>It's Cobblepot's Playhous Edition
Come on in and pull yourself up a chair Edition
2.15: "Mad Grey Dawn" (Mar 21st)
Gordon and Bullock investigate a trail of clues left in a museum robbery, which, unbeknownst to them, were left by Nygma in a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. Meanwhile, Gordon's past comes back to haunt him when an anonymous person threatens to expose his hand in Galavan's murder. Also, Penguin's visit to some old friends leads him to meet his father, Elijah Van Dalh (guest star Paul Reubens), and Bruce practices his street smarts.
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HEY CONKY! Whats the secret word of the day?
>>80965466
Bendis
>>80965466
Murder.
>>80965466
Birds
>>80966010
>>80966139
>>80966214
>Bendis murders birds
sick bastard
>>80966239
Bendis vs Cobblepot, who wins ?
Is this show worthing picking back up? I stopped watching it something like five episodes in to season 2. Not because I disliked it or anything, it'seems just that I forgot about, even though season 2 was leagues ahead of 1. Did it maintain that level of improvement?
>>80966283
It's anyones guess. Oswald has killed before but he's never fought the King of Marvel.
>>80965334
>being forced to make an account to watch these streams
Nah, fuck it
>>80966430
what are you talking about? the first one works fine
>>80966318
Yes
Five minutes to go. I am going to pop some popcorn.
time for Pee Wee Penguin
Will Penguin call out a hit on Cowboy Curtis? Will The King of Cartoons get some cement shoes? Will Strange's new hypnotic phrase be "Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho"?
Lets find out!
>>80966318
We got Mr. Freeze and Dr. Strange now.
HO BOY
Silver best girl
>welcome to the gotham museum of art
I SMELL A HEIST
Some days, you just can't rid of a bomb!
We semi-full Riddler now.
>>80966898
Obviously.
>a giant real bomb in a museum
Yup, thats Gotham
>Leave the man who wanted to die with the gun
I'm onto you Bruce
RIDDLEMAN!
>A giant grenade sculpture
Oh Gotham.
Eddie's set to start popping off!
Breaking the lawwwww
Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb
>comically large grenade
We /adamwest/ now
Bruce is gonna grow up to be Adam West.
Questionmark man?
Nobody reported the giant grenade looking thing beforehand? Fucking art
>that whole Riddler cold open
GOD DAMN THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
Oh shit, it's a black lady cop! Run black lady cop, get out while you still can!
RIDDLE ME THIS
WHO STEALS A PAINTING
>>80966954
I love you
This really is the 66 version of Batman.
>>80966960
Oh I thought that was obvious.
>>80966915
>>80966954
Adam West Mind
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
So was it Hugo who called in the tip?
"Anonymous" tip
It was Penguin! Sane Penguin!
Yes, Chief O'Hara, that Prince of Puzzles is at it again, I fear...
>>80966981
An art thief?
Oh goodness this is just precious.
>>80967020
It was all a Penguin plot MUAH!
>all this out loud villainy from Ed
Eddie please
>>80967014
Hello Todd
I just want to give Penguin a hug.
Aww pengy just wants to be buddy's with best boy butch
why is there a fatter face butch next to butch?
This is a trick by Penguin, right?
What's Butch's villain name gonna be?
Johnny Two-Hands?
PENGUIN IS THE PUREST WAIFU
>>80967072
How can a sociopathic villain be so cuddly?
>>80967088
If anything it's a trick by Hugo Strange.
Poor guy.
>>80967089
Hook
>>80967089
Switchout
TOO PURE
>>80967093
He's not even a sociopathic villain right now, he's just a stray puppy that's been kicked and yet still comes up begging for head scratches
>>80967089
Butchy best boy lastname
Poor penguin.
>Butch acting like a boss to Pengy
Man, how the tables turn.
>>80967089
Hoss Delgado
WAS IT RAPE
why is pengon so cute?
Maybe she'll give him the bottle eye.
>>80967136
How many people does this puppy have to kill to be consider dangerous?
Don't you dare take Harvey down with you Gordon
>>80967136
Don't worry, he's faking. This is all a long con.
RIDDLE MY DIDDLE MOTHERFUCKER
>>80967169
NOOOOOOO
Yes...WHO would do such a thing?
>>80967169
not my waifu pls no
>Gordon trying to out-detective Riddler
This is amazing. Straight out of the comics.
We solving riddles and shit now.
>>80967160Not yet.
>>80967166
The actor knows how play sympathetic well.
Quickly Harvey! To the Gordonmobile!
He's doing it! He's doing the riddle solving!
This is hammy as fuck, it's great.
>>80967187
It's....an ENIGMA
Wait what? That scene was so fucking absurd how did he deduce all that so fast?!
That escalated quickly.
>riddler bombing a train station
THEN THERE WAS TROUBLE
Not even batman solves them that fast and he knows the Riddler's Modus Operandi
Jesus christ gotham a little suspense?
GOTHAM NEEDS A HERO
BUT WHO?>?
>>80967228
Because he's the goddamn Gordon. Do you even Riddler?
haha. that was amazing.
>>80967228
It's always like that
>>80967228
COMICS, BABY
WELCOME TO FUCKING GOTHAM
>>80967228
He's The Goddamn Gordon.
>it's a riddler does naughty things episode
>>80967228
Gordon is a BA super detective.
Bats wishes he was this good.
Why is Riddler doing this again? To give Gordon something to do so he doesn't look into Kringle's death?
>>80967228
>>80967251
Riddler 101, he's new at it
>>80967228
This is obviously a prequel to Batman 66. The most absurd riddles were solved on that show. As Gordon gets older he'll lose his riddle-solving abilities.
>>80967252
Spider Man
>>80967228
Don't question it.
>>80967280
probably
or fuck with Gordon in general
>>80967280
He thinks Gordon already suspects him, so he's gotta go.
>>80967280
The riddler has a compulsion to lead people to his crimes. Same way he almost lead them to kringle the first time before he merged.
He will wind up doing it again
>>80967228
He's a freakin' detective. That and he was really into Encyclopedia Brown as a kid.
Riddler causing confusion and delay.
Quick, New Yorkers, what station is that?
Seems unsafe to just throw a bomb like that
>its a Riddler doesnt get caught for 20 years episode
IVY
Finally, Ivy's back.
running late, what have I missed?
Loli Ivy
IVY
Ivy? Haven't seen her in a while.
Ivy growing weed
Should have left it in the lockers. Oh shit lil ivy is back now Bruce has 3 side pieces
Hey look, its Ivy. Remember when she was supposed to be a main character?
Me neither.
>>80967406
Riddler trying to Riddle Gordon
Penguin is fucking adorable
DUDE MUSHROOMS LMAO
But mushrooms are plants.
>>80967439
as God intended
>>80967439
We don't need two lolis. Especially not when one is terrible at acting.
Is baby Bruce bout to bang both bese sloots?
>Blue Devil
>trust me it's great
Ivy experimented on herself young I see
That's a new actress for Ivy
So it was a plot to kill Gordon... but how did he know Gordon would be the one sent to investigate? Also
>dat Ivy
>Blue Devil
Who is the best Batman villain and why is it the Riddler?
>>80967457
>fungus
>plant
>>80967478
Kek
>>80967485
Nah I don't think so
>>80967485
No it isn't.
>>80967457
dude what. you eating mushrooms?
>>80967480
Oh fuck I didn't catch that.
They also reference him in the CWverse.
>doing forensics on your own cases
It's dexter all over again
>>80967485
No, she just grew a year.
>>80967478
That was the best episode of the season
Is Riddler going to frame a cop?
>youre dreaming
Kek
DUDE
Duuuuuude...
>>80967537
looks like it
That's not how mushrooms work.
DUDE
Man, you'd think Cat would be a better thief by now
Butch nephew ?
>>80967577
perhaps you did weak shit?
>>80967577
That's how magic mushrooms work.
I hope this doesn't harm Ivy later.
>>80967577
>>80967577
this is the most believable thing in gotham. Ivy is a magician with plants. I am sure she could breed mushrooms to imitate literally any drug.
McConaughey high as fuck, asking his dogs what they wanna do for lunch.
Awesome
>>80967600
Still a dumb kid.
>>80965334
And so DC week begins
>>80967600
Bruce is keeping her down.
>>80967577
She literally said they were magic anon, keep up
Will she be hot in a few years? Place your bets now and check the /co/ archives in 2019!
>>80967653
She's hot now
t. /tv/
>>80967653
She has one of those "grow into it" looks.
O T P
T
P
HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL PENGUIN
Ha. They feathered him.
Please Riddler, don't reject Penguin because he's nice.
>they tarred and feathered him
he looks like a giant barn owl! hooty hoot! hooty hoot!
>>80967653
she's ginger so it can go either way....ima say yes though since her career gives her incentive to look good
>tarred and feathered
Kek
GET IT BECAUSE HE'S A PENGUIN
RIDDLER IS GONNA DUMP PENGUIN
This is fucking adorable.
They actually tarred and feathered him. Old school teaching a lesson. And still Penguin looks adorable.
Oh
Oh dear
He isn't faking it.
>even Riddler is creeped out by Penguin
Oh lordy my sides
Reformed Penguin is a snitch.
DO NOT TRUST.
this is how the Gotham Rogues networking starts
just passing by for a quick chat
I hope Penguin tells Jim about riddlers plan.
Fuck you Riddler! You're a shit friend!
Awww poor Penguin
Love is over.
I like that Bullock is in on this shit
But Jim you did kill Galivan.
Worst BF in /co/ history
Ha ha, a flip phone.
BRASS BALLS BRUCE.
>>80967815
Yeah, that's Gotham, intentionally anachronistic.
>Alfred lessons kicking in
Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
He's kind of too big for you, Bruce.
Bruce shut up
Strange is the one who re opened the case on Theo
NO MORE HALF MEASURES BRUCE
GET UP
JESUS, GOTHAM
>cowardly clown
pls no
>that laugh
>"Ignorant, brutish, cowardly CLOWN"
Really? We're still doing this?
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAD
SUPERSTITIOUS COWARDLY LOT
kek the 2 stoned guys on the couch
Time for penguin dad
>Mother's grave
oh god
PEE-WEE
PEE WEE
PEE WEE BITCH
Pee-wee time.
PEE WEES BACK BABY
AHHHHHHH!
PEE-WEE
Has the BvS sneak peek happened yet?
WHAT'S THE SECRET WORD /CO/?
Emperor Penguin in the house!
>>80967845
It's tv/movie world, where being a big guy means you lose strength after 30 seconds of fighting. DESU I was expecting a subversion where Bruce gets knocked out, and he learns that some battles shouldn't be fought.
>Paul Reubens
Oh shit it's happening!
Man, when Penguin is going to snap back, he is going to explode.
>>80967933
I don't think so.
>>80967935
Bastard!
This is a fucking con
He's 31? Dude the Time Trapper is fucking with this earth hard.
Pee Wee would fuck penguins mom
>Selena will never tell you to lick her boots
Why Live
>son
SECRET WORD
DAMMIT JIM EAT YOUR FUCKING PORK CHOPS
>>80967935nigger
>>80967941
>where being a big guy
FOR YOU.
>>80967935
Detective
Wait Leigh knew that Gordon killed Galavan?
Oh wait, never mind.
SLUT
>>80967971
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>80967971
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD DAMN
YOU DON'T JUST MURDER A MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME
POOR FORM
>>80967987
She knew he was lying to her.
>Tavern of black birds
Ed you dumbass should have been black birds at a bar
Penguin killed Galavan though.
We Jason Todd nao!
>A CROWBAR
>>80967941
Same DESU senpai
>A crowbar
>>80968019
>POOR FORM
>>80968030
He just beat him and shoved an umbrella in his mouth after he died. Gordon shot him.
>>80968029
you dont use the word in the riddle
What do you call a club exclusively for black birdsA crowbar
>>80967974
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aw shit, no one tell /tv/ that Jessie is employed again.
>>80968065
I meant tavern, I was arguing he fucked up the order of the words, semantics but he's supposed to have OCD so this bugs me
>crowbar joke
>not saying "HOW'S THAT FOR A 3-POINTER!"
0/10 shit Riddler
Cookie Monster is looking silky.
This is a long ass phone commercial.
>>80968116
It's a phone?
Cookie Monster playing puppets. INCEPTION!
>Penguin and father reunited
oh Happy Day! Surely nothing bad will happen here
penguin my waifu for laifu
Well I wonder how this is going to horribly go wrong.
What are the chances of Pengy's dad turning out to be some psychopath weirdo?
So what's pengys dad gonna do to fuck him up back into a murder spree
Penguin is the eyewitness finking on Gordon. Screencap this.
That's a beautiful set.
And just when I thought Penguin couldn't get any cuter they put him in that hat. Damn too cute.
>>80968143
>You're mother was a ________