You are now apart of the Rogues gallery.
You must design a way to stop the flash either with a plan or devices. No matter what you can't be a speedster or use a speedster to stop the flash cause that's cheating.
Keep in mind, The flash can run and react at near light speeds.
I seduce him and suck him off. Then I bite his dick off.
Throw him onto the air lmao
>>81311151
Fuck that noise.
I move to the fucking Pacific Northwest where there's no fucking superheroes and I commit low-key crimes with low to non-existent body counts to keep myself in bank and avoid the notice of the public.
I ain't joining a Rogues Gallery who's got a built-in Silver Age failure button!
>>81311246
>Flash starts to feel teeth
>vibrates his dick so that all of them break
try again
>>81311246
>Flash cums
>Shoots out 10 times faster than a bullet
>Goes right through your skull
I'm the ginger bread man
my shtick is I can never be caught, in speed or not. I cant be trapped either. I cant do things as slowly as I need and they cant catch me.
note: my power is not speed or using the speed force, its just- magic or sumtin
>>81311151
I am... The Lubricator!
Not only does my entire body have no friction coefficient, but I can shoot frictionless gel from my every opening!
Lock iris up in a hair trigger bomb cell (bluff)
Tell him to step into a tessarct that vibrates the same speed as Barry
Launch tessaract into space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOt2iw-7n6A
>>81311151
I tie up some people in a basement and I fill the entire room with powerful neurotoxin that will paralyze the flash long enough for me to get him if he breathes any in.
I also strap motion sensitive bombs to all the victims all synced together so if flash tries to tornado arm the gas or run them out then kaboom.
>>81311514
Flash can survive space anon.
>>81311151
I'll become the Mr. Adhesive. With a suit covered entirely with the world's strongest adhesive. The Flash can catch me, but if he touched me, he's stuck to me for life.
Slippery floor?
Psychic attacks?
What about some kinda delayed poison gas he won't notice till it's too late?
>>81311151
Spend all of my energy trying to figure out who he is, doing nothing illegal so he can't put me away,
Discover his identity. Make notes on his usual habits, favorite foods, and schedule.
If he knows my face, get a disguise or hire someone else for this next part. Get a job in his local restaurant, grocery store, cafe, etc.
Slip a calculated dose of ricin into his food. Make small talk to him about how a lot of recent costumers have been coming in with the flu, so offer him some hand sanitizer.
Flash starts to feel ill a few hours after eating it. The mechanism of ricin makes it more dangerous to his physiology because he needs to create proteins faster (but won't be able to clear the ricin any faster).
Flash has the idea of a disease planted in his mind (the flu) and even though he thinks it is strange that he got sick (as a superhuman) he doesn't question the flu like symptoms as much.
Flash dies within a day or two.
>>81312042
...customers
but I guess costumers works if the Flash is involved
Tell him I don't believe in the speed force and am instead quickened by my own running.
Trick him by trapping him in a time loop.
I home in on his communicator for the JL, use their own teleport system to beam him into open space at Roche point. Or just borrow a teleport system from Grodd or whatever, keep my hands away from his mouth.
Or, study the speed force so that I can boost the entire planet's movement using his speed for one full second leaving him absolutely motionless within time-space, completely immobilizing him in space while the planet moves along its own orbit without him.
I invent a freeze ray, and wear a parka. Cause that shit would be cold. I also need a title, something that commands authority. Not too much authority tho. I don't want to sound like a dick. My name should also describe what I do. So I would be known as Sgt.Snow!
I create a giant hamster wheel before going to confront him.
The Flash will not resist the urge to take a few laps in the Hamster wheel, wherein he will succumb to a fiendish plot of his own making. He will find the wheel far too entertaining to leave!
>>81311151
>make a suit that the flash cannot destroy out of some fictional super strong metal
>make a cell that the flash cannot escape
>kill innocent people until the flash willingly gives himself up to save the public
>>81311151
>get the power to control Plasma
>can throw lightning and control photons (light)
I think it could do some damage
>>81315296
The other Rogues would actually kill you first. They hate it when people break their rules. ESPECIALLY Cold.
>>81315296
I feel like that 3rd one won't work out too well for ya
>>81315296
Flash will vibrate you out of the suit after he vibrates out of the cell.
The Cunctator.
A lazy guy with the power of compelled procrastination. The Flash can easily stop me and my diabolical plan of stealing an entire guildbanks worth of WoW gold, but he will rather stay home and eat funyuns in bed instead
>>81315296
The flash will run so fast he goes back in time and throw all the fictional super metal off the planet, then he will go further back in time to when you are a baby and push your head in, making you retarded to be a supervillian
>>81315683
Jesus, I guess it really is that easy to make a baby retarded...
I wait until The Flash goes to sleep for the night, then use my device that broadcasts a signal that disables every alarm clock in the state. Flash will never wake up in time to stop me from stealing a diamond at 3 in the morning, and even if he somehow DOES wake up, he will be groggy and fall cunningly into my trap, in which I've coated the floor with a special compound designed to eat away the soles of the Flash's shoes. If he tries to run fast, he might step on a pebble and it'd hurt super bad.
I commit a crime in plain sight
Flash comes to stop me
Runs into the piano wire I tied at ankle height
Loses his feet
Still super fast but he'll bleed out and if he doesn't the bastards outta the game anyway
I'll be unstoppable
>>81316890
Flash could take all of those pieces, put together the most intricate structure, and kick your ass before you'd even realize it.
>>81317625
>He makes a modular Flash museum
My name is Mr Mercury. I'm a singler and poet. I will seduce him.
>>81311303
smart crook right here.
>>81311151
>Keep in mind, The flash can run and react at near light speeds.
Then there's no point in even trying is there outside of PIS.
I'm Sonic.the Hedgehog, according to my theme song I'm the fastest thing alive so I'm faster than the Flash and so I spin dash him in half with my Masamune sword
>>81322527
THEME SONGS ARENT CANON REEEEEE
>>81311151
I find a way to give him Ingrown nails, there he can't run anymore.
I set up and detonate a series of explosives that steer Flash into approaching me from behind, while at the same time I raise my sword up and have it pointing towards my back. Flash wouldn't be able to avoid getting stabbed by my sword.
I don't know what villain name I'd have, but with even Flash being unable to stop me I know that I will be beyond death's stroke.
>>81311151
I throw Zack Snyder at him
ima gun god
>>81311151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYF2N-cvcc&ab_channel=protoman561
I really liked how they did it in this movie
>>81311582
Go to bed, Trickster.
I have the power to make the flash slow
>>81324690
Turtleman
>>81323322
>Flash starts to get slower and slower and slower
>he starts dropping to his knees
>but then he hears it
>is this real or just another mirage
>it doesn't matter
>all that matters is that he hears it
>it's his Dad giving him the greatest, most flexibile piece of widsom ever told
>Barry's legs start picking up
>Ingrown turns around and he doesn't even see a blur
>he doesn't see anything for another 72 hours
>he wakes up, bound and stripped of his clothes and powers
>"But how? How did you keep running? No one could do that! Not even you, Flash!"
>"I've felt what you felt what you feel right now. I still feel it.
>The desire to do bad. You think you've been wronged and you probably have in all honesty.
>It's only natural to want revenge. It's only natural to want to have power. Over the world. Over the people. Over you."
>Tears trickle down Ingrown's face
>"But I think there's something even more human.
>The desire to do good. Sometimes people just don't have the will to fulfull that desire. Sometimes they just need a little push."
>"Who gave you that push, Barry?"
>The Flash looks at him shocked that he knew his name but unsurprised he never told a soul
>"My dad says when you really want something you play through the pain."
>Barry stands up and starts to walk out of the room
>"Wait, Barry. I just need to tell you that you've just-"
>"I know."
>"Thank you."
>"After you get out, you'll understand that you'll have to rely on more than graditude to accomplish those dreams."
>a small silence
>Flash smiles
>"But that means much more than you realize. Hopefully you'll come to know the same feeling."
>Ingrown looks up out the window
>he sobs silently for his loss of freedom and the mistakes he's made
>then he smiles
>>81311254
This. Become a trap, offer to dance with him and seduce him. Once he is totally immersed in my smell and a sense of euphoria, I would throw him into the air in a 'dance-move' kinda way so he wouldn't be suspicious. Then, I would whip out a gun and shoot him dead. He can't freely move if he's in the air. Aim right for the center of the body. Dead.
>>81324807
He's just kick his legs really fast, air still has friction and resistance.
>>81311151
I control friction within my vicinity and make a good kilometer from me slippery as a soap. You can't run if you can't get traction, no matter how fast you are.
>>81324874
His reflexs are fast enough to determine where to plant his feet and for how long though.
Find someone else who can stop time and get them to kill him while time is stopped.
>become super hero (my power isn't important, so it'll super strength or some bullshit)
>spend years saving random people and defeating baddies in my own respected city
>eventually get invited to the Justice League but I play hard to get; however I do join in time.
>befriend the league, hit on super powered babes, and get rejected by them
>eventually earn my way into helping Martian Man Hunter in the medical Bay after missions
>one day flash will get hurt, and he will need medical attention and my chance will be right there
>i will inject flash with HIV
>that's a victory in my book
Or
>enjoy being a superhero
>>81324902
Flash runs so fast he can vibrate the frozen time-space continuum so fast that the kinetic energy will heat it back up making it molecularly stable again. Read more comics.
I erase time.
I negate the speed force entirely.
>>81322527
>so I spin dash him in half with my Masamune sword
>>81325285
I admit to being an idiot here, what's edgy about Kirby?
I have a fucking question: HOW DO I EVEN STOP THE FLASH?!
LIKE, WHAT AM I EVEN GOING TO DO?!
>>81325372
the girl from kill la kill isnt that edgy either.
>>81325459
Classic Doctor Strange laughs as flash smacks into his autoshields.
>>81325465
In terms of attitude, yeah, but as far as looks goes, she has an edge mode on her suit.
>>81311455
Why do I get the feeling no one has ever read the Ginerbread man story?
>>81311151
tell me more about it
>>81312042
Flash is a Forensics Scientist. I think you're playing too hard on the "gullible" thing. You're giving someone a day or two when they can stretch a single second into infinite calculations.
Flash has been poisoned dozens of times and it never works because he always bullshit sciences himself out of it.
>>81324807
He vibrates through the bullets. Or catches them with his hands because he's done that hundreds of times. Heck, one time he got shot in the back of the neck and didn't notice it and kept on having a conversation at superspeed until it started to bother him.
Then he just scooped it up and was like "huh, some asshole shot me, way to ruin my night."
>>81325515
Literally everyone has read it. There was just no way to reply to it with actual conversation. Also, I'd reccomend the Stinky Cheese Man version.
>>81325482
Flash goes back in time and kicks his dad in the junk a lot.
hire deathstroke to predict him through full bullshit writing
>>81325372
It's a meme from /v/ because kirby always looks angry on the American box art
>>81311151
Depending on the version of him, I'd seduce and fuck Iris and/or his mother. Fuck them hard.
>>81311303
... Why are there no superheroes in the pacific northwest?
>>81326991
it rains too much, aint no one wants to deal with that shit. well exscept for iZombie
>>81326991
Because most comics authors lived in and around New York City, or California these days.
There's thus a strong sense of provincialism leaning towards the East Coast in many comics, and when the West Coast is thought of at all it's generally only Southern California that's brought up or mentioned. Which is pretty close to how it all ads up in real life politically too, actually.
For awhile Green Arrow worked out of Seattle before moving right back to Star City. That's about as superheroic as the PacNorthwest ever got.
>>81327022
>>81327051
Huh. So no chances of a Vancouver based superhero, eh?
>>81311316
This character really is OP
>>81327064
Not really, no. But Canadian superheroes aren't ever touched on much in general. Which is to say, superheroes IN Canada, not superheroes FROM Canada.
That said, recently Star City has increasingly strongly been based off San Francisco and Seattle; it's area code is a Seattle area code, and it's appearance in the Arrow TV show is pretty similar to Seattle since it's filmed out of Vancouver.
>>81327106
Yeah, I've recognized a couple places in it. Lotsa things are filmed up here, it seems.
>>81311151
I politely ask him to stop for a moment as so that I may ask him an at length question for some school paper and that sales of said paper will be donated to charity.
My task being only to make him stop sounds all too simple
>>81327124
Vancouver's cheap to film shit in for whatever reason. Probably a licensing thing.
I make a psychic voodoo doll then gently manipulate him whenever he tries to stop me
I then lie to him saying I have luck powers hoping he believes like all media, having bad luck actually makes you clumsy as fuck
I then after my first manipulation make an actual factual voodoo doll as i could have him deliver something personal to a place just in case he using anti psychic tech which he has actual access to
now I just resist the universal temptation to have him fight any other super hero and I'd be made in the shade
>>81311151
I turn him into a marionette.
>>81327262
Whoa. Weird forehead vein bro.
I politely ask him to stop fighting crime. when the fails, I tell him I know his biggest, darkest secret. I know that he's a really big fan of The Dave Matthews' Band. And with that kind of information, I blackmail him into stopping forever*
*Of course I've made an exception for when MY life is in danger
I booby trap his suit with bullshitindium, the only material known to man that will always counteract the speedforce. So now he runs at only slightly above kenyan speeds. Then I ask him to get me in with Cisco.
Needless to say, me and Cisco become lovers
>>81311582
Goddamn it, beat me to it
>>81327106
Where is Alpha Flight based?
>>81327522
They've moved to different parts of Canada several times. But currently? They're in space.
>>81327620
Space Canada?
>>81311151
its a gun that shoots speedsters at him
Ill be the Speedsterer
>>81311151
I am... THE LUBRICATOR! With my patented lube cannon, it will be too slick for the Flash to run anywhere!
>>81311508
Holy shit, I >>81330637 did not know this post was here. Great minds think alike.
I am... QUICKSAND! With my ability to destabilize the molecules in any surface, I will leave the Flash with nowhere to run!
This is easy. Be his friend or something. Always be at the scene of the crime talking to him. Figure out his secret identity. Say that you're a super fan of him. Don't say anything to him at first. Make sure that you have a means to spread his identity instantly without getting stopped. Tell him that you want to work with him and you know his secret identity. If he accepts, always be with him. Be as annoying as possible. Make him lose his sanity little by little. Then he will make a mistake. If he declines l, don't push the issue any further. Just go back home and get ready to release his identity. It's important for you to do this from multiple devices. Now see his life get ruined little by little as almost every of his enemy knew who he is. See as the anxiety take over him. If he try to confront you about this, deny everything. If he figure out it was actually you, you say that you were threaten by one of his villain because they see you talking to him at every crime scene. There done.
>>81311151
>and react at near light speeds.
I slow down the speed of light, then shoot him. Easy.
These threads remind me how broken Speed Force is.
Why does he have trouble with anyone? Even the Rogues shouldn't actually be able to stop him.
>>81324235
Flash reaction is slower than a normal human reaction when it is convenient to the plot.
I get him to slip on a banana peel at mach 10.
I'm the Big Guy. My power is to increase the size of everything on Earth, except Flash himself. Flash's ability to take 1000 steps in the time a normal person takes 1 means nothing if his steps now carry him 1000 times less relative distance than they used to.
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I go back in time and make his life as pleasant as possible. With no tragedy to motivate him he'll be a terrible hero.
An invisible wall. He'd pancake on it.
>>81325687
It's not a gullible thing, it's just giving the mind a more reasonable explanation. I'd probably just do it during flu season too.
The human mind is much more likely to go with a reasonable explanation than examine the strange. For example, if a tiny meteorite hit your mailbox, dented it, then bounced off and was untraceable... would you think "oh, my mailbox was hit by a celestial object?"
No, you'd blame the local kids or something. Maybe a stray bullet. Who knows. Especially if your neighbor had previously had their mailbox hit by the local kids.
Flash is smart and honestly not very gullible... but occam's razor is almost a liability in the impossible realm of DC comics.
Besides, the mechanism of ricin means the faster his cells work, the faster he dies. The 1-2 days thing is if he uses no super speed.
Most poisons work by blocking/competing with receptors, so Flash's physiology would help him (as his own super speed molecules would out compete him). Ricin works by disabling the production of proteins, and is permanent for those cells. It's so deadly because it keeps the disabled ones around, so the cells have no signal to make more.
If he uses super speed, he could die within minutes. He would also become less coherent as time went on. There also is no readily available antidote.
The symptoms are easily explained by other things like the flu/organ distress, and would not rouse his suspicion immediately.
Face it, I could kill the Flash. Short of being tipped off by someone, he is dead. And because I would have committed no previous crime, no one would have reason to investigate me (repeat offenders are the ones who get caught IRL... people who just commit one crime often get away with it)
I wait until he falls asleep in his bed and just silently stab him in the face or sumtin
>>81311151
Pic related would shit all over Flash, prove me wrong.
>>81334125
Well that won't happen because Batman is the best detective and he's besties with Flash so fuck you Marvelfag
>>81336979
>detective
Detectives mostly investigate crimes after they happen anon. Or prevent repeat actions. What evidence have I given Batman?
Unless Flash goes "Batman plz help I have the flu" he wouldn't know anything until after Flash was dead. Ricin deaths are rare, and easily put off as other things.
Anyway, Flash would probably run to Gotham instead of calling for Bruce (he likes running, OK?). The run would speed his cells up, and he'd die before he got there.
Checkmate normie.
>>81336735
I JUST realized his cape is a banana peel. DAMMIT BRAIN. Why you so stupid?
