Which one?
http://strawpoll.me/7165183
>>81027870
Literally worse than Sophie's Choice.
>>81027870
Can I have both of them at once?
>>81027870
He's not just a man, he's a SUPERMAN!!!
>>81030738
Ok, the death of your children or Cap and Supes in your bed?
>>81031988
Or the lives of your children, I should say.
>>81031988
Jokes on you, I don't have children.
>>81031988
You can always make more kids.
>>81027870
Supes doesn't have cuddly bosoms for me to play with.
>>81032303
How does it feel getting caught in a lie?
could you cuddle with Superman? wouldn't that be like cuddling with a steel statue?
>>81032638
Lana and Lois have never complained.
>>81032638
>too dumb to read comics to understand how a hero's powers work
lol
>>81032799
yeah, but she's an ice-cold bitch
>>81032042
>>81032303
>TFW you will NEVER see Steve Rogers blush as he walks down the aisle, desperately trying to keep his massive pecs in his wedding dress as she smiles at you
>>81032890
what, does he turn his indestructible body on and off? could you just surprise Clark kent and kill him?
>>81027870
Oh my god so gay XD
More gay plz
I totally need more gay things on my gay life :3
This like the only reason that I left my tumblr and come here :P
>>81032996
Look out, anon got triggered by an attractive male body. We need to spam the board with even more cheesecake so he or she could feel secure in their masculinity and/or lesbianism.
>>81032972
Somewhat dependent on continuity, but generally it's the bioaura that protects him from harm. His flesh doesn't feel different from anyone else's flesh.
>>81032501
Not exactly comparable to Evans' sweater puppies but I'll accept it.
Fat Cavill's shoulders are perfection, though.
>>81033052
>Implyinng lesbianism and masculinity are different
>>81033056
thats bullshit on a fundamental level. what happens if you try to give Superman an Indian burn? or a titty twister? or break in his ass for anal?
>>81033190
Why would you wear two pairs of shorts like that? Especially denim ones in a hot tub?
>>81027870
Cap has better tits, better personality, and better movies, no contest.
>>81033288
because it's sexy as shit
>>81033288
Those are compression shorts to keep your balls from flopping everywhere during a workout/run.
>>81033190
>what happens if you try to give Superman an Indian burn? or a titty twister?
You've never tried to do any of that on someone who just put on lotion? Your hands kind of just slide along the skin without anything really happening, I imagine it would feel like that.
>or break in his ass for anal?
l-lewd
>>81032996
>being gay equates to being tumblr
Wow anon! I was born in 2011 too!
>>81032501
Meh
>>81033394
Are you saying we can fuck Superman dry?
Is /co/'s homolust for Cap and Supes the only way we can cure company wars?
>>81033537
It seems so. Cap and Supes are /co/'s biggest husbandos.
>>81033449
>>81033449
Sure, why not? He has a healing factor after all.Does that mean both Cap and Supes would be virgin tight every time you fucked them?Why the fuck am I thinking about this anyway?
>>81033394
and if you just put your fingernails on his skin and start squeezing he'll eventualy go from flesh-soft to indestructable? that seems...weird
>>81033449
I think he's saying we can't
>>81033537
if Caville and EVans did a superhero gay romance movie, would anyone on Earth no watch it? or a whole Avengers x Jsutice League movie? Thor hooks up with Aquaman, Iron Man and Batman, etc?
>>81033438
God, I just want to suck on those.
>>81033537
word
>>81033587
Dick is more of our husbando than Clark but I guess it's close
>>81033661
Dick is the comic husbando, Cap and Supes are the movie husbandos.
>>81033645
>you will never squeeze and suckle them
why live
>>81033438
I like me some Evans, but all that waxing is putting me off a little bit.
>>81033661
Dick is worst boy.
>>81033710
He's kinda of a slut, yeah. Cap and Supes are pure.
Time to compare butts!
>>81033744
>>81033633
Well you see guys who punch him shake their hands sometimes but if he was at 100% at the smallest sign of danger their arms shoudl explode. Logically he's just indestructible enough for the specific amount of pain you're talking about rather than a on/off switch.
>>81033764
I'll have to give it to Cavill this time.
Evans best tits, Cavill best ass.
Supes.
>>81033727
Dick is pure and not for lewd.
>>81033744
>>81033706
Then see:
>>81033698
>>81033873
Stunt ass.
>>81033865
dick-grayson-defense-squad pls go
>>81032501
Eh, there's too much space between his chest. The reason Evans' pecs are such a big deal and why there's endless fanart for Cap tits is because he has more fullness in the middle, giving him perfect cleavage.
>>81033706
Sometimes a clean workspace is nice but I definitely prefer the chest hair.
>>81033645a deals a deal
>>81033764
I wanna bite it.
>>81033661
I wish there was more cute Clark art
>>81033981
Oh.
Oh my.
>>81033744
>>81033764
Not even close. Henry #1.
>>81035776
Lewd.
>you'll never be double-teamed by Cavill and Evans
kill me
Do you think Henry sees these beefcakes threads about him?
He says he browses forums; sort of hard to avoid 4chins.
>>81035941
Hope so.
>>81033981
>MFW
>>81036181
I doubt you were half so smug or controlled
>>81035776
Why'd you post Supes, don't tell me you're one of those crazies who think Clark is his secret identity or something
>>81036794
Fine I was more like this.
>>81037103
Is this not a Superman/Captain America thread? I wish shitposters like you who have to keep bringing Clark Kent up like he fucking matters beyond some newspapers.
>>81032996
Tumblr hates gays because they're men.
>>81038354
Maybe some crazy feminists do, but most of Tumblr fangirls are obsessed with their lust over man-on-man action.
>>81038354
They hate cis men and transwomen equally.
> this movie is going to cause gay threads to be filled with 3DPD
no please.
>>81033698
>tfw Cap will never nurse you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP7H2fMdfqk
>>81033873
>It was a stunt butt!
>>81042545
>he will never be your husband
>>81042803
>He never carry you in his perfect arms
>>81042545
Such adorable perfection.
>>81042862
>you will never wake up to him spooning you
>>81027870
/co/ would be pretty decent if not for all the faggots.
>>81043118
>not wanting to be the meat in a boyscout sandwich
>>81043118
But we're all girls ITT anon :3
>>81027870
Superman, if only because he looks amazing in a cape.
Would Cap in a cape work /co/? I need some fanart to confirm
>>81043213
I'm not.
>>81033438
>>81033698
Fuck, I want to suck on those so badly.
How can one man have such a perfect rack?
>>81043469
But the cape would cover his butt.
>>81043546
>that perfect wine glass shape
Someone needs to put Evans in a corset.
>>81043469
Pic related is best ive seen
>>81043546
I imagine he'd toss it aside Jedi style right before a fight. Would be pretty badass as well.
>>81043118
It's ok to admit you're aroused, anon. No one can see you jacking it to Superman's pecs through the internet. Wank the rage away!
>>81043586
God, yes.
>>81043118
/co/ without homolust is not /co/.
>>81043586
>Evans in a corset
>>81043700
>>81043843
>>81043870
Great, now I want housewife Cap art/fic. Why does /co/ insist on giving me fetishes that can never be satisfied?
>>81043999
Cap would make a lovely housewife.
>>81044039
Can Cap cook?
>>81044122
If he does manage to burn the pot roast you could always take him out to dinner.
>>81045441
>If he does manage to burn the pot roast you can put him over your knee and spank that ass until your hand is sore from beating those glorious glutes
>>81045795
Nah, Cap is for tender lovemaking.
>>81027870
>tfw those Captain America hentai doujins are all low res
Fucking sucks man
>>81027870
anon, this is gay
>>81046658
Yes, and?
>>81045830
Cap is for prolonged physical and emotional abuse.
>>81033537
>/co/ stops fighting over which is better once they get spit roasted by the two of them
>>81046690
>implying nobody wants to top them
why do you think all these pictures depict them as fay?
>>81046702
>implying nobody wants to top them
I go on /co/ daily, you're all a bunch of bottoms.
>>81046725
the majority may be, i am not
>>81046702
This, people who want to get dominated by Cap or Supes are complete scum.
>>81046687
hnng
>you will never consensually abuse Cap
>>81046725
>implying I wouldn't vastly prefer the feeling of my cock between Cap's full ass while I watch his titties bounce as he rides me
>>81032936
>TFW you will NEVER see Steve Rogers blush as he walks down the aisle, desperately trying to keep his massive pecs in his wedding dress as she smiles at you
Hot damn.
>>81033190A W A K E N M Y M A S T E R S
>>81046870
>deadpool and Colossus team up movie theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
Imagine deflowering him on your wedding night.
>>81033764
That's a Dick Grayson grade ass
>>81033981
>>81044122
Clark can
>>81047811
>a Mary Sue can do anything
What a shocker.
>>81027870
Where are their packages?
Why choose?
>>81033438
Why are pecs so great
