>Grant Ward's Holocaust continues Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 14: "Watchdogs" [Mar 29th]
>When a radical group called The Watchdogs emerges with plans to eliminate the Inhumans, Agent Mack and his brother become caught in the crossfire. Meanwhile, Simmons discovers a powerful chemical compound that could alter the future for Inhumans
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
>>81240942
I need to remember to mess with this later. A little finesse with the perspective and size, it'll be perfect.
Has everyone already watched the MCU Supercut video?
Bring back Hunter. I need a British man on the show.
>>81242257
I have my jar of honey and I put out a towel, I'm ready for tonight's episode
>tfw missed livewatch thread for ENEMY STAND episode
First for booty.
Wasn't the Watchdogs a Red Skull pet project to screw with Steve and Friends?
Sad Mack makes me sad!
IT'S TIME
based smash
Mac gonna die.
>gang war in Hell's Kitchen
>le goofy mask
Is Mack's bro gonna be inhuman?
WTF? Dark matter weaponry?
This has to be HYDRA right?
Cross Orange gel returns!! Thank you Antman for letting them get away with it
>>81243548
wasn't that the thing from season 1 of Agent Carter?
>>81243548
It's that wacky explosion juice from Agent Carter S1 I think
>>81243515
It's a shame they're getting rid of the Season 2 additions, they're all good.
>>81243543
Nah, probably a Watchdog.
> Watchdogs
I never asked for this.
wait.. wrong game.. Eh. Not that Watchdogs was memorable.
It's that the sucky cruchy bomb from the first season of Agent Carter?
>>81243580
called it
Phil with the casual clothes
WE SMOKE MONSTER NOW
I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF ALL THESE CALLBACKS
TOO MUCH LORE
WHO?
WHO LET THE WATCHDOGS OUT?
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>81243725
Item 47
>>81243715
First Flash and now SHIELD.
SHIT.
It's John Locke!
>>81243725
High-ranking SHIELD agent from season 1.
Bosch! How could you?
>>81243240
I cant fucking get over this booty
What is her ethnicity?
>THIS IS WHERE I MET ONE OF THE FIVE GUYS THAT MIGHT BE YOUR GRANDPA. MAN WAS I STONED OUT OF MY MIND...
>>81243725
Guy from back in Season 1.
>>81243829
Chinese and white
>>81243829
Asian white
>>81243829
>What is her ethnicity?
Eurasian. Chinese dad, white mom.
>Simmons of Murder.
>>81243829
Half white, half Chinese as far as I know.
>>81243829
asian
Simmons of Murder returns
>>81243528
I know that feel.
Then again, I made this for the premiere of the movie before Warners was selling those masks in stores.
>>81243805
Also Sitwell's boss in Item 47.
>>81243887
>Eurasian. Chinese dad, white mom.
So...basically White.
I am ready for reverend NOT Stryker
>>81243940
Her real name is Chloe Wang. Wonder why she changed it?
>>81243940
That's not how it works anon.
Man, Quake has come a long way. From far-left SJW hacktivist to "fuckem, torture the terrorist fuckers"
These two don't even look remotely related.
>>81244054
Yeah she became best waifu real fast
> From anonymous talk online to domestic terrorism.
Game on, S.H.I.E.L.D.
also, obviously his brother is working with them
>>81244045
Sure it is. White people are originally from Central Asia. Go far enough back you'll find some ancient Chinese mixing.
i hate brother dude already
>it's a Civil War tie in episode
>>81244076
Maybe he's adopted.
>>81243977
Couldn't get work with it.
>>81244054
When you have a list of names you fucking pursue the leads you have.
Fuck Mack and his conflict of interest.
>>81243977
Also that Hollywood is racist as fuck and doesn't cast Asians in roles.
>>81244054
She's still an activist, but her activism is focused on the Inhumans now. She's her mother's daughter.
>>81244120
Well we do have about a month left
NUCLEAR
>>81243977
one to many wang jokes from guys hitting on her
>>81244054
Entirely fair, she's still full leftist. Watchdogs are literally RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS, they don't get civil liberties.
>>81244045
i love mayli so much shes such a dirty little whore.
>>81244205
Bingo!
>>81244205
>I see you have a wang at the end of your name
>I've got another wang for another end of your's
Daisy "Gas the Humans" Johnson
> Take our country back.
Time to deport all the mu.. er.. Inhumans into a black hole.
Holy shit. It's literally a wankfest about intimidating Trump Supporters, and how evil they are.
Coulson with the trash-talking.
Daisy's hot when she's threatening people
Grey morality means making everyone an asshole.
This is crazy out of character for Daisy. I know she's been muh inhuman pride lately but this is ridiculous.
>>81244316
Daisy "Shake and Break your Heart" Johnson
>>81244253
>your last name's Wang huh?
>so you have some asian in you want some more?
>>81244224
I imagine she's the type of girl who makes her dad's rich friends very happy men.
>>81244331
I mean, Daisy was the one coming off as evil in that scene.
>>81244335
She's hot most of the time
>>81244331
The head guy at Marvel is pro-Trump though. So we have that.
>>81244331
Are you even watching this show? Or did you just see the previews?
>>81244197
Holy shit.. I feel like the last time I checked the movie was a year away. I'm pretty hyped.
>>81243515
Scratch that. He's gonna have tojailhis brother.
Watchdogs and Blake are Hydra pawns right?
Mac doesn't want to violate civil liberties, which I can respect. I hold that kind of thing very close to heart.
However, he's a spy... so his defiance falls a little flat.
>>81244334
Stand-in JT needs to be bitched out. Shocker.
>Ruthless Sky intimidating her targets
God this is awesome.
Also, Punished Simmons is the best Simmons we've seen yet, on par with Hydra Simmons
>>81244336
Inhuman and Proud!
Daisy should hang out with JLaw Mystique.
>>81244397
Who? Citations please?
>>81244397
Quesadildo backs Trump? How many more reasons to be hated can someone get.
>>81244336
She's always been proportionately an extremist
when she had no powers she was a hacker and a borderline cyber terrorist
>>81244403
Watchdogs might just be their own little thing. They've been seeding dissent from the general public for a little while for Civil War. You can see it in AoU, Daredevil and Jessica Jones, and throughout this season.
Although It honestly wouldn't surprise me if they are HYDRA, and in fact, some of the people trying to push the Registration are HYDRA too and that's our "crossover"; Tony is unaware some of the higher ups of our government are HYDRA
>>81244420
>However, he's a spy... so his defiance falls a little flat.
He's an engineer.
>>81244331
I love it
Is Daisy going to go full villain later on? She's been more and more hostile to humans, I could see her going full Magneto mentality later on
>>81244463
Perlmutter, not Quesadilla
>>81244377
We need a good reason to break off the Secret Warriors from Coulson.
#TeamCoulson or #TeamQuake
He's Paragon and Sky's Renegade, I like the contrast. Hope we'll see stuff like this in Civil War.
>>81244463
no Permutter or whatever the guy above Queso he donated to some Trump thing and SJW's went ballistic
>>81244377
>evil
That's not how you spell 'sexy'.
>>81244462
Ike Perlmutter, the CEO of Marvel and World's Biggest Jew, donated 2 million dollars to Trump's campaign.
>>81244377
You're implying Tumblrites won't schlick themselves to sleep over their dreams of doing that to someone who wants to MAGA.
>>81244420
except he works for an agency that literally shits on civil liberties
>>81244475
Has Zemo been confirmed HYDRA? Because I'm assuming he's doing his own thing.
>>81244524
>Isaac (Permutter) has also donated to Donald Trump's presidential campaign's donation for wounded veterans.
Not quite the same thing.
>Blake's voice
they didn't see Blake himself, it's a ruse
>>81244524
Well, Ike is a huge fucking asshole.
Also why this show and the movie are kept separate. He is having a pissing match with another exsec at Marvel Studios / Marvel / Disney.
>>81244583
Everyone is Hydra.
>>81244604
most people are huge fucking assholes
I kinda wish AIM would get involved at some point.
oh god I just realized
Blake had spinal injuries, he is stuck in a bed in his basement, that's an LMD
>>81244604
>Well, Ike is a huge fucking asshole.
Have they never fucking heard of teleconfrencing or speaker phones?!
OH SHIT
>Daisy got Fitz killed
>>81244659
The Cinema verse wants to pretend AIM doesn't exist after Iron Man 3
Fitz seems pretty cool with impending unstoppable death.
Came in late. Why has Fitz been attacked by a Nickelodeon splat on his neck?
>>81244659
AIM are done and dusted, as of Iron Man III.
That's right, do the stupid thing.
Always go full stupid.
God I miss Grant Ward already. It hasn't been the same since he died.
And Fitz is dead.
Again.
>>81244563
Hence the second half of my post
>>81244601
LMD time
>>81244730
How many times has he almost died now?
Shit gets old after a while
>>81244730
After all of the shit that has happened to him he probably just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
fitz gonna get blown and not by simmons
>>81244496
>>81244498
Probably in the finale Skye is going to take all the powered people and leave SHIELD and form full on Secret Warriors or "New Avengers"
>>81244721
Probably so they can have a big surprise when they come back, like they did with HYDRA. Meanwhile AoS suffers.
>>81244733
Because Nickelodeon is dead. And so is Fitz.
>>81244769
He should be up for a Daniel Jackson award at this point.
>>81244670
I'd love some Rogue LMDs.
>>81244733
Its the implosion chemical from the first season of Carter.
>>81244733
AoS made paintball guns scary
PREVIOUSLY, ON XCOM
>>81244733
>Why has Fitz been attacked by a Nickelodeon splat on his neck?
Secret crossover promotion. It's Double Dare night
If a person imploded like that would they be crushed hard enough to turn into a diamond?
If Fitz dies, it's Daisy's fault
Kinda like how Dale's death was Carol's fault
>>81244821
That's...really really bad news.
>>81244844
no would be more like a popped balloon
>Daisy will never torture your cock with her powers and feet
Why even live
Can someone remind me who this bloke is? I don't remember him.
>>81244899
>feet
>>81244899
chloe has ugly feet anon
>>81244899
your thinking to small, once she masters her powers she can use them to pinpoint stimulate your prostate
>>81244899
>feet
>Callbacks and Tie-ins: The Episode
Surprisingly loving it.
FINALLY
SOMEONE CALLED COULSON OUT ON HIS HATE
it's a test you rube
>>81244899
Chloe just wishes she had Daisy's powers to get out of traffic jams.
IT WAS A TEST
AND YOU FAILED
Daisy and Fitz are the best duo.
I want Coulson to become the old Nick Fury.
We Jack Bauer nao.
>Who are you?
Shit son.
They think Mac is Inhuman. Oh man.
Watchdogs am dumb.
The old premeditated murder maneuver. Classic.
>>81245150
Black, Inhuman, it's all the same to their sort.
>>81244786
Nah, they'll go with Secret Warriors. They've been hyping it up.
>>81245188
>hey are bikes crosses?
>FUCK IF I KNOW, WE GOT OURSELVES A NIGGER HUNT! BURN IT ALL!
>>81244904
High-ranking SHIELD Agent from Season 1 and Item 47.
>>81245188
>Black, Inhuman
DEAD MAN WALKING
>>81245232
Let's see how many people end up complaining about that scene being actually racist.
>>81245188
They should set up a lower case t in their yard to send a message.
>>81245271
The imagery is probably intentional.
>that's suppose to be dark
>>81245316
>Also makes it harder for them to see us.>>81245345
>>81245345
they're sucking it in
WE DEAD RISING NOW
oh shit, brutal as fuck Mack
>SHUTGUN/AXE COMBO
The callbacks just won't stop tonight.
>>81245345
TV dark. Always light enough to see in.
>Shotgun Axe
AHHH YEAH.
based shotgun ax
SHOTGUN AXE
SHOTGUN AXE!!!!!
SHOTGUN AXE
Shotgun Axe
shotgun axe
>>81245425
We RWBY now.
>Damage Control
Shotgun-Axe!
shotgun axe
>>81245478
Ah, oh shit.
>His real name is Alfie
Oh lawd.
Was that a Damage Control shout-out?
This was a nice comfy episode, and I'm kind of glad Hydra wasn't involved for a change
>>81245506
Alphonso, I thought.
>>81245513
yes
>>81245513
Closed Captioning specified it as a proper name with capital letters so it was "Damage Control"
"Alfie... thank you"
>>81245478
Damage Control confirmed.
just in time for Civil War...
>>81245554
Damage Control has been referenced before.
>>81245570
whuuuuut?
i missed it
>>81245570
I dunno if it's specifically mentioned in the show, but we heard they were gonna have a Damage Control show.
HYDRA AGAIN
>>81245525
damit
>Dat HIVE
H-HERE WE GO
>>81245639
CUT OFF ONE HEAD
AL HAIL SQUID WARD
We Neo Ward now
Based Ward for next week
>>81245677
Never doubt HYDRA's ability to be involved in absolutely everything, everywhere, always.
>HiveWard is finally showing his face.
How many Wards must they endeavor?
>>81245714
for what purpose lol
>>81245597
Watch Iron Man. A line in the news Damage Control is fixing the damage of the fight.
"Ward" vs Thanos
who wins?
>>81245812
Thanos, but only because there isn't a Cosmic Ward yet.
What was the Damage Control reference?
>>81245597
Damage Control has been referenced in the MCU as far back as the first Iron Man movie. Their name pops up in the news scroll when they show footage of the Iron Monger. They have been called out a few times since.
>>81245624
>but we heard they were gonna have a Damage Control show.
We are, in the script stage.
>>81243580
>>81245812
Ward. He is the Dio Brando of the MCU after all
>>81245879
"Damage Control will fix the house." Daisy says it as she rolls through what happens next to Mini Mac
>>81245812
Adam Wardlock
>Mac gets shot by a pistol and not a Mac
Disappointing
>>81245570
>>81245597
>>81245624
>>81245806
>>81245884
look at the TV
More ward plz
>the villain is basically /pol/
Yes it goddamn was her fault May you stupid cunt.
![ward_religion[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Z0S8eQN.png "ward_religion[1].png")
>>81240942
>tfw my OC is getting a lot of traction
HAIL SQUIDWARD
>>81250452
What happens when all the Wards but 1 finally die?
![brettdalton[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/57QdG90.png "brettdalton[1].png")
>>81250537
>implying that Wards die
Cut off one Ward, two more shall takes its place.
>>81250666
But Wards do die, and their power is spread out between the remaining Wards.
>>81247716
Well spotted, but that's more an easter egg than a genuine reference. Like the Infinity Gauntlet being in Odin's vaults, except it actually makes sense and doesn't need to be retconned.
>>81251208
>more an easter egg than a genuine reference
What's the difference?
>>81251208
The gauntlet doesn't need to be retconned dummy
You think they can't make another gold gauntlet?
>>81251297
The point is that it's almost certainly not Thanos's gauntlet and definitely not a gauntlet that once held all of the Infinity Stones.
>the dialog in this episode.
Jesus this is corny. Makes it sound like an after school special, like Little Johnny joins the KKK, or some shit.
>>81251331
What part of that needs to be retconned? Did they imply it was?
>>81251348
Not directly, but the point of putting it in was so that the fans would recognize it as the Infinity Gauntlet.
>>81251394
Maybe Odin just likes keeping a gauntlet around in case he finds a gem
>>81244331
do you realize these things are filmed months in advance and written even further in advance?
>>81240942
>Hate's great!
>>81244524
Why would Donald Trump need donations? He's a billionaire.
>>81250452
please update with Neo Ward
>>81250714
Like Jet Li's The One!
![brett_handlebars[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2UvSL36.png "brett_handlebars[1].png")
Not much punning around (or general cast livetweeting at all tonight)
Daredevil reference in the little headline scrollbar.
That and the nitramine from Agent Carter. Cool.
>>81240942
>tweaked for fun version
Pretty solid episode, considering no Ward again. They should bring these Watchdog guys back again.
>>81253406
>Gang War Rages in Hell's Kitchen, oh yeah, that must be the Punisher. Pretty cool IMO. Maybe the movies won't use stuff from the shows, but they can cooperate with each other.
>>81253783
Didn't mean to greentext the whole thing there.
>>81253783
There was a lot of shared universe stuff in this episode. Really nice.
>>81253783
to be fair Cap 2 used a handful of stuff from shield but its more of a logistical issue considering the different timings between movies/tv
even if its just small stuff, i like these things as a reminder its technically all one universe
>>81253515
Imagine how much better Mass Effect would have been if Shepard was modelled on and voiced by Ward
>>81253757
Yeah, most Ward-less episodes tend to suck. See that Ward drought during the second half of Season 2, and those episodes were not that stellar.
>>81253935
>Cap 2 used a handful of stuff from shield
I don't remember anything specific.
>>81254228
a few things off the top of my head:
>shield building names
>shield security levels
>agent sitwell
maybe some of these were technically shared but i felt like they showed up in the TV show way before the movie
>>81255364
>>agent sitwell
He was in the Avengers before Agents of SHIELD was even a thing. And he also was in the one-shot with Coulson
>>81255364
>>81255407
If I remember correctly, his first appearance was in Thor, though The Consultant may have come out first. That was definitely his first movie appearance though.
>>81240942
>Bare feet in shoes, toe cleavage
>Hand one inch away from vajayjay
Seriously, what?
>>81253980
I'm Commander Ward, and this is my favorite Ward on the citadel.
>>81256262
After Squidward inevitably dies this season or the next, whoever replaces him already has his name chosen by the prophecy, right?
He's gonna be calledAfterward
>>81256308
I'm lookingforwardto it
So this episode was a bit weak/slow on events. Next one seems to have a bunch of shit happening though.
Are they seriously about to go and have space adventures?
>>81244420
>However, he's a spy... so his defiance falls a little flat.
Spy have to work within a set of rules, though. you can be for civil rights and still be a spy (though it will often result in conflict of interest. Edward Snowden is a good example of that)
What make Mack's argument fell flat is that he work for an illegal Spy Agency.
that being set, it's more often a matter of of relative than absolute. Mack might be okay with looking at people's private life, but not rely on violence and cruel and unusual treatment.
It's all about the line you set not to cross.
