Say BvS in an early screening (gf works at my LCS)
Please don't pay to see this movie. It's vapid, monotonously paced, has first-draft dialogue, middle school plotting, and sets up their expanded universe in the most inorganic way possible. It was a two and a half hour commercial. Finally, Jesse Eisenberg breaks the unconventional-actor-nails-villain streak by being as terrible as everyone imagined.
Man of Steel was way better because at least that was a story.
Please don't pay to see this movie so it fails and together we can make DC great again.
>>80983129
You had me til the trump meme at the end. almost did it but tried too hard, better luck next time op
>>80983251
That was a throwaway line, I'm no Trumpist.
I am 100% sincere Anon. If you watch this movie you'll be disappointed and if you're not you're probably shit tier taste.
>>80983251
Really? Him getting an early screening because his gf works at his LCS (?) wasn't a dead giveaway?
How was it a 2 hour commercial? 5 minutes of set up spread throughout the movie too much for you?
>>80983129
Oh ok, I'm burning my tickets as we speak if you cant believe an anon on /co who can you believe
>>80983713
>Really? Him getting an early screening because his gf works at his LCS (?) wasn't a dead giveaway?
I know every one knows he doesn't have a gf
>>80983768
>if you cant believe an anon on /co who can you believe
Reddit and/or tumblr are the only other options as far as 4chan has told me.
>>80983719
Dude I understood everything that was happening but it still doesn't feel organic without connective tissue.
>>80983713
>>80983793
Amazingly, having a gf is antidote to all doubts regarding whether or not I have a gf.I actually have two. Polyamory, bitches.
>>80983713
I saw BvS early, my dad works at Nintendo AMA
>>80984001
I also saw BvS early, there was a bat in my attic and he gave me advance screening tickets, cool guy shame I had an exterminator terminate him and his family
I saw BvS early, my dad works for WB AMA
I saw BvS early, my dad works for DC AMA
>>80983129
>(gf works at my LCS)
I'm already doubting not only your ability to critique a movie but also the basic life choices of yourself and your girlfriend.
Look guys, when it sucks I tried to warn you.
My dad works for my mom's son
AMA
>>80984395
But I already saw it and thought it was great. Sucks you have shit taste.
>>80983719
I think he's referring to product placement which admittedly there is a lot
>>80984349
>>80984420
How much screen time does Jimmy Olsen have in BvS? What does he think of Superman?
>>80984513
Like I'd be a giant faggot like yourself and spoil things for others. Here, here's a screenshot of my confirmation e-mail. Again sorry for your shit taste.
>>80984714
Wtf dude I'm not trying to offend. I'm genuinely curious.
>>80984737
I'm pretty sure he didn't actually see it or he wouldn't get triggered so fast and get easily fakeable evidence.
>>80984810
Wasn't OP, idiot, which is me.
No, your taste is shit. Black tar shit.
>>80984810
>he wouldn't get triggered so fast and get easily fakeable evidence
>>80984915
I never claimed he was OP? Also
>No, your taste is shit. Black tar shit.
I never said anything about my opinion on the film, cus i'm actually pretty hyped for it, you're just assuming shit out of nowhere.
>>80985246
>>80984915
But i do find it funny that you were replying to a post talking about getting triggered and got triggered by it for no real reason.
>>80984995
>>80984714
I saw an earlier thread posting the exact same pictures. Even the filenames were pretty similar.
I made BvS, I am DC AMA
>>80985428
When is Power Girl coming back?
>>80985389
Then feel free to link it, because I made those right when I posted it. So many lying faggots in this thread already, including OP.
>>80983129
Hi Marvelfriend !
>>80983858
Are the three of you together or are they just sharing you?
>>80985492
>>80979758
Somewhere in this thread.
>>80985664
>Somewhere in this thread.
Nothing there, man.
>>80985746
Yeah, i was lying, but i did make you look, didn't I?
>>80985767
Are you actually twelve anon?
>>80985820
I'm almost thirteen.
