does bruce wayne/batman get laid? did he ever had a gf?
in the movies it's rarely (if never) shown batman having sex, in the comics does he has a sexual life? don't he feels the need to create a new wayne generation?
yeah
>>81234244
He gets laid all the time.
Pretty sure some sex was involved when Damian was conceived.
Bruce Wayne can give Wolverine and Tony Stark a run for their money.
>>81234432
that was rape
>>81234244
all the time
>>81234244
he woke up next to a girl in BvS.
to be fair they could have been snuggle buddies.
>>81234481
so batman was raped
how disgusting
>>81234432
Talia technically raped him because she had to drug him to have sex with him before advancing the age of their son artifically.
But he had consensual sex with Catwoman all the time. Also Vicki Vale until writers forgot she exists.
>>81234481
>worse...
I need to know what came next.
>>81234244
Bruce fucks all the time, it's a way to handle the stress of being batman, Alfred always gets worried when Bruce wayne stops fucking random people since it's always a sign bruce will either start being crazier than usual or that he is really sad.
Now having a gf? That's hard for him
>>81234370
>that image
This still pisses me off.
You are given the opportunity to draw canon Cat/Bat sex (that's not just hinted at like every other time before), and you fuck it up with terrible art/panels/positions/everything.
>>81234521
>>81234669
1
>>81234690
really? is this stuff showed/told in the comics?
>>81234765
2
>>81234244
in New 52 he had sex with Talia about five years before they met
preptime always wins
>>81234791
3
>>81234521
there is a fan film which is basically 30 minutes of the Joker raping Batman, chained up in a room
it's not porn, it's an actual fan film
>>81234791
and 3
>>81234840
what's it called?
>>81234859
meant 4, fucked that up
>>81234819
>that rope is not a role play thing
Ha
>>81234819
>that face
kek
>>81234819
>greetings Junior Justice League
Fucking Aquaman.
>>81234859
is she wearing his batman outfit or does bruce just have a bunch of batman t shirts lying around?
>>81234819
Kek, fucking aquaman
>>81235001
>is she wearing his batman outfit or does bruce just have a bunch of batman t shirts lying around?
Bruce and Clark put CAPES AND MASK in their fucking pets.
You bet your ass they have T-shirts for the girls they fuck. (And i bet they have t-shirts with the symbol of each other too).
>>81234859
I don't understand. why's he being called deedee.
>>81235068
To be fair, Batcow's fur pattern is just in the shape of a mask
>>81235221
because
>>81234481
>>81234244
He had 4 Robins.
>>81235299
I still don't understand why he's called Deedee
>>81235417
Deedee
DD
Double Digits
are you dense?
>>81235285
Ace was Bruce's.
Titus, alfred and Batcow are all the kids'.
I actually love Damian being a vegetarian and all of that, it both works with his oriental education and how some people like Hitler feels more empathy towards animals.
>>81234866
The Dark Knight :^)
>>81234244
Personally I think he shouldn't, but most writers have him as doing it a lot as a cover and sparsely for real.
>>81235477
>double digits
>gets dubs
jesus
>>81234528
They seem to have taken that away, in every retelling since Morrison left it's been pretty consensual like it originally was since Morrison can't fucking reread what he references.
Just with her being like "I have conceived a child and it's going to be Alexander" right after. So I guess now she took something to make herself pregnant or poked holes in the condom or something
>>81234859
I still don't understand what was worse....
>>81234859
Who is that? Who was Bruce fucking? What do they mean by they hit double digits?
>>81235776
i believe she means orgasms or times they had sex in one night
>>81234370
This panel annoyed me. Not because of the idea of Catwoman and Batman fucking (I mean come on everybody knows they do it), it was just the fact that Winnick made Batman seem like a guy who can't control himself when he has a boner because he specifically says he doesn't want to fuck because he's on business but then "gives in" right then and there as if it were some incredible irresistable temptation. This is the guy who, like, trained his mind and body to withstand anything and has an iron will and can walk on hot coals and dislocate his arm and just pop it back in and keep going and even resist the effects of neurotoxins like those of Scarecrow, The Joker, and Poison Ivy.
Yet he can't decide not to have sex when he knows it isn't a good time, even though any pimply teenager can do that if they really need to.
The whole thing just seemed like an attempt to be like, "see, we're adult and mature and aren't afraid to show these guys doing adult stuff like when boys put their thing in a girl's thing!"
>>81234244
He has a Son. His alter ego is a playboy. What the fuck do you think jackass?
>>81235068
>Batman will never fuck me and then bless me with a commemorative t-shirt
>>81234481
I've never read this but I feel like this must be from some Kevin Smith comic.
>>81234244
>don't he feels the need to create a new wayne generation?
Like you couldn't have spent a few minuets combing Wikipedia
>>81234813
Hahaha, that killed me. Also in the batsuit 5 years before becoming Batman. Preptime at it's finest.
>>81236029
your intuition is on point.
>>81236106
I think thankfully Rebirth is gonna be restoring original timelines, that crunched Nu52 shti really hammered the Batfam hard.
>>81234481
Why is it that Batman being good at everything doesn't bother me, but Batman also being amazing at sex just feels like Batwankery?
>>81235417
Deedee = Batman = Ben Affleck = Daredevil = DD
>>81236146
Another half reboot. I have hope, but how convoluted do you think this shit is gonna be? Can't we just go back to the pre-52 universe and drag the few good parts of the new52 with us?
>>81236184
Is there any mainstream superhero terrible at sex?
>>81235477
>Double Digits
>>81236088
To be fair Damien wasn't exactly the result of a conscious decision to procreate. Not that OP knows that, of course
>>81236184
Because it infringes on the Bat-Fantasy just a little to much.
Like, Batman is the most amazing at anything that involves punching criminals in the dick, or tracking down criminals, so he can punch them in the dick. But the cost of his super-bull-shit-but-still-fun skillset is usually he doesn't get to do normal person things. Take that away, and he edges right over the line into 'to perfect' territory.
>>81236273
Or that that point even matters.
As far as I know Bruce has publicly acknowledged Damien as his biological son, and Wayne heir. To say nothing of his being Robin.
>>81236184
It's not always like that
>>81236234
They couldn't make the Batfamily more convoluted if they went back and actually tried to make it a mess. Cass's origins have changed, they're all involved with this BR:E nonsense right? Stupid.
>Can't we just go back to the pre-52 universe and drag the few good parts of the new52 with us?
I think that's what they're trying to do actually? It's very confusing, from the solicits it seems like they're picking and choosing elements. Superman has a kid the same age as Damian, but Grayson is continuing. Who knows? I just read for stories, canon is good to remember for storytelling purpsoes but it's too fucking convoluted to hold too strictly. Nobody can remember shit, writers keeps changing stuff to suit them or because they can't remember. Trying to keep track of timelines and shit just pulls me out of the story.
>>81236184
Pretty much this >>81236317
The only thing keeping Bruce from being a complete Mary Sue is his flaws and emotional issues. Turn him into a sexual Casanova on top of everything else is too much.
>>81234481
Who is this chick?
>>81236440
Being good in bed doesn't take away from any of that. Plus I mean, why wouldn't he be good in bed? He's good at most physical stuff, has hyper-vigilance and awareness + stamina. How could he NOT be a good lay?
>>81236428
I'm way behind in my comics reading as well so I have no idea what the fuck is going on with Rebirth. As far as I can tell, there are two Supermen? Pre-Flashpoint Superman (from the Lois and Clark book) has a red belt and blue boots, and Post-Flashpoint Superman has a yellow belt and red boots? Pre-Flashpoint one is the one with the kid, I think.
Seems like a cycle to me
>Comics are too complicated! Streamline and get rid of shit!
>People miss the shit we got rid of! But many also like the new stuff. No reason we can't have both. Bring them all back in!
>OMG ALL THE CLUTTER MUST REBOOT
>PEOPLE MISS THE PRE-REBOOT, LETS INTEGRATE IT
>>81236485
I could see him being clinically good but since there's no passion you're not sure if you enjoyed it
>>81236485
I guess I worded my point poorly. You can make sexy batman, that was a big part of him in the 70s, but having shit like "he was sleeping with college chicks as a teenager" just makes everything come off as a masturbatory fantasy written by a 14 year old.
>>81236204
>>81234866
The Death of Batman, aka The Dead of Batman (because of a typo).
It's not the Joker, it's Some Dude. It also has Christian Bale's actual sister playing Bruce Wayne's mom.
Until this weekend it was certainly the worst Batman story ever committed to film (because even Batman & Robin, for all its faults, is actually a pretty tight story underneath).
>>81236485
No, but it adds to much. Which is the point.
Yes it makes sense that Bruce could be a technically proficient lover, having studied cunnilingus for years from the overflowing waterfall monks of Borabora, and the many-angled-thrust technique of the greatest French and Italian fencing masters. But it breaks his credibility as the angsty Bat-god of grumpiness to have him emotionally connect with people in a stable romantic relationship.
>>81235477
>dubs
>>81236580
I mean, it also helps to remember he's got a) a name and b) money. Him sleeping with college chicks as a teen doesn't seem unlikely when you remember the Waynes are basically the Rockerfellers of their world.
>>81236560
>I'm way behind in my comics reading as well so I have no idea what the fuck is going on with Rebirth
Protip nobody fucking knows what's happening, fuck I don't even think half of the writers quite get it.
>>81236568
I feel like he'd bring the passion, but not really emotionally connect. Like you said, clinically good but he's really just using as an outlet for his pent up frustrations. So more like using you as a physical receptacle.
So like really great, but you feel kinda cheap after
Cheap and satiated
>>81236689
>emotionally connect with people in a stable romantic relationship.
I agree, that shouldn't happen.
>>81236786
>Geoff Johns continues to write New 52 stories for the next 18 months
>then his stories start tying into Flashpoint
>>81234669
i'm assuming he was referring to Harley Quinn
>>81236242
Namor, punisher
>>81236184
There's several sexual martian arts
>>81236671
>The Death of Batman, aka The Dead of Batman (because of a typo).
Still a better score than Batman v. Superman :^D
>>81234244
>What is Danny O'Neil's Batman?
>>81237242
Like Talia would ever need to rape Batman
God, it rustles my jimmies he misremembered this story.
It's so much more metal that Bruce beats R'as, fucks his daughter and then conceives Damian the same afternoon
>>81235068
>they have T-shirts for the girls they fuck
>they have t-shirts with the symbol of each other
what are you implying?
>>81237242
I miss hairy batman.
>>81234244
He actually marries and has kids with Selina Kyle/Catwoman in Earth 2 (both the pre-Crisis version and the New 52 version).
>>81234819
Here. Ready for being exploited.
>>81236928
No, it's a joke and he names like Mr. Freeze or something
