When you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life
It did.
I've been severely uncomfortable eating food ever since I saw the trailer.
>>80989962
>This writing
like I get it, it's an animated movie that's rated R.
orgy_scene.jpg
>>80989962
Why is he a hotdog now?
>>80990391
>
>>80989986
Did you enjoy eating of those children, anon?
>>80990354
I know when I was watching the trailer I noticed that line was ridiculous
>>80991499
Holy shit, how did this movie get greenlit?
>>80991550
Not even the worst part of that scene.
>>80991499
>Yeah! I whipped his ass!
Fuck, this made me chuckle.
>>80991550
>Some dumbass parent will take their kids
>BACKLASH
FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT
>>80991550
It's the Adam Sandler effect - Rogen's been a money-spinner for Sony so they'll approve just about anything he comes up with.
>lel religion
>>80989986
>trailer
now get ready for the script!
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf
>>80991631
Man, I hope this doesn't happen and furthers the idea into people's heads that animated films should just be for kids.
>>80989986
>plenty of food anon ate was once truly alive
>only after viewing trailer, anon feels bad for fictional characters
>>80991630
I mostly find it funny how surreal it is for someone to put porn game dialogue in a movie.
>>80991630
Fuck, me too.
>>80989962
Wars tend to do that.
>Dude
>sex
>drugs
>atheism
>lmao
you just read the script
>>80989962
Oh I get it.
He's gay.
Because he's a Twink(ie).
Ha ha.
>>80991745
>77 bottles of extra virgin olive oil await me in the afterlife
Fuck I chuckled
>>80989962
FOOD WEED LMAO
I don't want to sound like a soccer mom, but is all that swearing in this movie really necessary?
>>80992887
How else would you know it's a movie for adults if they didn't swear like 6th graders using curse words trying to sound more grown up?
>>80992887
Yeah, blame stupid parents
If a movie doesn't go out of its way to show you it's not for kids then they will think it's ok and pull " I thought it for kids" when they find out it's not and the people who made it get shit on
>>80991499
Now can you make a version of that picture thats actually readable
>>80991631
>I whipped his ass
The only good thing in this movie.
>>80993097
>>80993310
>>80991631
Do people just not see the R rating, and no one tell them?
http://chainsawsuit.com/2016/03/18/saw-it-for-you-sausage-party-2016/
>>80993888
Damn it, I meant >>80991499
>>80992498
>atheism
Hi my name is 80992498 and I'm illiterate so I didn't read the script
>>80993939
Some people don't pay attention/care enough.
>>80993939
Some people only care about their kids just enough to get butthurt at the media after they fuck up. This shifts the blame and absolves them of any responsibility in actually parenting their fucking children.
>>80993943
>Mistakes:
>Belief in Seth Rogen
kek
>>80992674
He's also one of the elders. Because he's a Twinkie and they never go bad! Except... they do.
>>80989962
Literally the cringiest line I've ever heard
>pig is alive
>gets killed
>chopped up into bits
>made into hotdogs
>each individual hotdog is now its own living entity
How?
>>80994422
At least he's food, most characters not included in the trailer will be packages or sanitary products
>>80994484
Movie magic.
>>80994484
Thw power of fucking WEED.
>>80991521
I thought that line was actually pretty funny. That being said the "FUCKING CHILDREN" line was cringe
>>80991330
he's a twinkie
>>80989962
Sony planted a shill here? WTF is this?
>>80994484
So like if you have a full dead pig on a hook in the butchers, ready to be put on the spit for a hog roast, is that alive too?
In wrapped sweets, are the contents and the wrapper seperate living entities?
Why isn't the book he reads alive but the toilet paper is?
>>80996775
Nah, we're just discussing what's going to be the best so-bad-it's-good movie of 2016
>>80994484
>EHUAHUEHUEHEHUHEUEHEAHAHHAUHAUAHAHAUHARUHUEHUAHUAEHEAHEH
>>80989962
Twinkie Trump?
>>80991745
>A Coke Bottle says the gods must be crazy
This movie has some clever writing in some places
Foodfight was, and always will be the best food-related animated film ever made.
Not count Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Film For Theaters.
>>80993939
The showing of Deadpool I went to was at least 20% kids under 12 with their parents.
>>80992887
Of course anon, how else are you supposed to know it's rated R?
>>80991550
Jews
>>80989962
>>80991330
Never trust a person with a white pompadour
>>80991724
>The opposite of Sausage Party is Veggietales
>>80991745
For those who are busy
It'd be cool if this movie were actually written well and tried to focus on
>why are the foods and other things animate?
>why can't humans perceive them?
But instead FOOD WEED, LMAO
>>81003149
Holy shit, it pretty much is
Sausage Party
>Decent animation
>Unfunny jokes
>About meat
>Dude weed lmao
>Anti-Christian
Veggie Tales
>For kids, but a lot of adults watch it
>Low budget animation with a lot of heart put into it
>Christian messages to be a good person
>About produce
>Actually funny
>>81003149
>>81003415
Do they even reference it in the script? It seems like something they'd take a shot at. Alternatively:
>YFW the next veggie tales special has them getting the kids to stop watching a bad new show: Crude Food
>>81001596
non english speaker here, is that some kind of reference or pun? i dont get it
>>81003523
There is a movie called "The Gods must be Crazy"
A bottle of coke is the central thematic and symbolic image of the film.
Apparently, it has a post credits text scrall that says this, no joke:
"Hello everyone, this is Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the writers of Sausage Party. We wanted to offer a heartfelt “thank you” to everyone who helped make our little movie become a reality. We were just reflecting on what a fragile thing an idea is, and how without the proper attention and guidance, so many ideas that have the potential to change the world never get to see the light of day. The list of names you just saw are all people who have our deepest gratitude. Many hundreds of professionals shepherded our tiny seed of a screenplay into full bloom, and we couldn’t be more thankful for their efforts, their time, and their love.
We look forward to bringing you many more adventures of Sausage Party in the years — and decades — to come. Thank you to everyone, especially the viewing audience. The men and women behind the cameras that made our dreams come true… but it’s each of you out there who allowed our dreams to take flight."
I.....I don't even.....
Opps, didn't realize that was a joke.
Still, would you really be surprised if that was true? Be honest.
>>80989962
I wanna stick my dick in that twinkie
>>80994781
>the food products smoke weed
Is the weed alive?
>>81003753
>>81003806
Yes, I would be.
"MY IDEA OF A STORY ABOUT FOOD HAVING AN ORGY AND SAYING FUCK WILL CHANGE THE WORLD, I HAVE DEEP GRATITUDE FOR THE ARTISTS WHO PUT UP WITH ME BEING HIGH AS FUCK DURING THE MEETINGS."
As fucking if.
>>80999640
Isn't there a whole chicken or turkey at the end of the script? Waddling around on little bird legs?
>>81002985
>Rogen is Jewish
>movie has NY jew stereotype
why
>>81003194
I will need to be very stoned to see this movie.
>>80990391
>>80991499
>>80991550
>>80991630
>>80991583
>>80991745
Oh my fucking God, just go to the Bathroom during that scene you fuckin' whiners! Think of it as an intermission or somethin'!
>"OH, Seth Rogan is doing some completely offensive ridiculous human acts using his anthropomorphic cartoon food characters to bypass FCC bullshit and imply how absurd censorship in general can be! What a fuckin' hack!"
>Meanwhile, /co/ continues to praise the works of Samurai Jack and South Park.
Bunch a babies, all of youse.
Who gives a shit if they're sentient, it's the food chainR U L E S O F N A T U R E
>>80994484
>>80999640
It goes even further than that.
There's a Pizza in the movie apparentally. Now were the individual ingredients alive at one point, but then killed when sliced up to be used as sauce or toppings? Does the resulting Pizza it's own food soul or is it some kinda of spiritual gestalt of the bread, cheese, veggies, and meats that were used to make it?
>>80994484
>1 normal carrot is chopped and peeled into small segments
>becomes multiple living baby carrots
>>81004246
>>80994484
>>81004130
Each part is given sentience when they enter the packaging and placed on a shelf
>>81004279
How? Where did you get this information?
>>81004303
My ass
>>80989962
Honestly this was the only part of the trailer i liked. that guy has the same voice as spongebob and the scene remind of me conkers bad furs day
>>80993994
legitimately what seth said in an interview about the movie dude
>>81003518
I read the script and didn't notice any reference to veggietales. The best you can hope for are some lookalike background characters, but I doubt it. The most obscure reference in that pile of shit was to "The Gods Must Be Crazy."
>>81004065
Why would people who've read the script and fucking hate it go and see it?
>>81004973
That actually kinda surprises me.
>>81004065
not all of those quotes are from the orgy scene
>>80994484
Ever watched 9? That's how
>>81005027
the anger; it feeds us, nourishes us, gives us strength.
>>81003125
I still trust her.
>>81003753
>behind the cameras
It's a documentary
>>80991769
VEGANISM BURN
>>81004303
Food Fight! Expanded Universe novels.
>>81004303
The stoner's weed gas goes through the vents and does it's weed magic
>>80989962
Better version
>>81001596
>references are clever now
fuck you
I wanna fuck that Twinkie
>>81010311
Why is this Twinkie so fuckable?
>>81011233
He'ssweet
So do we have any pictures of Douche, the douche named Douche?
>>80989962
Didn't read the script, but there better be a joke about him being, like, 50 fucking years old to reference that age old, indefinite shelf life myth.
>>81011614there is, he's straight from the 1950's
>>81011614
The scene is literally Frank meeting "The Unperishables"
can we have a complete list of the correlations between the leaked script and the trailer/SXSW release?
thus far I can tell that they rewrote the part with the cave;
and Camille Thoe too,
but otherwise it seems to be the same
>>81004303
>>81004279
>>80994484
>>80999640
as someone who (unfortunately) read the whole script, theres a scene near the end were a Mentos wrapper rips itself open and dies, with the Mentos inside of it jumping out, alive, if that answers your questions
>>81014005
This is Mr. Tortilla Head all over againJust as the Jews planned
>>81003194
What the fuck?
>>81014200
Duuude
dubs
>>81013683
They rewrote a lot of the dialogue from the scene where Frank talks to Firewater and shit. None of the dialogue besides Twinkie saying OP's quote is in the script for that scene from the trailer
>>81003194
I never got how the mustard-guy knows the truth;
I can't remember the script mentioning them being eaten
or that he saw one of them getting eaten
he just gets taken back because dude didn't want him
and then he's traumatized
have I overlooked something?
>>81014237
What about the orgy scene?
>>81014238
He was bought, returned, and now he's shit scared of going back. If that's not enough to imply that he saw other food being eaten then you're more dense than the person who wrote the goddamned script.
>>81014274
That's in the final cut of the movie unfortunately
>>80993994
>calling people illiterate when you have no reading comprehension
Seriously man, did you read that shit all? I mean, I really don't blame you if you didn't, but it's so ham handed with that message, it's insane.
>>81014238
The guy ate a little bit of the mustard?
When did the orgy scene appared to them as an intelligent and fun idea ?
I mean, dude, lmao, food fucking
>>81014970
You're talking about Seth Rogan, a 40 year old who thinks his a college stoner. Everything is hilarious to him.
DUDE
Did that Twinkie just curse?
LMAO BRO
If the success of Family Guy and Sout Park are any indication, I think normies will enjoy this movie.
>>81015608
Normies enjoy anything that's advertised a lot.
What if the plot twist is that the food is sentient because some kids who are high are just imagining the whole thing.
>>81015987
That's an actual plot point in the script.
>>80991330
I came here to fucking say this.
Damn it life, let me make the reference once.
Morbid curiosity is starting to set in and I think I might actually go see the movie
Worst thing that could happen is that I actually attempt to get my money back
>>81016072
What the fuck
You rusin me m8?
>>81001596
>they reference more intelligent films
So what the heck
WEED LMAO WEED LMAO MLAO WEED
WEEED WWEEEEE WEEEEE
LMO LMA LO WEED WEEEEEEEED
>>81016443
People don't see the food as alive until they take heroin.so in the final act when the food decides to kill people they for some reason inject them with heroin to see that they are alive
>>81016542
wasn't there a Godspeed You! Black Emperor joke in Pineapple Express?
>>81016569
I'm worried my normie friends are going to insist on all of us watching this at some point when it ends up on netflix.
Why do people have to have such shit taste
Dj khaled>>81003900
Radioactive weed bruh
>>80989962
Guys, this movie isn't showing in my country. Can you please give me a short summary of what the fuck is it about and why is everyone freaking out over it here?
>>81017570
There's a trailer around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VoNgLnjzVg
and a leaked script
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf
and someone made a short greentext summary of it
>>81003194
The movie hasn't been released yet, but if you take a look at that stuff, you'll know as much as everyone else.
TLDR; people are freaking out over the movie mostly because it looks like it's gonna feature rather low-brow humor.
>>81004065
>writes in fake Jersey accent
>names his meme texted images whatever the text is
>wants people to watch Sausage Party
God damn it, buddy.
>>80989962
I devour food with more gusto after seeing this trailer.
>>81016818
It's called morbid curiosity. Nothing more.
Fuck yeah
>>81008934
I fucking wish.
>>81004065
>FCC
That's for television. Films need to deal with the MPAA, which likely gave this a R over X because some of their members work for Sony and the MPAA usually favors pictures from major studios they are buddy buddy with. Matt Stone and Trey Parker tried to send through sex scenes in Team America with the same logic people wouldn't mind because it was just puppet sex, but it was repeatedly sent back with a X rating because they weren't working with a big enough studio on it.
>>81003998
Secular and reform Jews hate orthodox Jews for not helping them Jew people.
>>81019746
>>81003383
I'm not sure muh lore is any better than this bullshit we're getting
>>81003194
>food orgy
W-what?
>asshole fingering scene
WHAT
>>81022049DUDE
>>81004729
source?
Once again, here's a screencap of the entire orgy.
>>81014353
Atheism is literally mentioned no where in the script.
God(s) are mentioned many many times.
>>80989962
Was that Tom Kenny?
>>81025044LOL
>>81025236
>An unimpressed towel is lying underneath them all
kek
HEY DUDES I JUST SMOKED SOME WEEEED AND AND
LEL RELIGION
AM I RIGHT WOW THT BLOWS ME AWAY NO ONE HAS HAD THIS IDEA BEFORE LETS MAKE A FUCKIN MOVIE
THAT IS CRAAAAAZY WILD SHIT
>>81025289
>the term atheism doesn't appear in a script where everyone is religious but then suddenly loses their religion when they realize that they've been sent on a quest to die
>so obviously it's not about atheism
>>81025236
I thought the bro dudes were annoying with the sex scene in Team America. This will be 1000x worse.
