CinemaSins DESTROYS Batman Returns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h60gdEi-B70
It's really starting to look like Nolan's films were the only good Batman films.
>>81246311
I'm presuming CinemaSins is a reviewer?
Why would I care about a reviewers opinion when I've seen the bloody movie myself?
>>81246311
>CinemaSins DESTROYS Batman Returns:
Ok.
No one said it was a great movie anyways. What are they trying to prove?
>>81246376
Not even, its a channel that finds continuity errors while providing no actual criticism. 10 year olds like to use it when they try to prove to people that a certain movie that everyone likes is actually "bad"
>>81246376
Yes, it's a reviewer but it does so in a unique way. Basically the guy rapid fires criticisms of the film (called "sins"), which can be anything from plot continuity errors, cliches, or just something silly. It's mostly done for laughs and not serious, but it will give you a different perspective on some films.
>>81246417
If you want to say a movie everyone likes is bad, then why not actually list reasons?
I mean, people loves shit anyway, so it wouldn't be hard.
Frozen was hugely popular despite having terrible songs that broke the flow of the movie and a nonsensical plot
>>81246377
Is Nolan the only director to make good Batman movies?
>>81246524
Except they aren't reviewers and have a always rejected the notion that they are.
>>81246377
You've clearly never been to /tv/
>>81246524
>but it will give you a different perspective on some films.
That's a pretty bold claim
>>81246722
I understand they don't want to give the visage that they should be taken too seriously but they are reviewers even if it's not all that serious.
>they DESTROY a movie from 2 decades ago
Wow, that's some hard hitting timely shit right there, can't wait for them to TOTALLY EVISCERATE Hudson Hawk or something equally relevant.
>>81246783
If really you watch films autistically, maybe not.
>>81246524
So hes just repeating what i could read on IMDB or TV Tropes?
>>81246377
>>81246417
>Not even, its a channel that finds continuity errors while providing no actual criticism.
Because it's not an actual review channel. It's all done for fun.
>>81246850
Please rephrase
>>81246311
Any movie can be destroyed with a 16 minute nitpick.
>>81246938
If you already watch films autistically, maybe not.
CinemaSins can be fun to watch sometimes but it's not in any way indicative of a movie's quality.
>>81246684
The first 80's Batman film was great, thematically and stylistically.
So no, Nolan is not the only one to have made a great Batman film.
He's just the first one in a long time to make anything good since then.
>>81246921
>It's all done for fun.
Anon, a channel where a guy plays piano all the time for fun is still a music channel
>>81246311
Couldn't care less, still my second favourite Batman movie.
>>81246813
>>81246947
It's done for laughs. These "reviews" - if you want to call them that - aren't meant to be serious.
>>81246311
most of this comes across as either being dumb, excessively nitpicky, or missing the point
Batman Returns is campy, but it is very self-aware of that fact. You can't win point against it by calling it out for what it's already aware its doing
Batman> Dark Knight> Return> Rises> Begin> Adam West> Forever> Batman and Robin
>>81246376
It's basically nitpicking the youtube series.
>>81247143
>hating on the comedic masterpiece Batman and Robin
>>81246994
I mean, it's just a few guys screwing around. There's no reason for /co/ to get butthurt over a joke about a movie.
CinemaSins is 70% jokes, 30% legit critique, how dont people know this by now?
>>81246311
I blame MST3K for have wroughted a generation of faggots that think they're woke because they nitpick a background set in a film for 20 minutes.
>>81247141
>it knows it shit so it can't be shit!
Shilling this shit on /co/ and /tv/ and who knows where else
STOP
>>81247220
/co/ gets assblasted about everything
>>81247256
>woke
Wow, get the fuck out.
>>81247256
The worst is when they actually try to make their own movies.
>>81247274
>make stupid claim about them DESTROYING Batman Returns
>point out that it's just nitpicks
>IT'S JUST A JOKE MAN!
Fuck off.
>>81247327
Why would a Youtuber with literally 5 million subs need to shill here?
>>81247360
You're talking about Channel Awesome and AVGN right? Here's a fun drinking game: every time they do something in their movies they would have criticized in their reviews take a drink
>>81247353
no??
Wow, I'm actually really saddened by this. I loved this movie as a kid, but I can't defend all these sins. This really is a worse movie than I remember. Still, Michelle Pfeiffer gave it her all as Catwoman and it shows. The Penguin is also mesmerizingly horrid, so I think those two alone still carry the movie for me, but god damn. I guess nostalgia goggles
>>81247462
Anon if I had a death wish I'd just go run in traffic.
>>81246311
>Check the CinemaSins from the 1989 Batman
>Talking shit about Burton's Gotham
>Complaining about a bunch of stuff obviously added in a campy way since Burton (at least at that time) loved campy stuff.
I think I'll pass.
>>81247143
Return> Dark Knight> West> Batman> Begin> Forever> Rises
>>81246311
>This movie is the Moses story, except Moses grows up to be the Pharoh
Wut
>17 minutes
Into the trash it goes.
Remember when his videos were concise and not nitpicky?
>Taking cinemasins seriously
Or
>Thinking other people take cinemasins seriously
Bunch of retards
>>81247826
youtube changed their payout formula. video length matters more than number of views
>>81247826
>>81247912
The longer vids are better you ADHD faggots. (I actually have ADHD and it's one of the only videos longer than 3 minutes I can actually watch all the way through)
>>81246524
It's clear that most of them are for laughs, but the guy's just not funny. Maybe his other videos don't suck?who the fuck cares?
ITT: people mad about CinemaSins and people mad at people disliking CinemaSins
>>81248281
ITT: people
none of these are valid criticisms so whats the point of this thread
>>81246684
the Nolan films are overrated
Leslie H. Martinson is the best
>>81246311
>Some chuckle fucks think Batman Returns is a bad movie
So?
>lel, remember this movie from your childhood? well, it was really dumb, amirite XD And probably racist and sexist too :3
>we're so nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor LMAO
>>81246311
what do you mean? It is the best catwoman nonnude porn movie out there.
>>81251730
>shitty feline jesus origin
no
Why do people in the first few posts of this thread keep saying, "they," instead of, "he?"
>>81246311
Reminder that Cinemasins is not meant to be taken seriously.
>>81246813
They do old and recent movies both. Lots of cartoons too.
And don't you talk shit about Hudson Hawk.
>>81247462
Might aswell just take your vodka in IV.
>>81251931
Because people assume more than one person works on a youtube channel, which is usually, and in this case, correct.
>>81246311
>CinemaSins
Literal autism.
>>81246417
90% of the things aren't even errors. Just the critic making snide quips.
>CinemaSins mocks a Marvel movie
>LOFUCKINGL, ARE YOU MAD, C-U-C-K-S? BASED, KILL YOURSELVES NOW
>CinemaSins mocks a DC movie
>AUTISTIC FUCKS, THIS SHIT IS SO DUMB, WHAT STUPID FAGGOTS NITPICKING
>>81252508
I think CinemaSins is autistic regardless of what they do.
>>81252533
I think you might be autistic if you can't take some good-natured nitpicking without going full ad hominem.
>>81252533
>>81252421
Autism is
>a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior
Autism is not
>shit I don't like but can't criticize like an adult because I either have 0 creativity or I'm literally a retarded faggot
>>81252566
>good-natured
It's some aspie making snide comments to get views from normies and redditers.
>>81252586
>Autism is
Your post.
>>81252591
Well you sure proved me wrong there bucko.
>watching that garbage channel
>actively giving credit to anything those bottom feeding troglodytes have to say about anything
This is worse than whining about feminism!
>>81252611
Hi Jeremy, you self-hating white faggot.
>>81246311
>All this damage control for dawn of shit
Batman Returns really is kino, in the sense that it is a visual experience. The cinematography is absolutely spotless.
>>81252630
That's racist.
>>81248524
To bring Youtube comments outside Youtube, I guess.
>>81252606
You are literally a child
>>81252704
If I was, I'd be the target audience for Cinemasins.
>>81246977
Isn't that kinda the point of CinemaSins? They show you that any movie can be bad if you only go by nitpicky reasons.
>>81252760
Quiet anon, you may trigger kids like >>81252745
Just pretend you hate it so he doesn't spit up all over his keyboard and the thread dies
>>81252781
>If you don't like "le funny movie youtube nitpick man" you are a child
>>81252820
I think he meant it more like "if you throw hissy-fits about some irrelevant youtuber being talked about by other people, you are a child"
>>81252760
I don't think that level of self-awareness is part of their act.
His fanbase are absolute retards that take these joke nitpicks as facts and claim they're le worst movie of all time just because they're on his channel
>>81252875
https://youtu.be/qvkZ8sCd5EI
>>81246311
CinemaSins destroys everything. That's their entire shtick: shit on sometimes genuinely good movies for 15-20 minutes by being as nitpicky as humanly possible
>>81252941
I wish they niptick The Godfather, Apocalypse Now or something like that
>>81246916
Why would you EVER read IMDB or TV Tropes?
>>81247109THEN WHY AREN'T I LAUGHING
>>81253159
Some people prefer to get angry. It's all good.
i never held up returns as a great movie but I love the visuals and score
>>81246311
>taking cinema sins seriously
It's 50% nitpicks and 50% snark. It's not supposed to be taken as an actual review.
>>81252981
This.
Why go for the easy nerd-bait movies that have already been nitpicked and parodied to death (besides looking for easy views, of course)?
>>81246684
That implies the Nolan films are good.
>>81253618
They did do District 9. Had 28 sins (tropes, plot holes, continuity errors, cliches) iirc, their lowest ever.
>>81249084
>luckly everyone made it out okay
>yes everyone except the shark
>A shame
I cant handle the camp
>>81247190
Batman Forever was a much better comedy movie though
jim carry carried that shit
>>81246376
CinemaSins is like the RLM Star Wars reviews except without the actual criticism to back up the nitpicking and much less clever nitpicking.
>>81246311
>nobody remembers that Tim Burton's movies are meant to be silly and cartoony.
Still best Batman movie in my book.
>>81246311
>DESTROYS
Sorry, by internet standard it should at least have one instance of anal rape.
>>81246311
You're fucking stupid. Both Burton movies were good. There was only one good Nolan movie.
Youtuber threads should be banned on sight.
>>81257483
>silly and cartoony
I went in expecting silly and cartoony and was really disappointed. everything was too dry and grounded
>>81257483
I enjoy it a lot, but I think I prefer Batman 1989 more,
>>81246311
You don't really think you'llsindo you?
>>81246311
Has anyone else noticed a huge decline in these sin videos? They sin for the dumbest most unrelated shit, give ridiculous amounts of sins for some things and skip over plot holes and other things which could be considered sins all the time. It's like they don't watch the movies anymore.
>>81246376
>I'm presuming CinemaSins is a reviewer?
No, they're primarily a comedy channel that nitpick films. You're not really supposed to take it all that seriously, especially when the creators aren't serious about them and have "sinned" on movies they thought were really good. Some people take them to heart because they're not very smart.
>CinemaShits can't appreciate the definition of capekino
>>81259280
yes yes I have. but i expect nothing less from youtubers like them. they get sloppy real fast and repeat there jokes often. it's what those 12yo girls like, dumb down easy jokes. like poop jokes and farting gags.
>>81247500
You don't have to defend it to enjoy it. You can simply enjoy things other people dislike. A nostalgia is a perfectly valid reason to be fond of anything, even a movie.
