't
>>81323907
I feel like Justice League will probably explain it. The point is you're supposed to be confused right now. It leads to more anticipation for the next movie.
>>81323887
>scruffy tanned guy
He does meet the description of every gay dude in DC comics. Except Apollo, I mean.
>>81323952
Maybe I don't know much about film-making, but the idea of deliberately confusing the audience seems bad.
>>81323909
But even though it wasn't in the trailer, they revealed before the release that Aquaman, Cyborg, and Flash would be in the movie
They revealed it all. Everything.
This is very different than Marvel for example, they keep certain things under wraps pretty hard, or at least they don't intentionally reveal it all before the movie comes out, even if there are leaks sometimes.
I don't understand why you would reveal all the shockers of your big movie
Was it meant to be the Reach in Batman's dream?
>>81324032
That's what post-credits scenes are, dude. It's the whole point. Although this was like an hour into the movie so that was probably a poor choice.
Imagine if the script was changed to where that was the post-credits scene. I think there would've been more hype.
>>81321712
nigga he is the flash, he can cut his hair and shave in a fucking femtosecond
he sucks at time travel
>>81323229
Momoa as Aquaman is good, atleast it might drive away the normie's thoughts that aquaman only talks to fish
>>81321579
no, no its not
>>81324184
>Imagine if the script was changed to where that was the post-credits scene. I think there would've been more hype.
For sure. Even comic books like to end on the shocker to keep you coming back for more.
If "LOL SUPERMAN'S STILL ALIVE" was supposed to be a shocker...
>>81324291
Speaking of that, I know everyone kind of claims this in the end, but I seriously assumed since they announced Doomsday that the movie would have a "is he or isn't he?" death moment for Superman. I mean there's no way you bring in Doomsday without doing the death of Superman. That's the whole point of Doomsday. At least it wasn't a "We think he's dead but Lois's tear falls on him and then his eyes open" kind of ending.
>>81321735
TV Flash had time travel in the pilot.
>>81321540
The Furasshu!
>>81321712
It bothered me in the theaters
>>81323022
It wasn't a dream. Bruce was just dreaming normally, but then he woke up and witnessed Flash being retarded, and Bruce being the broken mess that he is couldn't tell the difference and assumed it was also part of the dream. And decided to wake up for real even though he was already awake.
Muh deep and intellectual film for deep and intellectual people such as myself.
>>81324291
>LOL SUPERMAN'S STILL ALIVE
Doesn't this actually kind of ruin things?
I mean. Superman is supposed to be in hibernation for at least a whole year if not a couple, right?
So how come he would already be generating a field that can levitate dust and shit above his coffin? Shouldn't Bruce or anyone have noticed that?
>>81326111
>I mean. Superman is supposed to be in hibernation for at least a whole year if not a couple, right?
3 days is all it takes.
>>81321540
I actually like the actor, but what's the point of wearing a mask when you have distinctive facial hair like that?
>>81326111
I don't know how they'll explain it this time since he doesn't have the Fortress of Solitude with robots who can steal him away.
>>81327239
To make him more like Iron Man so they can sell toys
>>81321540
I really hate loving such a badly put together movie.
>>81321540
>If there's even a 1% chance that spic crossed the border we have to take it with absolute certainty
>>81321735
that is better
this isn't fucking naruto
