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First for Ashley is best girl.
>>81099492
>poor little blonde
Six more days until the apprentice croaks.
>>81099492
Ashley is total waifu tier.
>>81099589
Sorry, nerd. Ahsoka lives. She already made the shirt.
>>81099633
You haven't seen it from the back, anon, where the shirt adds, "as One with the Force in Death"
Daisy Ridley isn't drop dead gorgeous, but she can be really cute.
>>81099693
This
>>81099693
Dime store Keira Knightley
![boku no chaika the awakening.mkv_snapshot_00.43.59_[2016.03.24_18.27.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5UD7ndk.jpg "boku no chaika the awakening.mkv_snapshot_00.43.59_[2016.03.24_18.27.32].jpg")
>YOU'RE A DEAD MON
What did he mean by this?
>>81099868
/tv/ stop
>>81099868
You should ask Kanjiklub
>>81099868
Bala-Teek is Force-sensitive. He saw the future and knew Han Solo was going to die. He wanted to warn him.
>>81099931
pretty sure the guavians (not le flim flam kanjehcloughb man but the red ones) are just the Gank Killers from the EU according to the dictionary thing
in case you were wondering if the EU ripping off was only on a broad stroke scale
>>81099693
Yeah, I'd rather have cute than gorgeous as long as the cute comes with the personality to match.
Cue anons saying, "What personality?" So far everything I've seen about her she has a sweet disposition and is still relatively grounded in the real world. Hollywood hasn't consumed her soul yet. Same with Boyega. Oscar Isaac, I don't know, he seems in person rather like Poe is complete with lip bite and shoulder nudge.As long as none of them end up like poor Carrie, sweet Sheevus Christ. As rough as her performance was I had to keep reminding myself she/we're lucky she's still alive.
>>81099868
He was referring to his subordinates.
"Han Solo! Yoraad, Edmonn."
>>81099931
An entire criminal gang of asian dudes with faux asian alien language are called the Kanju Club. I wonder if this was JJ's idea or some holdover from Lucas. Either way seems like something our Papanoida would come up with.
>>81100030
>cute
Kittens are cute. Would you stick your dick in a kitten? No. Daisy looks like a cartoon character.
>>81100084
>>81099931
How does one join Kanjiklub?
>yfw Pablo kills Andi on the last Recap
>>81100223
Is Pablo a manlet or is Andi just 6'4"? Because if she were,that'd be hot.
>>81100223
NO! SHE'S A QT!
>>81100159
But I would stick my dick in a cartoon character
>>81100187
Ask them.
>>81100298
Andi probably wears some shoes that give her a few inches off the ground.
>>81100159
Going straight for sticking your dick in things, well, at least you've proven why you're on 4chan.
I could reply with Daisy isn't for sexual but instead I'll just remind you that Leia wasn't exactly Hollywood gorgeous even by the standards of her day. Still cute as heck. Natalie Portman is a tough one for 4chan because so many threads she pops up in go straight for the "wanting to fuck the Jewess" crap. Made /co/'s Thor threads so much "fun".
>>81100321
Yeah, a sexy one. Not a "cute" one.
>>81100169
That one guy in the front, oh lord. His face seems to say, "I joined the club to meet cute asian hotties, instead it's like i'm in fucking art class. Kill me."
>>81100372
Cute is fine too.
>>81100334
>Daisy isn't for sexual
>m-muh pure waifu
/a/ is that you?
I'm surprised nobody has reposted this spoiler for Rebels yet
https://twitter.com/Stephen_Stanton/status/713430524140728320
>>81099550
Don't worry, she can just jump spin and behead the lot of them.
>>81100372
I feel like this is your first day on /co/.
>>81100399
Is this you, EzrAnon? Did you finally recover from Ezra losing to Rey?
>>81100470
>I'm surprised nobody has reposted this spoiler for Rebels yethttps://twitter.com/Stephen_Stanton/status/713430524140728320
Did you even last thread?
>>81100509
Since he's reposting the link from the last thread then I'd hazard yeah he was there. What was your point?
>>81100582
Oh, I didn't notice he said reposted. I thought he said posted
Why didn't Snoke consider using a clone army?
>>81100675
God...why does TFA look so fake.
>>81100675
For some reason in russian dub they translated it as
>perhaps the leader should once again think about a clone army
>mfw
>>81100771
Elaborate. What looks so fake?
>>81100675
Someone erased Kamino from the archives again.
>>81100771
They didn't try very hard.
>>81100669
Sorry, thought you meant the region locking that was keeping anons from seeing the video. People should be able to view it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK3ur0OLesQ#t=73
It's nothing new, sadly.
>>81100771
Everything is too shiny and black
>>81100844
It's just the first order though. Everythign else still has that same worn out look
>>81100771
Abrams is a hack, a HACK!
>>81100675
They are expensive as hell to produce and maintain, the clones nearly bankrupted the Republic, remember. The cost would start cutting into the Star killer budget, besides they raised their soldiers like clones to begin with and made sure they had the brotherly bonds that the clones had. Which is key to how the clones were good at what they did, it wasn't really genetics so much as doing what you could on the battlefield to make sure your brother beside you was safe.
>>81100885
Even the other stuff looked pretty shitty.
Every planet looked dead. As if what we saw was all there was to see all round.
Jakku is especially disappointing.
>>81100675
Because it has JJ's tryhard SHINY with LIGHTS everywhere style.
Just like the new Star Trek's.
We're all in the same boat as the Trekkies now.
>>81100844
I think it's mostly the lighting. They made the bridge really damn darker, darker than any vessels in the OT used. Darker than the Prequels used. I know some people found all the neon holographic terminals in the Invisible Hand's bridge a bit offputting at the time.
Honestly it seems it's just the kind of atmospheres common to modern cimematics, especially places that belong to the bad guys. It gets ridiculous at times.
>>81101060
I saw him on a talk show where he said his wife told him to knock off the damn lens flare.
>>81101112
Compare the bridge of the Dreadnought Class warship to the overly bright candy control bridge of the Enterprise.
Bad Guy's hang out in sinister places even though their minions should be tripping over shit and each other constantly.
Anyone have a Mega for the newest episode? The pastebin doesn't have it.
>>81101004
Jakku is literally a desert and a junkyard, what did you expect to see?
And it is entirely possile that both Maz's planet and Resistance planet don't have antything else of note.
>>81101112
This right there.
The Empire had this cold, grey and neutral look to it which went really well with how they were really cold and calculated.
But the First Order is literally what you'd' get if you let an edgy teenager design their own sci-fi bad guys.
IMO FO is just a bit too much generic THESE GUYS ARE EVIL stuff.
There's very little I actually like about them.
>>81101135
Thankfully.
Imagine if TFA was full of them.
>>81101060
Star Wars has had that for over a decade now.
>>81101298
I think the difference is that this bridge is not pitch dark and the consoles do not emit green neonlight everywhere.
>>81101251
Something more than just one camp. It felt so dead and lifeless. Put a few shanty towns in the skeletons of downed vessels, let our imaginations wonder with what life would be like there.
Maz Hamata's world? Some roads and some funky fauna, something to make us feel we're not in some forest on Earth.
Luke's world? Why not show some more of Scotland and some highlanders? Just binding us to the Orkney islands is boring.
>>81101278
Some places weren't too bad, like the hanger bay on the Finalizer. The Finalizer's bridge, Kylo's quarters, Snoke's, what, almost cathedral. Oh and the oscillator when they were planing explosives, though the Shield Generator on Endor was a bit dark, if I remember correctly. Places like the main corridors and large parts of Starkiller Base weren't too bad.
>>81101420
Yee, this looks nice!
>>81101359
For that you want to head on over to Mustafar.
Given that Mustafar is pretty much Hell in terms of the general fiery terrain and how involved in Sheev's plans the world is, that's not a huge shock.
>>81101509
Just about every room on Mustafar screams, "Hey, I'd be the perfect place for a virgin sacrifice!"
>>81101372
>Put a few shanty towns in the skeletons of downed vessels
ok, that would've been cool
>Maz Hamata's world? Some roads
Roads where? It's very possible that the settlement and bar are the only things there
>and some funky fauna
Like rathtars?
>more of Scotland and some highlanders
>make us feel we're not on Earth
pick one
They had some dark places in the OT, but I like how despite how shadowy it looks the actors don't just half vanish into shadow.
>>81101734
And then they turned the darkness up to nightmare levels in the Emperor's Throneroom, but I don't think any of us will complain.
I'm trying to download the movies from the mega in the pastebin and it keeps stopping around 50% on RotS. What do?
>>81101734
Who are those guys on the left side of the room? Never seen them in anything else. They look like Rebels spraypainted blackand knowing the costume budget, they probably are.
>>81101781
Try another browser.
>>81101826
I think they're just naval troopers. General guards, so on. Not necessarily Stormtrooper Corp. You see them operating terminals too like pic related.
The First Order has guys derived from them. There's also the full gunner helmets, whom I think are where the First Order rhino helmet guys are from?
>Luke's world? Why not show some more of Scotland and some highlanders?
Kek'd
>>81101183
Anyone?
>>81101987
I'd rather see him and Poe at Space Vegas, Luke rolling up big money until someone calls the cops. Hey, rebuilding Jedi Orders are expensive, doge.
http://makingstarwars.net/2016/03/star-wars-episode-viii-luke-skywalker-aliens-in-space-vegas-dern-and-poe-pick-ups/
>>81099693
desu both Boyega and Christie look more cute out of the new actors. Ridley is in some awkward zone where she's not really cute or gorgeous but she's not ugly in an interesting way ether like, say, Steve Buscemi or Doug Jones. She's just so... painfully average.
>>81101183
Just use the fucking torrent
>>81102019
Not sure there ever was a mega or google drive. People were watching it on kisscartoon and downloading it from KAT.
Sorry I can't be more helpful, no clue who normally handles this stuff.
>>81102048
Once you exclude people with the giantess fetish I've always found Christie kind of ... very odd. She's the kind of woman who you might call handsome, and get slapped for your efforts if you do it to her face. Her actions are cute, though. Her gleeing over her Phasma swag package they sent her was adorable.
But looks are so subjective, so open to personal preference, we could argue it all day with no real luck. Plus nerd fandoms tend to have rather different views on what is a sex symbol. Carrie Fisher was never a pinup girl, but people dug her. They really dug her.
>>81102252
>giantess
She's only as tall as Driver, I'm not sure if that's enough for people who are into extreme stuff. She does look somewhat mannish though, I'm pretty sure that's where the appeal comes from. And she seems pretty nice and quite invested in what she does which probably helps.
>>81102333
That image makes her look terrifying.
While neither is Mayhew, she's still pretty tall, especially for a woman. She looks like she could juggle these troopers if she wanted to, and in your picture I don't doubt she's doing just that.
>>81102252
Carrie being a sex symbol reminds me of this exchange she had with Daisy.
>“I didn’t know until later that I was a sex symbol – whatever that means,” Fisher recalled. “So I went into a store one day and this boy said, ‘Oh are you Princess Leia?’ ‘Yes.’ And he said, ‘I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.’ And I said, ‘Every day!?!’ And he said, ‘Well…four times a day.”
>“So you have that to look forward to!”
Pic related, Daisy's reaction.
>>81102527
I love Carrie.
>>81102333
>>81102252
It's the contrast between how intimidating she looks and the demeanor that does the trick for me.I actually hope she won't bring in the giantess fetish crowd though, I like taller women and height difference in general but not this bullshit
>>81102333
> as tall as Driver
6,3 is a quite tall, especially for a woman, moreso for a woman
>>81102527
Is that the interview where she drops an f-bomb on Daisy? Not sure I'm remembering that correctly.
>>81102599
Where is this photo from, was it a single shot or a full set?
>>81102333
She looks like a makeup-less Jared Leto
>>81102599
I've got no fetish where she's concerned but every time I see her standing head and shoulders above the crowd I find this song playing in the back of my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWB8P4jbsAA
I hope Kylo drops cape and hood completely in VIII. He looks so much better without it.
I would be Gwendoline's slave.
>>81102778
>>81102694
Found it. She called Daisy a fucker. Got to love our crazy Grandma Leia.
>RIDLEY: I mean, I don't know what's to come. They also ask if you guys gave us any advice. You didn't. Except for—
>FISHER: Wait a minute! You said I didn't? You fucker!
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/daisy-ridley
>>81102858
>ywn hang out with Boyega
>>81102858
My force awakens.
>>81102858
>you just know it
>>81102990
You will never hang out with Finn and teach him about Earth.That poor kid, breaks your damn heart that he just wanted to hang out with Finn and hand out toys together to other sick kids.
>>81103103
>that kid probably won't see next episodes
>>81103172You bastard
>>81102718
It's a single photo, pretty recent iirc. The only full set from recently is this one where she looks like a Jojo part V villain of the week.
>Pablo said that Ventress was supposed to die in that arc
Damn
>>81103023
>brazzersI'm liking this thread so far since it's distracting me from the anticipation for next Wednesday when shit will most definitely go down
>>81103103
I wonder if that kid called him a traitor at some point with one of those kid smiles you can't get mad at.
>>81103332
They dueled but there was never any official word on who had won.
>>81103232
What would the name of Phasma's Stand be?
>>81103295
>scavanger girl gets in trouble with an imperial patrol
>>81103445
「SHE'S ACTUAL SIZE」
Dave...
>>81101183
Come on man, at least read the whole pastebin. Right at the freaking top. Not hidden or anything.
>>81102655
>mfw I'm 6'3
>>81103596
Do you think he was holding back tears as he drew that?
>>81103664
>tfw 6'1 manlet
![c8e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SKHvqzk.jpg "c8e[1].jpg")
>>81103517
anyone read the Mathew stover RoTS?
Why wasent this used as the basis for the movie instead of the crao we got ? Could of easily been a 9/10
> since grevious showed up , the republic is getting its ass handed it it on a silver platter and is hanging by a thread as tons of systems are defecting to the CIS
> anakin and obi wan are the ultimate war heroes and one of the few things keeps the republic from falling apart next to sheev's manipulations
> there's an actual basis for their friendship and anakins internal struggle and falling to evil
> dooku gets royalty fucked over
> the Jedi vs sheev's fight isn't a totally one sided slaughter, the others die one by one till dindu is the last remaining , and Kitt fisto is able to hold his own for awhile , he had to step is his game to be take on dindu and fisto together
>>81103831
>>81103664
>>81103776
>mfw I'm 73'8"
Get on my level humanlets
>>81103754
More like laughter.
>>81103754
No, he was crying the whole time.
>>81103841
>there's an actual basis for their friendship
In terms of them being written as if they were gay for each other
>>81103841
I read that
Was pretty damn good, but no way in hell it would of done good finically, if it was based on the novel it would of been rated R and that goes against the targeted audience
>>81103776
>>81103664
>tfw 6' 2"
ALL HEIGHTS REPORT IN
>>81103754
Anon, please.
Filloni faps to the idea of killing your waifu.
>>81103841
RoTS is 7/10, which is pretty good.
It was better than TFA in any case.
>tfwliterally everybody dies in including Darth Vader
>>81104163
Go away George.
>>81104123
Anon, Ahsoka was his waifu. None of us ever had any chance with her. He created her, made her real within the Star Wars universe. He was truly her Plo Koon, discovering her, sending her on her path to become a Jedi.
And now the time has come for her to either let go
or make a blood sacrifice of the entire Rebels crew and Darth Maul to save her.
>>81104123
The thing is, Ahsoka is Filoni's waifu too. Lucas wanted to kill her in TCW but Filoni saved her, and now he has to kill her. Poor man.
>>81103994
What did Stover mean by that?
Was he 100% a dick?
General Grieva is my waifu
>>811040796'7''no joke
>>81104433
We have a Wookie in /swr/?
Sweet.
>>81104465
Close, just not as hairy. A lot of down sides to it though. If I ever wanted to cosplay I'd have to be a Wookie, which is fine but a decent costume would be expensive.
>>81104340
The Devilcowboy hatdemands his due. Filoni bartered his soul for ultimate Star Wars power, now with the coming death of his beloved Ahsoka his soul will be torn from him forever.
But for what it's worth he can still make a deal with Chopper. Commit a few crimes here and there, implicate the right members of the Canon Council, a little assassination work on key the Disney Board, and Filoni can finally get a greenlight to resurrect Plo Koon.
>>81104433
>mfw 5'4"
You could step on me dude, damn.H-how buff are you
>>81103754
>>81103103
>>81103395
You can see that the kid is truly happy and having a great time. This breaks my heart.
>>81104547
It's easier than you think, anon. Picture this
You wearing a Chewbacca mask, a bandoleer, and nothing else. You will be legend.
>>81104564
I'm not ripped or anything but I'm in shape. I used to play basketball.
>>81104607
Oh, cool! Wish you well tall anon.
>>81103395
What I love most about this is that Boyega didn't visit the hospital, Finn did. He stayed in character the whole time and even asked the little boy to explain Earth stuff like cars to him.
>>81104598
I'd want to go all out though. I'm a go big or go home kind of guy.
>>81104668
I wish you well too, anon.
>>81104379
yes
>>81104722
>go big
Sounds like you have no choice.
>>81103517
>「ACTUAL SIZE」
>STAND ABILITY: manipulate the size of physical objects to be greater or lesser than original. Very difficult to use on living creatures.this was fun to throw together in 10 minutes
>>81104749
Kek, that pun didn't even register with me as I was typing it
I wonder what it was like for George to see himself and his family in a shootout in Mos Eisely.
>>81104782
>Cushing, Lee, and Price return to the living
>>81104970
Dude lives on a ranch. You can't tell me he and his family aren't used to fighting off rustlers.
>>81104970
>"and they said cgi wasn't the coolest thing since stop motion..."
Ezra: "From my perspective the Jedi are evil."
What did he mean by this?
>>81105180
He's trying to justify his decision to rape Kanan
>>81105180
/tv/ fuck off
This episode of Rebels is kinda fucked. I noticed a trend that the female phoenix pilots always get fucked. Either being seen blown up in their fighters or in this case, eaten by megafauna. Also, did they outright abandon a phoenix ship out there when they're hurting on pilots and fighters?
>>81105180
>"I want you to suck my dick, Seventh Sister. Make me a man, NOW!"
How did Disney let Filoni get away with this one?
>>81105387
Actually Phoenix Squad guys blowing up is what they do, regardless of gender. This is the first time any have been out of the cockpit long enough to end up as lunch.
>>81105180
>Well, from my point of view letting your waifu live is evil!
Will he ever stop?
>>81105553
And quite frankly, we should be impressed she survived the landing at all. Not that the landing is particularly difficult, mind you.
>>81100675
In Servants of the Empire, Hux's father starts his own sort of cult within an Imperial Academy, in which he is getting students to kill each other Hunger Games style, to prove their loyalty.
It's revealed that he plans on finding a way to have an army of Stormtroopers, as capable as the Clone Army.
The reason for this, is because the Seperatists were trying to find a Bioweapon capable of destroying the Clone Army. They failed, but it was only a matter of time, right?
So if you trained Stormtroopers from birth, indoctrinate them to love the Empire, train them like Clones, give them numbers as names, ect, then in theory, they would be as powerful as Clones, but without the risk of them having the same genetic code, which could be exploited.
So what can be assumed is, post-RotJ during the Empire power-struggle, Hux managed to get some kind of power in the sector of the Empire that would go on to become the First Order. He put his plan into motion (The how is still up in the air. Did he force every Imperial to donate their first-born child? Make it a law in the sector?) and began to raise an army with the ruthlessless and ideals of the Stormtroopers, but the training of the Clone Army.
Essentially, a true successor to both the PT and the OT armies. It's one of the few "too similar" things in TFA that I actually love.
But the absolute best thing about it, is the absolute poetry which connects back to Episode 3/TCW, in which it is revealed that, like the Clones of the past, the FO Stormtroopers gave themselves nicknames to stand out. Even the indoctrination of the Empire can't fully stamp out individuality.
Oh yeah. The finale won't air on the Disney site early like before, so this is gonna be a live event boys and girls.
>>81105387
She wasn't eaten. She became a brood mother where those spider things implant their eggs in her. She's alive and fine.
>>81105622
Just like I wanted :)
The stream will be great.
>>81105611
>gave themselves nicknames to stand out
Like what? Because Finn is give name by Poe.
>>81105622
Lame, I have other TV shows to watch instead of Rebels at the same time slot.
>>81105627
Well, "fine" in the relative sense.
>>81105681
I think FN-2199 is creatively designated "nines"
>>81105715
Do you not own a DVR?
>>81105681
You know the TR-8R trooper?
His actual name is Nines. In "Before The Awakening", it's revealed that the other Troopers got nicknames. Finn never got one because nobody liked him, it was tradition to get a name from a fellow trooper.
That trooper that dies at the beginning was Finn's only friend, which is why he was so sad.
But FN never got a name until Poe gives him one, which is why he so quickly bonds with Poe.
>>81105731
>FN-2199
TR-8R?
>>81105786
Nope. I've even had the same TV for the last 10 years; it has a VHS slot and is a square screen and all.
>>81105681
>Because Finn is give name by Poe.
Finn didn't get a nickname because while he was good at combat and shit he still had a problem with authority and wouldn't become a monster and do all the atrocities the FO wanted and trained him to do.
>>81105731
>FN-2199 is creatively designated "nines"
Nines is "Tr8-R" Trooper.
>>81105823
>>81105904
I kinda like 2199 better.
>>81105863
Wow everything must look like shit.
So, let me get this straight, casual sex isn't banned by the order? Jedi are awesome.
>>81106035
I think in EU it was originally just a faction in the order that forbade marriage, (in old republic there were jedu families) but in time they grew in power and banned it at all.
>>81106035
Correct. They're only forbidden from forming attachments, since they would interfere with their duty to protect the Republic.
>>81105904
>Nines
Wait, so he's this generations Sixes?
>>81106194
>interfere with their duty to protect the Republic.
It probably has more to do with the whole emotions leading to dark side thing
>>81106035
It's not banned but from what i can tell Jedi frown upon it since it could foster an attachment and those are evil apparently.
>>81106293
>this generations
>implying Sixes isn't immortal
>>81105811
>That trooper that dies at the beginning was Finn's only friend, which is why he was so sad.
Isn't it sadder that Poe killed his only friend? Will this ever be brought up again?
Fuck
Marry
Kill
>>81106461
Finn probably sees it as an unfortunate result of their obedience to the First Order. The guy didn't seemed to buy into their propaganda much in the first place.
>>81106504
Fuck Anakin
Marry Luke
Kill Kylo
>>81106504
Fuck Anakin
Marry Luke
Kill Kylo
>>81106548
This is the only correct answer
>>81106435
I'm sorry. How could I...
Do you think he, Nines and Base Trooper would hangout?
God damnit filoni
>>81106548
>>81106570
I choose this one.
>>81105622
I don't get DisneyXD so even when I was a member of Nielson Audio I couldn't add anything to Rebels ratings, which frankly sucked.
While it was nice getting them early, as in you could watch whenever you want it made the post-game analysis hear tough since people were coming in all the time who hadn't seen it yet.
It's always a treat to watch a live stream with everyone. Even when Clone Wars aired and I do have Cartoon Network I'd still watch it every Saturday via livetoons just for the shared experience. The DC Nation/TCW talkbacks were a treat we could sometime extend all weekend just discussing shows. I miss those days.
>>81106504
Fuck Anakin, Marry Luke, Kill Kylo/Ben
>>81106615
Oh Shit, the Lothcats have adapted. Someone call Tarkin, we need a planet-buster, now.
>>81106504
Kill Anakin
Marry Luke
Fuck Kylo
pls no hate
>>81106615
>furfag
He's made his favorite clone trooper battalion known as "The Wolfpack", always wanted to make Ahsoka ride a giant wolf a la Princess Mononoke, and advised that the Zygerrian species be modeled after coyote/cat people. Dave has been a closet furry since time immemorial.
>>81106925
Nigga you broke the hivemind.
>>81106504
Fuck Kylo
Marry Anakin
Kill Luke
>>81106936
In another dimension Dave is a popular /co/ drawfag
>>81105925
>In the year FN-2199 you are given a mission by the glorious Supreme Leader: ALL TRAITORS MUST DIE
Are you a bad enough dude to fight the TRAITORS?
>>81106504
Kill myself tbqhwy
>>81106319
>>81106194
>>81106146
Second question--- could Jedi have casual sex with each other?
>>81106977
You have literally the worst taste of all time.
>>81106936
Ahsoka and Rex will never ride their wolves off into the sunset togetherand raise a family
>>81107042
Anon, are you familiar with the etymology of the term pederasty?
>>81107042FORBIDDEN LOVE
>>81106977
>Fuck Kylo
>Marry Anakin
>Kill Luke
end yourself
>>81107061
>implying Filoni wouldn't have her fuck Wolfe
>>81107042
As logn as they are emotionless about it, I suppose
>>81107086
You mean what the Greeks did with little boys? Uh... yeah, why?
>>81106977
>killing Luke
>ever
He's, like, the nicest person the galaxy has ever seen.
>>81107115
I think anon is suggesting they used any foxhole in the field. "wink"
>>81106977
Go away Adam
>>81107143
He's killed thousands.
But I guess it's okay if Luke does it.
>>81107115
Well, y'know how Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan were always galavanting around the galaxy...all alone...?
>>81107112
But Anon, Filoni's truest husbando is Plo
and if his one true waifu is Ahsoka, then that means...
>>81107143
Also the cutest of the three of them.
Anon is either a monster or Kylo is posting on /co/.
>>81107115
The samurai did this too.
More similar to the jedi.
>>81107167
>people on the Death Star
No loss. They knew what they were getting themselves into by being involved with the Empire.
>>81107061
Who /rexsoka/ here?
>>81107274
Man I used to think like this too, until I read Lost Stars.
>>81107298Jude
>>81107188
>that pic
Thank goodness the Jedi allowed to fuck. The sexual frustration alone would be enough to turn anyone to the dark side.
>>81107278
Here!
>>81107298
That reminds me, did we ever get that YA guide from cAnon?
>tfwno jedidies
>>81107298
>muh comics
>>81107460
It's a book you stupid shitposter
>>81107369
>>81107167
Can't save the galaxy without breaking a few eggs.
>>81107278
>TCW rexsoka is /ss/
>>81107460
>>muh comics
>Lost Stars
>A comic
Look man, if you're gonna shitpost, at least know what you're shitposting about.
>>81107460
Are you lost?
>>81107440
>>tfw noonedies
>>81107474
>muh books
>>81107537
>>>tfw noone dies
But what if a couple of people die?
>>81107479
I really like this pic.
>>81107537
nah an inquisitor will bite it
>>81107474
>>81107532
>>81107533
Nerds pls
>>81101298
That scene always fucked with me because I thought it was a bunch of greenscreen they left in.
>>81107580
Same.
>>81107627
>nerds
>derogatory
Where the fuck do think we are?
No not /swr/, not even just /co/, but where the fuck do you think you're posting?
4chans been a nerd haven since the start. If you're going to shitpost do it with some fucking effort like this raging homo.
>>81107596
I'm gonna laugh if it's that third one that showed up
>Fool! You may have bested the Fifth Brother and the Seventh Sister, but now you face the SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED!
>he immediately trips on a rock and falls into a hole
I'm actually excited for a Lego game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNVjJvViTIA
>>81107702
It's a joke anon, please calm down.
>>81107741
Imma gonna wait for the complete "complete saga" edition
>>81107702
>This guy
Oh man, I remember him. He fucking lost it once he got banned, he even ban-evaded and tried to post MLP porn to start shit.
>>81107770
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
>>81107022
>not fucking or marrying Luke and Anakin
What're you, gay?
>>81107809
I was, it was gentle ribbing. Calm down.
>>81106504
Fuck Luke
Marry Anakin(but still fuck Luke behind his back)
Kill Kylo
>>81107808
Yeah that was glorious. Anyone remember StarWarsDad?
>>81107831
But anon, I only care about dem orange buttcheeks.
>>81107716
>>he immediately trips on a rock and falls into a hole
At least he has a spinsaber that also functions as a helicopter to get him out of that hole.
>>81107946
So you are gay.
>>81107998
>lusting over a female's butt is gay
wut
>>81107929
Hey can you add this to the pastebin?
https://mega.nz/#F!Pt8xjK4a!4IEomsGHqtXIVYu4Jud4zA
Someone scanned the Cross-Sections book.
>>81107702
Like the legends of old risen from an abyssal sea to grace us once more with his presence, I present you: Shit Wars Guy
>>81107929
>StarWarsDad?
That guy that edited out the Star Wars movies to his young son, made him watch Star Trek and tried to say the Federation were the bad guys in some way and then wouldn't let him watch TMNT for some stupid reason? Yes I remember that asshole, that kids gonna either be messed up or really resent his father in the years to come if he keeps trying to indoctrinate a kid that's barely even 4-5 years old.
