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Got them? they are now on a warpath to have primal, flesh slapping,
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Got them? they are now on a warpath to have primal, flesh slapping, hard n' heavy sex with you; and they will use any powers/ablitys they have to achieve fucking you hard, whether you consent or not

Who was it /co/? did you enjoy it? Did you even survive the sex? Will you need to go to a hospital? Are you going to jail?
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>>81216141
>Dredd
Only with consent. And I would give it to him.
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>>81216141
>choose husbando
>be asexual
Fuck me
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>Nora
RIP my dick
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>>81217463
thats gonna happen wither you like it or not
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good thing I picked an absolute whore
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>>81217560
Picked Dick too. Now the question is who's the top
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>Galactus
I think I'm safe because Galactus doesn't reproduce and has better things to do. I think he's evolved beyond dicks too.
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>>81216141
>Dick
Oh god, yes.
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>>81217573
Dick is like Hal, they physically cannot top
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>>81216141

Do I survive?
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Welp, looks like I'm off to the hospital to have my anus reattached.
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>>81217687
I had the same thought. She would probably fuck someone hard enough to exterminate any trace of them from the multiverse.
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What the fuck.
He's going to fucking pop if he tries, and I don't see how he has the strength to overpower me.
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>>81217543
;_;
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>>81217727

No fuck off she's mine do not speak to me or
my son ever again.

Also, I like to think we'd merely end up hospitalized with all medical bills paid for by her company.

[Spoiler]She picks you up on your outpatient date, convinced you are now dating.[/spoiler]
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I'm going to jail
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Oh fuck
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> Wesley Dodds Sandman
I have the sneaking suspicion that he used his gas gun on me and I was asleep the entire time. He probably sticks around in the morning to cook me eggs, though.
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>>81217955

Eat these.

All of the eggs.
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>>81217821
>tfw Power Girl will never nurse you back to health
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Caitlin is my waifu. we'll have sweet sex and go to bed like we do on most nights.
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>>81217776
he's gonna noose you
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>>81216141
Yes, I enjoyed it. I probably won't survive because Mirage is into some dangerous and perverted stuff.
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>She-Hulk

My pelvis was broken, I have a cracked rib and for the life of me I can't understand why she wanted it, but, would I do it all again?

You're goddamn right.
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>>81218003
why are you doing this?
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>>81216141
>hypnosis
>capable of making powerful love potions
She wouldn't need to use them.
Would survive but probably experience blood loss.
Would I enjoy it? You better believe it.
Jail? Nah, she's pushing 200.
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Yes
Probably
Maybe
Probably not?
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>the little dog from Two Stupid Dogs angrily humps my leg for a few seconds and then gets distracted by a ball
Sure, ok.
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>>81216141

>Flash

I'm paste
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>>81216141
>The Flash
Sounds dangerous, I better hide before he gets h
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>always pick Raven

this plan has never failed me yet
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>>81218576
>>81218592

flashmind
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>>81218638
He could get them both before they knew it.
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Imagine how many holes he can fill at once with those constructs.
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It will be the wildest sex I'll ever have I'm sure
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Her parents will probably kill her, but not before they kill me first. worth it tho
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I fully welcome it happening, and I probably survive unless she has her Anti-Monitor powers.
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She wouldn't have to exert much effort. If any at all.
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This what she's gonna look like by the time we're done.
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>>81216141
Ah fuck. Can't even go into hiding, little bastard is probably an expert at tracking by this point.
Why do you do this to me /co/?
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This pick worked out amazingly well.
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>>81216141
Damn, I'm dead but totally worth it
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>Dipper
I guess I'll just hold my arm forward at his forehead level until he wises up and decides to use something supernatural or from the journals
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FUCK! ANOTHER time I should have picked Powergirl instead!
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>>81219879
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>>81217580
>doesn't reproduce
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This is going to end with me drowning, isn't it?
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>Short haired Rapunzel
>If tears have healing powers, then other bodily fluids probably have them too.
>If I break or get tired, healing fluids fix me up to start up the sex cycle over again
>Literally no end to the sex.
>"Do I survive?"
Probably have no choice in the matter.
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>Always pick Rorschach for these threads
Shit. Well, at least he'll be gentle, right?
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>>81216141
I'm not sure what the repercussions would be but I think I'm ok with this?
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>>81216141
Words cannot describe how long I've been waiting for this moment. Just Frank my shit up, Punisher.
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Twee Darling

She was literally introduced just yesterday/earlier today and her powers are unspecified but strong enough that she can get whatever she wants, so:

>Doesn't matter, but she definitely did
>Maybe
>Maybe
>She's an underaged princess, so it depends on her
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I'm gonna have fun destroying that juicy ass.
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>Friedirch

Do it daddy, make me behave.
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>>81216141
>Mabel Pines

Well luckily, I think I can hold off the bodily force of a 12 year old

Wait shit. Love potion. Im absolutely going to jail.
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As likely as it is that I'm gonna end up with a broken pelvis and maybe a bad case of electro-dick, I'd say it's worth it for the robo-pussy.
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>>81216141
>any powers/abilities
Oh man.
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>>81216141
De facto body control?
Suppose I won't be able to say no - I'll be too horny to think about refusing. Not that I'd refuse sex with Elixir even without hormonal influence.
I doubt he'll let me not like it. And even if we do something health- or lifethreatening, he'll deal with it without any problem.
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>>81221226
stay away from my golden omega-level husbando
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Yes I enjoyed it, but I did end up in hospital.

Too much spinning sex.
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>>81216141
WELP
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Oh dear
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Black Cat. I'm good, she can do just about whatever she wants
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>>81221881
happy
birthday
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>Le Quack
Well, some ducks do rape as part of reproduction.
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I would resist because I'm terrified of sex, but if when I die I would be happy knowing a godess found me attractive.
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>>81218614
This man knows.
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>Sh-sh-shaw! Pocket semen!
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>>81216141
If I die in a virtual/digital world, will I also die in real life?
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>>81222342
YOU DIE FOR REAL YOU DIE IN THE GAME
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>>81216141
Im gonna fucking die
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>>81222384
Then I'll probably die.
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>>81220175
Well, if she don't kill you you'll at least become one with the Phalanx, Anon-Human.
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>>81216141
>Breach
I can't say I wouldn't enjoy it (and it doesn't really matter because it's not like I could escape her), but I'm kind of worried about what comes after. Breach isn't exactly the picture of mental health and she tends to stick things she takes an interest in into her personal pocket dimension and doesn't let them go.

Well, at least I'm probably her favorite.
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>>81222403
Does Darkseid even have a dick? I always imagined him being like a Ken doll
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>>81217717
it'd be worth it
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>>81220618
I just became 20% more gay
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I dont know if I'm gonna like getting tied up with webs
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>>81222594
both prospects sound equally horrifying
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>>81222594
He has a harem, so probably.
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>>81222674
Dick for Darkseid
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>>81218614
I'm gonna start doing this with Wonder Woman. Every time I choose someone other than her >>81221759 I get fucked, and not in the good way.
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>>81216141
Hair bondage.
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>Alvin
I survive it. He literally has no dick.
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>>81216141
Perfect
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>good news
No jail, probably no hospital
>bad news
May get a queer son, and have a jelly Pearl after me
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It would feel good, but it definitely wouldn't be consensual because I have a gf. I might be injured, but probably nothing life-threatening. I don't even know how old she actually is.

That being said, she is still the best Titan.
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>>81222677

Darkseid doesn't have sex with them though; he just sits in a recliner and explains the AntiLife equation for hours on end.
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no
no
no
no
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>>81223562
It will be extremely painful for you
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>Cleo
Everything went better than expected
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I am completely OK with this
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>That Episode of Arthur where DW tries to fuck you

I'm going to fucking jail to get pounded by some huge rabbit called Gabriel
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>>81217776
He's going to respect your choices and opinions so fucking hard. He'll comfort you, letting you know its just okay if you want to stay friends, or heck, even not friend. He'll do anything for you, because he loves you. Because he loves everyone.

When you're finally consenting, he'll ride you just the way you like it. The warpath of Alan is a long one, fought with pacifism.
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if it weren't for browsing /co/ I probably would have thought of someone other than power girl

Literally the last character I remember seeing
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>>81219258
>eyes on his penis/anus
Weird sex
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>>81216141
Hey, looks like something good finally came out of Korra
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>>81216141

>Bellwether

in fairness, I could have rolled way worse but god damn this is a weird one.

I'm probably going down for bestiality. knowing her she'd probably pull strings and act up to ensure that happens too. Basically I have really fucking awkward sex and then get branded a freak and do time. she'd probably have a couple of heavies hold me down too.

well, at least it's not godzilla.
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>>81216141
Both of us enjoyed it immensly.
yes.
No.
Probably, but worth it.
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>>81220843
Does she even have one?
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>>81216141
She's an adult officers I swear
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best fucking call I ever made.
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Oh thank goodness. I made the right call, on this one.

>>81217529
Bring a taser to make the experience even more enjoyable.
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>>81216141

WHY DID I THINK ABOUT BULLSEYE

NO, WHY DID I THINK ABOUT BULLSEYE

I DON'T EVEN LIKE BULLSEYE
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>>81216141
> star punch girl
I don't stand a chance and die on the first impact despite my protest. I do enjoy it thought.
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Welp. This was not the best choice. See you all in jail.
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Quite possibly the most satisfying night of my life, would do again.
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>Zatanna
Crushed it.
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>>81217463
>husbando
>asexual

OK well you didn't understand one of those
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>>81219258
he looks like you could shove him into a locker
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im most likely dead so it was awesome and worth it
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>>81217776
Just give him a blowjob and he'll be satisfied. Hell, Gumball and Darwin did it on the show. Dude is not hard to please.
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Brooklyn

>I absolutely enjoyed it, and the fact that he traveled across the country to find me makes it even more special
>I don't think he'd kill me, but there's honestly a chance he could
>I'm definitely needing a hospital after this if he wants to fuck me like an animal
>No jail time for me ;)

Xanatos probably hooked him up with my esact location, but I'm not complaining
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Pic related in extreme heat would leave me dry of seed.
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>>81216141
My dick would probably get frostbite, but it'll be worth it.
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>>81216141
>Steve Smith
If I get the drop on him, I should be able to survive and kill him before being fucked.
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>>81222079
God damn it I kekked.
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>>81216141
>500lbs of steel coming to fuck me
Aw fuck. I'm dead. Or maybe not. He has been shown to be quite gentle, to the point that people trust him NOT to crush them.
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>>81216141
We enjoyed it very much, thank you.
We survived and won't be needing a hospital.
As for the last question, it pays to have connections.
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>>81216141

Yeah, she prolly pretty tight.

Easily.

Only if I have a heart attack.

What's AoC in Jasper, Nevada...?
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>>81216141
Always go with the waifu for these. Great time, maybe jail, but who cares.
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>>81216141
HELP!!!!
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He would literally try his best to please me at my max.
Can't say I wont enjoy it.
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There would be lots of bruises, would barely survive before being rescued.
He would be thinking of He-Man the whole time.
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>>81229308
Isn't he a rapist in one story too?
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Oh no. Not again.

This time YOU pick a character for me, /co/.
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>>81229693
How about you pick an actual /co/ character?
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>>81229693
Only picture I have of Venom
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>>81229755

I always pick Godzilla. It usually backfires on me. This time I'll let fate decide.
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>>81229693
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>>81229965
>>81229774

Uh, think I'll go with Venom. Now, let's read the spoiler....
....
Oh dear. This will not end well.
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>>81218614

go away pan
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I panicked and chose Bigby Wolf... Not going to be fun.
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kinky
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>>81225798
>implying the basis of all romantic relationships are based on sex
romantic love =/= sex
hasnt watching cartoons taught you anything?
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>>81230192
Don't expect many of them without the willingness to fug, unless that's the person's fetish.
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>picked Kingpin just in case it was something like this
I expect his cock to be wrist thick, and the sex to be savage. We're both totally satisfied and cuddle afterward.
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>>81216141
>Cumberlayne Aresko
Well, this could be surprisingly good or completely underwhelming. Either way, I'm fucking someone that controls a planet, that might have some perks.
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>>81217840
Things got a little weird for me too.
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>>81219247
Serious frostbite. I bet she'll fuck you with an icicle strap on.
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>>81231797
Deep throating's gonna be a bit easier, at least.
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Woah dude, like totally radical!

Turtle cocks are massive, I can't imagine this was a fantastic time. Mike probably has a number of illicit substances coursing through his veins being a party dude n' all. Pizza was probably involved.
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>venom
Nice.
I'd probably die, or at least have to go to the hospital. I doubt it'd be consentual.
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>>81229774
>>81230053
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>>81232239
Kek

Nah, him giving head going to be easier though.
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Bring it. I'm certain his fingers would be amazing for my vagoo.
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>>81219797
My asshole will grow three sizes that day
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Wild Child

Probably enjoyed it. He seems kinky, and his low self esteem would work in my favor. His healing factor means he can probably go at it forever. He's actually a very romantic psychopath, so as long as he's not too far gone I would come out of this with just some scratches and exhausted. I just better hope his cannibalistic conditioning from his time being abused in a laboratory doesn't kick in, there'd be no escaping him, him being trained by the likes of Wolverine and Nick Fury and being a smaller more agile Sabertooth more or less.
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>>81216141
I picked Jake the dog.
why
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Yeah, this is actually pretty great.

I know I'm just a replacement for Ted though.
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>>81219879
FING FANG FOOM PUT YOU IN HIS PANTS
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>>81219879
Me too anon.....me too.
Survival is not an option..fuck.
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>>81220078
>after you finish she sings you to sleep
>wakes you up with warm muffins for breakfast
>cuddle together under the sun-patterned quilt she made herself as you eat breakfast
>chatters excitedly about the adventure she's got planned for the both of you later that day
It doesn't help that I have a massive thing for petite women with short, brown hair.
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>>81232771
You do not survive.
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i´m fucked
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>>81217687
>>81217727
>>81217821>>81225979

You do not survive.
But it was worth it.

>>81219247
>>81226389
IT'S LIKE PUTTING MY DICK IN AN ICE MACHINE


>>81220843
She's only five. You're going to jail.

>>81222811
>WW with Hank's face
This has done unimaginable things to my boner.

>>81231907
Yeah, but it got REALLY wild

>>81234032
LITERALLY

>>81223912
I remember that episode of Arthur.

>>81225187
>reads your body language
>knows exactly how close you are to finishing
>denies you over and over again until she's satisfied
Hell yeah, best call.
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oh god
oh dear god no
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>>81216141
>She-Hulk

God help me, she'll definitely shatter my pelvis but I won't give up.
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>>81234032
if he rapes you, he has to kill himself
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I'd love to have her naked, sweaty body against mine
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>aquaman
I honestly can see no reason why aquaman would go out of his way to have sex with me, a fat hairy nerd
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>>81234637
you think i'm here to have some fun?
i'm just here to fuck your bum!
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I consented, survived and enjoyed every minute.
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i'm not sure if he would completely fuck me up or be a submissive little catholic boy
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>>81216141
>Captain marvel
The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and the bones broken
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Always go with Raven. It's never failed me yet.
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Y u do dis
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Nothing can be wrong about this.
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GUYS I GET RAPED AGHHH
On the bright side maybe we could cuddle afterwards ;w; hope he likes skinnier girls
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Well, I can be assured whatever wacky plots he had would fail hard at least.
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>>81216141
> disintegrated by a light speed rat dick

thanks obama

at least it would be over fast
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>Bender B. Rodriguez
this could work
i'm not 100% on it but still
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>>81238327
LONDON
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Oh yes, I'm enjoying it. Considering that in the series she has almost no super-strenght I might even survive.
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>>81238662
I am not in London unfortunately ;_;
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>>81216141
>The Beast
He... He used his feet
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>>81216257
You know he'd send you to the cubes for seduction of a judge and book himself in for twenty on Titan, right?
The law is the law.
Wouldn't have old stone face any other way.
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>Storm

well i mean she just has to fly over and i'd consent

i will endure the elements if powers are going haywire
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>>81216141
>Donald Duck

i'm figuratively fucked
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>Aquaman
He's not into tentacle shit is he?
because that's hot
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YOU ALL DESERVE SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH
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>>81242504
cool....
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>>81216141
>Raven
Heaven Is Real
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my groin is gonna be pounded into the ground

and i'll love every minute of it
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>>81234777
It's not rape if I want it
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>Rolf's big wiener will fetch a pretty penny on the market!

I don't survive. The son of shepherd too thicc
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It was Parallax. I guess I'm getting fucked in the ass by Hal Jordan tonight. Oh well.
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Uhh
Well luckily he's my favorite out of the team but it would get salty.
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>>81216141
>his powers

This is NOT okay
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>>81216141
>Raven
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>>81216141
Kinda /a\ related, but still /co/ like Moomins.

I would consent for sure. I might need hospital, depending on her roughness.
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>>81217879
BLACKED
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>>81222594
Can you imagine someone in the JL just making fun of him for not having a dick? Like he keeps droning on about anti-life and Plastic-man just keeps overtly implying that Darseid is compensating.
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>whether you consent or not
No fucking way, he's way too much of a boyscout.

That said, Jesus Fucking Christ, sign me up.
I won't walk for two fucking weeks probably but it'd be so worth it.
I WOULD BE THE LITTLEST OF SPOONS.
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>>81216141
It'd be endearingly awkward.

I'd be totally up for it, like, fucking one of the icons of my childhood would be great.
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>>81249037
Moomins is a western franchise in the first place, though.
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>>81248417
by the gods....
you're literally fucked, anon.
you're fucked in a non-pleasant way of getting fucked.
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>>81219979
One day I want to work at Marvel and make her cannon.
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>everything went better than expected
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>>81249419
Hellboy is literally the purest husbando; he probably wouldn't even hold hands with somebody without their consent.
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>>81249037

The second season was produced by Cartoon Network.

Unfortunately for you, Dorothy is so heavy that your spine will snap in half.
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>>81251164
Fuckin' right? Dude's had enough of being shoved around and seeing others shoved around.
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