The last cartoonor anime, I don't judgeyou watched is used as a cutaway gag in Family Guy. How does this go down?
>Teen Titans Go
This reminds me of the time a thread was immediately derailed into TT vs TTG shitflinging.
>God Mako this reminds me of that time I cock blocked you
>Twice...
>Remember that Mako? I was a really bitch that day. I was a such a bitch I destroyed the entire RCPD
>>81179125
This reminds me of the timetoenail
Remember that time someone cried?
Remember that time the main character wasnt very good at controlling their supernatural powers?
Remember that time there was lesbians?
Remember that time this was too sexual for children?haha tricked ya
>>81179467
It still scares the fuck out of me how my nephew can sit there and watch that scene without so much as cringing.
That reminds me of the wait fuck what was the last cartoon i watched?
>Detective Conan
We haven't dressed up this nice since we celebrated stumbling into our 100th murder case!
>You think THAT'S bad?
>Remember the time I was kicked out of Dethklok?
>>81179125
>Zootopia
Probably a joke about Police brutality or Peter ruining family vacations by not getting locqal customs. Then it flashes to Peter eating a pig or a deer and then getting brutalized by the ZPD.
For an actual cartoon show:
>Phineas and Ferb
>"Like that time WE were the cutaway gag in a Disney Cartoon."
>Suddenly flash over to Doofenschmirtz
>"It all started when I was angry at the TV because it was showing NOTHING but Family Guy Reruns. I mean who watches Family Guy reruns? Futurama? Sure, but Family guy? Really?"
>>81179125
>Arthur
George finally snaps and shoots the school
>>81180413
this is honestly the most realistic response in the thread so far because i can totally see family guy trying to pull this kind of edgy shit off.
>>81179125
>Dragon Ball Super
I'm sure there's already a Dragon Ball Z one, since it's the only anime that people who write anime parodies in cartoons have ever heard of.
>"Ah geez Lois, remember that time I had to babysit the Venture Brothers?"
Cuts to a five minute gag of Peter accidentally killing Hank and Dean and trying to hide the bodies. Ends with the predictable "It's okay, we can clone more of them!" punchline.
>>81179125
>NGE
Ah geez, this is even worse than that time I stopped Instrumentality while I was wasted.
>>81180637
And have it obviously be after season 3.
>Billy & Mandy
this is worse than that time I befriended the Grim reaper and went on wacky shenanigan adventures
>>81179611
is it bad if that was what i was expecting
am i autistic or somethingi haven't even read it
"This is worse than the time that little girl stole a medal from me."
Dan vs
>adventure time
this is worse than the time i ran into that Stretch Armstrong dog
>>81179125
>This is worse than that time a homeless midget swore revenge on me.
>>81182035
You should read it and then kill yourself when you realize how little it updates
>>81179125
This reminds me of that time we got lost and got directions from that kid with the three alien lesbians
>>81180714
The cynic in me actually wants to kind of see this one.
Venture Bros
>Thats worse than the time I worked for the Monarch
[insert joke about how Brock Samson and Joe Swanson have the same voice]
>>81179125
>Galko
she's fat and stupid just like Meg and a random guy runs in and beats the shit out of her, spits on her, and calls her a whore whilw she's crying
>>81180553
There actually hasn't been to my knowledge.
>>81183325
>ugh this is worse than the time I went Super Saiyan
>Peter on the toilet
>Starts groaning and pushing out a shit
>takes about 3 minutes of groaning and straining
>transforms and blows up the bathroom
>he's still sitting on the toilet and he says "uhhh Lois, can you grab me a new role of toilet paper"
>>81182171
This is even worse than everything
>>81183620
I actually laughed at this. You should write for Family Guy.
>>81183731
you wouldn't think it was funny if you had to sit through the classic shit family guy "literally too lazy to write jokes so let's put something retarded here for multiple minutes" sounds of him pushing out a shit. Though the scene could be shortened to like 20 seconds.
Thanks man.
>mom, what's dad doing
>it's just another phase Chris, like that time your father became obsessed with those Chinese cartoons
>Peter dressed in gokus uniform. Tries to kamehameha against generic anime villain
>villain kicks him in the knee and he does that retarded knee gag for about 5 minutes
>Gurren Lagaan
oh boy
>>81179125
this is worst than the time I went to Adam Sandler's spooky hotel
Holy fuck I can't remember. I only watch shitty youtubers and ironic youtubers these days.
We Bare Bears
Help me /co/
>>81179125
>This reminds me of that time Luffy became King of the Pirates
>Cut to a spongebob-esque "Any day now"
>It's like that time when the British witchhunter accused me of being a pedophile over a simple misunderstanding
>Oh hello strange looking friend. You want to help me play violin for these children
>YOU ARE A KIDDY FIDDLER AND A PAEDOPHILE!
>A pee do what?
>Gravity Falls
Everything's gonna be okay.>Hai to Gensou no Grimgarfuck
>>81179125
One Punch Man.
Joke about how boring a superhero who defeats everything with one punch is.
Yes, that'd be missing the entire point, but I wouldn't expect more from McFarlane.
But this whole show is basically just a gag
>>81186711
This is worse then the time I had to walk around stacked under three bears
>This is worse than that time I found myself trapped in that children's book special
>Peter: I wanna go where, da sun is always shinin', and nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, little golden book land! I wanna go where, something-something-something, there's a boat and cat and a dog, in little golden book land!
>Brian: Get up and go! Get up and go! Don't be afraid to-
Peter: Let one blow! *Fart*
Both: Get up and go, get up and go, you gotta have get up and go!
Stewie: I've always been shy, to try something new.
Brian: Oh, yeah, that's in character for you.
Stewie: But this time I want, to give it a try, it's time to just get up and-
Osama bin Laden: BLOW! *Explode*
>Brian: Friends to the end, friends from the start, friends forever friends in our hearts!
>Peter: Lend someone a helping hand! Show them that you care! Yeah, that's right, we're doing the actual song this time.
>Brian: Friends will help you any time, any place, anywhere!
>Both: Friends to the end, friends from the start, friends forever, friends in our hearts. Friends to the end, friends from the start, friends forever, friends in our hearts!
>Peter: There, I just saved you 25 minutes. Be honest, you didn't even remember this goddamn cartoon until I brought it up. Talk about nostalgia overload! Hashtag, #ThankYouPeterForRemindingMeOfMyChildhood
>Peter: I swear to God, if I don't see that trending in an hour I will, no joke, I will kill this fucking cat!
>Shy Little Kitten: Eep!
>"This is just as bad as when I went on adventures with Rick and Morty!"
>Peter: Jesus Christ, this is more unusual than that time I had to babysit that weird girl named "Casandra" or something.
>Girl: Do you think birds are important?
>Peter: I, uh... honestly haven't given it any thought, what exactly is it that you like?
>Girl: Memes!
>Peter: Yyyyeah, I'm not really familiar with that.
>Girl: That's okay! Do you want to see my doubles?
>[prolonged pause]
>Peter: ...nnnnnnnno.
>Girl: How about my ass?
>[prolonged pause]
>Peter: I'm just going to make you dinner.
Peter remains stoic the entire time.
>>81189196
>Girl: Do you think birds are important?
>Peter: I, uh... honestly haven't given it any thought, what exactly is it that you like?
Swing and a miss. Any excuse will be taken to go full "bird is the word" mode.
>"this reminds me of the time I had to fight dragons"
>Peter runs in dressed as a knight "Hey I'm all ready to fight the- what the! you guys have giant robots"
>Pans back to show a bunch of women with brightly colored hair getting into mechs
>"yes, and you get one two but first..." cue uncomfortably long scene of Peter being stripped and then fisted.
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Stardust Crusaders
>Peter discovers his Stand
>they smoke weeddude lmao
>his Stand has a bad trip, beats the shit out of him, rapes him and leaves spitting on his demolished body
*canned laughter with a barely recognizable sound of Seth MacFarlane tumbling around on his pile of cash*
>>81189279
Maybe if it was the last line I would have made it a Bird is the Word joke.
Fairly odd Parents
[dumb fart joke] + [awkward silence]
>>81189196
>a board-tan
Is there some animated series for that crap or something?
>>81183886
winner winner chicken dinner
>Gunbuster
I guess it can make a joke about how Christopher Nolan made its plot surprisingly even dumber in Inception. You'd think removing mecha aspect would make things look less stupid.
>This is more awkward than that time I believed in Charlie brown
>This sequence plays with Peter instead of Snoopy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Rfjl6tGW4
>Cuts to Charlie killing himself or something.
>"Hey Pucci, isn't this just like that time my gay British-Italian son caused a mafia drug lord to die in every way possible?"
>>81179125
Five minute extended slow motion loop of Finn brutally raping Jake.
>>81185334
Unrelated but I see people talking highly of this series. I've been meaning to watch it, is the dub good?
>>81194381
The dub is okay.
>"This isn't so bad. Remember the time we had to stay at that butterfly-themed villain's cocoon hideout?"
>>81179125
i don't even know how this would turn out
>>81195457
Better than the original?
>>81195725
i don't think i want to know
>>81179125
>Osomatsu san
>this almost has bad as that time we had those japanese sextuplets living next door
Sounds like a real gag actually.
>Scooby Doo
Been done
>>81179125
>this reminds me of the time I met that family with 11 kids!
>the joke is that Herbert the Pedophile moves next door.
A more clever one would be if Herbert burst in to hear the cutaway gag too and the scene ended, but FG goes the lazier route. And either way Herbert is still a shit character
>this is worse than the time I looked at that blue cat woman's ass.
>cut to Nicole seriously beating the crap out of Peter for two minutes
>after she's done, switch focus to Gumball
>Gumball says something along the lines of "I'm glad I'm not his son"
>Richard
>Gumball pulls out a gun and shoots himself
>>81179125
>We Bare Bears
Insert predictable gay joke here
>>81196919
>>81198119
They'd have both of these on the show and it'd be the same joke twice
>>81179125
>Futurama
I dunno, he's just standing there and then he makes some comment about how he'd fuck Leela, possibly in the eye.
>>81199189
>>81186711
>This reminds me of when I had to live those gay bears
Cut to a scene of the bears and peter saying something about the audience thinking he was talking about hairy gay people.
the colorful horse sitcom
>Young Justice
"I feel more worthless than Aquaman's sidekick..."
>>81179125
This reminds me of the last time Lex Luthor made Cleveland and me fight in gotham.
Tell me something Cleveland, do you bleed?
Do you also pee? hehehehee.....
>>81179125
>psycho pass
>remember that time I helped the police make an arrest?
>cuts to Peter standing in the background as someonegets exploded by a dominator
>fafner exodus
Geez this is worse than that time I invited a festum over for Dinner
>This worse than time I had to sit next to Buddy Holly on a plane
>Cuts to buddy holly taking up 2 armrests
>Nyehahaha hey Pearl remember that one time when we rebelled against our homeworld?
Peter at the Xavier institute?
>>81182067
>You little bitch! Where's my medal?! Where's my medal bitch?! You better get back my medal or I'm gonna wreck you!
>>81203893
Remember that time we tried to get chris a full scholarship
>This is a better idea than that mystery shack I tried to open with my niece and nephew!
last thing i watched was powerpuff girls.
id post that picture of mojo jojo from the reboot that looks straight out of family guy, but i dont have it.
>hey lois, remember that time i accidentally created three superpowered children and had to pay child support to the laws of chemistry?
>>81204095
Prof. Xavier is just Bullock in a wheelchair, Peter loses the scholarship for making too many cripple jokes.
>>81179125
Inside Out
>"Man, this job freakin' sucks worse than that gig I had in (insert celebrity here)'s head."
>cut to a teenage girl in hospital, with her parents sobbing
>"What could've driven her to suicide?"
>pan to girl, zoom in to Inside Out control station
>Anger is tied to a chair, Sadness is shot in the head, Disgust is lying on the ground with entrails spilling out and wide-open eyes
>"It's okay Fear, they can't hurt you anymore."
>camera pans to Quagmire trying to rape Joy and saying Giggity while she criesLOL
This is worse than that time I drove down a mountain
>Cut to an AE86 flipping over and exploding on a mountain Road
>Peter crawls out and does the knee thing
>Muffled eurobeat playing in the distance
>Regular Show
The joke will literally be "dude weed lmao".
>>81179125
"This is worse than the one time I tried to put that sailor suit on."
>skip to Peter trying to put in Senketsu
>it barely fits
>does Godrobe Life Fiber Synchronize
>it works
>tries to move
>Senketsu is ripped to literal threads
>Peter gives no shits and forgets about it two seconds later
Samurai Jack
>Peter out of nowhere
>Does something retarded and unfunny
You can use it everywhere
>"this is weirder than that time I starred in a hentai"
>>81208742
Oops wrong pic
>no game no life
Some joke about Sora and Shiro's incest-like relationship.
>>81179125
You think that's bad Lois, remember the time we got into that Kars accident
>>81209040
All I can see them doing is getting into a car accident with Kars and they act civil about it.
>>81198853
I actually kinda want to see this.
>>81209286
they did that but with them hitting a Deer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpdwq--vS50
>Flintstones
Well they already made like half a dozen with them
https://youtu.be/DnemNrKfYyU
>>81183886
>>villain kicks him in the knee and he does that retarded knee gag for about 5 minutes
And then turns into a super pooper scooper.
>>81208983
Season 2 when?Also the plot moved way too fucking fast, more ground level peasantry game playing would have been nice
>>81179779
same
last thing I remember clearly is GitS
Remember the time I had that prosthetic robot body and got dropped from orbit?
>>81179125
"This reminds me off the time some blonde guy came to laugh at me!"
>>81189342
>likes JoJo
>thinks family guy is mean spirited
Its a shit taste double whammy
>>81194381
It's fine except they pronounce Simon as in Japanese instead of English, it's fucking annoying for a lot of people.
>>81208859
>Peter goes on a killing spree because he can't get his rocks off
>>81204228
Wouldn't it be something like this?
>MLP
Huh. Surpised they haven't already done that
>>81182289
thats a comic
>ohhh boy Lois, this is better than that time I met that galaxy wandering hippie!
>next 2minutes is dude weed lmao jokes
>>81211323
It's never stopped bugging me that you're supposed to say it "Shee-mon" as opposed to just "Simon." Okay, I get it, that's how Gainax wanted it, but fuck, it's BETTER if you just say it "Simon." It's a normal everyday name in a crazy, far-out world. It makes Simon a better protagonist.
It's like how Star Wars' protagonist is named 'Luke.' It's the only normal name in the trilogy, and that's important.
>>81179125
>"God, this is worse than that time I had to train those racehorse girls to be ice skating pop idols."
>beat
>Peter looks at his script
>"Seth, we need to talk."
>>81183886
Then tries to make Chris fight the villain
>>81213326
>I'm also in that thread
>>81204541
I can actually see that happening
>star v e
Low level reference taking a jab at modern disney cartoons, probably making fun of Star for being quirky and including other references to like P&F and GF
>"Hey Lois, this reminds me of the time I was a tomato!"
>Cut to Peter in the cockpit of Big O dressed as Roger, with Lois at his side as Dorothy
>"I... I don't really get this reference, I don't... I don't watch Chinese cartoons. And what kinda asshole names a kid's show after a sex joke?"
>>81214740
It's the easiest Family Guy cutaway to create: take something kid-friendly, and corrupt it with Family Gore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRMOOg9ztwIt actually works sometimes
>>81213201
I thought all the other names were normal Japanese names, is that not the case?
Also Leia is a normal name too, it's just pronounced and spelled weird (Lea/Leah).
>>81190946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRIa4Aj473s
Technically a trailer but episode 1 never happened ;_;7
Peter: You think THAT'S bad? Remember that time I went to that school in Japan?
-cutaway to North High from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya-
Peter: So, you two be the bunny girls, and I'll be the big, mean fox that wants to eat'cha!
Kyon: How old even are you?
Itsuki: I'll make sure to take lots of pictures for the website!
Peter: Hey, squinty, take pictures of the girls, why are ya takin' pictures of me for!?
>>81179125
>Fate Stay Night
They done fucked up
>>81195725
>aw geez lois, this was worse than that time I and Twilight Sparkle became ghostbusters
>Peter gets the fly away effect and effectively gets highly sexual jokes while Stocking just walks away
>than 5 minutes of Peter fucking the shit out of Everything
>>81179125
Regular Show
>"Hey Chris, remember that time I got a job at that park."
>Cutaway to The Park.
>"Hey douchebags, what ar- HOLY HELL, I'M HIGH."
>Que picture of Merdecoo and Rigbae
>"Hey wait.. It's a bird.."
>Immediately shoots bird, poops on it.
>"FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF CRAP, YOU SHIT ON MY CAR, LAND WHEN I WAS PLAYING BIRD IS THE WORD."
>Stewie: Don't worry Brian, I'll be there faster than that blue hedgehog.
I dunno entirely how it'd work, but there'd be something about Sonic being too fast sexually and Knuckles would have a black guy voice.
Jeez I haven't been this exhausted since I was a magical girl
>cut to copyright-friendly Madoka and Sayaka fighting
>"Peter, we need your help!"
>cue 2-minute transformation sequence for Peter, animated like it's really anime
>he runs at the monster, gets knocked back and does the knee thinghaha
>>81217115
i'm imagining madoka and sayaka in family guy style and it makes me want to kill myself
>Yu Yu Hakusho
>"Remember that time I was a spirit detective?"
>Cutaway to Stewie as a priest performing an exorcism
>The demonic spirit leaves the victim's body
>The demon is Younger Toguro
>Stewie flirts by complimenting his muscles
>>81179125
Remember when Meg enter [spoiler RWBY team [/spoiler]
>>81216686
>watching Haruhi
What year is it
>>81199877
"This reminds me of the time when I met those colorful, talking horses."
>Cut to Peter outside of Twi's castle, with her looking quite frustrated
>"For the last time Peter, I'm not giving you a 'ride'."
"But you're a horse! Horses are supposed to give humans rides!"
>"Peter, we don't ride other sentient beings here! I don't care what they do back in your world, you will respect my rights and freedoms here! And do you know how offensive it is to tell me that you 'ride ' horses back where you live? Those are my kin! My cousins, or possibly brothers! We have been very hospitable in letting you stay here, but you're really trying my patience!"
"Well I'm gonna get a ride out of you whether you like it or not!"
>Peter then attempts to climb onto Twilight's back, but she roughly bucks him, then blasts him in the knee
"AUUUGH!"
>"You think it's fun trying to ride other creatures when they don't want you too? Well how do YOU like it when I try to ride YOU?"
>She then quickly mounts him, and slaps his ass with a hoof
>"Giddyup Peter! Ride 'em cowboy!"
>Peter, now wailing pathetically, begins crawling off-screen, while Twi continues to smack him
>"Faster Peter, we've got places to go!"
>She repeatedly slaps him as they exit frame, but the camera remains fixated on the castle for a few moments longer, as we hear Twi hit the fat man twice more, while he cries and whines each timeI'm sorry, I haven't watched Family Guy in a really long time
>We Bare Bears
Geez Lois this is worse than that time I went hunting.
Peter shots the bears or some other forced shock humor.I hate family guy.
>>81215198
the best thing about this one is that it's incredibly dated, just like all Family Guy 'humor'
>>81218369
Trying too hard. FG would either do a RD+AJ lesbian joke, or a PP drug joke.
Sailor Moon. It's probably already been done, but it would be her twirling and transforming and then he comes in and beats the shit out of her. Or a Quagmire joke. Or both, one after the other.
>>81179125
Oh man, this is worse then the time a teamed up with a cowboy and got bit in the ass by a dog
>>81218726
mmmm, Rainbowjack.
>>81218726
You're probably right.
I think I just got caught on the
cutaway gag about the horse with the bad leg, and just plastered Twilight on top of it.
>>81218726
I would love an actual MLP cameo in Family Guy, with the real voice(s). Of course Hasbro would never allow this.
>My Lesser Palomino
Peter tries to ride Twi, doing his dumb giggle all the while. Twi scrapes along the ground, crushed by his fatness. She pleads with him in her actual Tara Strong voice, because FG can afford the actual Tara Strong. Peter scolds her for not being a friendly pretty pony, and says something about riding to adventure. She collapses face-down in blood. Cue Peter's vacant half-lidded MacFarlane smile: "Friendship sure is magic."
That or a joke about bronies.
>>81218872
I bet Tara Strong would agree to go on the show and voice a colorful talking pony, it just wouldn't officially be Purple Smart.
>>81192366
C'mon, it'd totally be something with Peter's fat ass in the leotard.
>This reminds me of the time me and Donald Trump had to fight using Stands
>>81179125
>Space Pirate Harlock
I don't even know how that would go.
>>81217953
S3 never
>>81218623
It becomes a long drawn out cutaway with gratuitous gore, Panda mourns over Ice's body or something. Kinda like that boy who cried wolf joke.
>Sure I have doorman experience! Like that time I checked how beautiful princesses were in the world of tw...
Fuck it I'm stopping here. Fuck this thread
>>81179125
>Kill La Kill
WHOOPS.
>>81179125
>One Piece
Hey, remember when we spiced up our love life with that devil fruit?
>Cutaway to Peter stretching his penis off-screen.
Oh yeah, it's go time...
>remember that time I was in Stardust Crusaders?
