Feels good to know that we're coming back in june
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>>81272013
>>81271980
this is the stupidest theory. how would she modify a lion,, cry on its dick?
I could see lion being a cat that ate gem shards but there is no perfect theory right now because we don't know enough about him.
A perfect theory has to explain his powers, his behaviour, and the reason pearl doenst know him.
him being a gem monster explains his powers and maybe pearl's agnosticism but not his behavior, him being a cat explains his behaviour and pearl's agnosticism but not his powers.
Him being a pearl explains his behaviour and some of his powers, but not all of them and not pearl's lack of knowledge
>>81272685
It doesn't really feel good. They're trying to fool us by saying there's more seasons coming when in reality it's the same old 3 seasons we knew about from July, and they're telling us to wait two more months. It just sucks desu, but I've grown numb to it by now.
>>81272685
>June
Is this supposed to be good news? Fuck Cartoon Network and fuck Burnett for being a little bitch and toeing the company line
Will we see more of her?
So any yuri dojins?
Are those episodes coming next week at 5:30 part of a bomb?
Guys, I'm mad as hell but at least we know when it's coming. And it's not the StevenBomb
>>81272685
>June
>>81272829
I hope not she's worst gem
Bomb formats confirmed. How many bombs we'll get is unclear though.
> June
Thats like 6 fucking months with no new eps. This summer had better finish most of season 2 to make up for it.
>>81273021
It says June through August, so it'll be quite a lot of episodes then
>>81273027
Anon, season 2 is over. This is the future you chose.
>>81273021
>bombs
CN is winning, its getting harder and harder to stay hype for this shit
>>81273021
I'm hoping for bombs every other week, I think weekly is too optimistic and monthly is too scarce.
>>81272995
Don't break a hip, gramps
>>81272685
No it does NOT feel good. Round up the facts
>half year hiatus
>Log Date was the season 2 finale and we didn't even know
>they're pretending this is big news when it already was confirmed MONTHS ago that we'd be getting a season 3
>they're just cutting the seasons in half
>we're back to Bombs come June, not weekly ones either
Fucking
>June.
Okay, that's it.
I'm done.
It's time to start 'Operation: How do we bankrupt Cartoon Network?'
Fuck them, and their cancerous shit.
Why couldn't Netflix or fucking Amazon adopted Steven Universe?
You know.
Companies that -supply- when they see a -demand- for thing.
Companies that want to make fucking MONEY.
>>81273277
>Log Date was the season 2 finale and we didn't even know
This is what disturbs me. Why didn't CN promote it as the season finale and try to build hype? Was chopping the seasons in half just a last-minute decision made afterwards, and if so, why?
>>81273335
Better June than never. It could have been February of 2018 or maybe May of 2017
Fuck this shit to hell and back.
I say we start an online bounty for episodes that any disgruntled CN employee can collect.
didn't this happen to avatar as well?
>>81273374
I wonder how far the crew actually are in scheduling, were they working on season 4 believing it was season 3? Or were they much closer to the current episodes than originally thought.
>>81273374
Most likely, probably something done very recently for marketing reasons and now they're announcing "new seasons" to build fake hype. The only thing we got was a far off return date. At least that means "Season 3" is most likely all done or will be by June and they'll blow that entire load in a few months.
>>81273411
>Better June than never.
Don't gimmie that glass-half-full shit.
That's the kind of piss-poor excuses Bioware tried to trot out when Mass Effect 3 hit the fan(s).
"Well just you be thankful we didn't make it worse. Mind your P's and Q's and sit on the entitlement step for 5 minutes of time-out mister."
>>81273335
>Implying the viewers are the demand
I tpp my kek at you m8
>>81273374
It literally was. We all thought season 2 was going to have 52 episodes. Hell, the leaked episode list was for the whole season. I think they chopped them up to try to hide the fact that there's no more episodes coming apart from Season 3 (now season 4 and 5)
Two more months. Can we do it, guys? I don't want any of you killing yourselves before we reach the promised lands.
>>81273454
Steven's VA tweeted in December that he recorded his 100th episode, so that means they're working on season 3 now
>>81272829
Probably.
I just wonder when she's going to become a crystal gem.
>>81273451
Yeah, it's weird that this shit happens to shows when they start getting more heavy continuity and hype like ATLA, GF, and SU.
>>81272685
>RELATED: Canceled TV Shows That Ended on Major Cliffhangers
>>81273499
I don't think I can make it man. Hiatus is hell, and Cartoon Network are literally spitting on the fans with all this bullshit.
Time to just end it desu
It's like Matt does it on purpose.
>>81273480
You're the biggest faggot the steven universe threads have seen.
>Complains about series not coming back
>Complains when series comes back
>>81272829
I hope so, she's the best Homeworld Gem.
Scanner still refuses to function, so I can't get the Opal request from two threads ago or whatever it was up, although I've started on getting Crystal Gems x Jem and the Holograms now. Coming out well enough, but drawing Stevonnie close enough to the show's style while somehow staying true to the poses on the comic cover is pretty hard.
>>81273485
I also suspect this, season "3" (4 and 5) are the very last
Which is bullshit
>>81273481
With Netflix and Amazon viewers HOLD the fucking demand.
>Wow we're a company, we need subscirbers to make money!
>I know, let's give people entertainment that they want, and in return, they will pay for a subscription to our service.
>Meanwhile in Cartoon Network.
>It appears there's a demand for this cartoon we own and have episodes ready to air for, sir.
>Excellent, let's sit on them and do nothing.
>Sir, how are we still in business?
>I have no idea, son. No idea at all.
>>81273544
>>81273555
Fucking kek'd.
I love this show but damn is this a beautiful mess.
>>81273555
>Oh yeah? We'll show you, Burnett!
>Nobody tells Cartoon Network what to do. Not even Cartoon Network.
>>81273562
You're the biggest autist here then my friend.
That you're incapable of telling the difference between being mad at no episodes, and, as a SEPARATE concern - being mad that the new episodes announced; episodes we know full well are complete and ready to go; now have a 2 month wait time.
Shit man, I'm feeling like a fucking Prequel fan right now.
>>81273555
Trips confirm, Summer of Steven is cancelled the day it's announced.
>>81273580
tbfh SUs premier viewing is about the same or slightly less than their other shows, they don't give a shit about the small minority of us.
I dedicate this song to CN and the fans it fucks over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhlgOPeAXqA
WAIT.
IT JUST HIT ME.
>New season.
>New Crystal Gem.
>NEW INTRO.
>>81273612
It's like if he doesn't defend them he gets fired, so the executives fuck with him by making him look like an idiot every time he tries.
>>81273551
Be strong, Anon. Just think of how great it will be to see more of your waifu when they air again, your love of her will keep you going through Hell, hurt, and hunger.
>>81272685
Well, this is weird. This news article is considering Season 2B as Season 3.
I'm gonna wait for CN/the crewniverse to officially explain what's going on with the new seasons.
5 seasons sounds like a shitload, unless they're now considering each season to be half as long as season 1.
>>81272767
Knowing the Crewniverse, they all fought hard as fuck to get their show on a decent release schedule. But when it comes down to it, CN has absolute control over when they put out property they own. The most they can do is try and feel good they still have a show at all.
>>81273672
Nope. It's a new season in name only. Crewniverse didn't write it as such way back when in production.
>>81272829
We fucking better, I miss best gem. Jasperdemption when
>>81273672
It's not a new season, it's the season they were already working on repackaged.
>>81273680
>I'm gonna wait for CN/the crewniverse to officially explain what's going on with the new seasons.
They already have, you nigger.
>>81273672
Please be anyone but Jasper. We could have corrupted Centipeedle for all I care but it's not Jasper
>>81273680
>didn't even read thread
>>81272767
The news gets even better anon!
Log Date? That was the finale to Season 2! That's why we've been on break so long, clearly we're between seasons and had to wind down after that action packed finale.
>>81273680
Here's a breakdown for you
>S1: 52 episodes (finale: Jailbreak/Return)
>S2: 26 episodes (finale: Log Date)
>S3: 26
>S4: 26
>S5: 26
26+26=52
>>81273672
We'll get it when we finally get the official team together.
>>81273711
gimme a link, y-youDOUBLE NIGGER
>>81273760
>inb4 Ruby and Sapphire
This is it whether you like it or not etc.
>>81273708
I'm hoping in a Bomb or two. I'm hoping that it involves a 'DISHONORABRU' revelation for her, but she's just never had the guts to defy Yellow Diamond over it until she finally gets some encouragement from Steven.
>>81273786
Check Matt's twitter, he's clearing up the whole mess or at least trying to
>>81273760
Replace Ruby with Peedle (Emerald) and Sapphire with NEWGEMX.
c-can't wait for /sug/
>>81273580
I would honest to god pay £4 / $6 a month for a subscription to "Cartoon Network+" or "Cartoon Network Prime" or whatever.
And all they have to do is stream me episodes they already own, already have ready to go at a moments notice, in high definition.
This isn't exactly 2004 when this shit is 'unknown waters' and oooo, everybody is scared because we don't know what tenacity the subscription-based entertainment market has.
>I give you money
>And you give me the shit i want
>And we shall call it capitalism.
Meanwhile CN is like 'I don't know about that, i think our 90's way of doing things will hold steady in this new world of hypermedia, highspeed internet and easy internet-based content delivery systems so simple a monkey could operate them.'
Nice CN, I'm sure you'll be around for years and years to come.
>>81273748
okay, so nothing really changes storywise. I'd imagine CN is doing this as an excuse for even longer hiatuses.
>>81273813
>Jasper is SU's Vegeta + Nappa
I wonder what Zuke is doing right now
>>81273839
I can never tell if these are made for the sake of posting an image and freaking people out, or it they're for genuine use.
>>81273822
I'm hoping that Peetle is a quartz of some kind, probably Chrysoprase. It could lead to some interesting scenes with Jasper, if they shared some form of camaraderie before Peetle became Peetle.
>>81273865
Drawing pics of herself crying. No, really
>>81273872
That one's obviously a joke, but if I ever find a decent Pearl Dakimakura for sale, I'm buying it.
>>81273672
Nope, CN just chopped Season two in half and decided to call it Season 3.
>6 month hiatus
I know it seems long but for fucks sake it isnt
AT recently had a 6 month hiatus and Gravity Falls was literally in hiatus for longer than it actually aired
>>81273865
Zuke doesn't "do" things, anon.
>>81273865
>I just want to date fictional women
Lauren are you me
>>81273760
Peridot = Lapis > Pearl > Steven > Sapphire > Ahmetyst > Ruby > Jasper
Fight me
why does Cartoon Network suddenly hate money
>>81273911
:'^(
>>81273865
Can't Juke the Zuke
>>81273934
>Gravity Falls was literally in hiatus for longer than it actually aired
Pretty sure that applies for SU as well
>>81273959
The strategy is essentially getting someone hooked on a drug, withholding it, then shooting it all into their systems in one huge burst after they've sucked your dick in desperation.
>>81273951
>leaving out Garnet
I fucking will fight you m80
>>81273864
Hey, it could work. She could also end up being the Piccolo to Steven's Gohan, and training him to harness his powers not just as a Gem, but as a quartz. After all, he's not just some half-Gem hybrid, he's the son of a Gem warrior who vanquished a Diamond. If anyone has potential to grow, it's Steven, and a dedicated fighter like Jasper would be perfect to teach him how to use his powers better.
>>81273920http://fayefoxart.tumblr.com/post/126101254264/fayefoxart-reserve-your-pillow-case-now-buy
>>81274036
I hate myself but I kind of want the Rose one
>>81273951
>Peridot=Lapis
>thinking you can put nacho-autist on the same level as my cerulean princess
>Peridot not shitbottom tier
Okay, put up your dukes.
>>81274036
hm, seems like their store link is down
>>81274023
>son of a Gem warrior who vanquished a Diamond
Let's not jump to conclusions, ok?
>>81274036
Seriously, body pillows are the saddest fucking thing. Don't even say you're buying one ironically, no one believes you.
>>81274036
How is that possible though?
>Garnet never slept
>Pearl only slept once in Chille Tid and it's likely she never did it again
>Athmetyst is definite
>Rose maybe slept
>>81274078
>>81274093
what if I'm depressed and lonely and have no intention to seek a romantic relationship after I graduate and get a job?
>>81274134
Rose slept around. Don't know if that technically counts or not.
>>81274036
>that Poillow case
Okay, I want a Lapis one, but this will do for now. Yes, this will do.
>>81273951
>>81274134
It's AMETHYST
>it's finally coming back
>yay
>it's not til june
>fuck
>but there's even more seasons!
>yay
>jk we just split 3 into 5
>fuck
>>81272685
June? What the fuck? Why did this show suddenly get terrible hiatuses?
>>81274168
Then end yourself
>>81274223
>suddenly
To be this blissfully unaware
>>81274036
I wish people would stop drawing Garnet without her shades, Sugar is the only person who can do it right
>>81272735
I said this in a thread last year and I still stand by it: Lion is a corrupted Pearl.
>Renewed through Season 5
>Barely gotten through Season 2
bruh
>>81274168
create a child from your genetic material then leave it with all your cool shit
>>81274204
>Split 3 into 5
>>81274275
Anon, didn't you hear the news today? They say the season's gone away. But I can see the episodes still alight, there burning into the night.
>>81274275
It's not a renewal, they just split season 2 and 3 into 4 "new" seasons.
>>81274275
Means nothing, the seasons have been cut in half so all we learned today is that we're on hiatus until June
>>81273865
>She's not real
>I'll never date her
Fuck off Zuke.
>>81274275
Ready the fucking thread. No actual new seasons were announced, it's the same number of episodes we already knew about.
>>81274092
I was going to put (probably) there, but I forgot. The point still stands, though.
>>81274304
First someone posts Porcupine Tree, now somebody quotes Genesis. Does SU attract prog fans or something?
>>81274313
If she was real Zuke would be ahead of you anyway.
>>81274313
I will fucking MAKE her real.
imagine all the people who have died and will die before another episode premieres
>>81274488
Hey, remember the fucking boat in Berserk? We got it easy.
>>81274488
MORE SOULS
>>81274488
Rip all the /sug/ anons who couldn't make it
>>81274488
>tfw you could be one of them
>summer of steven
>it's just a bunch of "bombs"
>intrest for the show just fucking dives
please and thank you
bury this format in its rightful grave
>>81274666
>666
You will die anon.
>>81274488
>there are people how have transcended into cosmic dust
>there are people whose consciousness disappears forever
>there are people who are now a part of the earth, as fertilizer for other life to come before it
>they all died before jasper got redeemed
lucky bastards.
>>81273839
>>81274370
why is zuke such a fucking nerd?
How does she get away with it?
>>81274666
>666
RIP anon
>>81274666
>666
Satan has decided
>>81274666
>>81274666
>666
Oh shit anon you better watch out
>>81274666
Damning trips anon, you will be in my thoughts when the hiatus ends
>>81274740
I feel u bro
>>81274783
I'm just going to make it feel like a new game release, Uncharted 4 is coming May 25th and its treated like its around the corner.
>>81274666
godspeed, anon
fuck bombs so goddamn hard
>hey lets make our fans wait months for what amounts to the content of a SINGLE EPISODE of some shows
>>81274666
SATAN PLEASE NO
I`M NOT READY TO LEAVE THIS MORTAL COIL
>>81274255
It wasn't this long before, was it? This probably is the longest, isn't it? I hope they're not going the GF path. 4 years with only 2 seasons.
>>81274530
Or Doctor Who during the nineties. That was like, what, 15 years?
YD's Pearl is bitter
Our Pearl is Salty
BD's Pearl is sweet
The next pearl should be sour
Soon SU will have all flavors of pearl
>>81274991
>Green Pearl
>Sour Apple
>>81274991
>WD's Pearl is next
>Sour becauseRose killed her Diamond
I wonder who will be the spicy Pearl?
>>81273743
Wasn't the last Season Finale basically Steven stressing over all the shit he's been through this weekend and whether or not to break up with Connie?
>>81274362
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the SU fan way.
>>81275072
Full Disclosure, for all intents and purposes, was supposed to be the first episode of season 2
It got put at the end of the first Steven Bomb because of the bomb existing in the first place displaced a few episodes
>>81274991
What about umami pearl?
>>81274991
We're still missing one, which pearl will be savory?
>>81273743
What? Was the episode before that not good enough for you? Or the whole bomb prior for that matter? Log Date is to Message Recieved what Full Disclosure was to Jailbreak.
>>81275072
No, Jailbreak was the official season 1 finale
>>81275070
>WD Pearl
I hope that's our Pearl and she betrays the CG at some point.
>>81275156
stop being so pretentious, kyle
>>81275072
That was the season 2 premiere, not the season 1 finale.
And let's not pretend that Peridot yelling "clod" was nearly as climatic as The Return and Jailbreak.
>>81275245
Because Message Received was never meant to be a season finale, just midseason.
>>81275093
The hope is gone
The wait isn't over
>>81275245
The fact there's a new Crystal Gem was the big thing.
>>81275245
Let's not even pretend that's intended to be a season finale at all. That said I'm hype as fuck for S3 finale.
>>81275245
While Return/Jailbreak are definitely more climactic than Message Recieved seeing Peridot call YD a clod (basically homeworld's version of cunt) right to her giraffe neck sustained face was entertaining
>>81273647
In b4 april foolz
>Homestuck is ending before SU even gets off hiatus
>>81274666
Time to get in shape, have to fight of the reaper.
>splits up confirmed seasons to pretend more were ordered
>holds episodes in a desperate hail mary attempt and writes hiatus off as "between seasons break"
Scummy as shit
>>81275604
Oh shit
>>81275610
>homosuck
Go play Undertale you faggot
>>81275610
I can't even believe this.
>>81272685
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
Here's something I don't get: why does CN keep pouring money on Uncle Retard? Nobody I've ever encountered (not even little kids, who are the supposed target audience) likes that show in the slightest. The vast majority actively hates it for being shit.
>Along with the two-season renewal, Uncle Grandpa will also serve as host for Cartoon Network’s Saturday morning programming block starting in April, which will be called “Good Mornings with Uncle Grandpa.”
And now this. Cartoon Network seems obsessed with jamming this unbearable character down our throats.
>>81275604
NO
>>81275604
nigga we did not need you puttin that sorta thought in our heads
>>81275692
You can't escape it man
We're everywhere
We're even working on the shows you hold so dear
>>81275245
Yes it was lol
>>81272685
>Renewed for another season
>Despite the fact that CN is making it pretty clear they don't care
???
>>81275823
Read the THREAD
>>81275763
>Chile
What?
Why?
Also UG is fine. A new block is pretty nice, too.
>>81275775
Maybe the joke is that it's coming back in April instead of June.
>>81275853
>Chile
>What? Why?
If you ask me, it's becausewe're full of nerds, wapanese and the like
>Also UG is fine.
It's the stupidest fucking animated series in existence. It's so irksome it makes the Sponge look funny in comparison.
Holy shit, are the CN execs smoking crack, or is there a gas leak in their building?
Jesus, somebody tell Zuke to buy a canary and keep it on her desk. We'll need her to draw Pearlmethyst and Lapidot shipping pics to use as currency when the nuclear apocalypse comes.
>>81275983
>Lapidot and Pearlmethyst
Terrible awful horrendous person detected
>>81276082
Just for that, I'm not letting you stay in my climate-controlled bunker. Have fun sleeping outside with the cannibals.
>>81276082
Ok what about amedot and lapisXshattering
>>81272685
>June
Well at least I have my school work and gunpla backlog to keep me busy until then.But seriously, fuck.
>>81273672
You're right anon. Here it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYiGGWn4s5U
>>81276242
>lapis x shattering
It's better than Peridot getting her spergy midget hands on her.
Lapis x Death is the most metal ship anyway.
>>81276207
Well at least when I'm consumed by nuclear fire I'll be free of people like you.
>>81276383
Thats a nice looking build there!
Why isn't there more discussion about the comics? They have pretty good art and could fill the hiatus void somewhat.
Anyone got one of those meme images of a noose and through it you can see Steven?
>June
> fucking 6 month hiatus
>its still 2 months away
JUST
>>81273922
And then they decided to call what was going to be Season 3, Seasons 4 and 5. This is likely being done in order to fill contractual obligations while reducing the total number of episodes of the show.
>>81276925
TheY CANT DO THAT
>>81276906
Cut it out, frogposter scum.
>>81276906
It's okay, bruh.
You've been alive for hundreds of months.
>>81277075
Are you calling me gay?
>>81272685
>>81273748
Aw, this is some bullshit. It's all bullshit. Why must shows I like always be doomed to scheduling hell?
>>81277170
Kill yourself anon, you're jinxing all of us
>>81276691
>Well at least when I'm consumed by nuclear fire I'll be free of people like you.
Ha ha! Oh, silly goose. No, you won't.
Hell is full of people like me.
>>81277152
Why so defensive about being called gay, fag?
You some kinda insecure queer?
Huh?
>>81276887
Nope, so I made one.
>>81277152
>>81277228
NOW KISS
>>81277258
Do you mind if I use this in a tweet
>>81274036
> that comfy as Fuck looking amy
> But could never explain to anyone if they found out
Wat do
>>81277272
>77272
YOU WERE SO CLOSE
>>81277313
No, but I do find it funny you asked for permission.
>>81277228
I am gay, just wanted to know how you knew
>>81277348
Well I don't know seems kinda fucked up to use someone else intellectual property for shitposting when its not on 4chan.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
>>81277434
>>81277227
Nah, I'll welcome death. I'm already in hell.
>>81277452
>>81275763
uncle grandpa is genuinely good, though. It's not like it's doing significantly worse in ratings compared to the other shows.
>>81275763
Have you actually sat down and watched it or are you just shitposting
The crossover is one of the few times Ive actually had genuine laughter from this show and the reason was uncle grandpa's writers who really decent at comedy. Its a funny show. Not quite gumball tier but funny and nowhere near as shit as TTGO or super noobs or whatever else they put out these days.
so I know there were some leaks and I had been avoiding them until this announcement at which point I just said fuck it
were there only the two(malachite vs alexandrite and that pod thing coming after peridot)or is there anything else
>>81277702
Only those two.
>>81277677
>and the reason was uncle grandpa's writers
The episode was written by SU storyboarders.
>>81277677
OK then
>>81274991
>YD's Pearl is bitter
Yellow Pearl is a lemon.
>>81277702
There's also the three second promo that came out during the 4th Stevenbomb.
Other than that, no.
>>81277748
>>81277824
thanks
>>81277769
Well fuck me my mistake. It really felt like an uncle grandpa episode so I assumed it was written by them. My point still stands that it is a very funny show but is hit or miss at times. Most people just see the terrible animation and UG say good morning and think its instantly garbage.
What do you do to pass the time while waiting for the hiatus to end?
>>81278033
Count the seconds until the end of the hiatus!
>>81278033
Moving to LA to drown myself in the ocean.
>episodes will not be weekly
>>81278033
drink heavily
>>81272685
>finally get a release date
>not until june, non weekly format
>renewed until season five
>seasons have been changed to a 26 per format
Did they calculate this announcement to perfectly reverse any hype it might of generated?
>>81278084
>They'll be daily!
>>81272829
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8ww8kPvleY
>>81277522
>>81277677
Uncle Grandpa is not good. It's not actively BAD like Super Noobs or Johnny Test, but it's far from good.
>>81277335
Risk assess anon, calculate comfiness VS. how likely your degeneracy will be uncovered.
Consider:
>if you live by yourself
>if you can hide it quickly
>if you regularly have friends or family at your place
>if your friends or family include the snoopish type of asshole
>if you can come up with a believable story if discovered.
>and how damn comfy you'll feel come June watching amethyst while on amethyst.
>>81278328
you forgot the most important
>How easy it would be to pin on your roommate.
>>81273628
If what your feeling is a soul-crushing obsession to get more content, then yes, you are feeling like one.
>>81278167
Cartoon Network is jealous of Nick's... "successes". It's the only possible explanation.
>>81278352
you know I was in the middle of typing that one but thought it'd run under believable story.
>>81278192
>>81278084
at this point they can do whatever they want so long as I can give them currency in exchange for bluray collections by the time it's all said and done
>>81273951
Why would I fight you? You have an amazing opinion
>IT'S A SUMMER OF STEVEN!
>Pink diamond reveal.
>A WHOLE THREE MONTHS OF STEVEN UNIVERSE.
>Humanoid Centipeetle shown.
>IT'S THE MOST STEVEN WE'VE EVER SHOWN!
>Completely unknown gem shown.
>IT'S SURE BEEN A WHILE.
>Jasper saying "It's been too long".
>SO COME JOIN THE FUN FOR NEW EPISODES!
>A quick number of short clips showing Lapis singing, Steven fighting Amethyst, and the unknown gem dancing with Centipeetle.
>STEVEN UNIVERSE RETURNS THIS JULY!
>Audio of Yellow Diamond laughing in the background.
>>81278539
The schizophrenia has begun
>>81278539
6/10
Points deducted for not having clips of Peridot being crushed to dust and Greg giving a last father talk to his son before driving the van into a gem monster.
>>81278539
Implying it won't be that one promo CN used for damn near almost a year
>>81278638
>Greg giving a last father talk to his son before driving the van into a gem monster.
Someone post the greentext
>>81278539
>THIS SUMMER
>STEVEN FUCKING DIES!
god, the worst part is remembering that even after the hiatus they're only 10 minutes long. i remember during the last bomb I was watching and my roommate interrupted me a couple times, and i was a whiny bitch about it because I WAITED MONTHS FOR THIS AND THEY'RE ONLY 10 MINUTES LONG I AM SO THIRSTY
>>81278539
>CATCH ALL-NEW EPISODES SATURDAYS AT 7 A.M./6 A.M. CENTRAL!
>>81278539
WHERE IS THIS HOLY SHIT
>>81278675
>>81278638
I felt like a character dying on screen would be a bit much for an upbeat promo, even one made by the marketing masters at CN.
>>81278834
Ah but you are assuming to know the marketers have watching enough of the show to realize that a crushed gem equals death and a cartoon man driving his ragged van into a colorful monster is not just wacky antics
>>81278761
It's just our thirst-induced hallucinations, they're not real.
...Right?
>>81278921
That's a good point, I did consider;
>A hand closes, and a bright light and sparkling dust bursts out from between the fingers.
But couldn't figure out how to word it right to make both the gem ambiguous and the act of shattering obvious in time.
>>81278539
for fuck's sake... i'm outta here
you suckers complain about trash but look at this shit
>>81278788
that would be less retarded if they didn't change the lyrics
>>81279084
2118*
>>81273219
To me the best schedule would be two new episodes back-to-back a week
it would still only take up the thirty minute time slot and would be easier to catch than an episode every single day
>>81274036
>Rose one isn't fridge-sized
>>81273555
oh fuck my sides
>>81279443
Too bad we're going to have "Season 3" burned off in the summer, and then nothing until next spring's "One Bomb Every Ten Weeks" format.
>>81278220
Nah, it's pretty good. It's definitely not for everybody, and I'm not really a fan of it, but it's a good show.
>>81279630
A regular bomb every other month or so wouldn't be the worse format they could go with, gives the show a kind of mini-series event feel.
So... What the fuck? Super Watermelon Island will only release in fucking JUNE?!
Just kill me tbqh senpai.
>>81279691
>mancala
Shit yeah thats my favorite board game.
>>81273743
>>81273748
Actually Message Received was the season 2 finale: the shorts took up an episode slot remember?
>>81279929
They fucking did?
