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Sarge
Yangigan a best.
>>81302747
What was she sewing again?
I'll pay fifty quid for one Ruby!
Nora!
normal knees
>>81302839
I'll pay 60
>>81302825
Presumably Dust into her clothing, but considering her half-Maiden powers allowed her to channel it at will, who even knows.
>>81302839
Quid? You're having a bloody giggle, love. We only take lein around here.
>>81302798
>IMPLYING
>>81302825
Her catsuit.
Because despite having a wide variety of costumes at her disposal, she didn't think to bring something to sneak around in.
Maybe Beacon checks visiting student's luggage or something.
That or she was using it to sew the Dust into the suit. Why you'd need a needle for that, I have no idea.
>>81302747
So when should I check back in for rwby to start back up again?
>>81302923
If four terrorists and a robot can sneak into a tournament, I would not be surprised if luggage was not checked.
>>81302873
Quiet you, this is a private sale, not an auction.
>>81302879
What's the lien to quid exchange rate at the moment? Do you take SDC credit?
>>81302854
Schnee's Knees > Bee's Knees > Plebian 'Normal' Knees > Whatever ghastly leg joints faunus may or may not have
>>81303039
>SDC credit
>In Vale
Go scrape the mud of your boots, at least then you'll have something worth anything here.
>>81303103
what Ruby and her special knee's
>>81303136
HER KNEES ARE NORMAL
NORMAL
>>81303113
What kind of establishment is this? Do you even have a huntress trafficking license?
>>81303136
They shift between Bee's and Normal, depending on current usage.
>>81303196
Sorry, we don't take the empty promises of spoilt princesses who got cut off from Daddy's money.
>>81303196
We only use Geoff Points here in Vale.
Please do not buy Ruby. She is a person, not a thing.
>>81303339
>He doesn't think people can be bought in real life either
Crescent Rose has so many applications.
>>81303339
>She is a person, not a thing.
The last 50,000 years of Human history have a thing or two to tell you
>>81303392
>Cooking class in Beacon
I wonder what the professor is like...
>>81303297
>>81303320
Fine! I shall take my custom elsewhere, sir. Good day to you!
>>81303339
I don't understand. Are you saying you can buy one and not the other? What a novel notion.
>>81303392
>>81303441
Ruby is best cook and/or baker
>>81302839
>>81302873
1,000 for the girl in the red hood.
>>81303441
Probably the professor Peach who made them gather sap.
>>81303442
Ha! Good luck finding Rubes of this quality. Go ahead, I bet those Atlas dealers don't even raise their Rubes free-range
>>81303441
It's Professor Peach. That's why she had students out gathering syrup in Volume 1
>>81303320
>tfw have over 75,000 Geoff points and cannot buy anything but 1000 golden hoes
>>81303547
I'm considering my options.
What is your policy on trades? I can give you one slightly damaged Yang and one used Blake.
Would that cover one Ruby?
https://twitter.com/graymartigan/status/715624317816479745
>Warning: Tugg stuff about to happen #phrasing
Finally gonna see the "exclusive" stuff maybe.
>>81303677
I think he's just RTing a lot of Tugg tweets
New Mojo.
I wonder what the kanji say?
>>81303677
>>81303728
Maybe it's all those fucking screenings that are going to get cancelled.
>>81303657
>Offering a Blake as currency
>A used one at that
What kind of fucked up bargaining is this?
>>81303728
AH yeah probably right
https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/715625086141620224
RTAnimation news tomorrow, though.
>>81303657
I should be charging YOU for even bringing that trash in here. For those two, the best I could do is rent you a May for a week. You aren't even close to affording a Rube, so you'll have to settle for our budget red sniper.
>>81302754
I approve of this new kind of post being first.
>>81299812
What's an uptown girl?
>>81303782
Forget this Schnee, I will offer you a limited edition 2011 Lindsay! This is from before the marriage redesign.
>>81303829
Similar to updog.
>>81303851
Sorry, we only accept long haired Gavin clones as trades
>>81303851
An interesting proposition, but I hear those fall apart past their use-by-date
>>81303829
It's a trope describing someone from a high-born family or community (Uptown) who chooses to socialize with more "Common" folk.
>Latest RT Podcast
>Barb talking about how she didn't understand or like Snapchat until recently
Boy, good thing she's not the social media manager of the company or anything...
>>81302747
Beautiful evil.
>>81303924
to be fair, for being a tech company they really hate doing social media things
>>81302953
It's the hiatus nobody knows yets. except RT maybe.
>>81303950
>No RvB refugee corner
How do I win Weiss' heart?
>>81303994
"Men, we are sending Grif.. probably to a hideous death. Blame the Blues."
>>81303949
>Barb talks about how much she loved the site as a community member
>The community aspect of the website has essentially been destroyed since she became Community Manager
I love the girl, but her and Gavin have jobs because of who they knew, not what they knew. Difference is Gavin was incredibly good at his job prior to joining.
>>81304061
>Blame the blues
>Not taking credit for shooting him in the back himself
>>81304046
Be Neptune.
>>81304046
You can announce that it's Weiss Day and buy her a Happy Weiss Day gift!
>>81303103
Schnee's rosy red knees are cute. CUTE!!
>>81304089
well the community did turn to shit when all the old fans started getting careers and stopped paying attention and all the autists moved in
>>81303950
>Arkos thinks they deserve their own room
>Everyone else is given a shared room
Fucking shippers.
>>81303755
>>81303782
Hmph. I could probably get two Rubes for one Blake in Menagerie. This is scandalous.
What about the weapons, are they worth anything on their own?
Wait, I know! How about a genuine Pyrrha memorial urn? It's one of a kind!
I had another buyer lined up, but I doubt he could cover the cost of a new Ruby. How about it?
>>81304046
Ask her if she'll sing for you?
>>81302953
Assuming nothing disasterous happens I'd guess October. Maybe a little earlier depending on how on the ball they are.
please do not post lewd things about ruby she hates it and also do not make fun of her autism
>>81304094
And still blame the blues for the one-shot!
Probably a sniper.
> That Blue, Church, or whatever he is called.
>>81304160
>Two Rubes for one Blake in Menagerie
Yeah, you go do that.
>>81304213
I'll do as I please.
>>81304217
>Thinking people will buy that Church hit anyone with his sniper rifle
Your plan is full of holes dude,and I know a thing about having holes filled
>>81303339
Ok fine, You don't want me to buy her, I understand.Time to illegally steal her instead.
>>81304089
community was becoming shit long before that. I remember getting invited to a gathering in Chicago a few months ago. I was expecting just to hang out and meet new people while getting drunk but all they wanted to do was talk about their favorite RT stuff. I understand it's a RT gathering but come on.
>>81304287
anon
>>81304224
You'd be surprised. One buyer was going to give all his money and his sword for a good quality Blake, used or otherwise. Faunus can fetch a pretty price to the right buyer.
>>81304361
Yes Anon? Is something wrong?
>>81304274
Wait a sec, command is calling, zzzztttt yes red base here. what's that? You are breaking up.. I would like to report one casualty, one Grif. Yes. Shot in the back by a Blue sniper. zzzzztttt
> I'll get right back to you anon just talking to command. Very bad interference. Go talk to Lopez he will explain everything.
>>81304638
>>81304217
>>81304061
>we will never get a hardcore color nazi sergeant character voiced by Matt doing his Sarge voice
Rvb season 14 trailer when? Usually come out on the first of March or April if the last few seasons can be counted, but do we have any indication that it will be soon/tomorrow?
>>81304634
don't do that
>>81304046
I'd imagine you'd have to be rich and from an important family.
One of the problems Weiss has with relationships is that she feels someone only wants her for her wealth or connections.
being handsome and charismatic and having a winning smile would also help.
>>81304728
They just tweeted that there'll be an RT Animation announcement tomorrow for the anniversary, so it's probably that
How does this make you feel /RWBYg/?
>you and Yang will never raise an adorable baby girl togetherthat you found in the woods
>>81304265
That Yang gets me every time.
>>81304837
I'm suddenly on board with the Cyrrha theory.
>>81304837
She looks tired. And that makes me sad.
Cinder is for smug.
>>81304837
The same as any decent looking 2d pic
>>81304855
And that is?
>>81304153
What
One of their characters died super fucking hard while the other one might be traumatized/in the very least greaving.
Yang lost an arm and is being a moping bitch.
I'm not an arkos fag and actually think they're obnoxious as shit, but it's reeeeally easy to see which is worse.
And it's very obvious which event caused the biggest shitstorm.
Hint: It has to do with Arkos.
>>81303780
>mfw we get a Flowers episode
>>81304906
>One died
>The other is just Yang being mopey
Roman and Pennyfags lost their people and they aren't beingaswhiney bitches.
>>81304513
Disguisting.H-how much for a cow faunus?
>>81303886
What's updog?
>>81304959
Still, Penny and Roman had much, much less fans than Pyrrha.
As I said, it's very obvious that Pyrrha's death caused the by far biggest shitstorm yet, not Roman or Penny.
That's why Arkos has it's own room.
>>81304961
I don't know, I don't keep a stock on hand.
Maybe try an Atlesian prison? I hear they've got a lot of White Fang captured and the guards are pretty easy to bribe.
>>81305061
Weiss you idiot, you probably could have traded a cow faunus for a Ruby.
>As time continues, I grow further and further from my waifu in age
I-It's not fair. I was only a year older than Weiss when I first saw her, now I'm almost 22 and she's still 17. Now instead of just being an autist with a waifu, I'm becoming an autist with a waifu who is too young for him.
>>81305132
She'd hate you no matter how old you were.
>>81305132
>tfw you're older than most of the RWBY staff
Fuck everything.
>>81305197
>implying that doesn't make me want her more
>>81304844
She's channeling her creator.
id like to die
>>81305223
>tfw the same age as the RWBY/AH staff and knowing soon they'll be gone and the new generation will take over
>>81305132
Personally, I hold that anything less than a 10 year age difference is fine.
So cheer up anon! You're only half-way there.Also the RWBYs are supposed to age with the show. I wonder how that plan will go?
>>81305279
Whys that anon?
>>81305132
>You are double Weiss' age and still want to waifu the shit out of her
cute
>>81305595
Eh, the Ruby and Cinder ones are better.
>>81305595
>It's a "Summer x Qrow" comic/art
Qrow liking Summer is one thing, but I don't get why so many people seem to want to push that she felt the same way.
>>81304837
It doesn't look good at all imo.
>>81305645
>>81305668
They're jealous of the Taiwang.
Also the crackpot "Ruby is Qrow's daughter" theory doesn't really work with a one-sided attraction.
>>81305668
Because it's obviously going to be the twist.
>>81305668
Because Tai got with Raven.
The amount of people that fully believe that Qrow is Ruby's real dad is frankly astounding.
>>81305737
Can't really be helped considering Ruby withing the story is styled completely around Qrow.
>>81305686
>What a beautiful duwang
>>81305692
>>81305720
>>81305737
To be fair, Ruby doesn't look like either of them. She looks like her mother and that's about it.
She might as well be a clone for all she seems to have inherited from her dad.
>>81305737
I'm open to the idea.
If Tai is Ruby's father, then Qrow isn't blood related to her at all, but he seems to favor her over Yang who IS a blood relative via Raven.
>>81305775
And zero percent around Taiyang.
Yang is literally a female version of him but Ruby doesn't share a single trait with Taiyang.
>>81305737
>>81305692
>Qrow being Rubys dad
The amount of hoops that need to be jumped through to justify so much of the Qrow being Rubys father (Why would they keep it hidden? Why would Qrow agree to not being with his daughter after Summer died?) would make this a horrible choice.
People can try to make him their new Snape or whatever all they want, but Snape wasn't Harrys dad.
>>81305686
>dat ass
>>81305796
Still waiting for Ciel to activate Penny Zero.
>>81305814
What if Summer's hair is actually all red under that hood and Ruby's black hair is from Qrow?
>>81305827
>He seems to favour her over Yang
He's spent alone time with both in V3. He was willing to help Yang find her mother and must have spoken to her as well after they returned to Patch.
Let's play a game, how do you improve RWBY by ADDING content only. You can't remove shit because of muh cannon.
1. RWBY, JNPR and CEM interactions during volume 2
>>81305832
Qrow is a super secret agent of the illuminozzy. He's constantly going out on dangerous missions that he might never come back from.
Ruby already lost her mom, she might as well not lose her dad too.
>>81305861
I cant wait for Ciel to be as relevant as the two cops who chased Sun in volume 1.
>>81305936
Ruby has to eat a chair
>>81305889
>What if Summers hair was all red
Nope. The fanart of Summer with the all white get up and bright red hair was created before the STRQ photo was shown. You can see she has almost identical hair to Rubes, just longer.
>>81305936
Neo goes to the school in disguise with CEM so they have a full MNEC or MNCE team (team Menace)
>>81305814
>She might as well be a clone
That's a theory too.
>>81305827
>Implying blood-relation is all that important
They were both raised as his nieces due to how close STRQ likely was as a group.
As for the seeming favoritism he shows towards Ruby, couple theories on that. One, regardless of parentage, Ruby was trained by him, while Yang was trained by their dad, contributing to a closer relationship. For another, one could make the argument that, due to being Raven's daughter, Qrow subconsciously transfers some of the frustration he feels towards his sister onto Yang. But it's made pretty clear that he does care for both of them, as >>81305924 points out.
>>81305832
>>81305957
>Why would Qrow agree to not being with his daughter after Summer died?
This argument is bunk anyway. Qrow's still an important part of Ruby's life. He trained her, and she adores her uncle. Keeping such a "Secret" legit serves no purpose whatsoever. It's the most idiotic piece of fanwank I've ever beheld.
>>81305936
Does removing Faunus through genocide count as adding?
>>81305936
this isn't really adding but I would really have liked to see the war being much earlier than 80 years ago. Maybe like 40 so we could still see people on the losing side being alive and still spouting their ideology
>>81305998
Looks pretty red to me nigga.
>>81305936
When RJNR finally arrive in Atlas, Weiss has started her own stand-up comedy club.
They have to watch her entire performance.
>>81305595
>Sex sounds
>"That sounds like sex!"
>It wasn't sex after all
Laugh track
>>81305936
Weiss is diagnosed with cancer and has to undergo chemotherapy.
>>81306019
I can't wait for it to be true.
People in denial about this must be the same kind of retards that were surprised Blake was a cat and legitimately thought Pyrrha was going to survive.
>>81304265
Dammit Yang.
>>81306087
You can see the black at the top
>>81306087
The strand above Summers eye shows that she has a similar fade to her daughter.
the other thing lending some possibility to Qrow being Ruby's father is...
Why is she Ruby Rose, rather than Ruby Xiao Long?
Giving a child the mother's last name is generally done if the father is unknown.
>>81306167
>>81306172
Looks like light bleaching.
>>81306193
>Why is she Ruby Rose, rather than Ruby Xiao Long?
Probably because of the concept predating the story.
>>81306193
Because Ruby Rose sounds better
>>81305936
>Pyrrha's mother can revive her daughter at the cost of her own life
>>81306193
It's increasingly common nowadays.
And really, Remnant is all about self-expression. Ruby Xiao Long just wouldn't sound as good.
>>81306193
Or maybe Yang is Yang Xiao Long instead of Yang Branwen because her mom fucked off shortly after she was born.
>>81306172
At the risk of being a dense motherfucker, could be shadow and its darker red
>>81306193
Because the Rose family would have dies with Summer otherwise.
There is also the chance that Tai and Summer never married.
She could just favour her mother's name because she seeks a connection to her.
There are a number of reasons anon.
>>81306137
I can't wait for it to be made concrete that Qrow isn't her dad.
People were certain that Tai was some deadbeat loser or a jerk based on very little (and the obvious major thing of "left his infant daughters alone randomly one day").
Then the end of V3 showed he was just a broken man who wanted to keep his daughters as safe as possible because he knows of the shit out there.
>>81306252
>Remnant is all about self-expression
>I'm going to give my daughter a mandatory color name and her dead mom's last name because it just sounds better
I want to teach Ruby to swear!
>>81306318
Rose already covers the color part.
>>81305832
It's possible Qrow is Ruby's biological father but because he was a drunk, Tai raised Ruby as his daughter. Yang is Tai's biological daughter whatever happens.
>>81306341
>Implying her uncle hasn't already
plus she's 15, She could have sex at this point let alone curse
>>81306217
>>81306269
>Summer has bright/fully red hair
>Ruby never questioned the fact her hair was half-black when neither parent had that trait
>Tai and Summer also lucked out that "their" daughter never ended up inheriting traits from Qrow
Boy that'd sure be a great reveal...
>>81306277
Turning from a deadbeat into an overprotective smotherer isn't contradictory anon.
>>81306363
>Every volume has a new twist on parentage
>It turns out none of STRQ are Yang or Rubys parents
>>81306318
I kinda want to kiss Salem in the forehead and stroke her lekku or whatever those are.
>>81305595
;)
>>81306373
But she's asexual anon
Arkos is best ship!
>>81304882
Not him but I believe the theory is that since Pyrrha was in the process of taking Amber's aura when Cinder got it instead that means some of Pyrrha's aura also went with it into Cinder and now Cinder will start mainfesting Pyrrha like traits up to Pyrrha's personality taking over at times.
>>81305861
>Ciel gathers up penny's scraps and finds her core
>penny's personality is still intact and the core lets Ciel transform a la Megaman ZX
Fund it
>>81306494
>is
>>81306377
>overprotective smotherer
Yeah, an overprotective smotherer would never let his daughter go to Beacon two years early, when he knows fully well that the headmaster is probably planning some shit involving her.
He goes on his first mission in years, only for one daughter to lose her arm and the other to be in a literal coma whilst he's gone.
When Tai said "I'm just glad to have my girls back at home", I fucking felt for the dude. All he wants is his girls to be safe and he feels like he failed in that.
>>81306374
I doubt Ruby was even old enough to remember her mother in that sense, and it's unlikely anyone would seriously question such a minor thing.
The whole last scene with Ruby and Qrow was really hinting at some kind of twist in this sense. Hell, why else could Qrow basically bully Taiyang out of his daughter's presence just moments after she woke up, if not that Qrow is the one more entitled to be there and have time alone with her?
>>81306510
>Pyrrha manifests
>Amber doesn't
Wow, fuck Amber I guess?
I'm not gay but I want to fuck Jayne up the ass in his dorm with the door unlocked so that Pyhrra will see and probably cry.
>>81306494
Later on..
>>81306560
Go away, Cardin.
>>81306558
>Fuck Amber.
I wish I could.
That outfit hit all my yes spots.
>>81306533
>Qrow is the one more entitled to be there
Except he fucking isn't. That's like saying Raven is more entitled to spend time with Yang than Summer was. Raven didn't do shit raising her, Summer was her real mom.
>>81306261
>>81306273
I think it's possible but don't get me wrong I'm not fully convinced either way.
I think that Ruby being nothing like Taiyang and having her mother's maiden name is enough to make who her real father is somewhat ambiguous.
Plus I like Qrow better, so I'd like to see that Taiyang got cucked.
But until they actually come out with it... I leave it as ambiguous.
>>81304959
Pennyfags don't care anymore because there are plenty of hints a Penny 2.0 is in the works at some point. Miles and Kerry haven't even declared her offically 100 percent dead like they did Roman and Pyrrha.
Romanfags are kind of whiny too, although even Roman's survival is somewhat plausible if unlikely since they've also written him off. But if they for whatever reason change their mind later on then they could easily just say he somehow cut his way out and survived without it being too much of a stretch.
> the new RWBY news Kerry was tweeting about is an April fools joke
how would you react
>>81306526
Look, that's clearly Taiyang's character. It was established in like the third episode that he wouldn't even be okay with them sleeping in the same room as boys, even communally. He just wants to shelter them, that's the kind of person he is.
>>81306494
does anyone have the one comic of the AU where Pyrrha is a girl wishing she was a strong fighter
>>81306644
I would be pretty disgusted considering Roosterteeth have not made an april fools joke in 13 years because that's the day they founded the company.
April 1st is always the day they use to deliver important news and no jokes. So Kerry would be breaking that.
>>81306516
I was actually thinking of the start of MMZ, where there is literally a Ciel making a desperate gambit to reactivate Zero.
But sure, that works.
>>81306630
Except Monty stated outright that Yang and Ruby are half-sisters.
I mean they could scrap that and make Qrow her dad, but until then I stick by what Monty said.
>>81306648
Sounds like the guy has kids.
>>81306620
Except unlike Raven, who basically abandoned Yang, Qrow stuck around and helped raise Ruby. He even saved Yang and Ruby's lives when Taiyang dropped the ball.
If he was her real father, that should obviously mean he could supersede Tai a little bit when it comes to Ruby sometimes. Even if Tai doesn't like it one bit, judging by the dirty look he shot Qrow as he was getting kicked out.
>>81306558
It'd be neat if each Maiden has to contend with the minds of all previous maidens, Bene Gesserit-style.
>>81306726
Well, Taiyang would be her adoptive parent. So Ruby and Yang would still be sisters.
>>81306019
>Keeping such a "Secret" legit serves no purpose whatsoever.
The only reason I could see it would simply be for Taiyang's sanity. As learning his second wife had a kid with another guy, after his first wife ran out on him, and his second wife died anyways would probably finish him off for good.
Or the Branwen bloodline is super special so knowing that Ruby has both the blood of them and the blood of Silver eyed warriors combined would make her an even bigger target to Salem.
>>81306648
>Dad doesn't approve of his teenage daughters sharing a room with potentially four teenage boys for four years
>The same Dad who seduced both of his female team mates at the same school
wow what a shocker.
>>81306836
But Ruby was talking about the little camp-out in the ballroom, not potential teammates. Like he didn't want them anywhere near boys whatsoever.
>>81306836
it does strike me as weird that the rooms are coed for team members.. I'd think it'd be against Beacon's interests for students to become pregnant and unable to do the arduous physical combat training.
>>81306533
I think his choice of words were very on the nose in that sequence.
>You're special, Ruby. And not in the "Daddy loves his special angel" kind of way.
Could just be Qrow being Qrow. But that's an odd line.
>>81306726
To be fair. He couldn't exactly give away details early, if they were planning on a twist like that. As far as Ruby and Yang and the audience at this point know, that's what they are.
>>81306630
Except that absolutely nothing within the story gives any slight reason or cause to call her parentage into question...
>>81306820
The hole in your theory is that if Qrow had a thing with Summer then she wouldn't have gotten together with Taiyang in the first place.
>>81306926
>I'd think it'd be against Beacon's interests for students to become pregnant and unable to do the arduous physical combat training.
The obvious solution is that pregnant Huntresses because they are combat capable because magic soul forcefield equipped super humans.
>>81306929
Exactly what I mean. It was weirdly specific.
>>81306926
Separating teams would be worse for morale, especially if the team is 3-1 in favour of either gender. The lone boy/girl would feel like an outsider of their own team.
>>81306964
They could have broke up for some reason or another.
>>81306277
Really? I honestly was under the impression Tai was kind of crazy, considering all we knew about him was he taught his dog how to use a can opener and frequently transports him from place to place through the postal service.
I was expecting him to be over the top crazy man who upon seeing his girls for the first time would attack Yang and make her do a martial arts style brofist Master Asia style before anything else.
Him being kind of mellow was surprising, although i guess understandable given all that had happened.
>>81306776
I suppose so but that would make them step-sisters.
I mean the wording wasn't ambiguous so I just go with that.
>>81306820
Unrelated to the Papa Qrow discussion.
If Jaune and Ruby had a kid, would that kid be powerful?
I mean assuming that Jaune's aura and whatever his semblance is can be passed down, would their kid be as strong?
>>81306964
The fact that she looks NOTHING like Taiyang, while Yang is practically a female version of him, should raise some questions. Also that her motif is based all around Qrow's fighting style.
And who knows. There are dozens of reasons why it was like that.
>>81306929
Yang and Ruby being only half-sister was treated in show like it was some biggish reveal when Yang revealed it to Blake, even though the audience had known about it since before the show even began.
Monty would talk too much sometimes, or just casually leave potentially spoiler filled folders laying about on twitter pics.
>>81306998
but is it worth risking that one boy impregnating the entire team?ENTIRE.TEAM.
Maybe teams shouldn't be coed.
Real talk: Emerald is a deep and rewarding character that rewards you for thinking upon her.
Thanks.
>>81307055
It's not like Monty could give it away so early.
And maybe. Ruby is kind of a glass cannon and Jaune is worthless on the offense, so mixing their best traits might work out.
>>81306998
I think they do actually pair students and create teams based off what they know will be a helpful composition for everyone, but they pretend like it's random.
>>81306926
True, but a pregnant huntress means more hunters and huntresses later on.
>>81306926
I imagine that Beacon would have a policy on safe sex.
Fighting monsters can be stressful and they might die.
Though getting pregnant would be something for hunters in the fourth years.
>>81307101
That would make being a proper team harder, since you could be separated from your partner/entire team for large chunks of the day.
I wonder how many pregnancies occurred during the Festival. It'd be like the story about the Olympic Village in 2012, just a shitton of people who are physically perfect crawling all over one another.
>>81307084
I meant the hypothetical twist of them not being half-sisters all along. As in lying to get around it.
>>81306533
>Hell, why else could Qrow basically bully Taiyang out of his daughter's presence just moments after she woke up
Well that's easy. He basically tells her she has special powers which will be needed to save the world and then tells her exactly where he thinks Cinder is operating out of.
He basically just manipulated her into heading back out into the fight as soon as she was able, and if Taiyang was there he'd pick up on that and put a stop to it.
>>81307101
What if Aura functions as pregnancy protection.
Someone can only get knocked up if both parties fuck so hard that their Auras break.
>>81307165
Do people forget that Pyrrha has gigantic titsand that she breast feeds Jaune every night as he sleeps, being a growing hunter he needs all the nutrients he can get after all.
>>81307208
Yeah, but why did Taiyang relent and leave like Qrow told him to?
>>81307201
>hiding a twist by using a different twist to twist away from the real twist
A C C O L A D E S
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>>81306929
That really just seems like Qrow being Qrow. I really don't get people reaching like that.
To me it just came off as like, a verbal gesture towards Taiyang that he'd just ushered out of the room.
And before people get onto that, it's already been repeatedly stated that Taiyang is very protective of his daughters. Thus why Qrow asked him to leave before he revealed these things that would almost certainly drive Ruby into dangerous action. But if Taiyang knew this, why acquiesce to Qrow's request? Well, personally, I think that he knew on some level that it had to be done...he just couldn't as her father. So removing himself was the closest thing to endorsing it he could manage.
>>81307078
Yang is not practically a female version of their father. She's nigh identical to her mother, but with their father's color scheme. She's a perfect 50/50 split in that way. Ruby, meanwhile, is entirely based on her mother...there's nothing from Taiyang, but there's nothing from Qrow either.
>>81307213
Then sex in Remnant would be too violent.
Have we even considered why they are called Remnant?
What are they the Remnants of?
>>81307169
That is very true.
But I feel that, as Jaune gets better, he'd be an indispensable asset, going the distance and being a hero.
Ruby can only get stronger from here, so would their kid have both of their strength and weaknesses, or would they get the best of both with their own weakness?
>>81307262
See two posts below you for a possible explanation.
>>81307284
>inb4 PRECURSOR civilization that fucked up the Moon because they became proud.
>>81307274
>but there's nothing from Qrow either.
Except the crosses, her Volume 2 outfit borrowing from his color scheme, and their fondness for somewhat formal fighting wear (dress shirt and corset, respectively).
>>81307284
>Have we even considered why they are called Remnant?
I don't know. Why is our planet named Dirt?
>>81307355
It's almost like Qrow taught Ruby everything she knows about fighting
>>81307355
Yes. Because outfits are based upon genealogy, and not at all on hero-worship caused by her seeking training from him, likely based on subconscious memories of her saving her life as a toddler.
>>81307392
And style.
>>81307406
>Yes. Because outfits are based upon genealogy
You mean like Yang and Taiyang?
>>81307391
it's made of earth
so remnant is as remnant of... something.
>>81307406
>outfits based on genealogy
Yes that's how it works in RWBY, are you not paying attention?
Ruby and Summer, Yang and Taiyang, Weiss and the rest of her family.
>>81307274
That doesn't make any sense. He clearly DIDN'T endorse it, he didn't want Ruby involved at all and freaked out when she left. He had zero reason to acquiesce to Qrow telling him to get gone.
The only thing Yang gets from Raven is her mixed-colored eyes with Taiyang. She looks almost nothing like her mother.
Keep in mind that this >>81305998 is what Raven actually looks like, and the pallet swap from the end of V2 may as well be non-canon.
>>81307101
Sex can happen outside a team, anon.
>>81306926
If they became pregnant they'd probably be kicked out. It's a school for killing monsters, that's supposed to be your priority not sex.
Considering you're expected to be with your partner on missions, even if only one room is available to sleep in or you have to sleep in the woods huddled together for warmth. And you might need to provide medical care to them even if you have to strip them naked. Or you have to move through water and both have to strip down to swim in it. Etc, it's probably best they get used to the idea of not being shy around them even if they're the opposite gender.
You're supposed to learn to deal with that.
>>81307464
To be fair, Winter's outfit is mostly just a female version of Ironwood's uniform. Seems to be a standard Atlesian military officer's thing.
>>81307190
Oh and with tinder it's gotten even worse. They had a version of tinder exclusive to the olympic village in 2014.
>win a medal
>hook up with dozens of snowboard qts
>>81307078
Aside from hair color Yang basically looks just like Raven. And Ruby looks just like summer. So it's probably more they just look like their mothers more than Taiyang thanks to the limits of the art style than anything else.
>>81307406
>Because outfits are based upon genealogy,
But that actually is how it works in Remnant.
>>81307426
I'm...not sure what point you're trying to make. Since Yang's outfit really doesn't seem similar to her dad's.
>>81307473
>The only thing Yang gets from Raven is her mixed-colored eyes with Taiyang. She looks almost nothing like her mother.
>Keep in mind that this >>81305998 is what Raven actually looks like, and the pallet swap from the end of V2 may as well be non-canon.
Still looks like 50/50 to me.
>>81307532
But it still maintains the White,Blue and Red Schnee color scheme.
>>81307213
I now want over the top acrobatic sex scenes.
Taiyang needing to fuck an untamed Raven hard enough to break through her aura would have been something to see.
>>81307262
Because Qrow is still his friend (and only teamate that's not dead or ditched him years ago) and he asked seriously and politely. So Taiyang gave him that.
God this is the dumbest shit this fandom has managed to conjure yet. The worst part? It's never going away.
Since this is such a complete non-issue, that it will never be addressed in the show. There will never be anything to make the "Qrow is Ruby's Dad" fags to stop.
"Pyrrha/Roman/Penny Lives!" will stop, either with their varyingly unlikely revivals, or the series ending.
But this faggotry? It'll never be addressed, and the show just ending will do nothing to stop it. It's a nightmare.
>>81307556
FABULIOUSLY
>>81307546
But Yang doesn't look like Raven. They don't even have the same kind of hair (Aside from just being long in both cases), or the same shape face. And I'm pretty sure she got the giant tits from Taiyang's side of the family too.
>>81307554
In what way?
>>81307592
>They had bunk beds in STRQ as well
>They banged in Ravens bed
>One session it got really wild and they brought in Summer in order to fully get through their auras
>Their bunk collapsed onto Qrows below
>He wasfailing tosleep on it at the time
>>81307621
Then why'd he glare knives at Qrow as though he didn't really have a choice?
>>81307592
>I now want over the top acrobatic sex scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4mQzJ40pWA
>>81307355
Qrow almost certainly taught her how to use a sword as part of his fighting style too. Ruby just chose not to add that mode to her weapon.
>>81307638
I want Winter to give a condescending smirk to my penis!
>>81307638
man even Weiss shows a little cleavage. Winter's sweater puppies need to breath a little
>>81307683
Because he probably knew what Qrow was planning, and was pissed over it all the same, even if he knew it had to be said.
>>81307718
But anon you dont have a penis!
>>81307477
but it's much easier when you're sharing a bedroom already.
>>81307718
"unsatisfactory"
>>81307728
But that just goes back to how he obviously didn't want it to be said at all and how he freaked out when she left.
>>81307719
>That cheeky smirk
I feel like I'm being disloyal to Weiss...
