>it's a "Kal-El wasn't adopted by the Kents and everything on Earth is fucked beyond belief" universe
Remember that alternate universe where the Waynes died by Kal-El's ship crashing down on them and he's then retrieved and raised by Lex to do evil but is then killed by Batman?
>>80955274
Nice fanfic.
>>80955173
>It's our universe
>>80955291
>>80955173
What if his ship crashed in Gotham and he became a police officer with no secret identity?
>>80955173
Why hasn't there ever been an elseworlds or something where Supergirl makes it to Earth when she's SUPPOSED to and helps raise Clark?
Or has there been, and I'm just stupid.
>>80955622
There's Speeding Bullets, where he got adopted by the Waynes, and after their murder becomes Batman.
>>80955660
There's one where his parents come to Earth with him, but I can't remember the name off the top of my head.
>>80955660
Wouldn't that basically be the current Spider-Woman book except she's a teen mom instead of a PI?
>>80955287
It is true, it's an obscure as fuck Elseworld, but it exists
>>80955173
>It's a Superman turns evil and Batman and his team must stop him universe.
>>80955287
Fucking casuals
>it's a Superman is raised by babyboomers and grows up to be a cynical asshole universe
>it's a Superman is raised by Jamaicans episode
>>80955287
Elseworlds 80 page giant.
>it's a Superman spent too much time watching Dragon Ball during his childhood and now his main inspiration is Goku universe
That was weird but I loved it
>>80955173
Do not make that face with me
Fuck you I actually liked JLA the Nail
>implying his existence isn't what attracts the bad guys
>>80956219
>that son of a bitch brought the war to us
>>80955928
Evil Superman stories or 'deconstructions' of Superman by making him evil are so fucking played out and terrible
>It's a "Superman becomes evil and it's up to the heroic Batman to stop him" universe
>>80955928
>>80956277
>Implying Injustice isn't the best "descontruction" of Superman
>>80956302
>anything but Miracleman
>inb4 hurrr das captin murvil
So, Guys, If you were a ship that was sending super-man to any type family.
Which family will more likely to be best for superman? I want to say middle-class black family or white Canadians. Maybe some NOT insane farmers.
>>80956435
>middle-class black
>NOT insane farmers
>not wanting Superjerk
>>80956435
Mr Rogers
>>80955173
Isn't this essentially just Snyder's movies?
since clark was raised by rural midwesterners he should be a rabid creationist and outspoken republican.
>I DIDNT SAVE THE EARTH FOR U GUYS THE FAG UP THE PLACE
I wonder how Superman would be if he was raised by South-Americans. Not mexicans, south-americans, like Chile, Argentina, Brazil, those kind of places
>>80956693
He'd be Supergirl.
>>80956693
Instead of a boxer, he'd fight mostly using his feet and would regularly kick shit into space.
>>80956620
But Johnatan and Martha were socialist farmers.
>>80955835
Well I've given it some thought and I guess someone would still have to raise Kara too. I'm just imagining the Kents dealing with not only a (maybe) super-powered baby, but also a super-powered teenage girl from another planet. Would be fun stuff.
Has there ever been a universe where Kara got here at roughly the same time as Kal-El...found him and then raised him as a teen mother?
>>80956765
Man what's your problem why are you copying my post.
Say it with me!
Superman
ROCKS!
Superman
ROCKS!
Superman
ROCKS!
>>80956755
But Kara was like 16ish AT LEAST.
I could see her faking it as a foreigner to stay in some home for teen moms while she learned English and got a GED.
>>80956795
Oh sorry dude? I just asked as a response to OP, I didn't even read the thread.
HEY EVEYONE, this guy >>80955660 TOTALLY asked this question before I did.
Better?
>>80955660
>yfw Kara /ss/ young Clark
My Little Cousin Can't Be this Cute.
>>80955660
Why didn't superman parents sent him a fuck-girl or sexual partner?
If the planet is doom, Why not give clark some pussy too? Or is the ship suppose to be the breeder?
>>80956895
HAHAHA...but seriously, if she wanted to keep the Kryptonian race going it's basically her duty to /ss/ Kal. That's not perversion, it's patriotism.
>>80955291
T H I C K
>It's an elseworld that takes place in a vastley >different time
>everyone is exactly the same
>>80955274
have any images of Batman killing Superman? Does he by chance break his neck?
>>80957412
>>80957616
>Not shooting lex luthor too.
Why?
>>80957653
He's clearly batshit crazy
>>80957653
Lex Luthor didn't kill his parents.
>>80956435
Bob Ross.
>>80956750
Given the subsidies on everything, starting from the ground itself through fertilizer and all the way to the crops themselves, all farmers are socialists. Just don't try to tell them that.
>>80955173
>crash lands in the jungle as a baby
>is raised by monkeys
>superpowered shit flinging to protect his territory
>>80958195
diabolical
>>80958289
>>80958195
Without a comprehensive breeding program you're just going to wind up with a subset of humans with some genetic differences after one hundred years.
>It's a Superman turns heel episode
>>80958804
>it's a Batman accidentally murders a hooker dressed like Harley Quinn episode
