Good evening owls of /co/,
wow that looks friendly
>>81206707
we'll be very slow first hour because I know many of y'all are watching the crossover on your TV
Starro a cute
>>81206707
Oh neat. I've wanted to look into more stuff with Starro. I'm pretty casual on DC so is there anything I should know beforehand?
>people were mad about this
>when it's the easiest damn thing to retcon
comic nerds are dumb
hi thread!
>>81206750
i'm behind on Supergirl so I'm putting it off :(
>>81206802
past two threads might help >>81136214 and >>81171665 but the one OP is starting with today kind of recaps history for this version so you'll probably be ok?
>>81206707
Hello Storyteller.
>wow that looks friendly
It looks like the kind of porn I keep trying and failing to find. You have any idea how rare tentacle genitalia pics are? It's like Nazi gold I tell ya.
>>81206750
so what's good in solicits?
Dr. Fate #13 mentions Kent, so I hope Inza's there too, but there's one JSAer snuck back into mainline
S&S mentions ITTY, which is pure happiness
>>81206951
More Ostrander Squad collections
That Brave and the Bold omnibus would be fun af to read but omnibus prices.
New Flash guy name checking Return of Barry Allen had me rolling
>>81206750
Joke's on you.
I'm watching Dancing with The Stars.
>>81206909
I wasn't going to make a "is this /d/?" crack in the OP, but that is ridiculously /d/, goddamn
Chapter title is an H. P Lovecraft riff, oft riffed upon
>>81207027
hnnnng, more Squad is a good, good day
>>81206951
Solicits were what I expected, going by the wondercon announcements and some of the writers' interviews.
>>81207073
I loved it when Batman riffed that title.
>>81207073
What are your thoughts on the movie?
>>81206951
Itty! Finally best sidekick returns
solicits were fine. I am trying to be less disappointed by the GL books
>>81206951
Solicits didn't do much to clear up the Superman stuff I guess the "new Clark Kent" is new 52's one but I don't know
I don't think they'll kill him off since the death is a blue and black character unless that was wholly a Nightwing joke
>>81206951
The Vertigo solicits make the Vertigo rumor seem more legit.
>>81204450
>>81204819
tl;dr There are just two Vertigo books right now that aren't minis, cancelled, by a popular writer (or one DC is pushing), or continuation of a previous book.
>>81207073
H.P. Lovecraft stories have a weird mix of really dull titles and really intense ones. Which I guess fits a lot.
>>81207088
Robin and Red Hood/Arsenal had FINAL ISSUE, Dr. Fate did not, yes?
>>81207143
Unsure, might go see at the brew-n-view; I'm kind of MEH at Joker being in it at all because I am tired of the Joker, but I'm hoping it helps diversify the superhero movie scene, and I'm grateful to it for spurring Ostrander reprints that aren't getting axed early.
How about that Grayson Annual with Jim Corrigan in it, tho
>>81207143
I don't care about the movie, but I'm glad trades are coming out and I hope Ostrander gets a fat royalty check
>>81207159
I don't care about the dogfucker thing (apart from it being a really great nickname) but Sam Humphries did give me the impression of being a total dick at the DC panel.
>>81206951
I'm so confused by the Superman situation. Are there going to be two of them? I don't know why they're continuing this fanservice when no one fucking bought Lois and Clark.
>>81206750
>dat tentacle on Hal's leg
Starro knows what's up
>>81207301
>How about that Grayson Annual with Jim Corrigan in it, tho
I approve, also I enjoy the cover
This is when they tried to turn Starro into a generic evil warlord, right?
>>81207381
Hey fuck off, this is best Starro
>>81207301
>>81207311
>I'll go see Suicide Squad out of a sense of... loyalty's the wrong word? Look, I just want John Ostrander to get gobs of money. He's the one who made that concept worth a damn. Without John Ostrander, there is no Suicide Squad. Without Suicide Squad, there is no point to life.
Michel Fiffe
I haven't seen anyone try to unblack Priest, so there's that.
Just mostly 2edgy4me plebs... Plebs in the Priest-unfaithful sense, since Mr. Stroke's been really shitty for a long time and the association is natural. That and NTTfags who want him dicking with Dick.
>>81207073
>I wasn't going to make a "is this /d/?" crack in the OP, but that is ridiculously /d/, goddamn
The irony is that JSA Storytime tends to have a good deal more variety in material than /d/ does.
I mean come now. I enjoy dickgirls as much as the next person, but sometimes I want to see said cock open up into starfish and swallow another cock. Let's try getting creative here, people!
>>81207301
I'm a little surprised Seeley isn't on the Grayson Annual just to bridge the gap there but I guess Nightwing's Rebirth special will do that. Annual looks fun though.
Someone last thread mentioned a Platinum fighting game with Starro and that would seriously be such a good idea.
Starro gives you an excuse to include fucking anybody as an opponent so Platinum can pick all the most interesting powers and do their great beat em up mechanics. And you can have the giant Starro being both the final boss and the final boss level. It just works.
>>81207301
>Robin and Red Hood/Arsenal had FINAL ISSUE, Dr. Fate did not, yes?
Yep. I guess we'll see if he gets one next month.
>How about that Grayson Annual with Jim Corrigan in it, tho
Nice.
Simon Baz managed to get in the issue too!
Though I am confused about Fernandez drawing it. There's a Javi Fernandez and a Javier Fernandez and I have no idea which one is drawing Nightwing.
>>81207416
I wish Kim Yale were still around.
>>81207381
not exactly
>>81207301
Despero's kind of a BFD, isn't he
>>81207422
Right, I found a Chris Sims article from a few years ago that I actually kind of agreed with, lemme paste the relevant bit
>The Deathstroke of Identity Crisis, the character who succeeded where Deadpool failed at becoming a parody of the Deathstroke of New Teen Titans, is really the root of the guy who’s showing up in all this stuff today. That’s the reason he’s so hard to get excited about, because every time we see him it’s the same story of everyone telling us how we’re supposed to feel about him, because they need him in that role. He’s been pounded with a hammer to fit it, and the unavoidable reaction is that I just don’t care anymore.
I trust Priest to revitalize Mr. Stroke, as much as anyone can.
>>81207502
Did they flip flop and change their minds? I don't see why Starro's true form can't be the big Starfish but he has this humanoid avatar for when he needs it.
>>81207416
>>81207311
>>81207301
You guys are more negative than I expected! I think the casting looks pretty great (Viola Davis is perfect) and this whole movie seems on a weird beat I don't think any cape movie has delivered before. I'm kind of interested in Leto's joker just from that shot of him in the tuxedo honestly.
>>81207557
This annual explains it butthe starfish part is separate from the humanoid currently in control of it rather than the humanoid being the "true" version
>>81207422
I want him to dick Dick but I also want Priest to write him.
Hopefully he'll write him as well as Wolfman did. More complex and actually show us he's badass instead of having Slade tell us.
>>81207545
So in the Booth Titans designs, the chick in green is Lilith. That's kind of old-school.
>>81207588
Joker is just like an automatic -100 to anything for me and I don't give any fucks about any Harley, but a lot of it does look really promising
>>81207545
>Despero's kind of a BFD, isn't he
2SWOLE2CONTROL
Also clearly has never seen Alien, or he'd know better than to try taking that facehugger off.
>>81207643
kek
>>81207588
For me? It's more of a "this is like, 20% of what I loved about the actual comic, it'll have to be good entirely on its own merits and diversions" sort of thing.
Also, I don't see shit in theaters, because holy shit the audiences here are horrible.
>>81207643
>So in the Booth Titans designs, the chick in green is Lilith. That's kind of old-school.
And with Flash and Titans having "YOU GOTTA READ THE REBIRTH ONESHOT", not having adult Wally would just be a cruel joke tbqh
Though with all the negativity here about Titans being bad because of rehashing, them having 60s and 70s Titans WOULD make it more unique right off the bat.
Shame Booth is drawing it.
>>81207643
I got the worst sunburn today /o\
>>81207714
Yeah it doesn't look the squad I love
>>81207764
Right, I'm more interested in something that's leapfrogging further back than NTT, just out of variety
I am really hoping those ded Stargirl rumors are bullshit.
>>81207764
It wouldn't make sense to make such a big deal about anyone but Wally.
>>81207643
Despero, you dipshit. Fucking told you not to take off the facehugger.
>Joker is just like an automatic -100 to anything for me and I don't give any fucks about any Harley
Same. Both Joker and Harley stroking has gotten way out of control, and needs to stop. STOP.
Especially fuck the Harley-fags trying to paint her as a feminist icon. What the fuck.
AWW YEAH STARRO
Suck it Darkseid, this fucker punches dudes with the power of 9 galaxies.
Oh but I'm sure your 3 billion fists is still impressive.
>>81207588
>>81207643
Yeah the Joker and Harley stuff killed my interest.
>>81207848in during cobalt blue
>>81207764
Ngl the Wally teasing is kinda hilarious
>>81207841
>Marguerite Bennett has started the hypercrisis cascade that kills Stargirl in every reality
>>81207848
>>81207764
>tfw Superboy Prime taps into the Speedforce and joins the TT
>>81207914
lmao
>>81207869
Apparently the current ongoing is pretty explicitly feminist in some readings, but I still don't give a shit about Harley
>>81207921
She's actually trying a more ambitious gambit than that. You know how in comics, the dead are only dead until they come back?it was easter yesterday
>>81207841
What Stargirl rumors?
>>81207841
I literally don't give a fuck about these two fighting vs. all the weird faction run-downs and double-crossing from the last threads. It's like the writer switched.
>all this talk about speedsters
I miss Jesse.
>>81207841
>I am really hoping those ded Stargirl rumors are bullshit.
I kinda doubt Geoff will actually allow anything to happen to his imouto.
>>81208031
Those ones that some dude posted on /co/ a while back, the insider? That Stargirl dying was some tradeoff, but it had to do with the JSA missing from history for a reason, etc.
Some of the shit he posted seems to be a little in line with what we're finding out.
>>81208033
it's a background sort of Annual
>>81207913
The Joker looks interesting enough visually (like the tuxedo, panda costume, eyeball goon, clock of knives, sickly green color palette) to draw me in. Unlike that shot of the Transformers-style twisted metal monster.
>>81208031
She killed Stargirl in Bombshells #12, so people are saying she got kicked off of Wonder Woman because of it.
And for some reason /co/ believes that Stargirl died in a plane crash when that wasn't how it went, but who here reads comics
>>81208146
>Doxxx
somewhere, Axel Braun perks up
>>81208146
>Those ones that some dude posted on /co/ a while back, the insider? That Stargirl dying was some tradeoff, but it had to do with the JSA missing from history for a reason, etc.
oh wait, what? is this something different from the Bombshells thing?
that's really fucking weird, I can't imagine Geoff voluntarily letting anybody off main continuity Stargirl
>>81208146
That doesn't make sense , why would they have to kill stargirl?
>>81208177
Whoops wrong Stargirl rumor
Got that and all the Bennet talk mixed up
>>81208177
That's definitely not true, but I CAN believe the 'Johns runs into Rucka, asks him to come back and do WW for Rebirth, literally doesn't know who Bennett is' line.
>>81208214
They wouldn't, but she still made a deal with Satan that he hasn't collected on.
>>81207841
Sometime we should read 60's Teen Titans, it's hilarious.
>>81208146
LOL, oh that. IIRC, a lot of that stuff was pulled from Bleeding Cool rumors (the Stargirl thing not included) so anything accurate is probably just from Rich the Leech's source.
>>81208194
It really is a shame Axel Braun isn't like, much much better at porn than he is.
>>81208168
I just have a lifetime of seeing The Joker and I'm really fucking tired of him
>>81208274
That's one tall-ass drink.
>>81208197
Lemme see if I can find this shit in desu
>>81208294
I think it was more that Rich copied it off of here, but it's an ourobouros of bullshit, for sure
>>81208312
the actual porn is so underwhelming.
>>81207841
>Right, I'm more interested in something that's leapfrogging further back than NTT, just out of variety
I know right
I kinda want Abnett to do something with Bumblebee because literally nobody has
On comic vine, it has Tiny Titans has her most appearances in one bookAlso the team is looking really white and I don't want DC to get in trouble
>>81208312
I'd really like to think that there's going to be a new generation of parodymakers who build on his groundwork to do something even better.
>>81208251
Yeah I'm 99% sure Johns doesn't even read Bombshells or pay attention to it
Like Bennett has said that she listens and works with one or two editors to keep her on track and that's it
Her being sick and not being able to write fast enough seems way more likely than Johns getting mad
>>81208370
say, that previous page is pretty /d/, spore on the face and all
>>81208376
there's a Bumblebee vocal fandom on twitter but it seems mostly aspirational, like "We like her design! Do something with her!"
>>81208370
There's a Zizek line about porn being afraid of being sincere and while I don't buy that as an absolute it's a really accurate summary of porn as an industry. Braun's shit is the typical macho shit.
>>81207932
D-Don't tease me, anon...
>>81208370
>he took off the facehugger
BTW OP my offer from yesterday is still open. I'm willing to buy Zemo for you in AA if you'd like.
>>81208482
Hey, I can get liking a character because they look neat and might be pretty cool if they had a chance.
>>81208482
I can empathize with aspirational fans. Nothing better than someone picking up MEL or some other cult fave and making it work.
>>81208482
I can get behind that
I still find it funny how Bumblebee has shown up in THREE adaptations, but she doesn't show up anywhere but event and Titans splash pages
>>81208482
here's the thread: it's probably bullshit, but we can play scorecard
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80085175/#80085257
Found that thread with the Stargirl stuff and my favorite comment:
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80085175/#q80086565
>>81208482
IMMEDIATELY suspicious of how that wasteland got so dead and skully in the first place with her around.
>>81208482
Hey, her design is pretty alright.
I used to like the TT Bumblebee because of her B shaped stingers.
>>81208542
Zemo isn't available anymore :(
>>81208578
>>81208582
>>81208592
Fans have a reasonably good sense of "This character could be enjoyable with a little work", and I'm all for building more different things.
>>81208602
>>81208618
I never know how much to buy into creators weaponizing characters against creators rumors because it seems so ridiculous but then again it actually has happened a whole bunch of times.
>>81208695
And I'm an immense fan of Rocafort's Donna. Doesn't exist, and I don't even like Donna, but it would be neat.
>>81208618
>(The idea of a new Star Spangled Kid/eliminating Star Girl, is not Geoff's idea. His sister's fictional avatar is being sacrificed, by order of Bob Harras, to ensure Geoff "sacrifices" too, since Harras is firmly in the "stay the course" camp and against the DC Rebirth changes).
that almost sounds insane and mean enough to be true!it's probably not though
>>81208015
>Apparently the current ongoing is pretty explicitly feminist in some readings,
I really hope that's not the case, because attaching anything feminist to Harley Quinn is a terrible idea.
>B-but, she escaped her abusive relationship!
She's also a violent psychopath. What next, we gonna start propping up Lorena Bobbitt as a feminist icon? Come the fuck on now.
>>81208784
Cutting an abusive husband's dick off is a pretty feminist move tho
>>81208784
You mean Bobbitt's not a feminist icon?
>>81208784
folie a deux HQ > Joker is at fault HQ IMO
but people have written the latter a whole lot more than the former, so canon's canon
>>81208714
Whaaaat. He'll be purchasable again later on, right? Is the app popular enough for them to be able to have one-time-only characters?
>>81208714
yeah, Harley's definitely popular--and now monetized like woah--enough to be softened into an anti-hero at worst
>>81208918
We can hope they'll start rotating things back through
>>81208618
Oh yeah. I remember that Wally JSA thing was like 2 drafts from good
>>81208972
AHA
>>81209010
>James Robinson @JamesDRobinson 26m26 minutes ago
>So they claim to have unearthed a Siberian unicorn, huh? Coincidentally that was my stage name when I did Russian porn.
He's back in form!
>>81209096
Oh, Robinson. I guess it's time to refollow.dammit, russian porn's some hardcore shit
>>81208482
Astrild is cute. CUTE!
I smell an eventual face-turn.
>>81209010
>casting Mass Life Drain
Damn!
>>81208918
>>81208972
Supposedly there's in-game data about him being available later on for $5 but there's no guarantee they actually activate it. Right now it seems like he has a set level when he's available for new players and old players who already passed on the chance to buy him can't get him anymore.
>>81208146
That shit sounded fake as fuck desu, I don't see any executives being that cruel that they'd demand a bloody sacrifice from Johns, not even Harass.
>>81209096
>>81209224
ffffuuuuuck this world
>>81209096
>The truth is you have made your people soft, easy pickings for one such as I.
... It's sad that he's got a good point there.
>Siberian Unicorn
... Robinson, you're weird.
>>81208407
>Silver Age of comic book porn parodies
>>81209250
Considering Johns make money for them and Harras is there entirely because he has hardcore blackmail materialyeah it's true, harras gets what he wants
>>81209170
I remember when a friend of mine found Russian Jackass on the intertubes
Robinson is much more chipper these days. Being sober and moving to Vegas have been good to him.
>>81209250
It's just dumb enough that it's believable to me.
>>81209420
>>81209390
when he's in good form, he's a really funny troll.
>>81209402
A-anon, no...And I thought it was Berganza that had blackmail, not Harras?
>>81209420
Who needs Jackass when you have Russian car crash compilations?
>>81209224
It doesn't make sense not to activate it, though. I mean, $20 is only justifiable if it's early access to the character that will be available for less later on. By not doing that, you're basically threatening users to buy characters at high prices because they'll never be available again. And that's no model for a successful f2p waiting sim
>>81209454
>>81209491
those fucking dashcam videos, the one of the accordion bus in the iced-up tunnel is hilarious and terrifying
>>81208618
Oh shit, that's my post hah
>>81209454
Robinson does totes inappropes so well, but it's Hickman who just makes me bust my shit laughing. It's also why I don't trust the Legion thing, sadly, but I'm amused regardless.
>>81209526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G283c3DAC3c
Speaking of Stargirl, "Kortni". Something about Courtney as a Russkie complete with thick accent sounds goddamned adorable.
>>81209420
>You cannot reason with me. You cannot bargain with me.
It's always weird to see a villain acknowledge that they are the villain.
>>81209499
It could be like a year or two off before they turn it on though. I could see them waiting a while since they've already pissed paying customers off with stuff like changing the event requirements after people bought generators. Surely they'll want movie popularity dosh though.
>>81209645
any Russophones able to say if that's a decent parsing of her name?
>>81209569
I would lose it laughing if Hickman went full troll with Legion stuff and start tweeting like graphs and shit with hints they're LOSH relatedbut then everyone would take it seriously and it'd get weird
>>81209713
>>81209645
She and Powergirl are the Night Witches in the book, IIRC.
>>81209096
>>81209420
>>81209526
>>81209454
>>81209615
I remember reading this moment in a preview in Streets of Gotham or some shit like that and being so confused as to why Starro the Barbarian was fighting Cosmic Lady Joker.
>>81209730hickman please do this
>>81209749
>>81209813
wow real fuckin goofball parade going on here
>>81209813
Oh honey, Dox always has an army
>>81209683
Do apps like this even maintain their popularity that long? I have very little experience with them, but I'd think that aside from kids with access to their parents' credit cards, most people would just drop it once the grind sets in.
>>81209813
Brunt looks so goofy and Silver Agey.
>>81209894
>>81209569
It baffles me how Hickman can show so much personality online, but then completely drain it out of his characters.
Good god, I do not want a Hickman Legion ever, he couldn't even handle the size of his own Avengers team.
>>81209813
>Gee Acarinus, how come you get TWO starros?!
>>81209929
He looks like he's from an Archie Sonic or Megaman comic.
>>81209945
His twitter is legitmately funnier than his books
>>81209904
Some of them like Clash of Clans do. I think with a popular franchise you have more of a shot of sticking around than just a generic one though.
>>81209930
>>81209813
No, Limina, you're thinking of the other Vril Dox.
By the way, I love this trope. Where the villain has a collection of colorful goons who command their army. It's dirt common, but still nice.
>>81209945
I don't get y'all who are crazy for Hickman LOSH either. I'm gonna turn into Bitch Hickman if that stuff happens. Hickman FF = good Hickman Avengers = really not good.
How hard would you lose it if the Time Trapper gave the Everything Dies speech
>>81210001
Paladins are the best.
>>81210049
>>81209894
What are the odds Smite's dark past was in a KISS cover band?
>>81210040
Money and eyeballs, genius. Hickman won't be on it for a decade, but he could give it a decade of life and visibility.
>>81210046
I'm coming just thinking about it
>>81210121
I think that's a very generous estimate.
>>81210071
the writing in Waifu Academy is pretty amusing, but not worth paying for more of like they want you to
>>81210049
These are clearly monks OP.
>>81210121
>Hickman Legion thread
>Issue #18
Anon #1: Anything happen this issue?
Anon #2: IT'S GOING TO PAY OFF IN THE END YOU FUCKING WHINERS
>>81210219
Yeah, but they're almost paladins, so they're still cool.
>>81210239
>from LOSH into LOST
>>81210255
that bottom left hand corner lettering is sooo Walt Simonson
>>81210239
It's funny because it's true!
>>81210239
>tfw being both Anon #1 and #2 all through Avengers
>>81210255Monks are cool anyway.
>>81210239
>"fuck you, legion lost ended two issues ago"
>>81210211
I spent $5 on it today because I was going to be a few hours short to get Pepper and now I'm disappointed with myself.
>>81210049
>Paladins are the best.
Shame everyone unfairly hates them due to idiots who don't understand how to play them right.
>>81210219
>>81210255
The Solidarity members are multi-classed, obviously.
>>81208015
>rules nine galaxies
People should really learn some things about Space before try try talking about it. Our own Galaxy alone is unbelievably huge. As a frame of reference, all of Star Trek takes place in a tiny part of the Galaxy and the Federation has only explored 1/septillionth of it or something.
>>81210294
I really did enjoy Hickman F4/FF until the last few issues, but I was uneasy about his Avengers from the opening narration, and it proved out.
I don't wanna read his Legion but I would love to hear Hickman's idea about it
>>81210365
>multi-classed
What kind of new-fangled bullshit you think we're playing, senpai?
>>81210395
>As a frame of reference, all of Star Trek takes place in a tiny part of the Galaxy
And then there's Voyager.
>>81210356
we all blow money on dumb shit occasionally. I've cried when I killed pricey plants out of stupidity/accident.
>>81210400
It was really weird seeing people argue that 1. the bloated cast was necessary and 2. because the cast was bloated, Hickman was justified with doing nothing with about 3/4ths of them.
Just... make a smaller cast? You're not gonna do anything with Falcon or Spider-Woman, just don't include them. Hell, Beast never got to do anything in the Illuminati, and it took Dr. Strange about 12 or more issues before he got to do shit.
>>81210423
>here's a bunch of new characters with edgy names
>here's a bunch of legions and alternate legions
>now they will talk at each other forever as I lay red herrings until I skip over the important parts of the conclusion and give you an ending narration
Except obviously in pitching that he would make it sound a lot more interesting.
>>81210482
>>81210490
I still kind of boil when I think about that late Act 3 Molecule Man reveal
>>81210400
>>81210486
And he got such a goddamn run on it. So much freedom.
>>81210490
>Council of Legions
>>81210490
exactly why I wanna hear him pitch it. then i don't have to wait 4 years to find out all the bullshit with Brainy is actually a super complex plot to rebuild the miracle machine to take down Mordru the Time Trapper
>>81210521
how are you owls today?
>>81210537
>not Legion of Legions
>>81210537
>>81210537
>acting like everyone itt wouldn't buy multiple issues of arguing Brainys
>>81210435
AD&D, nigga
>>81210584
I'd really enjoy watching Vril beat some sense into his retarded descendants for sure.
>>81210550
Noticing the sudden space KISS homolust, you?
>>81210521
Damn Starro is a cold son of a bitch.
>>81210584
I could see the whole idea appealing to only 19 people, yea.
>>81210550
>amorality is the greatest evil
when will this meme end?
>>81210550
>How are you owls today?
Been dealing with sinus congestion all fucking day. I've forgotten what breathing though my nose feels like.
>>81210538
>Mordru the Time Trapper
... I'm legitimately surprised that hasn't actually happened ever.
>Max Landis on Legion of Super-Heroes
>>81210649
I can't believe I sunburned my lower back
it hurts :(
>>81210722
>>81210681
Isn't there a character in Usagi Yojimbo that believes distinguishing between good and evil is an act of evil in itself?
>>81210550
I'm ok OP. How are you?
>>81210550
My brother brought a huge cheesecake for Easter and we have enough of it to last for a week.
>>81210738
>>81210759
I made a cheesecake recently. It somehow came out a centimeter tall.
>>81210742
I wouldn't know, I don't read furshit
>>81210759
mmmmm
>>81210722
I'm really, really on-board with Starro's command crew being essentially He-Man villains in both look and planning abilities.
>>81210797
>>81210798
Now we just need some Skeletor up in this motherfucker
>>81210742
That sounds plausible.
>>81210828
>>81210715
I like American Alien so I'd at least check out the first issue.
>>81210883
Same honestly.
>>81210883
same
the only thing I don't really like about AA is the dialogue, he needs an editor who's not afraid to go to town
>>81210211
Yeah, I just know that you really wanted him and I wanted to do something to show my gratitude for your storytimes. Plus I had some pocket change after housesitting last week.
>>81210877
>>81210883
did you read that BC panel report on Max Landis being fucking insane? must be nice to be able to do that and not get your ass fired
>>81210788
>Usagi Yojimbo
>furshit
I know you're just trying to troll but that's still lame bait.
>>81210883
At least they'd act like teens. Spoiled rich teens like Landis and his friends, but teens.
>>81210937
The thought is very appreciated, anon! But enjoy your monies.
>>81210938
dude is just the worst
>>81210938
Dude just got paid $3 million for a script from Netflix.
I know of a few others in Landis' circle and they genuinely seem like smart kids who never grew up.
hot damn
>>81211008
He reminds me of a certain kind of famous prof's kid, because well, he's a famous director's kid
>>81211038
>dem abs
this should be illegal
>>81211046
>>81211093
t-those abs...
>>81211008
Everything about him does scream "spoiled nerd", yeah.
There's the slight noticeable difference of aggression you can see in him of getting whatever he wants versus regular bitter nerds who still want revenge on anyone, real or imagined, who ever made fun of them.
>>81211038
Lameass bike, tho.
>>81211038
On the one hand, a full jacket would look cooler.
On the other hand, if I had those abs, I'd be looking for excuses to show off too.
>>81210722
>actually wanting to bring Lyrl into your lair
lol
>>81211132
AND NOW back to dickery and some classic L.E.G.I.O.N. cast
> How she is even on the Justice League amazes him, as he considers Wonder Woman to be the “sickest most bad ass punisher.” He then described a fight sequence where Superman and Batman have to team up to stop her, and after she brutally attacks them, leaving Superman almost missing an eye, Superman is finally able to defeat her by kissing her and sucking all the air out of her lungs.
hahaha this kid
>>81211038
Nice abs, Diana.
All Amazons should be drawn with muscle. Just gonna put that out there.
>>81211217
Now, just imagine if that was how Superman overcame the kryptonite gas in BvS.
>>81210938
I just did and... goddamn. "Profane dog nipples" is all I'll say. Fucking weirdo.
>>81211132I didn't know you were that way inclined, storyteller
>>81211251
Nobody is gonna dispute that
>>81211217
Hold on, what the fuck is this stupid shit?
>>81211114
>>81211314
Landis rambling about Wonder Woman
>>81211314
Landis was asked what his take on WW would be.
>>81211306
Nice abs are nice abs
>>81210938
I did not see it
Can somebody link it or quote the most insane parts?
>>81211038
10/10
Shame about it being so fucking expensive though
>>81211387
Do you think Starros moult?
>>81211114
>>81211132
And I can see why people don't like retconning all the Starro fights as the control of the humanoid guy but I think establishing that the Starro race is still parasitic on its own anyway kind of makes it not a big deal to me.
>>81211339
>>81211350
Ah, so he's an idiot.
>"sickest most badass punisher"
And he's one of THOSE assholes as well. Fantastic.
>>81211417
>Another fan, someone who Max Landis recognizes on Twitter because he is part of the group of 40 people who rarely say anything anti-Semitic, asked how Landis would do Wonder Woman…
>He explained that in his view, Wonder Woman is a flawed character. She doesn’t share this flaw with the other male Justice League members. How she was created to be cheesecake and exploitative, and that there’s yet to be a definitive Wonder Woman story. But that as a character, she’s meaner than Batman, smarter than Superman, almost as strong, but knows martial arts because Superman never needed to learn them, so then he gets ambushed by her using Navy Seal training. What Landis says he is interested in is creating a fundamentally awful version of the character than will piss off everyone, which is “SO MUCH FUN!” While he feels that his Superman’s only flaw is the limits of what he knows and that he makes impulsive choices, his Batman is essentially a monstrous sociopath, but who won’t kill because killing is wrong, his Wonder Woman would be really terrible, as she’d come from a society that hates men, she can kill anyone who argues with her and will, and while there’s a lot of interesting places to take this interpretation of the character, she’s from a society of warriors who “CUT THEIR BOOBS OFF” and who killed all the men, except the cute ones, bred with them and THEN killed them. How she is even on the Justice League amazes him, as he considers Wonder Woman to be the “sickest most bad ass punisher.” He then described a fight sequence where Superman and Batman have to team up to stop her, and after she brutally attacks them, leaving Superman almost missing an eye, Superman is finally able to defeat her by kissing her and sucking all the air out of her lungs.
>>81211387
>>81211441
odds are good
weird seeing the Omega Men now
>>81211499
that's so stupid it's hard to parse all of its stupid at once
Voorl ;___;
>>81211484
Yeah it's basically like a freak accident to produce the composite. Your ordinary ruler starro will still be a giant space starfish.
Just in this instance a juvenile ruler one hit a crazy psychic genocide bomb and boom, space barbarians.
>>81211499
what the flying shit
>>81211547
isn't it just?
>>81211554
Awwww, rock family. <3
>>81211488
Okay so yeah, he is an idiot, but he's an ideas guy who isn't entirely bad all the time. Landis seems like a complete and total tool but I'd be quite happy for him to write a shit ton of comics.
The last few issues of American Alien have been pretty solid.
>>81211554
awww, their kid is adorable
>>81211499
>being this fucking wrong about everything to do with Wonder Woman
Holy shit. Max Landis is /co/!
>>81211602
Just be sure he's actually being edited
>>81211648
Landis at Marvel would be a thing to fucking see.
I dunno where else to ask but is Weekly Shonen Jump really just 99 cents an issue on comixology? If so no wonder people are jumping to manga my god.
>>81211602
Yeah, if there's someone to wrangle him and separate the wheat from chaff he can be alright
>>81211562
I think if anything I would have left the old JLA fights and shit alone and had the bald guy only recently taken control and built up the empire. But it's definitely not a thing that would stop future creators from using the starfish alone.
>>81211648
SICK BURN
>>81211717
>>81211717
>Kanjar Ro
man remember the silver age where the JLA just fought insane aliens
>>81211688
>I dunno where else to ask but is Weekly Shonen Jump really just 99 cents an issue on comixology
Apparently! I though it was like 5-6 bucks an issue? Wonder if they're having a sale or something
>>81211739
"The last time you got loose, Lyrl..."
>>81211789
>>81211789
>"I need to keep you my people's equivalent of retarded, so do everything I say."
Vril pls.
>>81211688
It's 99 cents, yeah. 25.99 for a whole year. That's from Viz, not just comixology. I don't care about anything in Jump but OPM and MHA though (which sadly has started to dip lately).
If there's ever another Mangaverse project they seriously need to hire Horikoshi for X-Men.
>>81211499
>He explained that in his view, Wonder Woman is a flawed character
stopped reading there
>>81211811
>>81211639
If you could put /co/ into a person it'd probably be a less successful less confident Landis, yeah.
>>81211860
Brooty ;__;
I didn't even look at the Omega Men preview, I have this pure experience of it in floppy form
