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Why is 9/11 so THICK?
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Why is 9/11 so THICK?
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>>81155770
Because Susie from Curvy insert. Webcomic creator inside joke.
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>>81155770
She's slowly going native and being corrupted by a decadent western lifestyle.
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When's she getting a name and her own episode?
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>>81155770
Is she even that thick?
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>Arab women being fat hairy beasts

Well stop the fucking presses
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>>81156855
no
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>>81155973
>Thisismyfetish.mp3
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>>81155973
>Corrupted by equal rights
>Becomes a rich, successful businesswoman
>Comes to love pork
>Becomes addicted to uncircumcised penis.
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>>81159151
Wait a second, I thought the jews were the ones who got circumcised.
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>>81159272
Nah, Muslims too.

And Americans but they don't do it for any particular reason.
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>>81159292
Oh, it is some kind of desert people thing, right? It's supposed to make it easier to keep their dicks clean in the desert, no?
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>>81155770
>9/11
>Nayna Al-Ayfen
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>>81158741
>not wanting a pure and virtuous hijabi gf
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>>81155770

>9/11

Ah, I get it, because she looks Muslim. That's...that's charming, OP.
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>>81159352
It has more to do with symbolic cleanness.
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>>81159474
How the fuck does cutting off your dickskin simbolizes cleanliness?
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>>81160095
Because the tradition came from the desert where water to wash with is scarce, rather than a country where the weather is either "rain" or "soon-to-be rain."
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>>81160485
>rather than a country where the weather is either "rain" or "soon-to-be rain."
Britain?
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>>81159352
Actually, yes. There are/were no showers in the desert so it was better to remove it altogether since you aren't going to shower/bath for at least a few more months.
Americans do it because Kellogs.
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>>81160095
>>81160485
Yeah, most Abrahamic religious stuff makes way more sense if you remember it's basically guidelines for ancient nomadic desert tribes. And I say this as a Jew
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>>81160919
>Kellogs
What is this?
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>>81160919
>Necessary
>Somehow every other desert people on the planet got along just fine without slicing each others' privates

I think it has more to do with symbolism than actual cleanliness. There's no conclusive evidence that the procedure prevents anything, at least, not any more than what's more or less normal.
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>>81161068
Founder of Kellogs was super religious and a big pusher of preventing kids from masturbating. The corns in cornflakes was supposed to contain a natural chemical that lowers your sexual desire (how much truth there is to that i don't know so don't take my word for it).
One thing that is true is that to somehow prevent masturbation he also pushed circumcision of little boys since severing the neural endings would make fapping less pleasurable because no skin.

I'm getting pissed at the concept. Not that it exists but because it's made before the child has any say in it. I'm glad i still have mine intact.
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>>81161068
John H. Kellogg, the guy who made Kellogg cereals, was a sadistic "doctor" who believed sexual desire was the source of all social ills. His rise to prominence happened to coincide with a period in US history lovingly termed "Moral Panic," where every horrible 1950's stereotype was born.

Circumcision was his cure for masturbation and homosexuality. He dripped acid on girls' clitorises to cure them of unseemly desire and prescribed yogurt enemas to prolong life. The whole reason he started promoting corn flakes is because he believed eating corn cereal prevented masturbation.

Or, in simpler terms, the guy was crazier than a shithouse rat and liked to mutilate children for fun and profit.
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>>81161177
>>81161195

it's better than the guy who invented grahams crackers. he wanted the foreskin to be sewn shut until marriage
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>>81161490
>the guy who invented grahams crackers
Graham, I presume.
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>>81159399

>not wanting to corrupt that pure and virtuous hijabi bf into your personal brown slut
Halal on the streets, haram in the sheets.

>>81159412

>looks Muslim
Aren't Muslims the only people who do that hijabi thing?
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>>81162861
>Aren't Muslims the only people who do that hijabi thing?
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>>81163045

A habit and the stuff Indians wear isn't the same as a hijab. Do Indian girls in western lands even wear that kind of stuff? I thought it was just Muslim chicks who did.
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>>81162861
Tell me Misha, have you ever had success with brown girls IRL, or do you just fap to them on the internet?
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>>81161177
>>81161718
Dont forget Boy scouts
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>>81163916
What about the Boy scouts?
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>>81158741

I know how you feel bro.
Hijabs makes me hard.
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>>81163199
Thank you.

I've seen several billboards showing a sari and a habit and a hijab saying "They all wore it for the same reason."

No they fucking didn't.
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>>81163960
Founded by the same social.movement.
hard outdoor work was meant to keep boys from fapping
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>>81155973
This is basically every second generation Muslim.

Every bit as shallow and vapid as your standard 20-something.

t. Dearborn
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>>81165080
That just means it's working.

That's the reason we have productive American Muslim communities like Dearborn instead of death slums like in Belgium.
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>>81165080
how is lie in dearborn anyway, ive got a job interview there coming up
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What's her name? If she doesn't have one we should give her a temporary name until she does. Nina Evalyne?
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>>81167250
She's just a background character. We've been calling her hijab girl
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>>81164443
>Hey, let's have an all boys club! Surely they won't be fondling each other in the tents at night because of lack of sexual education and young curiosity.
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>>81161490
>he wanted the foreskin to be sewn shut until marriage
That's super unhealthy
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>>81168352
Great way to ensure the opposite effect
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>>81161177
Yeah, about foreskins and masturbating...
My foreskin is currently overgrown, meaning I can't retract it, and it makes masturbating impossible/painful.
I'm going to have it circumcised. Does missing the tip of your foreskin really decrease your sexual pleasure? Because currently I can't receive any pleasure from having too much foreskin.
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>>81169226
I don't think the average /co/ user has the medical knowledge to answer that question
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>>81169226
Same anon here. In some cases it has to done because of medical reasons. I know two guys in particular who had your problem.
According to them no, but they only had it circumcised half-way. As in, the doctor made a simple cut, from the top, a few millimeters down, meaning the final result is a V-cut.
The first two weeks, is going to be sore and painful. From there, the difference will be barley noticeable. Unless you are making a 100% circumcision, then you will only be feeling pleasure during climax.
I'm not a doctor. I only heard this from my two friends. Best of luck.
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>>81165900
>Productive Muslim communities

Like jews, they all have a common goal, that goal requiring they work together.
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>>81169226
Hey man.

At least you don't have a little hole through your penis.
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>>81169226
Have you explored other options, because surgery should be a LAST RESORT.
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>>81165900
No its because the muslims that come to America are usually wealthier and more well-educated, which then reflects in their offspring. The ones in Europe are basically the mexicans, the less well off and well educated with the extra problem of being receptive to extremist jihadist ideology from Saudi Arabia. And of course Mexicans here have enormous drug, gang and crime related problems.
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>>81164443
that's not as bad as the former,i mean a little hard work is good for you right?
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>>81155770
I want her to strap explosives to my dick and detonate it murdering dozens of innocent people.
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>>81155770
>Why is 9/11 so THICK?
4chan always finds a way to make me laugh.
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What show is this from?
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>>81161177
>"A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed."
Jesus fucking christ
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>>81171138
Reminder that is the reason for why americans do it.
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>>81171210
>tfw american and dodged that bullet
I thank my lucky stars everyday I have an intact penis
Also
>In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid (phenol) to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement
This guy was a real fucking subhuman piece of shit
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>>81163345
Knowing his taste if he was successful he would be in jail.
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>>81155770
>Drawing muslims like niggers
Never go full tumbler
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>>81171138
Jesus Christ what an asshole.
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>>81171365
>I thank my lucky stars everyday I have an intact penis
Good on you!
I can imagine sand people still doing it for traditional reasons. Of course there is better hygiene and access to showers now but it's hard to break such old ways, especially if it is even written in your holy book.
However if you are american, there is no excuse.
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>>81171001
we bare bears, shes a background character
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>>81163045
Catholic Nun
Indian Bride
Muslim girl
Not sure
Married conservative observant Jewish woman who isn't orthodox
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>>81171729

according to the artist:

>from right to left:
>an Orthodox Jewish woman.
>a Sabian woman
>a Muslim woman
>a Hindu Woman
>Catholic Nun
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>>81171835
dang, I was so close.
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>>81155770
Someone draw her butt.
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>>81171940
i had to look up what sabians are

apparently they made it as far as john the baptist, but when the story of jesus rolled around they were like 'nah bra, too farfetched for us'
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>>81171835
>>81171729
I wouldn't say that girl is a Jew but just Eastern Orthodox
Because that's the kind of stuff my grandmother and aunts wore when they where still in the "homeland"
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>>81165080
More like third gen, first gen is strict parents, second gen over-zealous, third gen is Westernized.
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>>81172094
star of david earings.
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>>81165080
>This is basically every second generation Muslim.
Most of ISIS' recruits are second gen Muslims in first world country's so it's more like you see with Asian-Americans where it's people who are ostensibly American (or English or French or whatever) but feel like they're betraying their culture who then fall into a crowd that causes them to go "MUH CULTURE OR DIE" and turn into lunatics. Except for the muslims the "or die" part is literal.
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>>81172138
Oh shit I need glasses cuz I thought they where just triangles
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>>81172178
technically two triangles.
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I know it's absolutely haram but she needs porn.

We need more qt hajibis in porn
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>>81171974
T H I S
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who is more qt

9/11 or kamala
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>>81175214
Kamala is qt but 9/11 is HOTTER.
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>>81175280
>ywn make 9/11 squeal like a pig and repent for making America more insecure about its self
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>>81165900
The ones who live in Dearborn are the ones who can get out of the shitholes and work in America.

I've met many Middle Easterns who hate other Middle Easterns.

Europe is taking in anyone without even screening them, because they're retarded, and they're now reaping the fruits of their ignorance.
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>>81175488
why u gotta make me cry
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>>81172146
In many cases they were criminals living on the edges of society in places like Molenbeek or the banlieues. It's just that they had access to a readily available terrorist ideology combined with their dissatisfaction with their lives.
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>>81155770
Because that's what normal not fat or super skinny women look like?

No really that's what most somewhat fit women look like. It's normal.
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>>81163045
>the tits on the jew
I don't know how gentile I'd be with a set like that.
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>>81171835
Does the black girl worship Superman?
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>>81175497
>I've met many Middle Easterns who hate other Middle Easterns.

you look all over the world and you'll find this is the case. Only in America and Western Europe is the idea of cultural racism alien. Slavs hate other slavs. The only thing Asians hate more than you and black people is other fucking Asians. Middle Easterners hate each other because their ancestors hated those fucks and THEIR ancestors hated those fucks and they all hated the Jews because they stormed through the country and stole their land and committed genocide some time in the negative hundreds BC and fuck those guys Canaan strongk
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>>81169427
>Unless you are making a 100% circumcision, then you will only be feeling pleasure during climax.
?
I'm cut, and I feel pleasure the whole time. And if it's significantly reduced, then you guys must nut the instant penetration happens.
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>>81175966
the artist needed some way to have the girls shirts spell out COEXIST i guess
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>>81163199
I live in a chicago suburb, with a lot of middle class immigrants, including Indians. I have to say the women pull that shit off excellently. Gorgeous fabrics and they'll get all shy when you say hi on the streets in a walk, even if you're a woman but they'll say hi back. They're super nice and pet my dog all the time. When I asked a woman about the nice fabric she had she said it was from India and she was really proud of it since she could afford it. It's very pretty and their reasons that I've heard have more to do with liking the look and the style than anything.
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>>81169226
Google adult circumcision experience.
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>>81165900
Yeah, about that.

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/08/report_more_residents_in_dearb.html
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>>81175966
>he hasn't accepted our lord and savior, Kal-El, into his heart
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>>81175488
>ywn make 9/11 eat a pig and GO BACK
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>>81159412
>getting a moral lesson from the guy that wants to fuck his fictional sister
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>>81159412
>t. Ahmed
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>>81180814
Can someone explain this t. meme?
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>>81176120
By America you mean just the USA and maybe Canada right? Because Latin Americans fucking hate one another.
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>>81181011
Lurk more
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>>81181362
Dude I have a life, I'm not here to closely observe all the retarded memes people come up with. Just tell me.
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>>81181362
>wasting time on /int/
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>>81161490
As someone with phimosis, I find that hilarious.
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>>81180176

What are the requirements for being on this watch list besides being a mudslime? Have any of the recent terror attacks been committed to someone from Dearborn?
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>>81181392
Well I don't know how long you've been having a life but there's this amazing new invention called a search engine. Maybe it will help you in your journey to overcome your addiction for cocks.
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>>81181234
Can confirm, I am Latino and I hate all other Latinos. Seriously, fuck those Spanish speaking faggots.
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>>81185049

Damn those Mexicans, they ruined Mexico!
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>>81182014
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Fuck your shitty memes that make no sense, if you can't be bothered to be a decent human being just kill yourself.
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Misha just leave /co/ you pedophile
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>>81171835
>>81171729
wrong there all ninjas
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>>81171835

we need this shooped so all the girls have /co/-related logos instead

is /co/existence possible?
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>>81159412
My name is Jafar,
I come from afar,
There's a bomb in my car,
Allahu akbar.
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>>81185049
I've heard this before. In the Army, where I was more or less a minority for not being Latino, the "Texicans" and English-native Puerto Ricans did NOT like the Spanish speakers one fucking bit.
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>>81187105
>guy with selfie stick
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>>81188213
I was going to say one of these things is not like the other
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>>81182014
>using a search engine for a search as generic as "t."
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How is this thread still up? It's hardly been /co/ related
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>>81189033
The OP has a subject that easily turns political
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>>81171729
Some very religious catholic old woman use something similar in my country way before people even knew what a muslim is.
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>>81171138

This guy basically got disavowed from the Seventh Day Adventist Church for being a whackjob.

I mean, this doesn't even make sense from a religious sense since the natural resistance of temptation is considered a part of spiritual strength. Avoidance through trauma doesn't really count.
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>>81189033
>talking about dicks
>not /co/ related
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>>81175757
>jew
If not for the fucking star of david earrings, I'd say she's eastern european or gypsy.
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