What's the difference?
Avengers is fun.
>>81260698
both are piles of shit, Avengers is just a pile of shit somebody dumped glitter on to make more appealing
>1.jpg
Only one had James Spader and I would listen to that man recite awful meme copypasta for six hours.
>>81260698
AoU has Evans' sweet ass.
>>81260716
Transformers is actually more fun.
Who doesn't want to see robots beating the shit out of each other?
AOU is a great film besides...
> Wasting Strucker
> Too many quips
> Ultron not being menacing enough
>>81260780
>awful meme copypasta
The writing was that bad, huh?
>>81260698
In one you see the heroes fighting the robots,
in the other one you see robot explosions exploding explosions
>>81260698
TF comics are good.
>>81260716
It isn't. It's just dumb.
>>81260863
I'm guessing the last one is age of ultron
>>81260863
>the heroes quipping the robots
The Transformers movies fail because they're filled with a bunch of dumb "adult" comedy, god-awful protagonists with zero personality between them, hard shifts into gritty and dark action that don't fit and outright terrible action.
What annoys me most about the Bayformers action is how shapeless it is. There' almost never any real goal or stakes, it's just robots punching at other ad infimitum while the human military fires their big-dick supercannons into the fray with little rhyme or reason. There's barely any good use of the environment they're given and these movies have hopped all over the globe, we've gone from China to the Egyptian pyramids to New York and it's all the same choreography, the same shit and it's fucking boring.
I think the closest Bayformers ever got to good action was the big freeway fight in the first and the humans in the collapsing skyscraper in Dark of the Moon. Everyone sucks the dick of the forest fight in 2 but it's boring as shit too, it's the same "rolling-around-and-punching" crap the rest of the movie has except with more swords.
>I will take away your fiends, your idols, your wonders and marvels, avengers, the age of ultron has begun
One has shit dialogue
The one with magic hobos.
>>81260943
Forgot the "fixed."
>>81260863
I'm not seeing the difference here
>>81260698
Ultron's design is a lot sleeker. You can actually tell what's going on.
His acting is also a lot better.
>>81260944
So it's your average marvel movie
>>81261013
>not filtering the Samoan NEET
>>81260698
One is genuinely bad and the other is just not muh.
>>81260863
>One has robots fighting robots and explosions
>One has Humans quipping with robots and explosions
Seriously, explain the omelette joke
>>81261055
Which ones which?
>>81260993
>You can actually tell what's going on.
This is the biggest problem with Bayformer's designs. Their limbs & outlines are broken up because there's too much going on, and they end up just looking like giant heaps of scrap mental. It would actually be watchable if they were more well defined/ sleeker, and like humanoids while moving. We're lucky we got anything halfway decent since Spielberg originally advocated that they be giant silver humanoids who only talked in beeps.
>>81261068
There was an omelette joke? Tell me more!
>>81261013
People always respond with shit like that but never actually back it up.
AoU's action is nothing like Bayformers. The floating city setpiece has use of environment the Bay movies never have like combination air/ground fighting and saving people from falling off the edge, and there's an actual goal being attempted beyond fighting with saving the civilians.
It's hardly revelatory, but it's still more interesting then the Bayformers action. We're four movies in and he still hasn't figured out anything more interesting to do other then "all the robots punch each other a lot the end." no matter where it takes place or what the plot is.
This is the guy that ended Bad Boys 2 with a fucking Hummer car chase running over favelas which culminated in a Mexican stand-off in the middle of an active minefield. Where the fuck has THAT Michael Bay been?
>>81260698
>What's the difference?
Megatron's plans are better
>>81261148
OMELETTE DU FROTTAGE
>>81261068
>Seriously, explain the omelette joke
Tony and Ultron are so similar that they were going to make the same joke.
That joke being that you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
I don't understand how anyone could not understand this unless English wasn't their first lagnuage.
>>81261148
Thor: There's no need to break anything!!
Ultron: Clearly you've never made an omelette
Ironman: He beat me by 1 second!!
>>81261192
I wouldn't be surprised if this was for real.
>>81261198
BRAVO WHEDON X^DDD
>>81261186
>Quipping robots
Check
>Meaningless destruction
Check
>Quipping humans
Check
>Bad jokes
Check
>Deus ex devise
Check
>No continuity
Check
>>81261198
Did this actually happen?
>>81261148
>>81261198
It wasn't even a bad exchange on paper, but it's done while neither actor is in the room with the other and it's stitched together between ADR and post-production methods in a way that's supposed to make us think that multi-camera sitcoms have been funny in the last 20 years when they aren't/haven't been.
It's a superfluous amount of work for an exchange that should be throwaway but because of the dissonance it's played like a really awful 'zinger'.
>>81260716
"fun" and "edgy" need to go away
>>81261265
How do you qualify destruction as "meaningless"?
Also, both have continuity.
>>81261522
Transformers is the only one with continuity.
Marvel movies don't.
>>81260806
You don't seem to realize this, but pure action gets boring really fast if the audience has no investment in what's going on. If we don't care who wins, it stops being exciting and just becomes a chore to watch.
Same happens if action drags on for too long without any breaks in-between.
It doesn't help that in Bayformers movies you can barely tell what's going on due to the busy designs and shaky cinematography, so it's not even action - Just a bunch of flashing colors on screen.
>>81260780
I demand James Spader records himself reading the phonebook.
>>81261265
>dank quipping meme
Whatever.
>Meaningless destruction
Considering Ultron's plan I'm not really sure the ending qualifies as meaningless destruction.
>deus ex machina
What the fuck would even qualify? Vision?
>>81261603
>you can barely tell what's going on due to the busy designs and shaky cinematography
True, sadly. They should have gone for the Fall of Cybertron designs and don't waste so much time in the transforming scenes.
>>81261603
Thats always been bs to me after the first mo ie the shakey cam 0roblem went away and if u actualy pay attention the fight choreography is quite good
>>81261637
>Whatever.
Facts
>Considering Ultron's plan I'm not really sure the ending qualifies as meaningless destruction.
Ultron had a plan? Why nit use nukes?
>What the fuck would even qualify? Vision?
Magic water, vision, infinity gem,
>>81261802
>Ultron had a plan? Why nit use nukes?
The explicitly explain why in the movie.
>>81261802
>infinity gem
That's introduced in the very beginning of the movie.
>>81261802
>facts
And?
>Why not use nukes
He didn't want to?
>Magic water, vision, infinity gem,
I don't think you know what a Deus Ex Machina is. None of these resolved the main conflict out of nowhere with little to no explanation.
>>81261802
JARVIS was scrambling the nuke code they fucking tell you this you re-re.
>>81262047
Which is silly, because the nuke codes aren't even online in the first place.
>1.jpg shitposting
Nope
>>81262047
Really stupid idea
>>81260944
Watch it on mute. Its better
>>81260698
Ultron is actually a character with motivations and not just an effect.
>>81260698
Ultron yaks on and on and is kind of witty.
Age of Ultron is actually pretty good.
Its characters behave in ways that sane humans can relate to, generally speaking.
It also does not make me pray for lighting to strike Mark Wahlberg.
>>81260698
Age of Ultron actually stars the Avengers and doesn't feature them like the Transformers movie.
>>81264257
>Age of Ultron is actually pretty good.
>>81260698
>1.jpg
I guess your ass is still burning.
>>81262334
>>81264538
>>81260771
Is it a new maymay?
>>81264568
No, the 1.jpg poster is an assblasted DCuck that has been doing this for weeks.
Before BvS came out, doing threads like in that pic, after it came out, he just started randomly shitting on the MCU.
>>81260806
>Who doesn't want to see robots beating the shit out of each other?
Unfortunately, in Transformers you cannot actually SEE any of the fighting. Its just a mess of shaky cam, dirt constantly being thrown around, explosions and a mess of grey gears everywhere.
The action is completely indecipherable.
>>81264604
>he has a pic called "1"? He must be a DCuck.
Suck me.
>>81264654
Every single post he has made is easily recognizable because of the 1.jpg filename.
Every single one is the same, supporting DC, attacking Marvel.
>>81261645
But those are ugly as hell
>>81264654
It's actually true, look, here he is in /tv/
>>>/tv/67639180
>>81264674
>>81264721
>google 1.jpg
>about 618,000,000 results
Now that's a busy man.
>>81261309
Yes, that exchange actually did happen.
>>81264705
You are ugly as Hell.
>>81264997
No, he renames those.
It's quite a coincidence that every 1.jpg poster in /tv/ and /co/ is a post either sucking DCock or shitting on the MCU.
He's just an assblasted neckbeard, but I like that.
>>81260698
VIETNAM
>>81260891
>>81261334
You'd think people on a children's cartoon board would have a sense of humor. For all its storytelling flaws, AoU was funny, and so was GOTG.
>>81265025
>I like that
Then why are you mad?Not to say paranoid
>>81264568
>>81262334
Filename:930373672138
>It has a 1, so he must be a DC cuck
How does your shitty little algorithm work?
>>81265092
I'm not, he's now crawling and trying to salvage the situation.
>>81265072
>AoU was funny, and so was GOTG.
One movie barely had much going on and was way too long. The other had too much going on and didn't have enough time to fit it all in a satisfactory manner.
>>81265110
No, it's one specific DCfag who names all his pics 1.jpg.
>>81265110
Not very well. It's made of tinfoil.
>>81265198
No, he's one specific DCfag who always uses that filename who got his ass destroyed after BvS.
>>81265198
Hey, I have one called 1.jpg. How do you like it?
>>81260698
Butthurt, insecure DCniggers trying to distract people from their failure of a movie?
>>81265130
>someone disagrees with me
>it's bait
So sick of this meme.
>>81265159
Take your conspiracy back to /pol/. 1.jpg isn't a person, not even an urban legend.
Gtfo
>>81265259
Yep.
It's hilarious the butthurt you can see in Civil War threads.
>>81265259
>>81265261
Didn't they ban you for posting this, in this same thread?
>>81265322
>bans
>relevant
![[SIGH].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cjEQxfk.jpg "[SIGH].jpg")
>>81265198
>being this dense
>Transformers is a DC property
wut
>>81260810
jesus chirst you have to be kidding
>>81260716
If you're 12 or simply retarded
>>81265322
>implying I'm that guy
>imfuckingplying that this isn't a majority opinion.
>>81265338
>bans? I just evade them!
Edgy, kid.
>>81260716
>gian robots and a GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR punching the shit out of each other
>not fun
>>81265159
>>81265261
>>81265259
Yikes, you can't compare two franchises without some butthurt fan boy being a reactionary
>>81265389
Oh no, i'm going to be a good boy and wait the three days because I posted a pic of an actress in /tv/ without talking about every single one of their movies.
>edgy
Do you even know the meaning of that word?
>>81265388
>implying I'm that guy
You seem so. I mean, first you go paranoid about filenames and then start a company war? Over a franchise that has nothing to do with the Big Twobesides the 80s Marvel comics?
>>81264604
From now on I'll name all my OP images as 1.jpg just to see your reaction
>>81265322
>>81265261
>Laughingevans.jpg
He's a habitual neckbeard shitposter.
Just ignore him
>>81265401
The one doing so is also a butthurt fanboy.
>>81265433
>/tv/
I knew it.
>>81265440
Fuck yeah, do that. Especially if the pic is related to BvS making tons of money.
>>81265440
No, there's one specific assmad DCfag with all his pics using the same filename, not everyone who uses it is the same, of course.
But I just enjoy seeing him around here, trying to salvage BvS' failure.
>>81265460
>>81265440
>>81265451
>>81265496
Are all capeshitters this much of butthurt neckbeards?
>>81265436
Hey dumbass. Did you notice that our posts were one second apart?
I'm this guy. >>81265259
>>81265460
>BvS
>tons of money
It's projecting to be just under Iron Man 3.
Though it might save the DCEU if they kick Snyder out of this.
>>81265524
Sadly, yes.Especially Marvel ones, from my experience.
>>81265561
Oh no, both are the same level of pathetic, just for different reasons.
Capeshit is the cancer of this board, and every single one of it's followers.
100% of the movie threads are shitposting.
>>81260698
Ultron has a very defined shape.
And was a more consistent threat than Megs. Helps that he died, instead of carrying on being nothing, and then having a model talk him into becoming a threat again.
Only to get killed once more.
>>81260698
Everyone hates Bayformers.
Only a handful of neckbeards hate the MCU.
Plus in the MCU the superheroes are the actual protagonists, in Bayformers the Transformers themselves are just one half because the CGI is expensive.
Also, Megatron has died so many times that I could no longer care.
>>81265560
>Evans.jpg starting company wars
Surprise surprise
Back to /tv/
>>81260806
It would've been fun, had Bay shorten the runtime.
The movie has NOTHING outside of action scenes, and those run out of steam.
>>81265687
>evans.jpg
What?
>>81265680
>Only a handful of neckbeards hate the MCU.
>>81265440
Watch how bad this will trigger him
>>81265716
It's true.
Apart from a bunch of neckbeards on the internet, people either ignore the movies or just watch them to have a slightly entertaining evening.
None of these movies has done anything to make anyone angry, so obviously whoever it is must be autistic.
>>81265763
>None of these movies has done anything to make anyone angry
They're bad. People with taste don't like bad movies.
>>81265760
>Ben's hand as a halo
Did Snyder prepare this wonderful shot?
>>81265760
>PROMOTIONS
>>81265760
Eisenberg has the second most punchable face in existance.
>>81265843
Come on, he's just making a Michael Cera faceremember Michael Cera?
>>81265788
Why would any of them get angry though?
If those people had taste, they would know what to expect from capeshit, they would probably ignore them too.
But no, there are people legitimately angry about these movies, who expects them to flop and shitpost constantly about them.
>>81265887
Yes, third most punchable face.
>>81265895
>Why would any of them get angry though?
Because bad movies don't deserve to make money, duh.
>If those people had taste, they would know what to expect from capeshit
Nice that you finally admit you like shit movies.
>there are people legitimately angry about these movies, who expects them to flop and shitpost constantly about them.
And this makes you angry.
>>81265959
>Because bad movies don't deserve to make money, duh.
Why do people care?
>Nice that you finally admit you like shit movies.
No, I just enjoy them for what they are.
I'm not going to be one of those pretentious fucks who goes to see a Transformers movie and is dissapointed when the movie based on a cartoon that were basically 25 minute ads for toys doesn't have any kind of depth.
No, if you go to see one of these, you go to see Optimus Prime wreck the shit out of a fuckload of Decepticons and to see Megatron get butthurt. Unfortunately you also go to see 40 minutes of the life of some humans that no one cares about, but that's beside the point.
>And this makes you angry.
It makes me confused.
Why would you do this?
What kind of normal person would do this?
>>81266057
>bad movies make good money
>more bad movies are made
Even you should understand this!
>I just enjoy them for what they are.
Yes: shit.
>I'm not going to be one of those pretentious fucks who goes to see a Transformers movie and is dissapointed when the movie based on a cartoon that were basically 25 minute ads for toys doesn't have any kind of depth
So you liked Bayformers too, huh? Cheeky bastard, you could have said so.
>>81266057
>What kind of normal person would do this?
Said the 4chan user.
>>81261194
It's always been a horrible joke. Villain is close to cause a worldwide upheaval and/or destruction, and the closest analogy he can come up with is eggs?!
>>81266114
Blockbusters are always going to exist, and whoever thinks they won't is completely delusional
It's just this time, the blockbuster fad is capeshit.
And when the capeshit fad ends, another one will take over, just like cinema was ruled for over 30 years by western.
>Yes: shit.
Why?
What else did you expect from these movies based on comics meant for kids?
>So you liked Bayformers too, huh? Cheeky bastard, you could have said so.
They are okay, robots transforming into supercars, fun if you have time to kill.
Definatly not going to expect any of that, if I want an actual story with some kind of depth i'll watch movies that actually try that.
>>81266114
Is there something worse than when someone is excesively obtuse and ignores things on purpose when arguing, instead of directly adressing the point?
>>81266283
That was not nearly as bad as the baby ones.
>menacing speech about destruction and creation
>Humans make....little humans. What are they called?
>>81260698
Never cared about Transformers, but Age of Ultron, along with BvS, killed my faith in superhero movies.
>>81265440
Ooh, count me in!
>>81266442
But anon, 1.jpg Hunter says cape movies are supposed to be shit.
>>81266543
They are generally mediocre, that much is true, the problems I have with these is the fact that these movies are so focused on preparing future movies that they forget how to be a movie in itself.
They no longer focus on telling a story, they are just about preparing more and more sequels, entire scenes that are basically
>''HEY, YOU KNOW THIS THING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN SOME DAY?''
>actor looks at the camera and winks
>>81266605
>cape movies are made like cape books
Those bastards.
>>81266605
AOU still told a story and advanced its characters.
BvS did too, but with a more messy structure.
>>81266637
Thing is, in cape books they can take their time to tell a story apart from preparing future stories, they have entire runs for this.
In these movies you have 2 hours and there's this trend of wasting maybe a quarter of that in referencing sequels and the entire movie is full of hints at what some day will happen.
It's even worse when both cinematic universes have already blown their load and told us which movies are coming, and you can pretty much guess what will happen in the future.
>>81266661
Both Ultron and Doomsday felt inconsecuential, like they were just there because they needed a villain.
Hell, Age of Ultron itself feels like an excuse for the civil war.
>>81261637
Vision is a literal Deus Ex Machina which makes using him as a deus ex machina all the more painful.
>>81266661
>advanced its characters
>"We're both monsters"
>>81266742
>Both Ultron and Doomsday felt inconsecuential, like they were just there because they needed a villain.
Except Doomsday was just a thing made for a last boss battle.
Ultron as the thing driving the plot. Not sure how that is in any way inconsequential. The fact that his actions help in setting up civil war in fact makes them have MORE consequence not less.
>>81260698
AOU was a pointless movie. AOE was a blight.
Fuck those terrible Transformers movies.
>>81266742
>Hell, Age of Ultron itself feels like an excuse for the civil war.
Wouldn't that make him extremely consequential then?
AoU needed to happen anyway, to prove the Avengers weren't really a team yet if after something like this they're already fighting each other
>>81262069
Yeah, and there isn't a magical hammer that only, like, 4 people can lift.
The more you know.
