>Jemma "Gas the Inhumans" Simmons Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 13: "Parting Shot" [Mar 22nd]
Bobbi and Hunter become ensnared in an assassination plot after tracking Malick to Russia. As S.H.I.E.L.D. races to save the lives on the line, the team is changed forever
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
hope it won't be like previous episode.
>shoot them right now.
>waits main characters 'till some of them knock him out.
![1453545275550[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IujEfPg.png "1453545275550[1].png")
So is Hive gonna meet the team tonight?
Agents of NON-CANON
SHIELDfags will defend this
>>80998313
Don't you have a BvS reviews thread to be shitposting in?
>>80997626
Looking forward for more Squidward.
>>80998486
Never called you a DC Fanboy. I called you a shitposter.
>>80998418
Not really, everyone on /co/ hated that shit. Even compared it to that one Family Guy episode with Meg, and her nail growing power.
>>80997626
Damn, I just want a Team Ward right now.
![ZA_WARDRUDO[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dcOHgVc.png "ZA_WARDRUDO[1].png")
TIME FOR SON OF COUL'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
TIME FOR WARD'S WILD RIDE
For some reason I completely went past this thread not thinking it was the AoS thread for the week.
oh shit it's Joe Mazzerria
Ah it is going to be hard to take this show on after Daredevil. Daredevil is like the nice meal you get every now and then and AOS is like the semi okay meal you get all the time.
WARD vs FRANK: Who will win?
>>80998418
Out of all the DD characters, they pick her
>>81000165
In a straight up fight Ward in theory should have better training, but Frank is a goddam tank and eats damage for shits and giggles
>>81000165
Original Ward: Frank would win because Ward would try to find some angle on Frank but Frank doesn't give a shit anymore
SquidWard: SquidWard would win because he's 2spooky
>>81000165
Always bet on the Frank
does anyone have a good picture of Ellizabeth Henstridges butt?
>It's a big no.
Oh, shit! William Sadler is in this! Hasn't he been in the MCU before?
Hunter is cute
CUTE!
>in snowy Siberia at night
>can't see their breath
just lazy
>>81000288
No but I have one of her armpit
>Hunter talking about not letting their enemies stay alive to haunt them later
Is Hunter about to become BritPunisher?
>>81000319
Yeah, he plays US President Matthew Ellis and first appeared in Iron Man 3.
>>81000319
Reprises President Ellis from Iron Man 3
>>81000381
>that perfect pit
wew. Got any feet pics
>>81000417
Nah, BritPunisher's black.
>>81000429
>>81000444
Thank you. I knew that. Brain fart.
>>81000319
He's POTUS
>>81000457
We're talking Marvel in this thread. Gloating is unseemly.
>>81000457
Keep your company wars shit out
Oh God, this whole episode is just going to be set-up for Marvel's Most Wanted, isn't it?
>>81000363
Hello from the Gotham thread last night
>>81000543
yes that's been the promo for weeks
This is a backdoor pilot.
>>81000543
So that's the big event that's going to "change things forever for the SHIELD Team™"? Fucking lame.
is there a better stream pls tell me
As much as I like AoS the episode quality bounces back and forth more than Yo-Yo
>>80997119
>* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
CAN'T KILL THE PHIL
>>81000758
Everyone knows Ward-less episodes are weak.
>>81000758
Eh, they can't all be winners. Hopefully we get some more SquidWard.
BTW, that quinjet landing sequence was a thing of beauty.
>>81000758
Why are network TV shows shot so poorly?
>>81000744
Na, someone is expected to die tonight. Civil War shakes up AoS again
>>81000805
Rotating directors, budget, time. They get these shows canned in 6 days, SFX in 10 at the same time. Cable gets more lead time. Pay channels (HBO, Showtime, etc) get even more.
Aww shit, HYDRA gonna take over Russia.
Hey look, it's Life of Pi 2
>he's staging Aku
>>81000889
inb4 Hydra wakes up Leviathan and they start wrecking their shit
>>81000927
HYDRA has the MCU version of Dio Brando. What does Leviathan have?
>>81000927
Well, this season is clearly taking queues from Secret Warriors, so sounds about right.
>>81000911
Ok, I kek'd a little.
>>81000958
Black Widows
in Agent Carter Leviathan pioneered the Black Widow program
Oh, I forgot that this was the episode with the Inhuman assassin.
>anyone can snap a person's neck
>>81001099
Is the only reason people say this show isn't cannon because Joss Whedon said he didn't like that Coulson was alive?
>>81001181
Yes
>>81001181
people associated with any Marvel movie don't even acknowledge AoS
Russo's didn't even know terrigen is in the water now
>>81001181
that and the movie people have said they don't pay any attention to it
>>81001181
Pretty much, that and the fact that the MCU doesn't acknowledge it. I think the Russo Brothers also thought the Inhuman fish oil was retarded.
>>81001181
Partially that and partially nothing that happens in the show seems to effect anything going on outside of the show.
>>81001181
Yes, entirely. Every day Coulson's murderer walks free because Son of Coul rose again. Quicksilver was given no benefit.
>>81001181
considering how many different writers will do different stuff in teh comics without paying attention to anything else anyone else has done and all that stuff stays canon im not worried about it
>>81001229
>>81001241
Are you sure you're not getting confused
I thought they asked like some producers about AoS, not the Russos
And what's wrong with fish oil
This episode is pretty weak so far.
>>81001241
>>81001251
>>81001236
But the MCU is so big and sprawling now that you can't connect everything. The Netflix Defenders stuff is supposed to be canon, but there's almost nothing to connect any of it to the movies or SHIELD.
>>81001181
>>81001229
>>81001236
Not that any of those people decide what is canon.
>>81001229
>>81001306
Yeah they asked some producers if they knew
Maybe they were just on a ruse cruise tho
>>81001241
Source?
Not being a dick, genuinely curious and my google-fu isn't strong.
>>81001229
The Russos write scripts and film waaaay ahead of AoS being put together. CW was being written not long after TWS. It was finished filming when AoS was just starting the 3rd season. The 2nd season finale was probably somewhere when filming began and you're not going to re-write everything to keep up with where fish pills *might* go.
>>81001241
>>81001306
No, a writer (either marcus of mcfeely) said he wasn't caught up with it. But he knew there was fish-oil involved.
So at least they must know the basic events of the show even if they don't watch it. Makes sense, since they are writing IW1 to shoot in November.
Connecting everything to get a mediocre story is worse than having a bunch of great stories, even if all they share is a ROXXON hate between them. It's better this way, the show needs to stand on it's own.
>>81001314
Sets are nice, tho
So is this the part where I shoehorn in a Jojo reference?
he transformed into a Shadow?
>Darkforce
>Darkforce
JUST LIKE AGENT CARTER
So Melisandre's Baby II: Ghostly Boogaloo?
is he MCU Ghost?
Mac's gonna bite it! Calling it now!
oh he was just Darkforce astral projecting
>>81001523
Not until the finale.
>>81001344
>that you can't connect everything. The Netflix Defenders stuff is supposed to be canon, but there's almost nothing to connect any of it to the movies or SHIELD.
They could have said Purple Man was one of Prisoners that escaped the Raft during the Hydra AoS event. They could have had an Inhuman "hero" as the catalyst for Civil War. They could just mention the rise in vigilantes like the Devil in Hells Kitchen in any other show. It's shit that really wouldn't have required any extra budget or crossing actors from one show to the next just small changes in dialogue.
>>81001382
I'm not expecting big connections but Marvel should really have someone in charge of informing everyone about the general goings on of each story so they at least fit together
It wouldn't kill Civil War to make a passing remark about all the new superhumans
In the comics, what does SHIELD think of the Punisher?
>>81001605
Purpleman is gonna be part of the Defenders theme of shady organizations trying to make artificial meta humans
HULKAMANIA RUNNING WILD ON THE VIEW
I want Coulson to show up in Defenders
Marvel pls
>>81001619
the problem is though the movies are made way ahead of the tv stuff and connecting crap just to connect them is kinda dumb
>>81001660
Officiallty they are hunting them
on the down low though Fury supports him and helps him evade SHIELD, he even supports him every so often
>>81001660
dunno bout Shield but Fury will use Frank as a really nice chess piece that doesn't tie back to him if he feels the need
>>81001692
>connecting crap just to connect them
Then they shouldn't have made them a connected universe and said "It's all connected!" if they won't follow through
And movies do reshoots and ADR. If they wanted to do it, they could.
>>81001692
>>81001619
Yeah, I prefer the layered, trickle-down canonicity, since it's easier to drop a show for a while when my schedule gets busier.
>>81001605
The boy from the first season of DD is an inhuman and Skye and Matt went to the same orphanage. Dogs of Hell were on season two, that's where the references begin and end but it's all on DD's part
>Save his life
>he still uses the situation to dick over the US
pretty accurate irl to be honest
>>81001745
just because 2 kids are playing in the same sandbox doesn't mean they need to constantly reference what the other is doing
>>81001822
Yeah, that's basically Russia.
>>80998418
I think is funny.
Hyde making his shitty team with his big smile, enjoying the moment,too focus in his revenge to thinking about how low-tier she really is.
>>81001875
That was the point
>>81001804
>that's where the references begin and end
There was also a newspaper article referencing Cybertek getting shutdown for their involvement with the Deathlok program/HYDRA in Daredevil.
Goddamn, Chloe looks good in that tactical suit!
>writing out Bobbi and Hunter just so you can do the Most Wanted, a show no one asked for
wew
>>81001966
Chloe never looks bad.
>>81001826
When did I say constantly?
>>81001989
On the bright side, they're gone from this show. I never cared for them.
>>81002003
True enough.
>>81002028
I liked Hunter. he was good comic relief.
This is actually pretty sad
>>81002028
this
mocking tits was nice to look at, but honestly no great loss
I like this scene
Okay this is pretty cute
Awww, I'm getting teary. :(
Well, they're getting hammered tonight.
This scene, and whole episode for that matter, would be more impactful if we didn't know about Most Wanted.
>A spy's goodbye
Alright, that's kind of sweet, I guess.
instead of pouring one out for the homies, they're toasting them.
>>81001989
Maybe once that fails we can get the Wonder Woman show back
>>81002028
They weren't even particularly good agents honestly.
Damn it I hate this spinoff because I really liked Bobbi as part of the team.
The SHIELD send off.
>>81001875
>>81001929
You know I think the one's who always complain about it never got this.
Daisy trying to steal Mays leather jacket look. Disgusting
>>81002073
>There's a mole
Yes, between your eyebrows
>>81002076
This is actually a pretty cool scene.I still never really liked their characters very much, so whatever.
Shots should never be sad
>SHOTS
>SHOTS
>SHOTS
>SHO SHO...
>SOBBING
Oh shit Mac getting all teary eyed.
>>81002113
They're spies, not niggers.
no ward toast ?
Are they being sent to spin-off hell
>>81002103
But Most Wanted isn't common knowledge, unless you're a /co/tv geek.
>teary Mac
This hurts the hardest
>>81001989
Yeah, I don't know why they're so insistent on it after getting shot down the first time. And the "touching goodbye" drama is pretty forced. SHIELD doesn't exist, it's not like they need to care what Russia thinks once they get them out.
>>81002154
Bobbi is his waifu
>>81002168
Last sceneI hope
>>81002171
NCIS is a spinoff son, so was Frasier
sometimes they take off
>>81002136
She was doing that when Victoria Hand kicked her off the plane
>no more fitz and hunter brotime
:(
Cue "Closing Time" by Semisonic.
>>81002179
SHIELD does exist and Russia knows it
They could blow their cover or some shit
>SHIELD exists and they employ people who killed out general!
>>81002177
This 2bh.
>>81002203
But the is always the roepers and Joey to counter those
>>81002113
You only do that for the dead.
This scene is too much for me..
>>81002172
Casuals will eat it up at first but then it will taper off like Agent Carter
Ward is gonna eat that girl
>qt wants to meet HIVE
suddenly we hentai
now that is a dame to kill for
guess we just met SquidWards new GF
how long till torrents appear
WE WATCHDOGS NOW
>>81001804
>The boy from the first season of DD is an inhuman
Sauce?
Also, if this is true, is MCU Elektra inhuman too?
>SquidWard's getting a new waifu
She's adorable.
Any guesses on who the chick is?
>>81002380
Madame Hydra most likely, I'd also say Viper but Fox owns her
>>81002380
Madame Hydra?
Those Orange glasses are what Bobbi should wear so she goes full mockingbird
When did this turn into Agents of F.E.E.L.S. ?
>>81002435
Season 1, after Winter Soldier
>Coulson desperately trying to pick up the broken pieces of SHIELD
>"It still has to mean something!"
>mfw
>>81002419
They are only useful for target shooting so wouldn't really make sense for someone who only does hand to hand.
>>81001804
>The boy from the first season of DD is an inhuman
No, just a super talented killer buried inside him. Same as Elektra, that doesn't make them inhuman.
>>81001875
I thought it was half this and half the fact that he was a fucking nutter. I mean, the absolute madman recruited a woman with blades screwed onto her hands sideways.
Man, Kyle MacLachlan plays "unhinged" so well...
So /co/, why don't you cucks support Gideon Malick?
He's brash, rich and says what the people want to hear.
He wants to build a sanctuary state in Russia for Inhumans and make the Avengers pay for it. He's also going to institute a permanent ban on Inhumans entering this country.
He's going to Make Humanity Great Again. Why aren't you voting for him, /co/?
>>81002804
>so ashamed of his hands that he keeps them in his pocket
Sounds like a cuck to me.
>>81002804
Spot the blue pilled
>>81002804
He worships a goa'uld reject and I bet he has a filthy Tau as his waifu. The man is a Xeno lover and no friend of mine.
>>81003021
>>81002965
>>81002850
Elliscucks go back to /v/eddit
>>81002804
>yfw President Malick in Civil War
![grantpepe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WFW5zzi.jpg "grantpepe[1].jpg")
>>81002435
>Coulson's "SHIELD Matters" speech back during season 1
>Chocolate Ward's sacrifice
>How May became got the name "Cavalry"
>The ending of Mr. Hyde's story
>May and her BBC
>Best Ward's death
It all just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling doooooown.
>>81002229
>they employ people who killed out general!
It's in the Russians' best interest (and frankly, their nature) to write off the deaths of their officials as being the result of a tragic accident and pretending they never arrested any foreigners at all. Admitting they died violently leaves the possibility of *someone* leaking that there was a coup attempt, which would be extremely embarrassing to them. Coulson's own speech to the Russian PM illustrates that perfectly, which is why the maudlin "we had to disavow them" ending is contrived. All in all, the writers could have done better.
Oh wow, that was actually poignant. SHIELD really is the little show that could.
>>81003910
bumpin
Okay, I've never read Secret Warriors. I'm thinking about the intro to the mid-season, with the space and shit.
How do manifold's powers work? Does he create portals like X-Men's Blink, or does he teleport like Goku?
>>81005983
He bends space-time, creating portals from one location to another. So it's not like he creates a portal at two different locations, but instead alters reality so those two locations are overlapping at a certain point. Or something like that, the way Hickman' describes' peoples powers can be arbitrarily obtuse at times.
In practice, he's more like Blink.
>>81006517
Okay, then here's my follow-up.
Manifold "opens" a "portal" from here to space.
Slingshot goes through
Manifold "closes" the "portal".
What would happen?
Would she get yanked back to earth leaving something like her necklace behind?
What was the sting? My stream cut out
>>81007937
Malick has daughter. Both are talking about how Coulson doesn't know about Ward.
Rumor is she's Madam Hydra or some version thereof
>>81008127
Sin. Malick is the Red Skull
>>81008179
Maybe. He's not really the Red Skull, though, and she was blonde, not red-head, so that's a point against you. Could still be right, though.
>> You will never go clay target shooting with your dad Powers Boothe
>>80997119
>filename
>Agents of SHIELD hip-hop variant cover by Dave Johnson that homages the cover to Curren$y's mixtape "Verde Terrace"
Fixed
So that was a pretty fucking great episode. That shit made me feel for two of the characters I cared less about in the show.
Am I the only one who thought Bobbi and Hunter were past part of the team?
>>81009391
>>Bobbi and Hunter were past part of the team
Well they are now
>>81009391
I didn't think they had good chemistry until this episode, to be completely honest.
I'm glad they at least give the show one of the wise-cracking characters, because if it starts to crumble apart, at least they can be cute with it.
Now who's left to tell the jokes on AoS? Mack? Daisy?
>>81009580
Mac and Daisy are a pretty funny duo together.
It's better that they're platonic but honestly I would take Daisy getting BLACKED by him over her and Whitebread Lightning
>>81009681
Heh, last week's episode was a bit heavy on the relationship drama but as long as it keeps servicing the plot, I'm fine.
Mac+Quake are great, yeah. Really digging the big brother/little sister they have going on, as well as the 'small one is the strong one' trope.
>>81009580
Hunters bants were the best.
>>81009934
His haircuts were the worst.
>>81010087
He's a bit of a chav, yeah.
pretty good ep, got me in the feels even though I wasn't a big hunter/mockingbird fan. it would have been pretty emotional if I didnt know about the spinoff show
I thought it was weird Coulson just shows up in the bar...guess that guy keeping tabs on them was pretty bad at noticing
>yfw when a Russian general has a literal Jojo stand
Eh, it was an okay episode.
No SquidWard so I'm pretty mad.
>Daisy opens door for Bobbi
B: Spasiba, Daisy.
D: De Nada.
B: Pretty sure that's not Russian
D: Whatever.
