http://m.milenio.com/firmas/alvaro_cueva_elpozodelosdeseosreprimidos/Batman_vs_Superman-Hombre_de_acero-Ben_Affleck_18_705109492.html
>I had the honor to be present at the Batman v Superman premier this past Saturday in the Auditorio Nacional of Mexico City.
>Independent of the pride I felt while seeing those stars and creators of one of the most powerful cinematographic enterprises in the whole world, I have something very important to tell you, not only as a professional critic with 29 years of experience. I’ll tell you as a friend: I love Batman v Superman! I went crazy with it. It made me dream, laugh, shake, shout, and even yearn.
>If there’s anybody who could have those characters’ emblems tattooed to their skin, it’s me. They mean much to me. I adore them, I dominate them.
>Well, just how I’m saying, this is the best superhero movie to date. The biggest of them all! I have the professional obligation of saying, with all the pain in my heart, that as a blockbuster, it is infinitely superior to other recent phenomena like Star Wars VII: TFA
>Why? For a simple reason: there’s editorial sustenance, a proposal at the content level.
>Batman v Superman isn’t a film just for people who look for entertainment to have a good time watching fights and special effects. It’s a profound work of art, where those who care will find tremendous political, economical, and social commentary.
>Don’t worry, I won’t sell you on the plot. That (selling you the plot, not the plot itself) doesn’t matter to me. What I want you to understand is the magnitude of this film which will be released in a few days, and that you should run out with your family to see it.
>Don’t miss it for anything. I’m convinced that there will be a “before” and “after” Batman v Superman in the universe of superheroes as well as in the history of cinematography. Don’t you care about being part of history? Don’t you care about being able to say “I was there”?
>Let’s start from the controversy. Millions of fans in five continents had doubted this film being good, and that the actors gave great performances. If there’s anything complicated in this industry, it’s creating content about superheroes that respects each of their origins, that has logic, and that at the same time are capable of creating something new.
>But wait, when talking about the cast, it gets worse. A lot of people have played Batman, Superman, and let’s not even talk about Wonder Woman.
>Not everyone can handle the comparisons (to previous actors on the same role), not to mention everything you have to undertake to play these roles at the physical and emotional level. It’s the most demanding thing in the world.
>Well, if you had your doubts, then forget about them. Batman v Superman is fabulous.
>It respects the essence of the comics, of the characters, and it elevates them to a level comparable to Greek or Egyptian myth.
We’re facing something very strong, powerful, and perfect. And the cast is amazing.
> Ben Affleck’s life will never be the same. His Batman is potent, immense; a great discovery. It has something which no previous Batman has had in any movie: leadership.
>What manner of constructing something huge, credible, and with moral weight. It’s impossible to look at him and not adore and respect him.
>Henry Cavill is still the best Superman of all time, but there’s something very obvious in the film, and it’s his growth as an actor. This man isn’t only the Man of Steel, he’s the great actor who can take on anybody without losing that tone of a superhero role.
>Gal Gadot makes of Wonder Woman one of the most complete and complex creations from cinema in recent years. This isn’t even a gender issue, it’s a superior matter which involves men, women, children and adults. It’s the most sublime fusion imaginable between a comics character and a flesh-and-bones human.
>And this is just the tip of the iceberg, as Batman v Superman isn’t just about these characters, it’s about much, much more. It’s full of surprises, which of course you’ll have to discover at the silver screen. >Surprises which range from appearances of other DC characters, incredible situations which relate the news we read all day, and impressive audiovisual imagery. Each shot sends a message, even Mexico appears in the film! And believe me that it appears exactly where it had to show something that had to be said.
>If you appreciate your time and money, invest them in going to watch Batman v Superman, because those tickets will sell out, and it would be a shame for you not to be there. I guarantee you, as a friend and a critic, that it’s worth the while, and that when you come out of the theater, you will be transformed and end up a happier person. Not much, right?
>>80963269
I assume he had a LOT of cocaine
>has to point out he's a "professional critic"
>>80963569
>29 YEARS
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>>80963649
and I've had my own opinion for 24
>>80963269
>If there’s anybody who could have those characters’ emblems tattooed to their skin, it’s me. They mean much to me. I adore them, I dominate them.
this is basically a really long post you'd see in youtube comments
Look in your heart, OP. This is a Snyder movie. You damn well know the RT is going to be between 60 to 70%
The fuck did they pay this guy with.
Crack?
>>80963844
Hookers and blow man, hookers and blow.
>>80963844
They let him into the premiere.
He wants to be let into premieres in the future.
>>80963967
Like, how many? Theres good reviews and then there is...this.
There's a difference between a positive review and sucking a movie's dick
>>80964079
Hell this was a full body sexual 9 hour tartaric orgasm wave
Why do you little faggots want to hate this movie so bad? Serious question.
>>80964131
But I don't? I want it to be good. I just don't trust Snyder at all
Also if you seriously think this review is just bring objective and not sucking its dick, I don't know what to tell you
>>80964131
If you have really low expectations you can't be disappointed
>>80964131
Because Snyder's last two comic book movies were shit and he's not a very good director and this movie is guaranteed success so that means he gets to ruin more DC characters.
>>80964131
Not OP, but I translate the review in the first place. I'm hyped as fuck for the movie, I already have my tickets and everything. But you just can't deny how awful of a review this is.
>>80964182
You saw MoS once or didnt see it at all. Admit it faggot. Fucking admit it. You people are the only ones that hate it.
>Watching one second of this movie is better than a million years of sex with supermodels
>This movie not only cured my mother's cancer, it made her immortal
>Being mentioned in this movie raised Mexico's standard of living by 500%, so now the president of Mexico wants to build a wall to prevent american immigrants from coming in
>>80964364
>This movie is the literal second coming of jesus
>All humans must now bow before there new god Snyder
>Mexico is now the mecca of all time and space for this universal revelation of perfect glory
>>80964232
Not the same guy, but I watched MoS and enjoyed it. this movie seems like a messy hodgepodge of shit.
>>80963269
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>>80963342
Is this guy OK? He seems drunk when he wrote this.
>>80964589
He's a Mexican, probably never seen a movie before.
Christ, this guy is really hungry for Snyder's cock.
This isn't only the most positive review for a movie I've ever seen, it's the most positive review I've ever seen for anything. I've heard wedding vows that weren't so passionate.
>>80963269
YOU JUST KNOW
I love you...Batman...you're so strong and deep...my Kryptonian heart beats for you.
I just want to know...are we going to try to love each other?
>>80964105
I hope he cleaned up the mess after he saw the movie.
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>>80964364
Made my night. Can't stop laughing.
>>80963269
>I had the honor to be present at the Batman v Superman premier this past Saturday in the Auditorio Nacional of Mexico City.
So he's a starfucker with a garbage opinion. Dismissed.
>>80964468
>being this fucking delusional
MoS was trash. For three fucking years this board has discussed how trash it is.
Goddamn, you snyderfags are like battered housewives.
>>80966177
whoops, meant for this fag >>80964232
Is this guy a /tv/ kinoposter?
>>80966337
probably
does /co/ realize the kino thing is a meme that was forced by a DC shill?
>>80965028
People done praise god at this level
>>80966593
Dont
