>I'm pretty sure the vast majority of my fat is in my butt/thighs. I'm like one of those old victorian dress bustles but with flesh.
>Also, that second grader hallway was the prime danger zone for kancho attacks. You gotta guard dat butt with your life.
>>81279883
Sounds like doujin material
but Mary is premo bully material
>sexual assault is perfectly acceptable in Japanese schools
Kancho should be brought to the west.
I want excuses to stick fingers up people's butts.
Now she's just trying to get us to make porn of her.
/ss/ when?
>>81280293
you mean excuses to have children stick their fingers in your butt
>>81280391
That's fine too.
>>81280272
Japan had some new sex abuse in the work place laws made I found hilarious when working there. Here are there rules for sexual abuse:
Older women cannot ask why younger women aren't married
Women can't tell men to "Be a man"
>>81280440
Truly they are our betters.
>>81279883
>not getting expelled for that
god bless japan
otp
>>81280926
Oh my God... they're perfect for one another, how have I never thought of this before!?
>>81280926
>>81281059
We're through the looking glass here, people.
>>81281059
I think we are going too far with the shipping.
Come on, would Ronny even like Japan?
>>81281146
Mary is actually back in America.
>>81281146
>would Ronny even like Japan?
>>81280926
I NEED A FAN FIC WRITER NOW!
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN /co/co/ TO DO IT, SOMEONE MAKE THIS REAL!
>>81281451
For the sake of ALL of Humanity, these. TWO. MUST. FUCK! Their child would be the damned Weeaboo Indigo child!
>>81281280
Unless you're watching subbed Crayon Shin-Chan, anime is a terrible, terrible representation of what Japan is.
>>81281572
The child would be so weeaboo, he would become Alpha.
I like Sleepless Domain, but going through my pics I'm reminded of Mary's far superior mahou concept.
>>81282283
>my dog is a magical girl and my dad is an otaku
Thank me later.
Isn't she a disgusting ham beast IRL?
>>81282556
Ehhhh...
She's completely average looking? Bit of a weak chin, I guess? /co/ likes to exaggerate the faults of every creator they even vaguely dislike. She's nowhere near as bad as she's made out to be.
I wouldn't call her cute, but on the other hand, who the fuck cares?
>>81282556
She looks like a teacher.
>>81282556
No she just has a terrible haircut.
>>81282556
Yeah..., but we or at least i don't care about real life here, we just need more lewd or her drawing, an the imagination will do the rest.
Is her butt bigger than Katie rice's butt?
>>81282556
She'd be better if she actually worked out. She's kind of fat.
>>81282625
given the chance, /co/'d fuck her. because it aint like we can do better
>>81282862
I can.
>>81280926
holy hell
>>81282556
Eh, she's kinda cute, also she makes funny/cute things so that's a plus.
>>81281631
Subbed Shin-Chan is what it's like to live in Japan? Hmm.
>>81282954
She's cute enough, and seems to have an actual personality which goes a long way in my book.
I'd date her.
>>81279883
I'd kancho her fat butt/thighs
So how many LSE's are there left? She's already back in America now.
>>81280926
Goddamn!
>>81283317
If you go to a little rural town or can go back in time several decades.
>>81282897
>>81283868
Maybe it'll be like MASH, and go on another 6 years.
>>81285181
Is her reaction a lost virginity reaction?
>>81282782
The size of two dinner plates.
>>81279883
I bet that kid eventually develops westaboo fetishes
>>81282954
Holy shit
>>81282645
was fucking right. She really does look like a teacher.
Fuck off Jim
>>81286818
Who's this Jim fuck?
>>81286818
She hurt my feelings...
>>81285826
A teacher you'd like to fug or....?
>>81286818
I still ship the comic versions of them.
>>81286818
They can't stop me from shipping them. I've been doing it since i found LSE. We must hook them up at all costs, even if it involves kidnapping them and chaining them in a room SAW style until they start dating.
>>81287173
I'm 90% sure that was an episode of iCarly.
>>81286818
b-but.. the ship...
>>81280272
When did people forget that assault and harassment are two very different things
>>81281631
The anime merchandise by itself would be enough. His life would be drawing comics at home and hoarding animu stuff. Maybe sex toys...
>>81286818
Someone tweet them and tell them that we are trying to create the ultimate weeaboo and they are the chosen ones.
>>81287377
shoving your fingers in someone's anus is assault
>>81286818
>They think they have a say in the matter.
>>81287445
joke's on them. Not wanting it make it better.
just gonna leave this here
>>>/aco/478568
>>81286818
They were lucky there wasn't art of it already. They could have just dropped it. Now there definitely will be.
>>81287377
In some states they overlap, because of verbal assault.
>>81287438
I don't watch much anime, so all I saw was a kid calling her "big butt teacher". Is poking in the butt actually a thing, or is it just another lie anime tells weeaboos?
>>81286910
>>81287173
>As a general rule, no human needs to know what /co/ is saying about them
She's not wrong, a lot of horrible things might never have happened if people weren't informed about /co/ threads
>>81287597
People lurking this very thread have not read Gaijin Smash.
>>81287597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho
>>81287655
Of course I've read Gaijin Smash.
One of my favorites was him trying to view porn on his non-smartphone and getting a call from his Japanese telco telling him he needed to pay, and he acted like he only spoke English and they gave up
>>81287565
Pretty sure "verbal assaults" have to be threats, not just cat calling or giving creepy compliments.
>>81287517
blasphemy
>>81287731
Japan always finds a way.
You guys are making Ronnie's doki doki panic
>>81287804
doki doki is the sound of a heart you weeb idiot. not the actual thing panicking.
>>81286818
It's funny to think that people care enough about /co/
It's also funny to think that they didn't say 4chan
>>81287597
It is a child prank, like flipping skirts. Not something that happens all the time. I have seen adults who are friends use that but obviously it is not something you do on strangers to break the ice.
>>81287804
well, that's probably a good thing.
>>81287804
He knows how we are.
>>81287393
I fucking dare you. This must happen.
>>81287517
That's some high quality Mary! I will savor it this night!
>>81287991
I dont have a twitter otherwise i would.
>>81287854
4chan proper is very different from /co/.
>>81287393
>>81287991
Please don't. We don't need a repeat of the /lit/ incident.
>>81287768
sexuality is no sin, anon
>>81288067
Don't listen to Mary. Do eet. Do eet!
>>81288067
no fuck you. SHIP THEM
>>81280440
>Older women cannot ask why younger women aren't married
>Women can't tell men to "Be a man"
Good. No need for people to be cunts.
>>81288032
What's the story behind this?
>>81288201
You'd never understand.
>>81288354
Teach me as the Sussman has taught you.
>>81288067
Mary isn't some brainless youtube skank. She knows the internet.
>>81280926
Somewhere in the deepest inner recesses of my brain, a dark flame comes to spark. It whispers to me, saying things I do not readily comprehend, and am deathly terrified of embracing....
"Ship them", it says....
>>81281572
>Weeaboo Indigo child
So... a Weendigo?
Fat people trying to take comments about their ugliness in stride and acting smug/proud about it is just the worst thing imaginable.
The fat fucks need to be reminded that they are a disgrace to themselves and a burden on everyone around them. Both from having to look at them and what they will eventually cost the system and therefore everyone else in it.
>>81286818
I think she doesn't hate us!
>>81288452
It's simple, anon. Read your SICP.
https://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/
>>81288556
Oh Christ, It's Spring Break in Canada right now. I almost forgot.
Go check yourself in at one of the tax-payer-funded assisted suicide clinics, you fucking sperg.
>>81288556
...Were you sat on by a fat person when you were a child, anon? It's ok, this is a safe place. You can tell us.
>>81288759
not that anon, but I was
>>81288759
>>81288727
You meat-mountains need to calm your fat blubbery tits.
>>81288759
The last thing 4chan is is safe for your feelings. It is marginally safe for your reputation, at best.
>>81288556
Neither of them is really fat.
>>81288759
I want to be sat on by a girl.
>>81288556
>>81288797
100% of people who act like this are self-hating blubber-lords trying to deflect or fit in.
>>81279883
Does she fart stars?
>>81282954
She looks Jewish....
>>81288811
I need more of this fatass
>>81288915
She is of harpy ancestry. Her nose is a remain from the older generations.
>>81287804
>>81287841
The japanese word for the heart organ is "kokoro". It is also the name of a book from the early 20th century, I believe the same author wrote the book "I am a cat" a story about a cat observing people in the early 20th century in japan.
>>81281631
Even the anime where everything is mundane or even depressing?
>>81287991
Ok, I did it.
>>81287841
Geez, don't get your doki dokis in a bunch anon
>>81282556
I would still fuck her with the lights on in the guest bedroom while visiting her parents
>>81289057
>tfw ronnie liked your weird shipping tweet
Fat? No. Terrible fashion sense? Yes!
>>81288811
Who is this? Is good. I enjoy.
>>81288992
Natsume Soseki
>>81289143
That comes with the territory with your actual nerds.
>>81289250
I know, I also have a terrible fashion sense.
>>81279883
>At eye level
Now I realize that her face doesn't matter. All the kids see is either her large ass at eye level or big tits when looking up. It must be wonderful.
>>81288584
>Co
>not /co/
Mary, why?
>>81289540
Probably mobile? I leave auto shift for first character in a sentence. Also she comes to 4chan but it not a local.
>>81288892
Just lose some weight, christsakes. You're disgusting.
>>81287682
>SEE ALSO: Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, a video game for the Korean and Japanese market that allows the player to engage in simulated Kancho-ing.
Honestly I
>>81289846
Now on Wii-U!
>>81289846
We have passed the point of no return.
>>81289540
Normies don't care about 4chan standards,i actually surprised that she called us Co and not 4chan in general.
>>81289250
I love these kind of images, do you have anymore?
>>81290028
You are gonna fap to them aren't you?
>>81280440
You win this round, Japan.
>>81287517
Kind of wanna see this in LSE style. Might be cute.
>>81289143
>>81289250
Non of them had fashionable older sisters
>>81289846
Honestly wh
>>81290137
I have a fashionable younger sister. But we live far away.
>>81290156
Why not?
Happy spring!
>>81290811
>I kind of want that schoolgirl pikachu
I've gone too far. I used to like entry level memes and now I'm here. I'm not sure if it's a downgrade.
>>81288544
>>81289250
The introverted loner looks like me, he just had more masculine eyebrows, bigger ears, and crazier shorter hair
>>81289690
Ah, I hope she didn't see that thread where people were making fun of her appearance as people thought she drew herself too cute.
She changed her character design sometime after
>>81288584
you think she's refferring to /co/co/'s?
>>81291372
You mean those unbearable autism containment threads? No, I don't think so. She's referring to the webcomic matchmakers itt
>>81280272
Calling someone a fatass isn't sexual assault, the fuck is this shit? Is tumblr degenerated enough to belive all insults roots to some sort of magical sexual attraction denial?
>>81280926
EVACUATE
THE
CHILDREN
>>81280440
>Older women cannot ask why younger women aren't married
But they should. The japs aren't fucking enough and their population is shrinking rapidly.
>>81280440
>Older women cannot ask why younger women aren't married
That seems more like anti-bullying measures.
>>81291520
they're population is shrinking because old people are living too long and pressure is for their kids to care for them from retirement (aka getting fired and having no hope of getting a new job) until they die. and said people can't afford the burden of both looking after their elderly and looking after a kid.
meanwhile Jap men and Jap women can barely stand each other as romantic prospects because too many men are married to their jobs (as demanded by culture) and too many women are bland, inoffensive yes-men (as demanded by culture)
at least that's according to I guy I know who worked there for fifteen years. They've been choked out by all the traditional values they maintained and the people in charge are too ridiculously out of touch to have any clue how to fix it.
>>81280926
They would make the cutest weeabo couple.
>>81280926
K-kawaii
>>81291520
The shrinking population means that there's a smaller workforce, which means more women need to work. There have been a number of reforms recently to get more women to enter the workforce.
It's a catch 22, really. Less babies so more women need to work. If more women work there will be less babies.
>>81279883
>Hallo!
Adorable.
>>81291039
That's literally exactly why that happened.
>>81290870
>I've gone too far. I used to like entry level memes and now I'm here.
You consider THAT too far? Just wait until you get to shittingdicknipples or even holes.
>>81291804
Kind of sad, but at least she didn't get offended. And if she actually changed her appearence in the comic for that reason then maybe she saw some truth behind all the shitposting, who knows.
>>81279883
>kancho attacks
whats a kancho attack?
>>81292175
If you've ever watched Naruto, it's that thing where Kakashi shoved his fingers into Naruto's butt.
Apparently, that's like giving someone a wet willy in Japan.
>>81292175
anal molestation
>>81292227
was it a thing before naruto?
>>81292303
It's been a thing in Japan for as long as I can remember, which pre-dates naruto.
>>81289518
These kid are truly blessed to have her.
>>81292303
It's how they check for hemorrhoids
>>81291421
Or, you know, he might of meant that thing about kids shoving their fingers up people's butts.
>>81291520
>rapidly
not really, no.
in beofre "70 years prediciton are rapid WHO CARE OK" nonsense
>>81292862
And the same point still stand you sick fuck.
>>81292303
Yusuke does it to Kuwabara in Yuyu Hakusho.
>>81280926
Goddammit ronnie.
>>81280926
Alea iacta est.
>>81292910
> jabbing your fingers into someone's asshole isn't sexual assault, the fuck is this shit? Is tumblr degenerated enough to belive all insults roots to some sort of magical sexual attraction denial?
yeah, sure.
>>81280926
cute CUTE!
>>81280926
Shipping actual people feels weird but I can dig this
>>81292949
i do not remember that
but i suppose it's a good excuse to rewatch yuyu hakusho
>>81293210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUVih5sxNs
>>81291594
>and too many women are bland, inoffensive yes-men (as demanded by culture)
Lol, I hear this a lot and have no idea where it comes from, maybe some remain from medieval times.
In Japan the husband is supposed to give all his income to his wife and she will decide how much to give him for his daily expenses like coffee, energy drinks, food, etc.
A man who has a base salary of 10 million yen a year (125K USD) might only get an allowance of 30,000 yen ($375 US) a month from his wife.
http://www.japan-talk.com/jt/new/okozukai
In a NHK show where this was the theme a salaryman complained that his allowance was a total of zero with a haiku, they told him to tell it to his wife phone and she replied that if he want to get some money he should earn more.
On the other hand it is not uncommon to see middle aged woman spending money on things like those crane machines in arcades. Some get pretty good at that.
http://youtu.be/OQE1RdOTBNY
>>81293930
By the way, 30 000 yen is 267 dollars now. Not that housewifes care as a man can stay for decades without ever getting a raise in his allowance.
>>81293930
well when I say yes-men I mean in conversation. The guy complained, and said many other guys there shared his complaints, that it felt like none of the girls had any personality because whenever you asked their opinion on something, or what they liked or whatever, they'd say the safest, least chance of being the 'wrong' answer thing, because growing up that was the easiest way to avoid starting conflict with their parents and teachers and employers. You'd go out with a new girl and she'd have the same taste, mannerisms and opinions as the last girl, and the one before that, like that guy from Lego Movie. You'd have no idea what they were actually like until after you married and they finally stopped playing it safe, which just wasn't worth the risk or the effort
>>81294116
>they'd say the safest, least chance of being the 'wrong' answer thing
That's Asia in general.
>>81293145
>Shipping actual people feels weird
This is the oldest form of shipping ever. Back when there was no cartoon an no TV show, people would hip other people.
Teachers still do that with their students.
>>81289024
That's probably accurate
>>81294265
its the only reason gossip magazines became a thing. People love speculating about the loves lives of people they know of.
>>81294265
Some relatives do it too. Not sure how common it is in USA but some culture have relatives that will introduce people to you in the hopes that you will eventually marry.
>>81294116
>>81294134
Japanese and maybe some other Asians have a way to discuss things in that something can be totally rejected even though it sounded like they agreed with it. It can be very confusing for outsiders.
>>81280926
Never in my 26 years have I shipped anything... Until now.
>>81290156
Japan is strong.
>>81291414
Why would you call creativity autism when autistics are the least creative people?
>>81291594
So they need degeneracy, or they'll die out. No wonder they are such innovators in the field.
>>81293930
How you treat your family and how you treat people you just meet are very different.
>>81294586
Autists make a lot of things.
>>81279883
>no R34 of Jap shotas rape bullying Mary Sensei
So did the Marines learn Kancho from the Japanese, or did the Japanese learn it from Marines?
>>81291768
They can still make babies. They just can't raise them. Imagine what people raised by Japanese TV would be like.
>>81294698
Indeed, my mother speak softly in public (although she is a pretty good everyday diplomat) and people think she is submissive while my father with his tendency to talk loud and scary face is seem as the dominant when in fact my mother is the anger bomb that in the end always get things her way. My father is big beta. But people always follow that silly stereotype and think the father is the tyrant one.
>>81294734
Convergent evolution.
>>81294785
Fat.
Most of Japanese TV is about food. Cooking show, where certain ingredient comes from, food from different parts of the world, local specialities, eating contests, celebrities eating stuff, etc...
>>81291520
It's probably aimed more at keeping lesbian workers. Most lesbians move to Tokyo because it sucks less, and they are good workers.
>>81280926
It makes so much sense.
>>81281801
Explain your argument
>>81294734
There's no way to say at this point.
>>81294850
I thought it was because of making Christmas cakes depressed.
>>81294708
>Mary Sensei is grading tests, thinking of stupid weeb songs, when she takes a drink of water
>as she suddenly wonders when she poured it, her eyes get heavy and she gets dizzy, and everything goes black
>Mary wakes up to feel a slight chill waft over her body and opens her eyes
>she realizes she is dressed in a dog collar and her hands and feet are tied together, and she's COMPLETELY naked
>"Mary-Sensei!"
>no, no it couldn't be
>she looks to her right and sees her students in their underwear, looking proud and sporting boners
>"Mary-Sensei, we can't study with you shaking your soft butt in our faces, teasing us all day!"
>BIG BUTT SENSEI they chant, BIG BUTT SENSEI
>"So as your punishment, we are going to... eto...'
>best english speaker walks up
>"Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des"
>NO! thinks Mary-Sensei, my one weakness, teacher/student sexual scenarios!
>The tiny slant eyed perverts descend on Big Butt Mary with their sensitive shota dicks
>Ass, Pussy, Mouth, Nose, no orifice is safe from them
>even the girls get involved, and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos
>At the end, Mary is coated in and out with their Soy-enriched Semen
>Mary hates to admit how good it was, but at least it's over
>"Mary Sensei, we brought a friend!"
>rustle rustle she hears
>No... it can't be
>NEJIRI HONNYO IS REAL
>AND HE'S COME TO RAPE HER TOO
>and now she truly knows that that black thing on his face is a mouth, as a long tendril tongue emerges and tastes Mary
>UMESSHIII it roars, the beasts is hungry, and it will have Poor Mary in every way
>'It's a tradition to feed our english teachers to the beast of the mountains!' chimes in Sexy Pose shota
>his massive Rice-based Cock violates Mary's massive butt, and Mary Sensei in shame and release, embraces her destiny
>Nejiri's maw opens wide as the students chant in unison and say Goodbye to Mary as she is lowered into the beast's mouth whole to dijest in his Rice Paddy gullet
>Mary's fat ass feeds Nejiri through the winter
>>81279883
This pose offends me. DELETE THIS.
>>81295022
You're the kind of a person that every once in a while reminds me that I'm browsing 4chan.You're doing God's work anon
jim what the fuck
>>81282556
She is
>>81291768
>It's a catch 22, really. Less babies so more women need to work. If more women work there will be less babies.
Les problems'd Anglos
>>81295004
Where's the risk to the company in that?
>>81290156
>Small plastic shit.
A superior culture.
>>81295022
>Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des
Fuck you I was eating cereal and now I have milk in my sinuses.
>>81294134
>That's Asia in general.
...that's an Asia that excludes all Chinese for some reason... You sure you aren't just talking about a place that only exists in your head?
>>81294850
>It's probably aimed more at keeping lesbian workers
What's that got to do with being married or not?
>>81295022
>and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos
10/10
>>81280926
I haven't seen this much awkward 30 year old sexual tension since Tom Siddell and Marigold Porter.
This is truly a beautiful thing
>>81294506
Is that Rinko?
My God.
>>81295345
I would quote all the other shipping posts itt too but fuck it.
Shippers are truly the worst. Two people bouncing jokes off each other is suddenly sexual tension? Fuck off.
>>81280926
...dammit I'm shipping in 3D now.
>>81295160
Fucking hell, Jim
>>81280926
Dawwwww
>>81295180
Losing workers to suicide.
>>81295427
I'm shipping you with that poster. I'm imagining you with twin tails blushing while being tsundere and telling him how he is the worst.
>>81295427
>Two people bouncing jokes off each other is suddenly sexual tension?
No, it's fucking adorable though, especially if you know these two people through their body of work and identify them with their self-insert characters. Stop being this dense, autism.
Alt text: We know it's you, Ronnie.
>>81294734
Oil checking is a (non-professional) wrestling thing, usually done while defending a takedown attempt.
>>81295554
Cheaper than firing them. Sounds win-win.
>>81295022
>vore ending
It's too early for me to fap, anon, don't do this.
Best thread in years.
>>81295267
They are not a culture of love.
http://travel.cnn.com/tokyo/life/lesbians-in-Japan-struggle-to-build-their-own-community-814836/
>>81295427
>Two people bouncing jokes off each other is suddenly sexual tension
exchanging jokes is about 60% of flirting, at least in my country
>>81295873
According to your own link love is okay marriage that isn't.
>>81289994
>weeaboo so into anime she went to teach English in Glorious Nippon without learning to speak more than Stinky Baby-level Japanese
>normie
ok dude
>>81280926
Maybe we have gone too far.
>>81294265
there's an entire genre of fanfiction called RPF. I've read fanfic about Chicago Blackhawks players, I've seen fanfic shipping the cast of Supernatural. Not the characters; the cast.
>>81294905
Weeaboos/nerds/people who would normally fit into timid stereotypes due to knowing how strange their tastes are have three options:
>Keep being ashamed about their hobbies (comic Ronnie)
>Give up their hobby to avoid shame (pussies)
>Drop the shame and just do whatever they want (those people who end up on youtube due to being interesting, like that old Japanese guy who's always dressing like a schoolgirl)
A child of a weeaboo and someone who actually knows Japanese would probably be pretty familiar with anime, but actually understand Japanese too.
>>81293337
this dub is pretty ok
>>81296851
You know, some of us drop the shame without turning into the kind of person that walks around in malls with their love pillow. Just because you're okay with something doesn't mean you have to shout it at the world as loudly as you can.
>>81295885
In Germany it's mostly awkward orbiting, activities with escalating intimacy and bonding over the common disdain for your intellectual inferiors and taste in literature.
But that might just be me.
>>81296863
To me it is terrible. Like that annoying sonic voice from the games.
>>81289250
Where's the one obligatory black weeb? Hell the anime group at my school had three at once.
>>81296851
>A child of a weeaboo and someone who actually knows Japanese would probably be pretty familiar with anime, but actually understand Japanese too.
So we're trying to get Ronnie to make another Hana who's 3D this time?
>>81289143
She looks like the kind of girl that gets friendzoned
>>81295160
>Co has important work
like what?
>>81292227
It's impolite to sniffle on a bus but perfectly fine to jam your fingers up your buddy's rectum in public?
>>81294840
even the japs think their TV is bullshit.
>>81291873
Just because I've crossed the line doesn't mean there isn't more distance to travel. At this point it's a matter of how offended I can make the line.
>>81280926
>>81280926
Start the fanfics!
START THE FANFICS!
>>81297640
Masturbating.
>>81297640
Complaining about tumblr while simultaneously being tumblr
>>81297430
Hopefully they create a real-life Hinata Miyakawa in looks with the Konata personality. Tall girl with a nice body and glasses.
>>81294506
What is this I need to know for a friend.
>>81297798
are you working right now anon?
>>81297957
Working on masturbating.
>>81297663
I don't know, there is something mesmerizing into seeing a tiny girl eating 8kg of food.
http://youtu.be/DpfDlt2NAhY
>>81295160
fucking lurkers.
Lurking to get fake internet points with e-celebs or le'ddit points.
