How interested are you in Moana?
>>81161913
Slightly more than I was for The Princess and the Frog.
>>81161948
You faggots are the reason that 2D animation is dead.
>>81161913
Not at all. Not going to see it in theaters.
>>81162083
But it's got the biggest movie star on the planet in it.
>>81161965
STOP THIS
>2D
>3D
It's the look, premise, and writing that matters.
Not at all
Goddamn we get so many CGI movies this year but they all look like generic bullshit that's been done a dozen times already
>based Polynesians
Very.
>>81161913
I'd like to know the premise first
It will be the same old generic boring Disney princess musical but with a fatter, browner princess to appease tumblr.
>>81161913
I will catch a DVD rip once it's out solely because of The Rock.
So this movie is post-Cook?
>>81161913
Moana looks too much like my sister so I can't even sexualize her. What's the point
>>81162230
The Rock is playing a God in it. That's all the premise you should need.
>>81162232
>I'm angry because not every character is white
>>81162271
Fallen god or something, right?
>>81162294
No, I don't care about that. They're wasting the setting by making it generic princess shit.
>>81162294
Now to be fair, we can't expect people to connect with characters who don't look like them. That would require empathy and love for your fellow man.
>>81161913
No, because the Polynesian girl isnt fat
Literally what is the point
How will it stack up to Zootopia?
>>81162371
>fatfag
Keel urself.
>>81162739
Like iHop pancakes to quality Mediterranean restaurant run by talking animals.
>>81161965
Toy Story is the reason actually. It started the whole thing.
>>81162739
Zootopia hyping it probably doesn't help
>>81163017
I feel like that would help.
>>81162294
>X group is underrepresented
>Let's remake this popular movie but with the lead role replaced by X group
>Like every remake, it's shit
>Only now everyone thinks it did poorly because it starred X group
It's like progressives have found the secret to being effective white supremacists. It's awful.
>>81163195
Looks like someone is slowly learning.
>>81161913
I'd be more interested if Dwayne Johnson played every role
>>81162330
> They're wasting the setting by making it generic princess shit.
But you don't know anything about the movie other than the setting and the main character...
>>81163355
Don't use logic with anons type. They believe what they want regardless of reality.
>>81163355
(not that anon)
But PRINCESS SHIT....... princess shit!
>>81163278
>>81163017
>Giraffic
What's that supposed to be? Future Disney film tease?
>>81163622
>Being this retarded
>>81162317
A Polynesian God.
>>81162371
That's something fanart can fix
>>81161913
None at all, to be honest.
>>81163622
i think the movie was called Gigantic.
its jack and the beanstalk i think
>>81163355
It's a disney musical with a princess as the main character. It's been done a dozen times before and each time has been shit. This will be no different.
>>81163969
Yes and yes
>>81163017
So is there actual Frozen 2 happening?
not really interested
>>81164242
yes
>>81161913
>How interested are you in Moana?
Not in the slightest. Is there a single reason anyone cares about this other than "POC"?
I'm ready for it to under perform in comparison to Zootopia and Disney executives to take the message of "Welp, I guess people really don't like Princesses of color...but they do like talking animals so let's make the next Disney Princess a talking animal"
>>81164357
hopefully, fuck humans
>>81164346
>Is there a single reason anyone cares about this other than "POC"?
Polynesia is one of my favorite ancient cultures and it's rarely represented in fiction.
Literally the only Polynesian fantasy setting I can think of is Bionicle.
>>81164346
Unique, pretty setting.
Delicious brown protagonist.
Basic stories can be told in any setting, might as well be one that was not used as much before.
>>81164798
>Delicious brown protagonist.
So exactly what I said, POC.
>>81161913
Wait, The Rock is in it? Well, sure, I'm definitely watching that shit. How the fuck could I say no to The Rock?]
>>81164810
Yeah, but I'm not American (none of the white guilt culture) and I'm listing it for perverted rather than political reasons.
>>81163017
>Non-Infringing Entertainment
>>81164067
all animated movies are shit. its childrens garbage.
>>81161965
Not my fault, Princess and the frog was such a mediocre movie
>Disney has been great recently
>Lin-Manuel Miranda
>interesting setting
>mythology that's new to me
I'm looking forward to it. It'll probably be decent at the very least.
I'm super anti-bullshit diversity pushes that no one wants.
Moana looks neat. I love weird Gods. Polynesian myth and shit looks neat.
Hopefully the trailer is good and it doesn't look like trash like Frozen.
>>81167749
>brown people have to justify their existence
>all-white movies should be the default
I'm interested with the setting, but I'm cautious because it's a Disney princess musical. And for some reason, I don't like the skin texture. They look like rubber.
>>81167909
Yeah. I think Polynesian culture is really cool, but besides that I expect the story to be very by-the-numbers
>>81161913
Not really interested. Seems to be Brave in the pacific. And what's I've seen of it makes it already look cheaper than Zootopia.
>>81164346
Brown girl R34 will follow
>tfw live in Alaska
>tfw so many samoans and Pacific Islanders here
>tfw this movie is probably going to be a hit whew I live
I'm okay with it. Samoans are generally okay, if a bit loud and crass at time
>>81168040
I mean, I liked Tangled but Frozen and BH6 were pretty bad for me. Zootopia's great but it's different from this. Yeah, I'm cautious it'll be very by-the-numbers Disney princess movie.
>>81161913
>>81161913
Who?
>>81168937
Why do they look rubbery? I don't understand.
>>81168937
what the fuck is up with that guy's feet and hands?
Did they reuse Wreck-It Ralph's model?
>>81169058
All the real talent at Disney was busy making Zootopia.
>>81169254
this looks genuinely repulsive
Not very. Mostly because very little has been revealed. It's a little early to get interested.
My childhood hero is in it, so Ill give it a shot. It can't be any worse than that other animated movie Dwayne Johnson voiced in.
>>81169254
I'm starting to think Zootopia's excellent fur, texture, and light rendering spoiled me.
I keep looking at their skin and toes. Why does it look so weird. I don't understand.
