I just woke up for work and I didn't see a Homestuck thread for the update.
>John, Rose, Roxy, Jane and Kanaya vs. Condy
>Dave, Dirk and Terezi vs. Spades Slick and Union Jack
>Jake vs The Felt
>Jade vs Bec Noir and PM Bec
>Davepeta and Ghost Army vs Lord English
Which one will be your favorite fight?
Keep in mind that the other sprites also exist and that we have two updates before the briefpause for the EOA6 flash. And no Anon, there won't be a Karkat vs (Karkat) argument fight and a (Vriska) vs Vriska rematch. And no Anon, Gamzee won't be ever seen again.
But will Caliborn?
Dave and Jade are going to have lots of puppies
>>81317898
>Davepeta and Ghost Army vs Lord English
Poor Karkat. Even Davepeta cucked him out of a mention in the final fight.
I guess Hussie couldn't think of anymore quirky dudebro quotes for Dave, so he just said, "Hey, why don't I reuse a joke for him?"
>>81317898
>Which one will be your favorite fight?
probably none of them.
I would be excited for the condy fight had john gotten mad as fuck.
Instead it'll probably be lame shit, John will job again. there will be rosemary shipping.
I want to vomit.
>>81318050
>what is a callback
>>81318050
homestuck is at least 40% reused jokes.
>>81318050
Still better than the other jokes in the other updates
>>81318115
this jade is cute
>Gamzee won't be seen again
boring
>>81318153
Sounds like a long and hard quest.
>>81318136
Will Gamzee be the first character to be
ALIVE AND OUT OF THE STORY
>>81318219
this jade is not as cute.
>>81318280
sollux
![d2439bb94a40990df03f79d451a9db1f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1NFIaWz.png "d2439bb94a40990df03f79d451a9db1f[1].png")
postgod tier/dreamerKatNep
>>81318301
nah, Sollux is hdaoots
>>81318298
>>81318153
Why is it I've always headcanoned these two as being the most perverted members of their session? It makes no sense and yet I've always thought of them that way.
>>81318348
nope hes fully alive since his dead half got pulled out when erisolsprite got prototyped
>>81318400
Jade is canonically a furry who was into yiffing
>>81318400
bubbly, friendly
>>81318417
Fuck, I forget all these little details about shit like this.
>>81317898
>John, Rose, Roxy, Jane and Kanaya vs. Condy
This will likely end up as my most enjoyed fight, given what the Condesce showed off back in Cascade. She's a very visually appealing character, with some cool powers to boot. It'll also be interesting to see John, Roxy and Rose putting their powers to work in an extended fight. Although I'm not entirely certain what Kanaya is going to contribute, she seems a bit out of her depth in comparison to the other combatants. I also wonder how they're going to factor Jane in; will she be completely safe and passive at the back? Or will she have to pull some stunts mid-fight to avoid being focused down? My hope is the Condesce cottons on to her quickly and tries to eliminate her as the primary threat and how they deal with that focus in their winning condition for the fight.
Outside of that, the other fights have a solid chance of being great too. Union Jack and Spades Slick will be interesting if not just for the Jacks. Jake is either going to fail horribly or pull out the Hope wildcard, possibly both. I've seen some cool ideas in the talkback threads about some Lord English related shenanigans with Jake and the Felt, so I'll be waiting to see what happens there.
Seeing Jade bring the Becs into line will also be fun, given how important they could be in directly combating Lord English when the Ghost Army inevitably fails. Honestly, I want to see how badly they get massacred given that they're effectively mass cannon fodder and Karkat is supposedly going to be front and center.
>>81318298
still pretty cute tho
>>81318016
Dave can't give birth though
>>81318423
Also, Aradia has Damara's DNA in her.
in more ways than one.
>>81318400
they're probably the least gay people in their session, too.
Aradia's dated multiple guys, never shown interest in girls. Not even a potential black romance with vriska.
Jade comes across as being less gay than Rose, Dave and John.
What did she mean by this?
>>81318298
>not wanting to scratch that Jade's ears
Whens WQ coming back?
>>81318502
>and John
>>81317898
>Jade vs Bec Noir and PM Bec
>fight
Anon, have you forgotten Act 5 already? Bec Noir can't say no to Jade and PM is likely the same way
>>81318613
john is effeminate. Jade's a girl so being feminine is expected.
>It's been updating for four days now
Are we finally reaching the end of this shitfest?
>>81318677
no, after tomorrow we enter the Briefpause
>>81318659
jade also just got kissed by 50% nepeta and john has explicitly confirmed hes straight
Will he be important?
>>81318718
John kissed Gamzee :^)
>>81318718
Jade considered it a kiss from exclusively Dave
>>81318794
Jade was wrong
>>81318755
that wasnt canon
>>81318749
Nah, he gave up his chance to pilot Dronegorg.
>>81318400
>What is Equius
>>81318749
He won't be seen again and neither will any other chess people from this session except Jack.
We still don't even know if either of the queens are alive.
>>81318755
It probably happened in dream bubbles at some point too.
>>81318815
Either way, she only reacted to the kiss as if it was from Dave
>>81318915
lame, all of the best characters in homestuck are chess people
Come Anon, Friend Or Traitor, Come,
Come And Look Upon The Heart Of Equarahate-anon, And Bring pictures of Sollux groping Aradia, I Have Need Of It,
Come To /hst/, I Wait For You There Where We Last Met Countless Threads Ago,
Come To Me Through Shitstorms And Flamewars, I Welcome You,
Welcome Derse-and-Prospit I Have Prepared A Place For You,
Come, Bring pictures of Sollux groping Aradia To /hst/,
Together Let Us Free The Cursed Equaracunts,
Welcome Anon, Together We Shall Speak For The Status-quo-of-canon-ships And Shall Drive The Rogue Equaracunts from the interwebz,
Is This How You Honor Equarahate-anon And The Canon Facts ?
Reply To Me Openly, And Not By Shitpost.
Welcome Derse-and-Prospit ! To This Place Where Destiny Is Made
>>81317898
Felt. no question. holy shit i love those gay leprechauns and their bullshit time shenanigans so much.
>>81318974
>>81318050
It was thematically appropriate and kind of cute, shut up
What was the point of this filler update?
>>81318502
>less gay than John "A Bullet a Day Keeps the Homos Away" Egbert
>>81319050
To establish that Davekat is dying to make way for the superior Davejade
>>81318500What are the odds of someone's pelvis surviving Damara, Aradia, and Jade all at the same time?
>>81318911
There's a huge difference between "Perverted" and "Creepy".Equius is the kind of creepy fucker who browses /d/ regularly.
>>81319050
establish that Dave, Dirk, Terezi, Jack and Jack are in the same place, and that Jade Jack and PM are in the same place.
What does it say, /hst/?
>>81319090
Zero. Zero chance.
>>81319090
>all at the same time
How does that even work
>>81319166
>>81318974
The amount of time and effort on making that image displays you been on tumblr too long. Barely anyone ships Aradia and Equius.
>>81319207
jadamaradiasprite?
>>81318196
>implying gamzee won't be the turning point in the EOA6 flash
What did he meme by this?
>>81319207The two that aren't riding you molest your ears with dirty words. You are never not inside one of them and no breaks until they're satisfied.
>>81319342
Karkat shouldn't have turned his back on the body.
>>81319455
That's what he meant, I'm asking about what he memet.
>>81318794
>even when fused with a main character Nepeta is still ignored
That's another thing that annoys me about Davepeta, Nepeta was removed from the story exclusively to benefit Davesprite's identity issues, it does nothing for her.
So when Jade goes ":P" with actual speech is she actually sticking her tongue out?
>>81319518
She was meant to be a joke character like equis according to hussie, nepetaquest and all that. If she wasnt the solution to davesprite being depressed we'd never see her again besides in the background.
>>81319664
no, she's saying the emote.
Will he be relevant ever again?
>>81318994
This guy's got the right idea.
>>81319664
Boner
>>81317898
I keep forgetting Homestuck is updating and these threads keep reminding me
>>81319667
That would honestly be preferable compared to what we got.
>>81319090
nah, the /d/eviant troll is Fef, no question
eri is effay. also browses /lit/, /his/, /pol/. regularly whines on /adv/.
gamzee is the other kind of regular /lit/ poster. fucking loves infinite jest so much holy shit it just keeps going man.
equius is a regular on /his/ and /h/. he's the kind of poster who won't shut up about how deviant /d/ is even though he only went there once.
8luh 8luh huge 8itch idk probably a trip in some /vg/ general. absolutely insufferable. checks passing threads on /lgbt/ just to tell people they don't. /soc/ most likely.
Terezi frequents mtg threads on /tg/ and enjoys laughing at shitty customs. probably runs quests occasionally and is absolutely merciless. /cgl/ lurker.
Kanaya posts sad lesbian stories on /lgbt/ and meddles in other people's lives. /cgl/ loves her.
nep /trash/ that's where /sug/ lives and nep fits there. /ic/ sometimes?
Karkat just fucking screams over the internet at people because holy fuck they are so pantsshittingly stupid REEEEEEE
Sollux lurks everywhere, master baiter
Tavros is a beloved trip on /an/. everybody loves him and his animals. his life is pretty okay. he is happy.
Aradia reads /x/ and /his/-though she can tell equius is there and avoids threads where he posts.
caliborn browses /u/ looking for handholding.
>>81319984
>caliborn browses /u/ looking for handholding.
Flawless
>>81319984
>Vriska
>/vg/
Nah son, Vriska would be a /v/ poster who shitposts in /vg/. She'd probably also be permabanned from /tg/ for constantly shilling her terrible self-insert characters.
>>81319664
>>81319518
Nepeta's issues weren't explored much. It's not that hard to believe Dave's analytical side would help her out though.
>>81320286
nepeta's issues were that she had autism
>>81320306
thats not an issue
>>81318417
>>81318455
Yeah, but that was from the Sollux of the GO timeline. The Sollux from the Retcon timeline is still half dead. So we now have 2.5 Solluxes in the story.
>>81318659
>Effeminate
Have you seen his amount of mangrit?
>>81320494
he still acts like a poofter
What is the 3 day hiatus for? Couldn't he just shrink some updates and spread them out instead of taking a pause after the so-caled omegapause?
>>81319715
His last contribution was in 2012 and ipgd doesnt know him, sorry bowmananon.
>>81320629
It's a massive file so probably to prep things for that
homestuck is goodapril fools
>>81318860
But will drollgorg be important?
>>81320557
That's what she gets for rolling around naked in poison oak
>>81319984
>equius
>not /fit/
>4 SCOOPSCOME ON
>>81321197shit. didn't want to misrepresent boards i have no experience with but that should have been obvious.
>>81319984
Correction: Caliborn browses /y/ and /cm/ looking for handholding.
on my phone right now but katnep
just a reminder
Wow holy SHIT.
So I was thinking about streaming all the [S] Pages for 4/12 and im only halfway through and the playtime is three hours. How would you guys feel about doing something like chopping the total playtime of the flashes (I think 4 or 5 hours when we get to the day before the epilogue drop) and spreading them out between the six films?
I think it would be a great way to get one last "reread" from people who want to go through the comic one last time before the final page drops.
>>81321356
Joke's on you I don't have any friends
>>81321356
Two of my three best friends are mentally ill and would probably collapse under the pressure before I get into the Medium.
>>81321356
i have too many friends for this
>>81317898
>TEREZI: W3LL WHY TH3 FUCK WOULD 1 B4RK???
Because your a huge bitch.
So did I miss all the complaining about Hussie not even drawing his very last updates? Lazy.
>>81321523
Terezi doesn't have a huge bitch though
Let's
>>81321567
I'm assuming hes been drawing the assets for the finale and epilogue this whole time. Either that or his time really was taken by that small thing about kickstarter and the odd gentlemen
Talk
>>81321633
We all know the final flash will be full of nothing but his tumblr friend's art. We will never see Hussnasty mode again.
Cute Grubs
>>81321678
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Don't scare me like that
![03414[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rdcqS1z.gif "03414[1].gif")
>>81321678
im perfectly okay with the guest art so far. Karkat was pretty odd looking and the backgrounds are very jarring and out of place for Homestuck. But everything else is pretty great!
Homestuck gets a lot of shit for its "lazy" artstyle but a lot of the time theres some serious work put into them. A lot of small details.
>>81321709
![03115[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/JX1mB8n.gif "03115[1].gif")
This whole scene always looked really great. From Vriska being fucking #rekt (which was satisfying in a lot of ways) to her on the quest bed, to Tavros covered in blood from both of them.
>>81321356
>want to do an rp of a straight-up sburb session, the closest thing i'd get to playing it
>no friends who care about homestuck
>the only people who do that kind of shit anymore are probably only in it for erp anyway
god damn where did this feel come from and why won't it leave me alone
>>81321792
>>81321356
>Implying i have 3 best friends
>>81318749
>>81318810
>>81318860
DD's gonna be the true final boss, just you wait.
>>81321888
>sleeping on a bed
>>81321325
This but unironically
>>81321931
Why is karkat wearing a red sweater?
>>81321870
I'd do it (if the system is good). I hate shipping and ERP, and shitpost on /tg/ regularly.
This artist turned out to be a child molestor who admitted they got sexual excitement from watching infants die
I don't know if I should still post their stuff
>>81322096
>>81322058
>>81321356
tfw you're no longer the happy little 13 year old boy with three AMIGOS4LYFE, but instead a lonely, bitter /pol/ack.
Why is life shit bro, I just want to go back.
>>81322096
Grubs aren't even cute.
>>81322096
On a scale of 1 to 10 for being fucked up, I'd say they're only a 7 or so
>>81321364
I'm more for just playing all the [S] page together without interruptions, but either could work.
>>81322180
>fapping to infant gore is only a 7
Then what the fuck is a ten
>>81322154
Hey man, enjoy the memories. Some of us didn't even get the chance for that.
>>81322096
>>81322180
what's a 10 then on your scale
Wait, we are in A6A6I5 right now, and the EOA6 flash will be posted on the 6th of April.
This is followed by 7 days of updates with 40 pages, and then Act 7 on the 13th.
What are the 40 pages going to be, another Intermission? Perhaps the kids confronting Caliborn but then things will go differently and it's not a loop?
>>81322154
Stop browsing /pol/ and your life will improve
>>81322231
Not a place where people fuck babies ideally
>>81322210
>>81322234
Cutting open an infant and using them as a fleshlight. And even then that might be a 9 because I'm sure you could go worse. Maybe something involving the above with some incest, cannibalism and unbirth.
>>81322277
Dubtrips confirm /pol/ makes your life shit
>>81322300
I want to step on them.
>>81322334
And then there's this guy
>>81322186
I'm seriously leaning towards that. I feel like people had their fill of HS themed movies. Might just do con air then all the flashes.
>>81322365
DUNE WHEN
>>81322087
i don't know anything about this kind of stuff, the last time i tried ttrpgs i got my friends to play a single session of 5e before they got bored and never touched it again. what the fuck kind of system would a sburb rpg use anyways?
>>81322385never
>>81322400
>eridan
>not jewish
>>81322400
>Meenah and Feferi are literally Hexcode #000000 black.
I get it.
>>81322387
Sburb as a table top by itself I don't think would work very well. However when run in a role playing based system a game inspired by sburb with more emphasis on teamwork than singular goals for each player could work very well.
>>81322400
>Black with white ankles
Fucking unsettling
>>81322365
What about Shrek?
>>81322454
its ankle vitrillgo. stop literally raping me
>>81322400
I can't be the only one who thinks Rose and Roxy are hotter when they're black, can I?
>>81322400
>terezi
>freckles
I've seen that a few times with artists. Why?
>>81317898
Im most excited for the dave fight since i sont beleive weve ever seen him use his powers yet
>>81322400
>we
>Wuz
>KINGS
>>81322494
Red hair and freckles just seem to go together.And for some reason it's making me think Terezi would have an Irish accent.
>>81322496
We already have numerous times.
>>81322532
He's talking about his new Homosexual powers, anon.
>>81322455
I dunno, it was kind of cute that Dave was the one who took the time to write out the note and tie it on his future wife
>>81322400
Am I the only one who think that Aranea looks cross eyed?
Will John "Black Eyes for Gay Guys" Egbert ever break free from the gay singularity and save his friends from it?
>>81322568
>It was actually Calliope who wrote it
>>81322568
Would Dave take good care of his wife's son?
>>81322400
the lack of diversity in this image insults me
>>81322550
Dave is not a honosexual
>>81322613
What the fuck is with that skin condition making rounds on tumblr lately?
>>81322607
Which one
>>81322487
nah i agree
>>81322235
Assumin end of act 6 is whole final battle those pages will be a sort of aftermath and then act 7 is epilouge
>>81322652
Tumblr treats black people like merit badges and a black person with a pigment disorder is an especially shiny merit badge. Depicting this skin condition is how they really show how progressive they are, while they continue to treat blacks like commodities.
>>81322656
Karkat's ofc.
>>81322532
Really? I knowWeve seen him time travel but anyone can do that
>>81317898
Crimity, just got on here and thought you were rusing hard, HOLY SHIT
IT'S BACK
THE END IS NEAR!
How crazy was it earlier? What went on in here earlier? I must know. Gonna have to find the archive.
>>81322725
That's silly and biologically implausible. After all, Jade is incapable of being attracted to Karkat.
>>81322652
People have joked about Michael Jackson disease being the epitome of diversity in fanart and some people didn't realize they were kidding.
>>81322652
Vitiligo is quickly becoming the next Heterochromia.
>>81322813
Oh my god you're right
Deviantart has moved to tumblr and has adopted DIVERSITY in place of emo shit and edgy multi-color eyed OCs.
>>81322400
this looks like poptropica
>>81322823
Bellingham Technical College?
That's silly, Jade isn't attracted to Dave because he went to college. Jade is attracted to Dave because she can sense other furries.
>>81322764
Last time Homestuck came back, the thread outpaced not just the entire board but also the entire rest of 4chan, briefly.
This time it was much more subdued. We are way more tired and jaded than before.
>>81322595
The only way to save them is to destroy the husks that bear their visage.
>"April Fools I'm uploading the rest of the comic NOW"
>Game Over 2, tpk except john and roxy again
>"fuck! better do this again"
>EoA6 is a super psychedelic and meta-breaking fight where John fights Lord English by endlessly bombarding him with different retconned timelines Kamehameha Wave-style against the mouth laser
>We see snippets of these timelines fly by as a series of endlessly-recursive sub-acts (666~)
>>81322984
Things are definitely more Jaded.
>>81322858
Bellingham is a nice town
WAKE UP KIDDIES!
ITS TIME TO SHITPOST!
>>81322621
Sure, but he is a homosexual relationship.
>>81323012
Thats a very cute rorb
>>81322365
Sounds good to me. And you've still got time to change it if you need to.
Any idea of what time you'll stream?
>>81317898
>excited about fights
Why? Homestuck has never been about fighting. Hussie is fucking shit at it other than that one time where John fought Bec Noir.
What's a homestuck thread without shitposts?
>>81323222
Turn on the bathtub you dumb motherfucker.
>>81323193
Hey man, all of the Bro fights were great
>>81322613
>tfw white with vitiligo
>everyone who actually notices it is disgusted
>>81323422
What does that look like?
>>81323193
Expect it to turn into puzzle shit pretty quickly. Jasprose put hidden portals everywhere and it's reminding me of the DMK fight
>>81323256
It's goddamn reddit is what it is. Well, it's still better than reddit, but you know what I mean.
>>81323441
Random parts of my body look like a dairy cow but with tan rather than black and darker splotches
>>81323444
We simply don't have enough time for this to be DMK v2.
>>81323580
It's a 20 minute flash or something. It can be mini-DMK I'm sure.
>>81323614
But without any previous set-up, it's just contrived. Most things used against DMK was something that was established a good amount of time before, or at least during the fight. So far it looks like there's been no puzzles set up. I mean, maybe I'm wrong and Hussie has some incredibly complicated shit set up that's been alluded to.
so whatever happened to bkew?
>>81323675
You've got some good points, I don't know how it's going to go but there's a lot of powers in play that could cause serious shenanigans if they were used together.
>>81323851
>happened
You act like he isn't still around. As if he isn't still posting theories. As if he literally didn't post something on his tumblr an hour ago.
>>81323851
alive and well unfortunately
>>81323929
Oh he just used to be mentioned here a lot more.
What happened to that
>>81324026
Homestuck is reclining, and people are tired of theories. We just want it to end.But once it's over we'll have nothing else.
>>81324113
>>81324273
>brief interfishin
only thing missing is Sollux falling down all these stairs.
>>81323001
Apart from being framed as "april fools!" which isn't very husslike, john bombarding LE with recursive subacts would be kind of awesome.
>>81324273
>aradia
she bout to do it
>>81324324
Do what?
>>81324336
do IT
Be nice if the goddamn MSPA forums were up. There's a fan adventure or two I'd like to be able to fucking read.
>>81324346
>>81324336
>>81324324
>>81324346
That's a bit rude anon, Vriska's not an it.
The world is so fucked up. How is it that people can stand to live?
>>81324420
fantasy
Heroes always get remembered.
But you know legends never die.
>>81324420
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIINnice blog anon.
>>81324420
>>81324420
Anime
God you're all so wretched.
>>81324620
At least I'm not a namefag.
Homestuck is so fucking confusing I've tried to keep up but I just fucking can't
AM I the only one who's VERY MAD about PM being treated like shit by the comic?
She was one of the most heroic NPC, he was part of what made [S] Cascade so great and now she's portrayed as a brainless dog, even more so than Jack.
This is very wrong.
>>81324759
im not upset about it
im only upset that almost no one cares about her. best exile by far
>>81324443
What good is being a legend if you're legendary for being shit?
>>81324443
Don't worry, I plan on forgetting about you the moment Homestuck ends. In fact, it's already starting to happen.
>>81324759
I think all of the Carapaces deserved better. I mean, would you rather have her treated like The Mayor where she's just a cutesy character? At least her being a brainless dog is explained with Bec overpowering her because of ded jade
>>81324620
Don't be mad just cause jade cosplayers wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
>>81324759
She killed Dave for trying to touch Jade
>>81324957
That's Bec's overzealous canine loyalty overpowering her. It happened to Jack too, even though Jack should have absolutely no reservations about killing Jade, since she opposes him.
They're Jack and PM until Jade comes into play, and then they're Bec.
>beefcake is still drawing mituna
A real fucking human bean
>>81324620
>>81318504
AHA
You are not getting your replies this time anon
>>81325251
not enough industrial revolution
>>81325251
>iron and smog
ANOTHER missed chance for trains and industry
What is with you man, you're dropping the ball hard.
Since this last update a lot of Jade art has slowly started to regress away from her as a giant black hairy man
It's nice.
>>81320136
Terrible, but also unstoppable because she's a min-maxing FAGgot.
>>81318504
"Him" was a metaphor for the bourgeoise. Terezi was encouraging her past self to seize the means of production and create a workers' paradise.
>>81321572
Yes she does. Her moirail.
