Ain't seen any other homestuck threads yet, made one.
>>81236902
Use the search button, nigger.
Also yes, a bit disappointed by the characters having no human and normal reactions to the events surrounding them at all, except for Roxy
>whatever she is, cake mogul, or alien empress, or queen of derse, or sexy sea lady with too much hair...
Johndesce confirmed
HIJACKING THIS THREAD
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>81236902
It fucked up my bingo
can we officially ban dave's sexuality arguments
>>81238437
yes please they're always really stupid
>>81236902
>dissappointed John didn't freak out
Potentially there's still a chance of that. I don't think he knows alt-Dad is there.
>>81238409
Ace Dick was always the best detective.
>Inb4 Pickle Inspector fags
>>81238434
I mean, you got Davekat, Single Jade, and It Sucks at least
>>81238372
Nice.
NICE.
>>81238464
you're always really stupid
>Bro was the fucking reason why Dave is even more fucked up
Holy shit, now I have got even more reasons to hate Davekat.
Oh, and Karkat rambling about fucking Dave instead of talking about all of his friends.
>>81238434
at least it wasnt in a corner, youve only fucked up 2 lines
>>81237104
>search homestuck
>search dave
>search karkat
>search davekat
>0 results
What was OP supposed to search for?
>>81238523
>I HOPE DAVE IS ALRIGHT
>NOT KANAYA, MY CLOSEST FRIEND AND NEAR-SISTER WHO I JUST HAD A HEARTFELT CONVERSATION WITH AND IS NOT IMMORTAL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, WHO CARES ABOUT HER.
What did she mean by this?
WHY DID SHE FUCKING RUIN HOMESTUCK
>>81238531
Yeah but one of those lines was a line with the free space
>roxy robs bro's sword from his grave
>no one gives a shit
>>81238549
It got pruned.
>I HOPE HE'S OK.
>>81238558
TH4NKS DOC
>>81238549
there was a homestuck thread until like 1 minute ago
>>81238576
if you gave kira glasses he'd look just like dave.
>for one brief shining moment, there was the chance that Homestuck might be decent and end on a good note
>this update crushed any chance of that
>>81238554
>NOT JOHN OR MY PATRON HUMAN JADE OR SEEING TEREZI AS A REGULAR FRIEND AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THE SPIDERWHORE
>JUST DAVE
>KARKAT: JESUS CHRIST
Karkat confirmed for good Christian boy
>>81238554
He may not remember, but she did just bludgeon him unconscious.
>>81238615
Oh anon, did you not miss the fact where all of those friendships and any of Karkat's pre-retcon development won't apply to him?
The Karkat and Dave you know and like are literally dead, and will not be relevant.
>>81238576
>mfw every dialogue from either of them until the end of the fucking comic is going to be about the other, even though this shit JUST became a thing in the last meetup
>>81238610Dave Bowie.
>>81238668
FUCK I'M STILL MAD
How is clown going to escape the fridge?
>inb4 we get a "fridgebreak" segment
Archival reader here.
Kind of confused about what happened after John and Roxy zapped away from that white void. I've noticed that Dave and Karkat have been weirdly absent from the comic, and there's a bunch of new minority characters? Is there some intermission I missed?
>>81236902
I was expecting the freak out not to happen desu.
>>81238715
magnets
>>81238731
>Minority characters
what
>even fucking vriskafags are mad, because they know that (vriska) is the good one and alpha vriska is the dumb asshole character who should die and not get a proper character development
>EVERYONE IS FUCKING MAD
>>81238755
He's making a joke.
Reminder to request mods for a sticky with sound on 4/13
>>81238764
>(vriska)
>not beyond-hitler-tier monster
I was the one who said I would buy Homestuck shit if the ending was good
Looks like I'm keeping my money
>>81238715
I'm expecting a convenient return of MiRaClEs/ShEnAnIgAnS.
>>81238801
The mods hate us for our autism
>>81238715
A floating skateboard from beyond the furthest ring, and could never have been predicted or forseen in any way, will descend and shatter the locks.
>>81238801
Watch there be a massive drop of like 30 homestuck threads the second the final update hits.
>>81238844
They hate tripfags and that one freedomposter, not the leftlovers
>>81238715
rage and blood and mirth
>>81238892
the heir of unreal has returned
convenient that this thread was made mistakenly before the other one got pruned
>>81238914
>implying there's only one freedomposter
>There are people right now surprised that homestuck got ruined by its retarded fanbase
Who didn't see that coming?
>>81238801
I don't think I want to post with a looping Insane Clown Posse track for an entire day Tbh.
>>81238914
>mods haven't deleted a single bowmanpost.
truly a blessing
>>81238963
FUCKIN MAGNETS
HOW DO THEY WORK
>>81238951
archived friend. it was archived.
>>81238498
proud motherly admirationand then brutal violation
>>81238963
>2016
>not being down with the clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCTqx5Xif6k
step it up senpai
>>81238962
Hussie's supposed to keep the retardation in check.
>>81238985
>Statey
>both the end of act 6 and all of act seven are on Wednesdays
>I have classes those days
>will miss the updates and have to try and relive them through the archives
dammit
>>81238979
I wouldn't mind, but on the other hand,IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN BLASPHEMY
>>81239016
do people still not know how vriskas quirk works
she uses 8 in place of random vowels when she gets upset
>>81238892
>>81238927
I really hope a stray Unreal Air has a role in defeating the final boss.
>>81238568
That fucker shoved Dave fucking puppet dicks in his anus. Why should he get any respect?
>>81239029
>live in the UK so upd8s are in the evenings
get fucked americans
>>81238902
that nep is fucking adorable, is there any more?
>>81238731
I assume you mean "minor" and autocorrect screwed up your post.
What page are you at?
>>81239096
this tbqh.
Shame I live in the tiniest corner of the UK and have no friends to talk to about it
>>81239102
he means "gay", it was a joke
>>81239102
h e s m a k i n g a j o k e
>>81239081
nice headcanon!
>>81239141
What corner
>>81239160
I've bought his shit before.
>>81238715
>Implying we'll be seeing Gamzee again.
>>81239151
>headcanon
>when it's canon that he abused him
>when it's canon that Dave was shoved puppet dicks in his face
>>81239175
same, got a doom shirt as part of a knight of doom cosplay
>>81239174
east kent. I'm first on the chopping block for when the islamic state invades. a shame.
>>81239187
>implying the most important character in homestuck isn't returning
Howdy
>>81239189
>headcanon
>when a different thing is canon
yeah actually
>>81239239
fuck off
Why didn't you listen?
>>81239239
>more Fucking trips
I swear to god ifroastedshows up, it's on you
>>81239050
that's not true at all we both know it
>>81239187
He's got to get out of the fridge to become part of LE somehow
When will we see him again?
>>81239252
I want HSG to LEAVE
>>81239297
in our dreamsliterally
>>81238372
I need a fic. NOW
>>81239239
get fucking banned
you have no power here
>>81239300
how did hussie get away with her
she was one long racist joke.
>>81239297
hussie is probably going to realize that he can't just not show him. so like, a cameo in the corner maybe who knows
>>81239285
>>81239340
I just said howdy...
I HOPE HE'S OKAY TEEHEE
FUCK THE OTHERS!
>>81239297
I don't think that's going to happen.
>A
>FUCKING
>DAVEKAT UPDATE
>>81239450
>what the fuck is Jane doing with the others
>>81239256
bill bowman
Was the retcon's only purpose to simplify things by have each character only care about one other character?
Karkat and Dave
John and Roxy
Rose and Kanaya
Terezi and Vriska
The relationships of the characters has always been one of the draws of the comic but they just feel so dumbed down now. An in universe retcon of half the story right before the final battle has to be one of the worst narrative decisions I've ever seen.
>>81239410
I just know he's showing them in the crowd just to have them killed by LE, but it's weird that there's not a single Kurloz among them. Maybe Hussie has something planned. Probably not though
>>81238568
He's dead and they need swords.
>>81239506
>Was the retcon's only purpose to simplify things by have each character only care about one other character?
that and reviving hussie's waifu
>>81239512
Kurloz is probably off doing other nefarious shit with Vriska's coat.
>>81239393
>>81239450
He finally gets to join Her Imperious Codpiece's army of drones, and his dream is just completely shown up by what else, but more shipping drama.
Fuckinghaaaaaaaaaack
>>81239296
That already happened.
>>81239572
>Kurloz is busy mastrubating on it, snfifing Vriska's sweat
>>81239572
I assumed it would somehow be prototyped with the house juju making the cairo overcoat, but I guess that was disproved like last year now.
it'll become the cairo overcoat somehow though
>wait three fucking years for the only worthwhile ship in HS to interact again
>meenah goes in and out of the shittiest fanservice relationship known to man
>he doesnt remember her because of bullshit time problems
you cannot comprehend my salt
>>81239683
Well, it was Game Over Karkat who interacted with her. This Karkat never did due to the nature of the Furthest Ring
Post yfw you are finally free
>>81239774
>>81238434
i just noticed the out of place pixels on your card match up with mine where i redrew lines, did you just write over mine to make yours
>>81239804
>this great fandom of ours
(lmao)
>sans
wait what fuck
>>81239804
this isnt an undertale thread
>>81239774
Anyone got a John/Condesce fic?
>still forcing Davekat
>no Vriska in sight
>or even Aradia, Sollux or (Tavros)
whhhyyyy
I still can't believe its been almost a solid year since the last update
>>81239840
QUICK WHAT IS METTATON'S CLASSPECT
>>81239853
Vriska and Tavros are going to appear in an update together, and I'd put money on that being when Aradia appears too.
>>81239877
I literally got a girlfriend, got laid, broke up with said girlfriend, and forgot what she looked like in that time.
>>81239888
bard of heart?
>>81239877
It was earlier today dingus!
>>81239888
bard of heart obviously
anyway, will sawhoo and zillywave ever be relevant again?
>people not realizing that Condy is going to do something horrible which will fulfill John's prophecy of hating her
Any bets on her murdering Roxy?
>>81239818
Yes I did
I was too lazy to bother making my own
>>81239818
Here's mine, looks like im playing easy mode
>>81239988
we know all of the kids survive to reach calibro's masterpiece though, right? then again jane can ress her I guess
>>81239988
It could be vriska he murders with an aranea parallel or something? Not sure
>>81238749
>Gamzee is going to use FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNETS to spell out something to someone to get him out of there
i'm gonna laff
>>81239988
remember John pushing Roxy out of the trident's way
its gonna be the other way around
John will get fucking PISSED and clean the floor with her, screenshot this
>Inb4 Fridgezee and Lord English Gamzee are different people
>The Gamzee that became LE is GO Gamzee
>Hussie reveals this twist so that all the Trolls are on the side of good
>post yfw
When is Jane going to be interesting
>>81240146
ironically when she dies, because then they can't revive people
>>81240146
crockertier was all she gets, shes done now
>>81240185
Jade is fucking terrible
Is there any hope of the end satisfying you guys? I want felt shenanigans to be fully realized, and it can't be cut short. Then I'll be happy no matter what happens. They're my lil green babies
>>81240217
Wrong
>>81240217
wrong
>>81240220
>They're my lil green babies
Fuck off
Choose one
>Act6 never existed in its current form, Hussie wrote something completely different
>Any shipping is removed, apart from jokes
>The Homestuck Game is going to be pretty cool
>our prince eri returns and deals the killing blow against lord english
So isequiusthe best troll now?
>>81240255
>filename
oh im laffin
>>81240258
rude
>>81240226
she's always been the worst of the original four, but that's probably because Hussie is absolutely terrible at writing women (see: everyone but Rose and Roxy)
>>81240220
fedorafreak returns
>>81240220
I want no davekat.
>>81240266
>>81240278
He can't return, he already beat the game and made a universe where everyone is dapper as fuck.
>>81240220
im probably going to be pretty much okay with whatever happens, honestly
im not as bitter and dumb as the rest of you
unless jakejane happens. then ill receive my mandatory hate injection
>>81240217
>Shittalking Jade
Get a load'a this guy.
>>81240220
I'm only going to be pissed if Vriska makes it out completely or ifSlickdoesn't land the last blow
>>81240260
>Any shipping is removed, apart from jokes
If I choose this, Act 6 can't even exist in the first place. Best option.
>>81240146
In approximatelyNEVERpanels
>>81236902
at first I was like 'meh' but then Rose chastised him for lowering morale I laughed
>>81240349
your waifu is boring and will never amount to anything
oh my god
I KNEW THIS FACE WAS FAMILIAR
>KANAYA: Im Sure That Possibly All Made Sense Good Speech
I love you Kanaya
>>81240434
>Rose and Kanaya were the best thing about this update
>>81240434
She Is The Best Character In The Comic
Better Than Both The John And The Slick Combined
![07986[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/U12P6hn.gif "07986[1].gif")
L I M E
>>81240519
!!!
>>81240266
>SBAHJ tattoo represents Dirk/Hal
>This represents Equius
Hussie confirmed for becoming Lord English soon
>>81240519
>>81240426
jesus, the karkat art this update was complete JUST-tier
>>81240519
Congratulations Andrew, Homestuck now looks like a bad fan adventure!
>>81240426
why the fuck are his eyelids darker than his face
>>81240426
>mfw I remember that comic
It was pretty shitty, to be honest. Kind of amusing for a while, but eh, not really great.
>>81240260
>>81240260
I'm gonna go for the 1st. There's nothing inherently wrong with shipping, and if act 6 is different then act 6's terrible romance arcs would be different, and the game isn't out yet and still has some chance of being decent.
>>81240618
>Kid Radd
>Shitty
Fuck off.
EOA6 is [S] Ascend, I'm calling it now.
>>81240682
[S] Jack-Off
>>81240618
Kid Radd was excellent for its time. I think it's still good now, it just hasn't aged very well.
>>81240682
>Not just plain shitty [S] End of Act 6
>>81240682
[S] New Game +
>>81240682
[S] S
>>81240682
[S] Boggle Vacantly At These Shenanigans
>>81240682
[S] Just make it stop
>>81240682
>[S] Gent of Piss: Ascend
>[S] Zillywave, Sawhoo: Rap
>>81240682
[S] Ascend more Casually
>Megalovania is the next flash song because LOL UNDERTALE
>>81240649
>Kid Radd
>Good
Mate, it was pretty average. It had its moments, but it was so fucking predictable it was almost painful to read. Only an idiot wouldn't have seen the later plot 'twists' coming before they ever happened.
>>81240739
I've no idea how old it is, so perhaps. Aged like milk, imo.
>this artstyle
This is uncannily like a fan adventure now
>>81240829
megalovania has been done and remixed and made to sound different in every possible manner, there is nothing left to squeeze from it's musical corpse
>>81240851
You have shit taste.
>>81240682
[S] Enter Dev Room
>>81240395
>implying Jade is my waifu
>>81240600
The thing is, all the guest artists are pretty good at .
It's just that the mspa style is hard to pull off without looking fuck ugly.
Either it's too tight like Gina Chacon's stuff, or too loose like Mallory Dyer's.
Mallory, who drew that shitty Karkat also did the art for Vrisky Business.
>>81240866
we heard you the first time you faggot, fuck off
>people who like latter day Homestuck hate Kid Radd
Everything makes sense.
>>81240682
[S] Try Again?Homestuck 2.0 is announced afterwards
>>81240829
It's called [S] Wake
>>81240922
now go away
>>81240896
>he doesn't have Jade as his waifu
>>81240967
Hussie admitted that he didn't include Jade many logs in the past because he didn't like writing her
btfo bitch
>>81240967
some people have taste
>>81240829
>Megalovania is the next flash song because LOL UNDERTALE
Not a chance. All this content was planned out in 2013.
You think hussie has ever been tempted to just have the comic end. Like "OH NO THE APOCALYPSE FERRET CAME IN AND MURDERED EVERYONE HERES 50 PAGES OF HORSES"
I mean he has never really been that serious of a writer and getting people really invested in something only to pull the plug seems like a thing he could do.
>>81241000
Yeah and Hussie also thinks Davekat is a good idea. He's not the smartest person nor someone with the best taste.
Can somebody explain why kanaya is there to fight the condesce? She doesn't really have powers and condy can control her.
>Post yfw Lord English evolves into this
Why is it that when a character in Homestuck overcomes their problems, they turn into a boring fucker who sound eerily similar to one another?
They all kind of meld together.
>>81241061
hot damn them titties
>>81241090
muh rosemary
>>81241039
>OH NO THE APOCALYPSE FERRET CAME IN AND MURDERED EVERYONE HERES 50 PAGES OF HORSES"
This essentially happened. The retcons killed the versions of the character's people loved and replaced them with horse ass.
>>81241092
hussie can only write conflict
>>81241091
>[S] Put the Bunny Back in the Box
Homestuck used to be fucking hilarious, what happened?
>>81240573
>what to andrew and english have in common besides being terrible
>they made homestuck
>>81241090
she's there because she wanted to be, and if anyone had said no they wouldn't really be able to stop her without rose taking her side and it turning into a pointless shitstorm at the end of the end of the multiverse
>>81241100
>>81241061
I NEED A TOWEL!
I mean...
I NEED A FIC
>>81241061
>waifus a boring plot device character who is mostly beloved for her cheesecake fanart
>calling someone else stupid
Reminder that WV will put on the ring after PM fails in her battle with bec
>>81241242
Hussie please, don't be mad just because you can't write anymore.
>>81241090
Roxy's idea desu.
>>81241191
I hope this shit backfires on them.
I hope the ending to this shitshow isn't played completely straight.
Plans need to backfire, kids need to die.
>>81241061
>>81241235
Source? Plz?
>>81241272
That will be hype as hell.
>>81241235
sweet merciful mammaries do you have more?
>>81241242
>says wrong things and is surprised when people rightfully call him stupid
???
Remember when homestuck was made of paper?
>>81241090
>and condy can control her.
Dont sekret mind control powers only work on certain people? Like equius was just straight up immune.
>>81241310
>>81241358
no, that only applied to vriska cause shes weak
>>81241358
they work when the plot demands it
>>81241358
Terezi was immune. Equius was resistant enough to push the roboslap button he had.
>>81241333
We all knew Meenah was flat but this is a bit far Hussie
>>81241358
It varies depending on the user. Aranea was able to controll every other troll, iirc.
Vriska can only control certain people. She can't control Aradia, Terezi and Equius for example, but can Tavros, Eridan and Sollux.
Some anon keeps mentioning a Homestuck RPG?
Mind giving this fa/tg/uy a look, so that I can mercilessly poke it full of holes, and possibly use it in case I want to run a campaign?
>he's a tits guy
>>81241444
fuck off
>>81241299
http://squidapple.tumblr.com/
i think those might have been from her spinoff blog though, iunno
>>81241464
>
>>81241464
>not being an everything but dicks guy
>>81241423
you sly dog
>>81239006
People willingly listen to this?
>>81240915
>It's just that the mspa style is hard to pull off without looking fuck ugly.
People keep using this excuse but the flaws are obvious to anyone looking at them. The horrendous shading under Karkat's eyes doesn't serve to imitate the MSPA style at all, so why the fuck is it there? Can an artist of that ability really not tell when something looks like shit?
>>81241482
>http://squidapple.tumblr.com/
Thanks internet citizen
>John dies in the final battle
>How do I live without you starts playing
How hard do you cry
>>81241622
no problem, pal.
Why hasn't Hussie gotten shit for writing so many female characters solely around the quest for getting dicked as if that's their only trait?
See: Terezi, Jane, Roxy
>>81241517
Is there anyone better at creating and then ruining waifus than Hussie?
>>81241661
>character who exists outside of canon
>dying
not gonna happen
>>81241661
It's going to be Roxy, and it's going to be played 100% straight
>>81241714
Because reddit and tumblr homestuck fans eat up anything Homestuck related, no matter how forced, bad, or terrible it is. As you've seen.
>>81241714
cause theres plenty of guys he writes that way too
to be fair, extreme bitching about any art change in MSPA is kind of par for the course
when we first saw aradia's sprite everyone said it looked terrible and stumpy just because we'd only seen her in hero mode up til that point
people threw HUGE fits over a lot of the hussnasty panels even though they looked exactly like his old work. i remember one guy tried to "correct" that one picture of rose and got made fun of on the MSPAF by hussie because he put her neck right in in the middle of her head
>>81241091
literally the only good thing to come from bowman's shitty singing
>>81241714
because he has so many female characters that don't
