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Good job asshole
Arkos is best ship!
comfy leaders
>>81207910
What
>>81207943
>present tense
>>81207943
>laughing at fake mustaching
She deserved death
>>81207945
Not sure if I like the kingdom hearts vibe but the picture itself is very nice.
>>81207945
What the fuck happened to Ruby's face
What did he mean by this, what are these?
>>81207943
We got one thread, let's not make three more.
Would you let yourself be treated by Nurse Fall?
>>81207945
I still find Jaune's color weird. Like he's originally meant to be blue then they made him yellow but his aura is white and his team name's green.
>>81208127
Will she give me ice cream after?
>>81208039
If two yandere Pyrrhas met who would get D'Arc?
>>81208127
Would I really have a choice if she was my attending
Imagine a weapon
>a gun
>that shoots death
Come on, show me the RWBYg magic
>>81208196
>Those panties and puddle
never noticed that before
>>81208127
>Always cuts you open with obsidian scalpels
>Doesn't use stitches, just cauterize sit shut
>>81208108
Probably that JNR are going with Ruby to give Pyrrha's ashes to her mother.
Could also be resurrection bullshit.
Could also be something that Qrow is going to use to track the other maidens.
Just throwing this out but it might not even be related to RWBY at all.
>>81208196
They'd share him.
>>81208248
Jars of slime that also have fire dust in them.
>>81208127
>>81208181
The hairdos really emphasise how far apart their eyes are with the anime faces. It makes them look retarded.
>>81208108
I think he just means spoiler in that not everyone might have seen the finale yet.
>>81208248
This Neo image would be more lewd if she had no undershirt.
>>81208127
>"Hold still, Mister Anon. It's only a flu shot"
>"Slow down slut, last time someone said that i woke up with my pants around my ankles behind KFC, and im not falling for that one again."
>"If you don't hold still, i'll jam it up your dickhole"
>"Are you a real nurse?
You know for an academy of monster hunters, you would expect to see some more 'Support' roles in teams like Combat Medics or Engineers.
>>81208169
Pyrrha's aura was black anon.
Hell, Jaune could even go white or some shit.
Probably only yellow because of his name.
>>81208196
Neither, two Pyrrhas just means double the suffering and cockblocking
>>81208309
So one Pyrrha gets D'Arc while the other Pyrrha pegs Jaune?
>>81208431
Pyrrha's aura has always been red, her semblance is black.
if only these were drawn better
>>81208380
How could they not have anon?
Also, when were jars of red glitter, three of them by the way, used in the finale at all?
>>81208108
Niriall's just a fan, she does stuff like that everytime a character dies in RvB
Neo can be shipped with any girl and it would be cute.
ANY GIRL
what if tai ran off to go find ruby and leaves yang alone for months and doesn't even tell her
>>81208643
It's true. Ice Cream a best.
>>81208506
Wait, Jaune and Pyrrha's auras are both colors of stars that burn at different temperatures. Shine says that Jaune and Pyrrha will shine, what does it mean?
>>81208506
>Jaune's real colour is white.
>He's the only real Arc left.
>The reason his family tried to put him down and keep him out of harms way is because they were servants in the Arc household.
>Jaune doesn't know this fact.
Why is it so easy to invent bullshit for Jaune?
>>81208627
>>81208706
>Mommy ran away
>Friend ran away
>Daddy ran away
>>81208643
Even Blake?
>>81208424
Nope. The only important people are the combat classes.
If a Pyrrha disintegrates on top of a tower and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
>>81208643
Yep.
>>81208706
Yang we'll probably just die
Not even killing herself, she just won't eat or drink or even leave the bed. She'll just give up.
>>81208706
Merc, Raven, and Neo all come back to "cheer her up"
>>81208765
>Not giving kitty her cream
>>81208796
Yeah, some little choking noises and a FWOOOOSH
>>81208844
Oh my
>>81208797
Is that Roman crossdressing as Penny?
>>81208729
He acted like a normal guy in a school for killing monsters, had a somewhat sheltered life and has a vague backstory as of right now.
Personally I hope Jaune's family comes up somehow. That's 9 new characters right there, 1 at least is a badass sword and board hunter.
Did anyone ever save that story about Emerald being creeped out by an anon who kept buying more stuff and letting it be stolen just to spend time with her.
>>81208893
It is Neo liked to role play.
Salem: "I WILL EXTINGUISH THE FLAME."
Ozpin:"Please don't Salem, we're going to need it to stay warm."[spoiler/]
>>81208796
>>81208796
>>81208989
Putting out the fire is part of the plan. How else is Salem gonna snuggle Ozpin?
Yang should be fucking PISSED the next time she sees Blake. There shouldn't be a "I missed you so much I was so worried." Blake left her broken and alone without even so much as a goodbye and that shit should hang over them both for a long time.
>>81208899
>Everybody assumes Jaune takes after his parents.
>Nope, he takes after his granddad.
>Nobody in Remnant manages to live that long.
>RWBY and NR are just kinda in awe that somebody managed to live this long.
Just add him schooling Jaune in how not to be a pussy, basically giving him paladin training and boom.
In fact this is my headcanon.
>>81209110
I hope they never fully reconcile
>>81209104
It's a snuggle with a struggle
the threads to clean, post some RWBY Yuri
>>81209110
Nah blud. They've gone past that hot shit. She's gonna play cold shoulder.
>>81208643
But what is the CUTEST Neo ship?
>>81209110
>"Hey Yang! I was so worried abou-"
>Yang punches her in the face
>>81209110
What if Blake gives her Adam's arm?
>>81209171
I thought Merc was the shit since the Pyrrha sparring match
>>81209284
Now spit on her face and call her a faunus.
>>81209269
Ruby x Neo
Tiny x Tiny
>>81209269
Rube x Neo
BORN WITH
NO LIFE
INTO SUBJUGATION
>>81209389
>Not Nora x Neo
>>81209269
NeoXRuby, which is the cutest
Whereas NeoXYang is the hottest
>>81209269
Her and Ruby
>>81209110
I'm really hoping there's some genuinely bad air between them. At the very least, I want Yang to be disappointed in Blake.
>And where were you all this time? I jumped in to save your life, but before I even came too Sun told me that you left without a single word. Despite everything you said about not wanting to do that, you still ran, and even worse it was when I really needed you by my side. I lost my arm to save you, but where were you, where was my best friend when I needed her most? I guess, in the end, you're just another person who ran away and let me down.
>>81209431
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>81209586
Make it worse. Have her reference Blake not trusting her during the dorm room scene.
>>81208424
how would engineers work anyway? if I'm not wrong most of their missions would take place in some wilderness far from tech. unless they have some sort of combat drone like shadow run deckers
>>81209455
>Not Nora Neo and Ruby
I haven't seen any Nora and Neo though. Probably because there's so much Renora.
Hey, what's Coco/Fox called?
Whatever it is, post stuff of it.
>ywn be swole enough to carry Neo around on your shoulder like an adorable/sexy parrot
>>81209786
I've only seen Nora shipped with Ren and in very rare cases Jaune. Also, only read one chapter of Jaune and Nora smut. It was kinda baffling actually.
>>81209827
It's called shit.
Fox's design is so bad it's kind of offensive.
>>81209883
How can you NOT be swole enough for that, she probably weighs as much as two parrots at most
>>81209695
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>81209322
I thought he was the shit since he committed the first in-show murder
LISTEN UP STRAP IN
NOTIFY YOUR MEXICAN
>>81209827
Fuck, I forget.
>>81208108
I swear if Pyrrha comes back
>>81209431
>>81209695
>>81209982
>>81210033
I don't have to say goodbye
>>81209922
Let's see YOU colour coordinate when without the help of sight. What's he gonna do, listen for the fashion?
You could write offensive slogans all over his shirts and he'd still wear them. He wouldn't have a goddamn clue
>>81209982
BRIIIIING MEEEE TOOO LIIIIIIIFE
>>81209935
Girls always weigh more than you think, and definitely always more than they say they do.
>>81208363
Seriously, she looks like a goddamn alien.
>>81209995
Why would that be a problem for a villain?Besides, it's not murder if it's a faunus. it's just hunting without a permit.
>>81207945
The only person who didn't leave the rube was her first friend.
>>81208403
>>"If you don't hold still, i'll jam it up your dickhole"
>>"Are you a real nurse?
Fuck I almost spit out my water
>>81210074
WE CAME SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>81209695
STANDING...
>>81210074
>>81210068
I really wanna see Coco and Velvet dressing him now.
>frilly pink button ups
>short shorts with 'princess' on the ass
>Super fluffy bathrobe
>Graphic tees of fuzzy animals
>>81210156
We don't get enough friendship moments between them.
>>81210223
Why do you think he cosplays as a traffic cone now. The last time he asked his team to help him dress, he ended so gaudy he made Neon look like a background character in comparison.
>>81210334
You mean like this?
>>81210443
Imagine that, now add the most overdesigned JRPG/OC character you can think off, then all that x10
there were 20 belts anon
20. Belts.And none of them were even for his pants
>>81209827
Fuck me I'm seriously curious now I know it has a name
Are there any more pics of Neo dressed like Nonon?
RWBY needs more love songs.
Can you imagine what an official Casey Williams White Rose song would be like?
>>81210656
Bad because Casey can't sing that well
So Raven is pretty much confirmed to have some sort of connection to Adam right?
>>81210656
Not really because it wouldn't be a love song.
>>81210656
I never liked any of the love songs we've got so far, none of them were interesting at all, at least some of the buttrock could instill some hype in me if associated with a good fight.
>>81210656
Gay as fuck
we should focus on the superior Ruby ship
>>81210630
I got this
>>81210597
>>81210041
>>81209827
Isn't it Foxhunting or something?
>>81210597
I found a spreadsheet that labels it as "Designer Shades", but I don't know, not feeling it too much.
Where do you think they went during the Battle of Beacon?
They seemed to vanish partway through.
>>81210834
They fled to Mistral and are taking care of statue Cinder
>>81210811
I'd honestly go for something like Vulpine or maybe Mink Wrap. Foxhunting sounds stupid as hell.
>>81210834
Merc went to jerk off to his new shots of Cinder
>>81210811
>>81210826
>Foxhunting
there it is
>>81209070
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9be4ejghzrismty/Hawkeye_sound.webm?dl=0
I don't understand
Why doesn't Blake like me? I'm strong, handsome, cool, and I treat her really well
>>81210834
>Cinder went of to do her keikaku and forgot to give them something to do
>Never came back to get them
>They're still up there on the rooftop, waiting
>Emerald insists they can't leave until Cinder comes back
>"Yes, she is coming back Mercury"
>"No, she'd never forget about m- US"
>"No, I don't ever wonder why we're here"
>"No, I don't care if you're running out of emergency colouring books"
>>81210993
Maybe if you started drinking again, Adam.
>>81210156
>>81210158
>"Nurse Fall"
>"Shit, What do you want this time. Oh dearest patient?"
>"Despite the bullshit, I got a serious rash on my balls. Does this look infected to you?"
>Proceed to flash Cinder
>Accidentally flash Neo as well.
>She winks.
>>81210656
We have this beauty
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_NR19LpA_E
Very lewd and cute
So cute it made me embarrassed and gave me diabetes
Lewd/10
>>81209720
Engineers will always find a way to solve a problem.
>>81210834
Somebody had to deliver Ozpin to Salem.
>>81208181
Sorry, it's already gone!
>>81209704
Bonus points if she brings up that Blake has been taught the "stop running away from your problems and trust your friends" lesson at least twice already.
>>81211065
>Implying she wouldn't laugh at your tiny dick
>>81211189
>Neo
>Laughing
>>81208119
Dust?
>>81210630
>>81210796
Only these two, Its a shame we need more Neo cosplaying as other characters.
>>81209720
Sappers are a thing.
>>81211207
We've heard her giggle. When she stepped on that guy in the tournament.
My friends, it has often been said that I like Weiss. Friends, I like Weiss. No friends, I LOVE Weiss.
I love Mama Weiss. I love suplex city. I love fanart. I love comics, Rule 34, I love fanfic smut, and fluff.
Weiss across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of Weiss that can occur upon this earth.
I love shitposting the threads to smithereens with greentext stories that thunder across the lines of the board. My heart leaps with joy whenever a OTP is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed shitposters. And there is nothing like a writfag posting a fic of anonxWeiss. And the feeling that comes when /a/ runs screaming from their blazing board only to be mowed down by heavy shitposting, is such an exquisite feeling.
Like when ranks of Rubefags brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a newfag shitposting over and over of his OTP of a long dead thread.
The sight of screencaps being posted at request is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of Weiss dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing Schnees!
When a band of pitiful janitors makes their final stand with nothing but banhammers, only to have their attmeps smashed to atoms bit to bit by our unity, I'm in ecstasy.
I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Ruby armored division. It's so sad to see threads that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being raided to waste, their waifus and daughterus being raped, and killed.
I love to be squashed under the heel of the Blake and Yang war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the Pennyfags flying overhead.
>>81208393
Neo isn't for lewds, Neo is for love. Penny on the other hand...
>>81211307
>>81211307
Gentlemen... All I ask for is Weiss, a Weiss so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Weiss as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody Weiss? A Weiss whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for Weiss to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Remnant!?
...Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might. But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the dankness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Weiss will no longer be sufficient. We need a MASSIVE Weiss! A Weiss beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft daughterus! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who banned us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of their board, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our Mercury boots make against their throats. We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand Weisspires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Vale's charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Weiss Schnee Empire! This is a message from your commander. …Friends, let’s bring them hell."
>>81211324
>Neo
>Not for lewds
>>81209284
>>Yang punches her in the face
I hope she uses her stubby arm.
>>81211377
SEIG WEISS! SEIG WEISS!
>>81211307
>>81211377
I really like the idea behind this, but this shit won't happen
Hey Nougat, if you're listening, thanks again for the birthday present. If you need another idea, editing the killer rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with Velvet using her semblance during the battle for Beacon
>>81211838
So what is it?
Hair arm?
>>81211887
Aura arm
>>81211037
That's a blatant lie.
>>81211887
Aura arm. Think Eva-01 at the end of Rebuild 2.22
>>81211037
SO NO ONE TOLD ME LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAY
>>81211887
I would assume the artist was going for an extreme manifestation of her semblance
You have 5 seconds to disgust
Weiss, What do you do?
>>81212131
Whip out my dick.
>>81212131
>>81211510
>>81211538
>>81211661
>>81212131
drop trough and show her mr. peter johnson
>>81212131
>>81211189
>Tiny Dick.
Oh boy is she in for a surprise if that's what she's expecting.
>>81212131
Crack all of my finger joints, then my wrist, then my back, then my neck.
>>81212131anal
>>81212131
Pee on her dress.
Throw a worm at her.
Tell her I married a faunus.
Show her Yang's arm stump.
>>81212363
It's amazing how much that bothers some people
>>81212360
>Hfw it's too big
>>81212131
Be a faunas
>>81212482
these this girl who sits next to be in class who always cracks her neck, fingers, and hands throughout the lecture.
She's cute doh
>>81211838
I want a gosh damn robot arm or I sue.
>>81212131
Show my arm up her asshole and grab at her lung
>>81211838
Nah give Yang a robot hand.
RT podcast vaguely talking about RWBY screenings, they say nothing new, don't talk about what the exclusive merchandise is.
Check my screening lost two people
>>81212150
>>81212161
>>81212314
>>81212394
>>81212422
>>81212589
>>81212655
Good job, she is fully disgusted
Glasses fetish anyone?
>>81212711
at least yours in going to happen
>>81212655
>That pic
>tfw gaijin filth.
Clearly I need to inject some more weaboo in muh veins.
>>81212828
>>81212828
>>81212839
At least they're holding one within 250 miles of your house. I have no such luck.
>>81212896
Jesus do you live in the middle of the fucking desert
>>81212828
>ifunny.co
But why
>>81212931
Someone needs to edit this image to have an arrow in her heart and change the puke to blood
>>81212839
That still more than ANY of the screenings in my country
It'd be pretty funny, but there's still quite a while yet and they tend to start filling out the slots as it gets closer to the deadline
>>81212931
>ifunny
>glasses
>eye
That's why
>>81212931
I think that person might post screen caps of this thread on there.
'Cause I've seen it before.
>>81212929
Why yes. New Mexico to be precise.
>Born on a mountaintop in Albuquerque.
>Brownest state in the land of the free.
>Raised in the desert, never saw RWBY.
>Killed him a cholo when he was only three.
>>81212839
I really hope it happens in Louisville but 23 seems a tall order and I think a few may have canceled today as well.
>>81212839
I'll feel ashamed of being a RWBY fan after this hits the theaters.
>>81212828
>>81213055
Take your phone off the charger and go outside ya damn neet.
>>81213087
Why's that senpai?
>>81213095
>>81213087
Its still better than some of the shit that gets put in theaters.
>>81213087
Just wait until all of the casuals flock to the general threads after the screenings.
It will be chaos.
>>81212828
Sunglasses are fine too?
>>81213087
Anon, the only people who will go to see it are already RWBY fans. At most they might drag some reluctant friends along.
>>81213111
>10 pm
>go outside
Its fucking monday you nigger I have work in the morning
>>81212839
>Austin screening is sold out for April 27th
What else would I even expect?
>>81213151
How are "casuals" gonna find out about the screenings?
>>81213151
>Implying anyone who will actually pay to watch this hasn't already chosen their site to shitpost on.
I wish I could go just so I could bully some Tumblr whales.
>>81213197
Who's the RT rep ?
>>81213188
If you're inside why the hell are you on your phone? Do you not own a computer? Don't tell me your in the shower or something ludicrous.
>>81213269
>he's on the shitter
>>81213294
>Charging your phone on the shitter.
Nobody is this low. Nobody.At all.
>>81213154
Only because it's Coco. The beret is a plus too
>>81213269
>being this concerned with another person's life
>not shitposting in bed on your phone
I feel sorry for you anon
>Go to the RWBY Volume 1 premier
>The special RT rep guest is Kerry
What do you do?
>>81213378
Nervously shake his hand and inform him that there are no Chipotles around,
I want Juane to be edgy
>>81213370
>Ashley cosplays as Coco along with Neo Meg next RTX
>>81213378
>live in a state with one screening
>it will be some intern or someone that once shook hands with a voice actress
Feels fucking bad man
>>81213370
Nice.
>>81213417
>no Chipotle's around
why live anon
>>81213218
>go to said screening surrounded by said whales
> wait until Jaune appears on screen
That's the best straight white male I've seen in a long time!
>instant triggers
>>81213378
If he's dressed as Neptune, dickpunch. Otherwise dick joust.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0naXkGPQZQk
>>81213447
>Neo Meg
>Implying Meg wouldn't dress as that whore she voices
>>81213447
>Meg dressed as Neo
Fuck you anon.
>>81213486
I think you'd get better responses by calling Blake a straight white female
>>81213516
>>81213530
oh shit I meant Neon
>>81213486
>intend on going alone
>no one to embarrass or get pissed of at me if I make a fool of myself
Oh I am absolutely doing this.
>>81211661
We need more Bork vs RWBY
>>81213576
>That gif
Apparently Neon exists on a plane that's unaffected by inertia
Hey for people who only care about the "exclusive merchandise"
Couldn't we all just pick a screening that is almost full buy tickets for it so it gets filled and just get the access to that stuff?
>>81213660
But that would be money down the drain. I'll wait to see what we're dealing with, and then hope and pray V2 and V3 come to my state.
>>81213602
>Lean into the person sitting next to you
>"So who's your favorite character and why's it Roman?"
>Laugh a bit too loud at the faunus bullying
I'm just going to leave this here for all us Merc fans.
Hello again
>>>/v/332364247
wee /v/ now
>>81213602
Make me proud, anon. No screenings within distance for me.no car :'(
>>81213744
Waste of money? why even waste the money to go see the movie in a theater when you can just watch it right now for free?
I thought the point of these screenings was just the exclusive crap.
>>81213789
>>332364875
Well
>>81213789
Please stop breaking containment. I'd like to imagine we're more civilized than /mlp/ and don't need a rule to keep us in lockup.
>>81213548
>not wanting to trigger the furries in the audience instead
>>81213848
We should stop meeting like this
>>81213856
Don't tell me that, I'm not the one posting
>>81213832
Big screen and special features homes. It's better than literally buying a ticket I'll be unable to use.
>>81212839
Mine's only at 41/92
Sucks. Was kinda looking forward to buying some merch, then kicking back with a bag of popcorn.
>>81213915
Sorry familia, it's for everyone more than you.
>>81212828
Glasses are pretty nice.
stay in your containment general faggots
>>81213944
Just watch it on your TV?, do you not have a big screen TV?
As for "special features" you care about RT other shows live their new live action crap enough to pay to watch trailers and clips?
>>81214015
>>81214059
Im not that anon but Im paying for the experience of seeing it with other people and meeting other fans irl. Also just supporting the show in general since I enjoy it
Why are we contained again?
>>81214166
Because RWBY is terrible.
>>81214059
It's basic economics anon. I do not find my 12 dollars worth gaining access to some RWBY goodies. I do find 12 dollars worth seeing V1 on a big screen and some sneak peeks or whatever, and gaining access to those goodies in the first place.BIG SCREEN NIGGA NOT TV SCREEN IT'S A DAMN CINEMA.
>>81214201
>>81214166
Because rwby is kind of shit and generals and fandoms are cancerous.
>>81214166
People fear us, RWBY can go anywhere its a cartoon, manga, now in theaters so a movie, a video game.
RWBY can spread everywhere and people are trying to hold us down.
