They.
Had.
S-E-X.
>>81149257
I'm just not drawn that way.
yes, how very observant of you.
>>81149257
Yes, and?
They used to be cool though
Well, retards can have sex. Maybe there's hope for you after all, OP.
>>81149257
IT'S HARD TO HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS WHEN YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL, FAG
what's wrong with Timmy's dad?
>>81149257
Yo, Mr. Turner ain't exactly awful looking, not sure what you're getting at.
>>81149257
One is a very decent (dog)person and a great dad. The other one is just as stupid as the woman he married.
What is yoru point?
>>81149257
One of the '50s Goofy's shorts heavily implied his wife was having an affair with the milkman. Max probably isn't his.
>>81149342
fuck
>your*
>>81149257
Richard, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks.
>>81149369
That weird boy was Max?
>>81149257
Maybe they all have colossal dicks
>Goofy
He may be dumb but I mean his name is Goofy. Obviously his wife/lady probably liked that part of him. He's still has a good nature and character
>Richard
I don't know how she stays with a deadbeat idiot but then again Nicole has a lot of anger issues and cons, and they did explain that him working fucks up the family balance. It's just a reverse housewife anyways so that one can pass.
>Timmy's Dad
His mom is also super stupid.
You can pull off banging a girl too if you act dumb. I'm being serious. Girl's like to roll their eyes and think highly of themselves for being attracted to smart guys but they'll fall for idiot fuckboys if they're endearing enough.
>>81149257
Guys
It's time
they're fuckiing drawings
Goofy is cute and sexy though
>>81149567
Brilliant revelation, kiddo.
Watching that short in question, his mother was also having an affair with the grocer.
>>81149418
Max was probably based on him at any rate.
>>81149257
together?
>>81149589
>>81149615
i reckoned he divorced that woman and married a new one, who had max, then died
that or he had max with her, this one WAS his, this tipped him off that the other wasnt, and the two of them were sent packing
>>81149567
drawings fucking drawings
not fucking you
>>81149257
Timmy's dad just looks like a normal guy, whats so crazy about that?
>>81149721
I would assume OP's argument was that he is an idiot but he forgot that his wife is just as stupid
>>81149647
>GawrshMickeyWhatreWeGoingToDoOnTheBed.jpg
>>81149647
>>81149515
>I don't know how she stays with a deadbeat idiot
Apparently Gumball being an unplanned pregnancy has something to do with it.
Gumball was ruining Nicole's life before he was even squeezed out of her vagina.
>>81149814
>>81149277
*golf clap*
>>81149844
>>81149288
>Goofy
sure
>Timmy's Dad
not really much, he was a loser
>Richard
have you seen the flashback episodes?
>>81149589
>>81149647
>>81149814
>>81149844
>>81149972
>>81150059
> this should not expand dong
> but it does
>>81149821
So Nicole is just with Richard because her kids, that ruff she dosen't even love Richard anymore?
>>81149257
So? idiots and losers have sex all the time.plus it's a fucking cartoon.
>>81149414
Maybe she is into it.
>>81149821
>>81150224
I assume the shotgun was pointed at Jojo to let her son away from her overprotective guard.
Someone please draw Nicole with the wedding dress pointing a shotgun angrily at Jojo with Richard eyes sparkling at how pretty Nicole is on that dress.
>>81150224
She loves him, she just isn't IN love with him.
>>81150613
So Nicole love for Richard is more like a friend and takes care of him just for pity?
>>81150085
>>81150926
>>81150816
It's more like the kind of love that a woman has for her mentally retarded child. She loves him, yeah, but she'd get rid of him if she could.
>>81150997
Do not sexualize the Goof, he is too pure
>>81151060
Pure sex.
I had my fun though.
>>81151008
That isn't the vibe I get from the show.
Some women just have different tastes anon. How many times do you have to see some normal guy with a fat, skillless chick to realize it can go the other way?
>>81149257
>implying Goofy had sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_3VBST-4w
>>81151100
https://youtu.be/ait5pRVCd2g
![[Purges internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B8lVviB.jpg "[Purges internally].jpg")
>>81149521
>>81149414
>Richard, you crush your wife during sex
>Implying she doesn't get on top each time they do it
>>81151299
Good stuff
>>81149414
Boom, roasted.
>>81149521
>>81151626
>like mother, like son
Richard is the only one I don't get. He's pathetic to the point of "can't even function as a living organism" levels of dumb. That plus fat are his only defining characteristics. Goofy is a fun guy and not even that dumb, just more of a cluts. Timmy's dad is the most ellidgable of all of these, espcially with the fact that the woman he married is almost exactly like him in terms of personality.
>>81152219
Why would an aggressive control freak would want a manchild that will never leave her not matter how much abuse she throws on him to dominate? She scares any other character in the show, Richard probably was the only one dumb enough to return every time.
>>81152219
Nicole definitely deserves better than Richard.
>>81152081
what is the non dirty explanation behind that scene?
There's no way that isn't 100% suggestive.
>>81152451
You can't really explain it, you have to watch the episode. It's called The Hug.
>>81152423
All the better ones ran away crying the first time she went demon mode. Richard is the only one dumb enough to stay.
>>81152451
well, they're just hugging...
watch the episode though, it's extremely funny.
>>81152511
> implying she didn't snap in the first place because of Richard
Pretty sure she married him out of guilt
That's one weird threesome.
>>81152629
That is part of her personality, not something you can blame on others.
>>81149257
Just like ur mum after I plowed her last night
>>81151272
Fucking brutal
>>81149257
To be fair Goofy has a giant dick
>When Goofy was no BUSTAH
>>81149257
Goofy seems reasonable. I could actually imagine a goof troop episode in that situation. The other two however are such incredible fuck ups I don't see them stopping their level of craziness to actually attend to a baby like a real father. They're just too insane. Especially Gumball, the hell.
>>81149257
Richard and Nicole are fine
So what.
I've had sex.
>>81153880
He seemed reasonable in that episode about Darwin's origin.
>>81154108
>he wished to go back in time to stop their past selves from having too much unprotected sex
>reasonable
okay.
>every man in a tv show is a fat retard and the woman is the successful money maker
>>81154102
Seriously I've had sex too and I'm a fucking joke.
I know pizza delivery guys in their 40s who've managed to get laid. Turns out having sex comes to anyone who isn't a recluse. If you haven't had sex, and you've wanted to have sex, it's probably your fucking fault not because you have a bad personality, but because you just don't get out ever.
>>81154372
Watch more cartoons.
>>81149667
what is that from?
>>81154071
this makes me sad
>>81149589
I wouldnt mind being Goofy's woman. that personality is so goddamn comfey.
Hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck gawrsh hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckAAAAAHHHH HOO HOO HOOEY!That's what Goofy sounds like when he has sex.
>>81155154I can hear it!
>>81154102
>>81154405
/co/ - high school lunch room
>>81155154
>>81155276
I can see Max with his eyes wide open sandwich between a pillow as Goofy hyucks away in his room with another woman he hopes becomes a good mother figure for Max.
>>81155498
People over 18 tend to have sex, anon.
You know, like the age you're supposed to be when you're on this site?
>>81155583
Hugh Hefner supposedly didn't lose his virginity until 22.
>>81155601
Yeah, and 22 is over 18.
I'm not telling you that you have to fuck someone the moment you come of age. It's not a race. But it's also not some kind of forbidden fruit or holy grail, alright.
so you think they all have huge dicks?
>>81155630
On one of the DVD commentaries, Julie Kavner said "The only reason Marge stays with him is because he has a huge package."
>>81154300
Come on, that is not an uncommon wish.
>>81149257and you not
>>81155664
fat guys typically don't have big dicks though, you have to lose weight to gain more inches
>>81149521
Alright, what's the story behind this guy?
>implying Goofy didn't get the puss on the reg before he became a dad
>those coke filled nights are long gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ait5pRVCd2g
>>81155651
Goofy has a dick like a pringles can.
>>81156189
wow
>>81158648
That shape doesn't seem right.
>>81158648
http://i.imgur.com/r2jDlSq.jpg
>>81149257
He had sex. With about a million people I think he wins.
>>81161106
He's nothing like those three though.
>>81155011
>tfw you will never be married to Goofy
>>81162029
Oh I guess I should've realized. What is the theme of this thread. Father's that had sex? And OP is suprised about it?
>>81154071
I've never seen the show
Are they the same species
Is gumball some cat rabbit hybrid like chowder
>>81149257
>Mr. Turner
>Full head of luxuriously wavy hair
>Lantern jaw.
>Solid occupation as a pencil pusher.
Dude's a catch.
>Goofy.
>Perfectly ordinary, if the cartoons featuring a dozen of him are anything to go by.
>Wife is cheating on him with every delivery boy in town, if said same cartoons are referenced.
>Also dude works out and plays every sport, ever.
>Mr. Watterson
>Huge.
>Pink.
>Bunny.
Guy's gotta be some kind of stud. Plus his wife is a colossal monster bitch, even if she is suburban sexy normally.
>>81150816
Richard is one of the few guys in Elmore who can put up with Nicole's anger issues.
>>81162222
Gumball is a blue cat like his mom. His little sister is a pink Rabbit like her dad. He also has an adopted brother who is a goldfish. The goldfish might be a replacement for a previous adopted brother goldfish who had to be flushed.
>>81162302
I kinda want to see a reboot of Ducktales but with more standard Disney characters showing up, as in Donald coming home from being in the Navy and his friends (mickey and Goofy) showing up from time to time to rope him into businesses as a B-plot to Scrooge and the Nephews' adventures.
>>81149257
Well Dad makes sense. His voice is so suave.
