I just saw it. Ask me everything, spoilers and all.
Come at me, Warner Bros.
What score will it have on Rotten Tomatoes tomorrow?
>>80976813
Did it live up to its hype?
>>80976813
Is it good? I really want it to be good.
how many people does batman murder
>>80976813
Do you feel it's "Too Smart" for marvel drones?
>>80976813
Were Batfleck's parents shot with a .45 or a 9mm?
>>80976813
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why did Snyder make Bat of Murder?
>>80976813
How was the humour?
How was the pacing?
Was Lex a menacing villain? Does he quip much?
How was the dialog?
Is Superman's characterization improved?
Did th ending let you down or did it fill you with hope?
>>80976813
Where would rank Affleck among the other Batman actors? live action only
>>80976872
Every live action Batman has killed people.
>>80976813
Did Batman Kill people or did Batman "Kill" people ?
Did Lex actually have a mech suit that he "didn't use"?
Also did Batman beat Superman like a bitch, and Superman begged him to stop? because after the fight in MoS I doubt any human, even in his tank-suit could do that much damage to Superman.
>>80976845
He can't have a higher kill count than Bale
>>80976918
how much will /co/ hate this movie?
>>80976920
No mech suit.
>>80976918
>A billion and five.
Credibility: Lost.
>>80976918
>I couldn't shake the feeling that I'd just seen something incredible.
>>80976813
do we see a based flash???
>>80976813
Did you like this more than Man of Steel?
>>80976813
Type a synopsis of the main plot points
>>80976813
What did the Flash look like?
How is the BAT OF MURDER?
Does he feel any remorse for willingly murdering people?
>>80976958Yes.
And there isAquaman and cyborg
>>80977004Asian
Aquaman. Tell me the whole everything.
>>80977033
RT scores soon. What are you predicting ?
>>80977082
not spear sorry, trident
>>80977082
Any lines? Just the one scene pop-and-go?
>>80977105
Yep, just that one bit.
You get a good look at him though.
>>80977065
probably in the 70s, but it doesn't deserve it
>>80977096
>on the miniguns
forgot about that. He also stabbed a guy but I don't think it was lethal.
>>80977105
no, just looked at the camera, destroyed it, then hurried off. You get a nice look at him though
>>80977125
>>80977121
How blonde is he?
>>80977142
not at all I don't think
>>80977142
Not at all in the security cam footage.
In the dreamsequence, we see he has a little bit of dark facial hair, but he has a traditional Flash cowl, so we can't see his hair.
>>80977121
So we actually see him going super speed? How did that look?
Hal Jordan cameo? Anything?
>>80976813
going again but fuck it, any definitive fight winner or is it a draw between them?
Also does Superman feel like a hero or is he sort of settling in more still?
>>80977159
I am probably mistaken my eyes playing tricks on me I guess but I could of sworn he looked asian.
>>80977139
Did it feel epic? I mean, soundtrack, cinematography, atmosphere, did they give you the sense of a comicbook coming to life?
>>80977139
Nobody is asking you shithead
>>80977173
If Dan Amboyer was supposed to be in the movie, his role was cut. I didn't see him.
>>80977180Batman, as cliche as it might be.
>Batman killing
>>80977227
oh fuck, 9gag batfaggots will be insufferable
>>80977125
perhaps he was moving so fast his eyes only appeared slanted
>>80977042
Be more specific damn it
What does his costume look like
>>80977282Flash looks like some cobbled together survival battle suit, with a thick visor that raises up to reveal a traditional Flash cowl.
Most of it is obscured by speedforce lightning at the time, motion, light flashes, etc.
>>80977258
Does Superman completely job or was it 50-50?
>>80977258
>not a goddamn thing
welp. the dream is dead. time to boycott JL until they can fucking get it right.
>>80976813
is the flash portayed as being really powerful or not really? I can understand if what he does doesn't really give that kind of vibe with not enough to do or whatever but just wondering
>>80977282
>>80977311
Suit was obviously post-apocalyptic version of his suit
His real suit is most likely still unfinished properly, but Zack did post a tweet with a flash costume in background that looks more traditional
How does it end?
>>80977055
Like a robo cop viser?
>>80977329
He can effortlessly stop a robbery though that's nothing
And he is shown to have the ability to make speedforce projections
We do not see any huge applications of his speedforce but the very fact that he can make projections through time suggest that most likely he will be doing COIE/Flashpoint levels of bullshit in future movies
>>80977348Rumbling dirt atop a wooden surface...
>>80977277
remember Ezra Miller is cast as the flash
>>80977348
credits
>>80977258
So Superman doesn't beg? Do they make it clear at the start of the fight that Superman could win if he went all out? Because I always knew Batman would win, beating Superman stops all the "Why would the league need Batman?" normie talk.
>>80977383
I actually enjoyed it quite a bit, though I am a huge batman and superman fag and anything involving them is an instant buy for me
They end up being bros in the end or at least you can feel the future of brohood in justice league movies in future
>>80976813
How is Ezra Miller?
>>80977374
thanks OP, you a good boy
>>80977033
>the ending is dower as shit though so be prepared.
>>80977383
I'm not sure why people have a problem with this. His entire crusade is driven by his parents death, hearing his mothers name would be a bit jarring
>>80977033
>This version's closest counterpart would be Superman from JL/JLU.
Good because that's the best interpretation of Superman in any medium
which line is mostly likely to become a cancerous /tv/ meme?
>>80977401
Yes, it is quite obvious from all the encounters that Superman in theory could just grab a building, fly up and start tosing chunks of buildings at Bats with super speed.
But obviously reality itself and all situations warp in favor of Batman
>>80976918
I misread this as Martha KENT and I was about to lose my shit. I was so angry for a moment there.
>>80977451
ehhhh
JLU Supes was a tad bitter and angry for my tastes
>>80977472
>>80977406
>>80977455
When Batman asks Superman if he bleeds, Superman flys away, THEN Batman says "u will" and he looks like a huge bitch so probably that part.
>>80977437
Seems a bit weird that Superman would say her name instead of just 'Ma' or something. Maybe it makes more sense when I see it.
>>80977455
>Boys, mmmm
>If man won't kill god, the devil will do it!
>Three syllable word
Lexposting is going to eclipse Baneposting, just you wait
I'm worried about BAT OF MURDER
OP whats the estimated kill count for Bats? I read somewhere else that he was only out to kill Supes and that was it.
>>80977524
Fuck off with your shit memes. Literally every live action Batman kills.
>>80976813
Where does Doomsday come from? Does he just punch his way out from underground? I'd be okay with that level of lazy.
>>80977524He actually kills quite a few people if you take the time and pay attention. A bunch of times, a scene would go by and I'd think, "Yep, they're dead."And that's not even including Knightmare.
But it's somewhat okay in this universe, I think, because he says to Alfred on multiple occasions thatthey're criminals.
I get the feeling he might pick up a No Killing rule after the end though.
<--- spoilers
>>80977524
YOU WANNA GET NUTS, LET'S GET NUTS!
>>80976813
What is the post-credits scene?
>>80977524
He doesn't "Kill" on purpose and everyone pretends that he doesn't really kill
It's just that he obviously kills at least some of those people
>>80977505
When/why does "Do you bleed?" happen?
>>80977593
There isn't one.
>>80977581
Kills like 'blow up building with people inside who obviously die'? or kill like 'kick some shitbag in the neck which in real life would break his spine and murder him...but the movie doesnt outright show a dead guy so you can assume hes just really hurt'?
Like the arkham games. those guys would die alot if you did the shit to them the batman does in those games. But the implication is theyre not dead.
>>80977593
right after the Stan Lee cameo
>>80977595
Cool thanks
>>80977563
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>>80977598
It was in the trailer or one of the preview clips
>Batman hits supes with batmobile
>car just bounces off Supes
>supes rips the roof off
>Tells Batman to get his shit together or else
>"Tell me, do you bleed"
>supes flies away
>"you will"
>>80977616
More your first example.
Batmobile and Batplane use their guns liberally.He also makes a guy explode by shooting his flamethrower, and makes two guys explode by making them get blown up by their own grenade.
>>80977633
He does hit superman but its not intentional, hes trying to drive somewhere and super man just stops the car with his shins.
>>80977484
Giving the circumstances surrounding Superman at the time I felt it was justified and made him a more believable character. He never lost his way, that's the most important thing
>>80977633
No, like, at what point in the movie does this happen? Between which plot pints does this scene occur?
>>80977638
I always thought it was absurd that Batman never killed anybody. Even if he wasn't actively trying, the way he enforces his own brand of justice every night would result in weekly fatalities
>>80977586>The president is a telephone
Kek. That's pretty much true.
Well, the mods pretty much killed my thread, and blocked me for fifteen minutes, so I think I'll go to bed.
>>80977042
>Asian
I'm ready marvel just send me 50 bucks I'm more than willing to give this the shittiest review in history
>>80977697Batman is chasing a large shipment of Kryptonite Luthor smuggled into the country to use as a weapon against superman.
The chase goes on throughout the docks area, and as Batman rounds a corner, there supes is, shins of steel and all.
>>80977697
its the first time they meet in costume. the first time they meet in person is at a party. fairly early in the movie. batman is trying to catch a truck transporting kryptonite and superman strait up breaks his car with his presence.
>>80977719
prolly gonna eat a ban sadly
should have spoiler tagged EVERYTHINIG
>>80977505
Superman tries to reason with Batman, but Batman has traps set up which pisses Superman off and they fight
Batman wins, is about to kill Superman, but Superman mentions his mom (who coincidentally has the same name as his own mom) so Batman decides not to kill him. (Really not as stupid as it sounds because I had heard this before seeing, but its really done better than I can describe on here)
Superman confronts lex, Bruce goes to safe Martha Wayen (warehouse scene from trailers)
Lex created Doomsday from Zod's DNA and his own.
Martha is saved, Bruce killed like 4-5 people saving her
Doomsday convinces Diana to become wonder woman again and help.
Superman tries to take Doomsday into space, govt sends a nuke to kill both. Doomsday crashes back to earth stronger and Superman looks dead but regenerates in the sun and comes back
Wonder Woman saves Bruce from dying. Her and Superman fight Doomsday while Batman has kryptonite gas prepared
Superman gets kryptonite spear, and stabs Doomsday. Doomsday stabs Superman with a spike, and Superman push the spear in further, pushing the spike further into his chest. Both die
Batman visits lex luthor in prison (where they shaved his head) and lex reveals he has lured other aliens to earth
Big memorial for Superman, everyone loves him now. Small funeral in Kansas for clark. Bruce and Diana there and Bruce says he will seek out other metahumans to form a team
Dirt on superman's casket rises for one second then cut to black
>>80977497
think he said Martha because then Batman would know who to look for. Batman's foot is on his throat and he gets out "save martha" or something close to that. Batman freaks out, then lois comes in and says that Martha is his mom
>>80977524
at least 10-15 id say, assuming there were at least 3 people in each car he crushed
>>80977586
>sounds interesting
Ebin ;-D
>>80977761
well maybe don't spoiler the post numbers
I hate mary sue batman
>>80977797
God forbid DC show Batman as out of his league for once.
>>80977797
don't watch JL/JLU
>>80977781
yeah it was a fuck up on my part, I had it all written out but then I couldn't post for 15 minutes and forgot I was replying to other people when I put the spoiler tags around everything
>>80977497think he said Martha because then Batman would know who to look for. Batman's foot is on his throat and he gets out "save martha" or something close to that. Batman freaks out, then lois comes in and says that Martha is his mom
>>80977524at least 10-15 id say, assuming there were at least 3 people in each car he crushed
>>80977807
well that'd just be adsurd
>>80977586
Yeah, that's pretty much it
One thing I wasn't expecting was how big Doomsday was. Superman fit like him the palm of Doomsdays hand
>>80977761
Jew lex is already killing me with cringe
>>80977979
he was actually pretty entertaining, though maybe a bit too "crazy"
>>80976813
post credits?
>>80977979
Jesse Eisenberg is the single most qualified actor in the entire movie sans Jeremy Irons. I'm honestly looking forward to his Lex more than anything else.
>>80976872
>Bat of murder
It happens since '89 even in Dark Knight trilogy
>>80978110
nothing
>>80978249
Yeah in the burton films he almost seems to relish killing people.
In the dark knight trilogy it gets stupid. Batman begins has the hillarious oversight with bruce wayne saying 'i wont kill for you' to ras al ghul when asked to execute a tied up prisoner....at which point he flings a hot brand into a bunch of gunpowder barrels causing the explosive incineration of the entire league of shadows compound very obviously killing most of the people in there INCLUDING THE CAGED GUY HE REFUSED TO KILL IN THE FIRST PLACE!
>>80978205
>Jesse Eisenberg is the single most qualified actor in the entire movie
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>80976845
Several people outside of the dream. He kills with fucking guns, although I'm not sure if he actually shot anyone directly.
>>80978332
You need to watch movies that don't involve superheroes for once. Ben Affleck is a more qualified filmmaker if you take his directorial work into account, but that's it.
>>80977004
Pretty much like the sketch.
>>80978356
Much like Michael Cera, Jesse Eisenberg is only capable of playing himself, no matter what role he's cast for.
>>80978309
In The Dark Knight he outright kills the person he cannot let die when he easily could have snuck up behind him and hit him before he could kill Gordon's kid.
In Rises, he tells Selina not to kill, then gives her a deadly weapon which she kills with (though it saves his life), then he fires a missile at Talia, causing her truck to crash, killing her.
Batman is a killer in movies. I think the only movies he doesn't kill it is some of the animated ones.
>>80978397
>Holy Rollers
>Night Moves
>The Double
>End of the Tour
>Louder than Bombs
Yeah, nah.
>>80978403
He fucking killed in the Val Killmer movie. When he threw up all those coins for Two Face and he fell off the ledge to his death. Movie Batman doesn't give a fuck
>>80978445
Don't forget Social Network.
>>80978452
He killed in the Clooney movie, too.
He killed the franchise.
>>80978403
>he fires a missile at Talia, causing her truck to crash, killing her
He also machine-gunned the original driver to death while flying the Batplane.
>>80978465
kek
>>80978457
He was phenomenal in The Social Network, but his performance wasn't dissimilar to his work in Zombieland or The Squid and the Whale which is what I assume the other anon thinks he's like in "every" movie.
>>80976845
A few, it is noticeable but honestly overall the death toll in this movie is about on par with Winter Soldier?
Honestly the brief casual murder the avengers do have kind of made me set up a subconscious 'acceptable casualty' threshold that this movie didnt cross
>>80977586
not just a phone, but a phone voiced by patrick wilson!
I guess snyder called him up just like morgan
>>80978591
also fuck this guy, Junkie XL's music for the Wonder Woman scene was fucking great
I'm honestly fine with Batman killing people when necessary, but I'm wary that they'll be able to provide a sensible explanation for a psychopathic cretin like Joker continues to run wild when his nemesis should be perfectly willing to drive his head though a concrete barrier.
I saw it too.Lex is absolutely fucked up. Kills everyone. Pretty much red wedding but with a bomb, obviously superman lives.
Until Superman fights Doomsday in which they have a huge colaborative effort where WW ties DD down, Batman shoots him, and Superman sacrifices himself to kill DD with a kryptonite spear
Also one of the best parts was seeing WW pussy. I swear to god in one of the scenes you see the side of her pussy and I wanted to jerk off in the theater.
>>80978627
>they'll be able to provide a sensible explanation for a psychopathic cretin like Joker continues to run wild
"I miraculously survived!"
>>80978652
Also one big takeaway was that no matter how you look at it, the main character and hero wasSuperman.
>>80978652
>WW pussy
What really? I didn't see anything.
>>80978681When DD knocks her down I'm 100% certain you see the side of her pussy
>Batman using guns.
Kek.
What have they done?
>>80976813
Was wonder woman's accent atrouously bad or did they reduce her speaking time to really short answers.
>>80978771
It's based on Frank Miller Batman. What do you expect?
>>80978771
nigger one isa tracking device and the other is kryptonian missiles. and the other is a dream sequence
>>80977616
Mostly via Batmobile. He lands on a truck which is shown several times to have 4 or 5 people in it, and when we cut back there is just one guy left in the mangled truck.
>>80977807
He's very much out of his league in this. Quite frankly, he's running and hiding for most of the final fight.
>>80977979
His Lex is legit crazy. As in, certifiable.
Morons will be posting "Was he autistic?" For days
>>80978731
Wishful thinking. I'm sure we get more Amy Adams boobies in the first five minutes than WW Va-jayjay in the end.
Why did Batman have an Ironman suit? This bugged me a lot in the trailers. Batman is not Ironman.
>>80978927
makes me excited for the rated R version.
Another highlight was a pretty much DBZ scenewhen DD and Supes are using heat vision and the convergence is literally two kamehameha's canceling eachother out for a few seconds until one of them wins outI really want Snyder in charge of a DBZ movie after this desu
>>80977761
At the end, how does Bruce feel about the whole thing? Any regrets or lines from him that suggest his view is changed?
>>80978969
Meant to ask you>>80978979
>>80976813
I want the general consensus on Lex. Has Eisenberg pulled it off?
>>80978966
Fuck off, it's a good question.
>>80978979
Oh definitely. His final scene shows him full of remorse over basically everythign that happened in the movie and dedicating himself to making up for it.
>>80978999
He wasn't bald enough for my tastes.
>>80978999
to the moon and back
>>80979005
it's an asinine question
>>80979008
I guess all I need to know about is the actual fight. When it starts going Batman's way, does he just dominate the whole time or does Superman slowly use the advantage?
>>80977761
>Batman wins, is about to kill Superman, but Superman mentions his mom (who coincidentally has the same name as his own mom) so Batman decides not to kill him. (Really not as stupid as it sounds because I had heard this before seeing, but its really done better than I can describe on here)
This scene right here gives me a LOT of respect for Chris Terrio.
The man did the ABSOLUTE best job anyone could do without full on rebooting the franchise.
This scene isn't perfect, but it WORKED. If goyer wrote this scene, it would have been laughable and /co/ would be flooded with image macros mocking it for years to come
>>80979206
Despite being disappointed with the movie, this scene made me she'd a tear.
>>80979206
I'll go one step forward.
Hearing that Terrio is full on writing Justice League 1. As in writing the script himself entirely from day 1 and not just being brought on to rewrite something Goyer shat out, actually has me interested about Justice League
I'm actually looking forward to Zack Snyder's Justice League
if you went back 1 month and told me I would be feeling this way I would have kicked you in the balls
>>80976813
What's with all these deleted posts?
Can you answer very simply if it's good or not?
>>80979206
Considering how bad the plot sounds but how positive the reaction has been (well no one has out right said its shit) it really looks like Terrio has done his best to salvage what could have been an absolute disaster.
I still don't care much about this film but I JL sounds way more interesting to me now.
A big plot hole seems to be: why would Superman fight Batman instead of just rescuing Martha Kent himself? Why wouldn't he come clean with Batman immediately?
>>80979395
He didnt know where Martha is, Bruce did because he already hacked into KGBeast's phone earlier.
The real issue is Supes wouldnt have known that Bruce did that, but I'm guessing he's making an educated guess that Bruce would be smart enough to figure SOMETHING out
also he did try to come clean to Batman, but Batman was being belligerent
>Not muh Lex!
Eisenberg was the weakest character in the movie. More Joker than Lex. In fact I think he'd make a better Joker then Leto.
>>80979421
Oh yeah, how "in-costume" was KGBeast?
>>80979448
he had the coat of arms of russian tattooed on his neck (ouch)
That's basically it
>>80979465
and by on his neck I mean on the front of it where his windpipe is, right in the center
again, ouch
>>80979395
Plot hole? sounds like you've seen the movie?
>>80979523
>seems to be
>muh batman
>muh he's a normal human
>muh he's like us
>muh he could totally fight a super being from space.
>muh Batman can beat superman.
Seriously come on its the most absurd shit I've ever heard. It would've been way more realistic to have Batman utterly wrecked by Superman to show how fragile humans are and give Batman perspective. But god forbid they let Batman be out his league in a fight.
>>80979711
Red cucks are coming.
>>80979711
Part of it was adapt from TDKR of Miller, of course that's not gonna happen.
>>80979727
Come on anon you and I both know Batman is the single most overrated super hero of all time.
>>80977761
Holy shit for some reason you saying that thewarehouse sceneisBats saving Marthamade me super happy. I don't know why, it just makes something *click*. I was iffy about the end to that fight when Meixbro talked about it, but now I'm on board
>>80979889
Oh, but not too sure how I feel aboutno secret identities
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