All new all different too long of a title avengers
>>81016100
>>81016128
Is that racist?
>>81016133
>>81016147
>>81016151
>>81016161
>>81016168
>>81016176
>>81016147
>you're my friend
>he keeps fapping to memory of making out with her
Right.
>>81016183
>>81016194
>>81016203
>>81016176
Pym was behind Loki in first Avengers story, right?
>>81016147
>It's important to carry on a Legacy.
I didn't know it counted if the Legacy was stolen.
It'd be like someone sucker punching 80 year old Steve, stealing his shirt and then running around saying you have to live up to the legacy of Captain America.
>>81016133
I wouldn't trust a vampire falcon either
>>81016210
>>81016216
pretty sure characters have done exactly that in certain continuities
>>81016176
This is the nicest thing Vision has done in years
>>81016238
We have Whor doing that right now. It's just dumb.
>>81016216
you say that, but Batman Beyond is beloved here
>>81016193
Friends don't judge friends who fap to them.
>>81016246
He's protecting his family and lied for his wife
>>81016235
>>81016183
How much does spidremans venom blast power get used in ANADA?
>>81016267
the kamala tentacle attack
>>81016257
Terry was a legitimate successor. He stole the suit originally and Bruce shut him down for it, then reactivated it so it wouldn't kill the kid and took him under his wing afterwards.
>>81016267
>All-New All-Cradle -Robbing Avengers
kek
Wait, how can they see who is inside the Quinjet?
>>81016270
Maybe once. I distinctly remember at one point that he COULDN'T use it because of a weakness that Bendis had never established, that if someone is in contact with the person getting Venom'd, they get hurt as well.
>>81016216
Thor couldn't pick up his hammer anyway, so if Jane didn't have it it'd be stick on the moon.
Steve asked Sam to take his place.
>>81016277
damn nobody got hurt
>>81016267
Spider-Man once made a joke that a Quinjet has never actually landed successfully. I'm convinced that, while an exagerration, they've been crashed more often than they've landed safely.
>>81016312
>damn nobody got hurt
For shame.
>>81016312
where's rogue?
>>81016312
Kamala stop molesting deadpool
>>81016315
The joke was actually that nobody has ever landed in the SAVAGE LAND succesfully, not just Quinjets
>>81016330rosebud
>>81016312
>Jobsilver
JUST
>>81016330
>>81016346
Huh, the misunderstanding fight didn't last as long as I thought.
>>81016334
No, he said it in Rage of Ultron. Even made a "don't bother wearing a seatbelt" joke.
>>81016361
just there to justify the cover
>>81016330
you'd do it if you could too
also, wow, short lived "fight"
>>81016346
>didn't change their appearances
>>81016371
Ah, I was thinking about a similar joke he made in Secret Invasion, or maybe it was in New Avengers
>>81016393
>>81016403
You all read comics meant for little girls
>>81016417
>>81016427
and checklist is the last
This is a neat event.
>>81016393
if Molecule Miss cures Jane's cancer while she's at it, I'm gonna be annoyed
>>81016403
in a shocking twist, S.H.I.E.L.D. has fucked up
assuming, of course, that it's actually their's to begin with.
also, where'd Night Phantom go? did they put him on a different quinjet that inevitably crashed somewhere else?
>>81016147
Jane.Thor got more character development in this splash-page than in Aaron's whole run.
>>81016346
Aww, she's a little drone strike to the heart.
>>81016446
it makes Civil War II look completely redundant
I mean, if they scrapped what they came up with for CWII and just slapped the name on this event no one would question the name
>>81016434
I forget, is Captain Falcon coming out this week, or next?
Also, New Avengers storytime when?
>>81016393
>>81016403
Huh. This was far less cringey than I thought.
The confusion seemed genuine and they recovered quickly.
I also kinda like how they use Kamala here. Her powers are used quite creatively and it becomes clear that she is not one for hurting people when not necessary. Although I feel giant hand grabs could be cooler than tentacle wrapping people twice.
>>81016147
It's about time someone suggested she shouldn't be Thor and wasn't made out the be the villain.
>>81016498
Falcap is next week, and NA #8 should be the NEXT Marvel storytime today.
>>81016402
Yep, you're thinking of Bendis' New avengers. I think the very first arc.
>>81016393
>>didn't change their appearances
But how would we know who good guys are?
>>81016334
It actually landed fine once.
...it blew up right after
>>81016393
To be fair, did they change the villain's appearances? The only reason Zemo and Fixer looked different is because they usually have other stuff covering their face.
>>81016543
Eh, child's whim.
>>81016543
Yes, all the villains looked completely different. Steve Rogers didn't recognize Absorbing Man in the ice cream parlor.
But I'll give this issue a pass on this. Not everyone reading this issue will have read the other tie-ins, so it makes it less confusing for them. Plus, maybe maybe the villains looked different because the girl was receiving instructions from SHIELD, but now she's doing it on her own.
>>81016434
Well, that was fun.
ok, next we need to read New avengers.
>81016641
New avengers
>>81016645
Pleasantville has been surprisingly pleasant, up to now.
Previous storytimes:
>Welcome to Pleasant Hill
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/79974626
↓
>Assault on Pleasant Hill Alpha
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80391545
>Howling Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D. #6
>>81014879
>Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. #3
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80587379
↓
>New Avengers #8
>>81016641
>Uncanny Avengers #7
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80587364
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>All-New, All-Different Avengers #7
this thread
![DIG079554._SX640_QL80_TTD_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p4moaqj.jpg "DIG079554._SX640_QL80_TTD_[1].jpg")
Uncanny Avengers #7 final cover, without the UPC box
>>81016100
>get Alex Ross to do all your covers
>photoshop yellow tape over it
I can't wait to see how they mangle this for the Civil War II tie-in.
>>81016853
Actually, ANAD Avengers isn' tying-in to Civil War II. It'll be doing a story about the Avengers going to space to find Nova's dad and end up on a prison planet.
>>81016168
Vision a best
>>81016216
This analogy would only make sense if Nick Fury was currently Thor.
>>81016393
Exactly this happened in JiM. Right down to the founding Avenger's new identity being a mechanic.
>>81016277
>Nova getting upset at Kamela fangirling over Quicksilver.
Time to fight for her honor, Sam.
>>81016211
WAT
>>81016330
What happened to that whole "Avengers don't attack fellow heroes" talk you were giving Nova last issue, Jane?
>>81016176
That's not what Loki looked like back in the 60s at all.
>>81016784
Wait.
Did S.H.I.E.L.D. Pleasant Hill Professor X or something?
That'd be a pretty cool reveal, actually.
Wasn't there a little kid Professor X on the cover of Uncanny X-Men 600?
>>81017767
She has cancer she gets a free pass for everything
>>81016393
Guess what the other members will be.
>>81016417
My 12 year old.sister was reading 50 shades of grey once
>>81016176
Wait a minute. If everyone knows her identity why was she freaking out with nova?
>>81016151
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81018508
I think it' just the Red Skull fucking with Rogue again
>>81018619
She doesn't mind Vision, Thor, Cap or Iron Man knowing her identity because she trusts and looks up to them as role models.
Sam is newbie that Kamala has never written any fanfics about.
>>81018619
She was too busy freaking out about seeing him to ask herself how he knows about her.
By the time Cap and Thor fly by she is probably beyond caring.
>>81016194
necks dont work that way tony
Didn't Hill have a complete meltdown after getting mindfucked by Controller? She knows how awful mind control is, why would she ever be involved with this?
>>81020524
Because LMD.
She's started using them like Fury Sr., and nobody ever know who is the original one is... if she's still alive, that's it.she's running a family bakery in NY and is happy.
>>81016211
....No. Not everything is Pym's fault, Tony.
That's it?
Wow, that was big fucking nothing
>>81016147
>WHO KNEW DYING COULD BE THIS MUCH FUN?
AARON BTFO
>>81016151
the equation is x^2(4(X-2)*(x/4))
X^2(4*((X^2-2X)/4))
x^4-2X^3
Final simplification
(x^2-2)/x^2
>>81016543
That's not true. Zemo is horrifically scarred under his mask.
>>81016161
>Hey Cindy, did Mr horton just tell Kamhala to meet him on the fucking roof?
>>81016183
Venom blast him miles. You don't need no Avengers.
>>81016460
Obviously not. That sort of thing is relevant for her solo book.
>>81016492
Its actually a much better premise for Civil War II.
>>81016133
TRIGGERED BY BIRDS
>>81021109
I really hope Bendis is the only one to use the venom blasts.
I can handle optical camouflage, especially when Miles is dumb enough to make sounds.
The 2-shot Darkheart venon blasts need to go, though.
>>81021321
Yeah, and both sides would actually have valid point this time
>Get rid of the villain problem forever, make them useful parts of society and give them happy lives
>Civil rights, brainwashing is bad, altering reality with a cosmic cube is bad
>>81016346
>"We're not the X-men" - Stark on being able to break walls/barriers
> Proceeds to get owned by wall
>>81016473
They mentioned there being a SHIELD clean-up crew on the way to get him.
>>81020971
x^2(4(x-2)*(x/4))
x^2(x(x-2))
x^3(x-2)
>>81020989
Wasn't that fixed when he took his coutnerpart's body?
Or did he scar it again?
>>81023127
Cap scarred him again and that's the reason he has a love/hate relationship with him
>>81016210
so pleasant hill is in CT?
what's with that place and setting off civil wars?
>>81016393
>>81016403
>>81018541
Deadpool is too "deadpool" to successfully mind wipe so they have him locked away in the mental health ward of the local hospital, Cable is the orderly.
>>81020524
Because the Controller turned her into a mindless drone slave. Maria Hill believes that she's doing to the villains is merciful, she's giving them a better life, plus they kind of had it coming.
>>81016133
Fuck you Jane, Ravens are awesome
>>81016176
Did Loki ever have that cool of a costume back then?
why is this so good, for an event
>>81016257
Terry was literally made to be batman, hes half bruce
