Miles Vs his sassy latina grandma
>>81294691
Jesus Christ, Miles' parents are SPINELESS.
>>81294632
Man for somebody who claims to be so progressive Bendis sure does love his stereotypes
>>81294632
and here I just assumed there were barely any storytimes yesterday due to delays
>>81294743
Well to be honest, you can't fight yar mama
how long until a poorly worded comment causes Miles to PTSD and remember how his whole family died
OP ded
>>81294828
Its a preview
>>81294835
would have been nice to mention before I got comfortable
>>81294684
>I'm Spider-Man
reminds me of that tweet 50 Cent sent out about how his grandma was still making him take ou the trash
>>81294857
It has cbr right on the pages and is isnt the best quality
>>81294746
Some stereotypes are true, and this is one of them. Anybody who can appreciate that couldn't have drank all of the kool-aid. Just this once, I won't rag on Bendis.
>>81294814
You'd think "end up dead like your Uncle Aaron" >>81294671 would've done it, since in Ultimate, HE sorta killed him.
>>81294932
I've seen lower quality storytimes
>>81294671
I was kind of hoping his uncle would come back.
>>81294671
Oh wait a minute. Is Aaron alive again? Is he still the prowler? Are they ever going to address this?
>>81295829
The comic explicitly states that he's dead, anon.
>>81294743
Do you have a mother in law, Anon? You don't win those fights, you just try to avoid them.
I wonder how his uncle died in this universe
maybe he was just some weird not-prowler guy
>>81296430
he happened to be wearing a brightly colored outfit and matching hat during the registration act, got gunned down for being a cape and resisting arrest
I want to fuck Granny Morales
>>81294671
>>81294684
>>81294691
the fact that 3 grown ass adults are letting Miles walk around the house with a hat on is triggering the fuck out of me.
I can't suspend my disbelief to this. Miles needs his ass whooped.
>>81296841
kids cant wear caps/hats inside in america?
>>81296841
>the fact that 3 grown ass adults are letting Miles walk around the house with a hat on
Huh
>>81294746
What's the stereotype here? That Puerto Rican grandmas are mean?
>>81294632
>Miles announced and his biracialness is played up
>first arc completely deals with his dad's side of the family
>ask Bendis years ago on CBR about when Miles' Puerto Rican side of the family will get attention
>he gives a non-answer and assumes because I'm Puerto Rican I must be brown
>Miles' mom is kill
>figure that he'll never address that stuff
>mfw he announced he was going to be covering his latino family now
>>81296430
I want to see a flashback so Bendis can explain it
>>81296841
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>>81296912
http://emilypost.com/advice/hats-off-hat-etiquette-for-everyone/
Needs more Bombshell
>>81294743
You've never seen a Mexican grandmother angry man... that shit is scary, trust me I know from experience
>>81296841
is it illegal to wear a beani or a cap inside a house? for another hat like stetson or a fedora or something like that I understand, but it's a beani
>>81297744
Some of these make sense, I suppose, but mostly it seems pretty arbitrary.
![fearofablackhatinside[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7px1JOm.jpg "fearofablackhatinside[1].jpg")
>>81297825
#AllHatsMatter
>>81294671
>No huggies!
![harlem-ladyholdshatdown-1988-copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kak8g1N.jpg "harlem-ladyholdshatdown-1988-copy[1].jpg")
>>81297840
>Some of these make sense, I suppose, but mostly it seems pretty arbitrary.
Yeah, but it's a matter of proper etiquette. Something that is understandable for Miles or even his mother to be ignorant or extremely lenient in regards to, but his father is black and his grandmother is likely old enough where this infraction is not something that would go without a stern word or two.
>>81294691
Not going to lie, I'd love it if Miles grabbed her by the shirt, jacked her up against the wall, and was like "What part of 'I need my phone' do you not understand?"
Either that or his mom being like, "No, give him back the damn phone" and kicking her out for being such an ass.
>>81297034
You make me ashamed to be a fellow spic. Drink bleach.
>4 dollars for a single issue that's only like 20-30 pages long.
holy shit no wonder comics are a dying medium. If these were standalone comics with an entire story in them that might be different. How do comic book execs sleep at night gouging customers like this?
>>81300467
It's not that big of a deal. People who want floppies pay the price. Other people wait for the trades.
>>81294691
What a truly hateable character. Im hispanic and really fucking hated women in my family who acted like this.
Nice....He doesn't look like a dindu nigger in these panels!
>>81294684
Miles's mom is alive again?
>>81302726
Secret Wars.
>>81301866
I enjoyed seeing it. Just like my Abuela in Miami
>>81294691
YOU'LL GET YOUR PHONE BACK, WHEN YOU FIX MY FUCKING DOOR
>>81294632
>tfw as your waifu gets more popular and more integrated into the marvel establishment, she drifts closer and closer to Bendis' line of sight
>>81303471
>Bendis will never write my waifu
Feels good man.Too bad Venditti may be soon
>>81300348
Because I asked Bendis a question? Fuck off, faggot.
>>81294671
>one huggie, two huggie, three huggie, four
>i'm grandma's little man, but I'm also a whore
>>81300467
Yeah I mostly bought Marvel floppies and I've completely stopped since they raised prices.
I'll wait for trades like smart person-- all though I bought several of the hip-hop variants.
