Is Mystique the best waifu because she can be all your waifu's?
>>81303603
irrc that's why remender picked her when asked
>>81303603
If you like the type of waifu that'll blue ball you for a year just to stab you in the dick and steal what's in your wallet.
>>81303603
>Is Mystique the best waifu because she can be all your waifu's?
>woman's only value is that she can be any other woman
No that makes her the worst waifu
dafuq are holding those titties up
>>81303603
she is also the best husbando for the same reasondownside is she can get you preggo when shapeshifting into a dude
>>81303694
I think shes naked and the "clothes" are just her skin
>>81303694
She's a shapeshifter, man, they're holding themselves up because that's the way she wants to look.
>>81303694
She shapeshifts ribcage-like bones into her tit flesh to keep them in shape without need of a bra
>>81303703
Or can she?!?!?!
>>81303603
All my waifu's what?
ALL MY WAIFU'S WHAT?!
>waifus
>plural
Heathen!
>>81304254
all your waifu'sa shit
>>81303603
She can look like them but never act like them or have their skills. Shit tier cosplay mutant
>>81304305
>>81303603
You'd be her cuck, though, and there is no guarantee you'd survive relations with her because she's a psycho. You'd probably also be a huge disappointment to her, so hope you get off on that sort of thing.
>>81304344
still beats a lifesize pillow
>>81304404
>there is no guarantee you'd survive relations with her because she's a psycho.
if iceman survived, anyone can
>>81304444
>iceman
>survived
anon...
>>81304444
Iceman probably only survived because he's...
you know...
>>81304495
Massively endowed?
>>81304495
What?
>>81304495
>>81304538
>>81304549
Wait did they retcon Iceman as gay? Hasn't Iceman canonically dated women for decades?
If you had to do it at all why the fuck didn't they just make him bi? Are Marvel five years old and the concept of wanting to fuck both men and women confused them?
>>81305248
Straight (kek) gay is more inclusive, shitlord
>>81305248
Bendis doesn't believe in bisexuality apparently.
>>81305248
There's a diversity quota to meet. And creating new characters is hard.
I feel like Mystique os cheating. I'd prefer just to have her normal blue self.
>>81303603
Good lord those are some rude titties.
>>81303603
>glance at thumbnail
>"...goddamn."
>"oh wait nevermind that's cloth."
I gotta stop browsing /d/.
No, because she's a fucking pysco bitch, plus I'm sure if you asked her to be someone sexy she'd go on some dumb as feminist rant about how Mutants aren't good enough and blah blah blah.
This girl right here is 100 times better. Know why? Because she WANTS to transform into Sue Richards and make her look like a total cockslut. She wants to scream out in Wanda's voice that she loves anal.
Mystique a shit.
>>81305661
>>81305733
My only question is...If you could shapeshift into anything, why would you choose to be fat in your base form?
>>81305864
I'm sure it takes effort to tranaform, and if you can just make yourself a 10/10 knockout by flexing a little bit, why would you ever work out or get fit? You can just chill and eat whatever the fuck you want until it's time to do something that requires you to be attractive. Honestly if I were her I'd do the same thing.
>>81303603
DESU if I could get this version of Mystique with the catch that she couldn't transform, I definitely wouldn't have any complaints.
If it's movie version though fuuuuuuuuck no.
>>81303603
It's cool that she can look like anyone or grow a penis but she can't become three people like Triplicate Girl, shrink like the Wasp or grow like Giganta. Plus at the end of the day no matter how good of an actress she is, she's not your true waifu and is probably just waiting for the best time to kill you.
>>81304620
what the fuck jean
>>81306219
Part of me wants a huge swerve where they rightfully make teen jean grey into the villain bendis has been accidentally building her as.
She is demanding, impetuous, invasive, unapologetic for wronging people, arrogant, quick to lash out, overbearing, values her personal opinion over all else including reason, and has no (NONE) hesitation using her powers one others regardless of the ethics involved. Oh you dont want something in your mind invaded...too bad she wants it. Oh you want to walk out of the conversation of your own free will...fuck your free will Jean demands you stay until she releases you.
For some reason Bendis has this weird idea with the x-men he handles that if you are feel a certain way about something it excuses your actions regardless.
Both with teen jean and that fucking time travel girl. It is honestly ridiculous how assholish those characters are written, but consistently made to appear like theyre supposed to be in the right.
>>81306704
I think that maybe without knowing it, Bendis is making the argument of what would happened to Jean where not Prof X around help her control (and dampen) her powers and instill ethics into her
Current teen Jean is what you get when Emma and Wrongclops are your role models instead of Charles.
As for the time travel girl, the annual issue she was featured in gave her at least some motive to be how she is.
>>81303603
>those huge boobs
>that absurd waistline
That's borderline not-hot.
>>81305733
a crack at who?
>>81307895
spiderman
>>81304344
She's a pretty good actor because she has to be. But if she doesn't want to impersonate them then yeah she'll just shank you.
>>81303603
she would always have the same vagina cuz she doesnt know what the other girls vaginas look like or how they are shaped on the inside ya know?
>>81307232
Nigga you borderline gay?
>>81307232
her boobs are nice and big, big boobs are awesome
and her waist is thick, do you mean her torso where her ribcage meets her stomach? thats not her wait you retard
now do everyone in the world a favor and fuck off back to tumblr and stay fucked off to tumblr and never venture off your sjw feminazi lgb or die safe space containment site ever, a-, fucking, -gain
>>81309534
she has fucked women with her shapeshifted penis
so she knows a bit about other vags
>>81303603
Yes. She's hot herself and she can be Rogue without devouring my energy/powers and other hot bitches.
What do I need to do to be worty of Mystique's affections?
>>81309534
I thought she had some secondary powers that let her get some data on the makeup of the body she's mimicking. Something like being able to touch a person and then being able to turn into an accurate copy without having to consciously copy every detail. Doesn't she fool biometric scanners at times?
Being able to consciously copy details like the lines on a person's face or their fingerprints would be a pretty useful secondary power by itself. Does she have eidetic memory and perfect recall when it comes to people's appearances, or does she just remember possible transformation targets as abstracts?
Also,
>implying Mystique hasn't had sex with more girls than rest of the named mutants combined
>>81303603
Can she use her powers to move her anus into her mouth and fart into other people's mouths while kissing them?
>>81310867
why you gotta make this weird
>>81310752
>implying Mystique hasn't had sex with more girls than rest of the named mutants combined
not more than wolverine or namor
>>81310867
with the right prep-up time, yes. she can have her "body plan" ready to deploy wings and shit so inverting the direction of her digestive tract wouldnt be that much of an issue
>>81303603
No, she's best waifu that has blue skin, red hair and a great figure in her natural form, AND she can turn into other people if she wants to?
>>81306219
This is why fujoshits are bad.
>>81310045
>you mean her torso where her ribcage meets her stomach? thats not her wait you retard
Thinnest part on her torso is the natural waist. And what's measured when measuring bust/waist/hips.
>>81304620
This is my fetish.
>tfw no qt faghag to make me her fag
>>81311717
teen jean is for you
>>81306704
i kinda want her to become a villain too, but more because she sees being a good person got her jack shit and that just about everyone else in her life dies or becomes an asshole.
>>81303603
>because she can be all your waifu's?
Can she be a pony?
>>81313379
probably not
mr sinister can tho
>>81304620
This is legit terror, I want mutants dead now.
I feel fucking sad for the guy, Jean can just remove love, that's fucking horrible.
>>81304620
Is this an edit? This must be an edit. It is edited, isn't it?
>>81315232
Yes it is.
It makes Jean to obviously a villain, and Bendis thought he was making her a hero.
>>81315232
this is the original
basically the same
>>81315818
>"I'm so fucked up"
>>81315818
the most horrible pannel is not here, its the "psychic hug" Jean gives to Bobby, in which his face looks horrified.
>>81310045
>people think that making fun of bad capeshit anatomy is tumblr
pathetic
http://strawpoll.me/7243005
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>>81303603
Can she be a loli?
>inb4 pedo
>>81311929
isn't there more of these?
I hope there are more of these
Is Vanessa the best waifu because she can be all your waifu's and won't stab/betray you?
>>81319466
>Keep making shapeshifters that are blue
Why do they give shapeshifting to characters who are already perfect?
>>81319361
not more of jean tho
http://illuminatingcomics.tumblr.com/
>>81319466
Best blue shapeshifter
>>81310045
Bruh, do you realize where you are right now?
You're basically already there...
>>81319466
She's crazier than Mystique though. She's pretty much a yandere.
>>81303603
>because she can be all your waifu's
sez you
>>81303603
My waifu is pure though so changing appearances won't fix that
>>81322753
Exia is also my /m/ waifu.
>>81323692
It's 00-Qan[T]
>>81323744
Yeah but I'm tired.
>>81322753I get more turned on by the 00 Raiser, not sure why. Maybe the twin engines remind me of twintails.
>>81303694
Hopes and dreams.
>>81305864
Most of the shapeshifters that have a "base form" can't change what their base form is.
If you're referring to why she'd ever go back, think of it like holding your hands straight up in the air. After a while, it gets a bit tiring.
>>81303603
What's wrong with her torso?
http://strawpoll.me/7245953
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>>81313379
>>81314197
She can shapeshift into a four armed, two headed battle form with multiple redundant organs (only for a little while though), she probably can be a pony
>>81318474
Probably
