G I N G E R
>Gorillaz
>>80953881
Is this before or after he blackmails his music teacher after sleeping with her
>>80954092
my guess is that him blackmailing her is the opening scene
>Gorillaz
>>80953881
>Archie
>chad
Reeeeee
>>80954264
Opening scene is the murder of Jason Blossom.
>>80953881
He looks like he's about to go shoot up a movie theater.
Josie, Jughead, Veronica, and Betty
>Gorillaz shirt in 2016
I mean, I like the group but come the fuck on
>>80954398
>>80954406
>Josie is black
>When there is a black member of the Pussycats already
This literally makes no sense. I mean it's not like anybody cares about Josie at all to begin with so there's no reason they couldn't just use Valerie
>>80954494
Josie has a more recognizable name.
>>80954398
>>80954406
>Jughead's not wearing his hat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>grimdark archie adaptation
>>80954406
>>80954398
>Warrior shirt
>they're probably going to make either Betty and/or Veronica huge sjw
>>80954343
then this is the first present day scene,? since that takes place over the summer
>>80954398
Why are Betty and Veronica so average looking? Aren't they supposed to be hot?
>>80954524
Or she plays a sport.
Simmer down there slugger. I know the boogieman is scary but let's not jump the gun.
>>80954092
In no way do I believe that whole shit is real until I see it.
>>80954476
Hey man, it's not illegal to like bands from the early 00s
they're still relevant
they are coming out with an album in the next year or two
>>80954398
>>80954406
>Jughead is a qt
why is this allowed?
>>80955075
Anon, there are bigger problems with this whole mess of a production than your uncomfortable Spruce boner.
>>80953881
This seems like one of those things that has no right being good, yet it still is.
Like iZombie or Gotham.
>>80954398
so is he going to make kevin redundant because he sure looks it.
>>80954398
>no cap
Id even take a fucking snapback christ
>>80954398
>>80954406
>no beanie
Also are you sure that's not Val
>>80954535
Fuck you! She's hot as fuck!
>>80954535
These shows are generally more interested in making the guys hot.
>>80955212
Our TalkBack threads will be a blast no matter what. Do we know who plays Kevin yet?
>>80954406
>Jughead
>Head clearly not a jug
How do you fuck up this badly?
Not-Valerie a cute, though.
>>80955474
Valerie is my favorite and the casting call matches her more than Josie too. This really upsets me.
>>80955491
yes but that's clearly hair dye.
>>80954494
>All bands can only have one black member, max
>>80954524
She's just a Patty Smith fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM
One man could save this. A man of justice. A unrepentant bastard who does the right thing regardless of public perception of his actions.
When will Hiram show up so then I could give a damn and enjoy seeing him ruin this asshole negative Archie's life .
>>80955633
>implying that's the issue.
ARCHIE ANDREWS (K.J. Apa)
>Archie is an intense, conflicted teen, a high school sophomore who is still boyishly handsome but got pumped after working construction for his dad during the summer. He is grappling with heavy issues and juggling the unexpected interest of several girls while discovering his passion for writing and performing music against his father and his football coach’s better wishes. He harbors more than one dark, terrible secret.
>>80954325
>the two hottest girls in the school lusting after his cum
>not a chad
You are retarded
BETTY COOPER (Lili Reinhart)
>Betty is a blonde and pretty sophomore some self-esteem issues and affinity for Adderall. Eager-to-please, wholesome and studious, Betty has a super-crush on her longtime best bud, Archie. But tired of being the "perfect" everything, she turns to her new friend, Veronica, for life advice. Betty hails from a dysfunctional family and has a coveted spot on the cheerleading squad — though with certain conditions...
>>80955633
Everyone knows once you have more than one black member in a band it immediately becomes a rap group.
When does Felicity show up?
VERONICA LODGE (Camilla Mendes)
>A silver-tongued stunner, Veronica has just returned to Riverdale from New York with her divorcee mother, following a scandal which resulted in her father going to prison. Extremely intelligent, self-confident and immediately popular, Veronica is eager to reinvent herself — from Mean Girl to caring friend. In the process, she sets her sights on Archie to become her new boy toy, but soon uncovers deeper feelings bubbling beneath the surface.
JUGHEAD JONES (Cole Sprouse)
>Jughead is a sullen heartthrob with a philosophical bent. The lanky lad is Archie’s former best friend, seeing as the two still are smarting from a rift that took place between them. Angry, Jughead refuses to take the olive branch being proffered by Archie, the hurt goes that deep.
JOSIE McCOY (Ashleigh Murray)
>Josie is a gorgeous, snooty and ambitious sophomore, and the lead singer for popular band Josie and the Pussycats. She has zero interest in recording any songs written by fellow teen Archie, but that won't stop him from trying.
>>80955800
>Yfw Felicity discovers a way to travel between universes
>She uses this to bitch at alternative Ollies
CHERYL BLOSSOM (Madelaine Petsch)
>This fiery redhead is rich, entitled and never accountable. A manipulative mean girl who kills with kindness, she recently lost her twin brother Jason Blossom in a mysterious accident, one that might involve Archie.
FRED ANDREWS (Luke Perry)
>Archie's father is a generally easygoing owner of the family construction company, who hopes Archie will take over the family business one day. However, Fred is not without skeletons in his closet...
Never read Archie growing up, and looking at the covers in comic stores I always assumed it was some kid-friendly happy fun slice-of-life book. Only a week ago did I find out that there are paranormal elements and adult themes. Hell, I had no idea Sabrina and that Veronica Mars show were Archie spinoffs. Since then I've started Archie vs. Predator and I like it so far.
So, should I pick it up and start reading? Where's a good place to jump in?
>>80955867
>Veronica Mars show
shit I got mixed up, I meant Josie and the Pussycats
http://archiecomics.com/the-cws-riverdale-news-meet-reggie-moose-and-dilton/
Good looking Reggie as looks like a D bag. Dilton being Asian bit of a cringe.
KEVIN KELLER (Casey Cott)
>Betty's cheerful, openly homosexual, quick-witted best friend, Kevin struggles to mend fences with his conservative father, who refuses to accept his son's lifestyle, and is seeking for love in all the wrong places, until he finally finds a kindred spirit in an unexpected familiar face.
REGGIE MANTLE (Ross Butler)
>The big man on campus, Reggie is wealthy, sarcastic, manipulately and fashions himself as a ladies' man. As such, he feels threatened when Archie comes seemingly out of nowhere to threaten his rule and goes to increasingly extreme lenghts to destroy him.
>>80955959
"and every time he's not around someone must ask "Where's Kevin"."
>>80955959
So is he going to fuck Archie because that would be unexpected.
DILTON DOILEY (Daniel Yang)
>Dilton is a brilliant student at Riverdale High, whose introverted demeanor makes him an easy target of the local bullies.
>>80955372
Cute at best
>>80953881
>I own and regularly wear this exact shirt
I don't know how to feel about this.
MOOSE MASON (Cody Kearsley)
>The star quarterback of Riverdale High's football team, Moose becomes fast friends with Archie when he decides to join the team. What he lacks in brains he makes up for in brawls, and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
>>80956025
I'd bully him with my dick.
>>80955867
I haven't read it, but I've heard good things about Archie+Punisher.
>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
0 - 100 real quick
>>80955932
>subversive take on the classic Archie mythos
Yea because who'd want a John Hughes send up Archie show. Cept everyone who'd first heard that what it was going to be originally.
Fuck this. Wake me when Hiram shows up.
HAL COOPER (Lochlyn Munro)
>Betty's demanding, secretive father.
ALICE COOPER (Madchen Amick)
>Betty's distant, emotionally brittle mother, and the root of several of Betty's issues.
>>80956074
NOT MUH MOOOSE
>>80956074
>Not casting Moose as Moose
What a wasted opportunity for progressiveness.
>>80956074
Okay is he hitting on/banging everyone's mother? Or just one in particular?
HERMIONE LODGE (Marisol Nichols)
>Veronica's seductive, equally silver-tongued mother, who returns to Riverdale in search of new and better prospects after he husband's scandalous and murky imprisonment.
>>80956074
Bravo.CW!
>>80956246
Hiram is the returning hero in all of this. Calling it.
Who is this aimed for even? The Pretty Little Liars audience? Does the Archie license even mean something to those people? Change these character names and nobody would EVER figure out it was Archie.
>>80956246
>This entire show is just going to be Milfteen fetishism isnt it?
>>80955959
He's gonna fuck Moose or Jughead
>>80956294
Modern Archie actually has this sort of vibe.
The writer here is literally the one on the comics.
Read Afterlife with Archie, Sabrina or Life With Archie.
>>80956234
he'll work on everyone's mother and then kevin works on their fathers. it's the perfect plan.
>>80956321
So modern Archie is some scumbag blackmailer?
Well at least he's got good taste in music.
Though I'm assuming they're being ironic what with the Archies being the original cartoon band.
>>80956321
I have looked into both of these in the past, but didn't stuck around. But isn't one a parody-ish spin-off about zombies and the other basically a soft horror book where Sabrina marries Cthulu? What does any of that have to do with rampant promiscuity and trends from ten years ago?
CLIFF BLOSSOM (Barclay Hope)
>The father of Cheryl and Jason and one of the wealthiest and most respected men of Riverdale.
>>80956191
>Lochlyn Munro
ayy, that guy's so fucking nice IRL. Glad he's still getting work.
PENELOPE BLOSSOM (Nathalie Boltt)
>The domineering, ruthless matriarch of the Blossom family.
>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
Well that escalated quickly
MELODY JONES (Asha Bromfield)
>A member of the popular band Josie and the Pussycats, frontlined by Josie McCoy, which Archie sees as his way into the music business.
>>80956442
The point is Archie likes messing around with there squeaky image, this is right in line with Archie vs Predator and such
What the fuck is going on
>>80956544
oh so its a black band.
>>80955836
Why is Josie black? I don't really get this race change at all, wasn't there already a black girl in the group?
>>80956442
Well Chucks GF in that wants pussy and will either get the girl she wants killed by zombies, get herself killed attempting to kill chuck or flee after killing Chuck or accidently killing his GF.
Overall the Zombie book is cool as Archie is becoming Boss of the Aftermath
>>80956604
i feel bad raven never blewup. apparently she was a huge cunt. but i liked her more than the other disney chicks at the time.
>>80953881
> Gorillaz
Is Gorillaz hipster now? i sure hope not.
>>80956544
>Archie sees the Pussycats as his way into the music business
Whu?
>>80956659
>Now
Ever walk by a Hot Topic in the last 10 years?
>>80956667
>Archie wants to be a musician.
>Archie's dad wants him to be a constructor.
>Archie's coach wants him to play professional football.
>Archie and Josie are classmates.
>Archie thinks if Josie and the Pussycats sing the songs he wrote, it'll give him enough clout to launch his own music career.
It isn't that hard.
>>80956544
>TWO black women
Also what the hell is with all the Milfs here?>>80956565
CW is going on man, CW.
They have a show where Old Man Sherlock Holmes plays Batman Beyond with a chick to fight Dracula.
They have Little Women, but in the post apolcypse.
They have an english language telenovela and a fucking Musical Comedy by the lady that gave us "fuck me Ray bradburry" and they are a critical darling.
They have a legit hypercrisis silver age tier wankfest as there BEST SELLING show.
They turned a historical treatise on midevil england and had it open with mass teenage vouyer masturbation.
It turned a YA novel series into fucking Alan Moore lesbian superman with a body count hire than a Garth ennnis book.
It has an entire shared universe based on fucking VAMPIRE DIARIES,where every main character has commited irredeemable mass murder for fun.
Literally 80% of there content was toku at one point.
They have a flagship show centering around a multiversal cross media shared universe.
They air more comic based shows at the same time than CARTOON FUCKING NETWORK did .
They gave fucking VIXEN a cartoon.
AND THEY NEVER CANCEL ANYTHING.
Archie Comics: Milftoon Edition is the tip of the fucking iceberg.
CW is what would happen if all the sexual frustration and fanism of co and tumblr gained sentience and operated a tv channel two hours a week.
>>80955836
>>80956544
Oh shit there gonna pull a Beyonce and Destiny Childs thing
>>80956639
Now she's just a kinda loud lesbian dwarf. I did like her in Kacey Undercover.
Maybe they'll make her Riley's supportive teacher in Girl meets World after she finally comes out.
>>80956544
Valerie is going to be a pasty white ginger, isn't she?
>>80956605
They casted the best actress for the part who happened to be black.
What were they supposed to put up a no coloreds sign?
>>80956685
I walked into 'Pulp' (The British alternative) and they had this shirt for £50, that evening I bought it off Amazon for £10
Even so, I always thought Gorillaz fell into the bracket of everyone thinking they're pretty good, I have yet to meet anyone that has hated their music.
What about Chuck?
>>80956745
I'd be game for that. Even more if she's got a penis.
>>80956074
>has a particular soft spot for milfs
Well, that's not something I expected to see in an official description of a cw archie show.
>>80956544
So all of the Pussycats are going to be black, I guess?
>>80954406
Is Cole the one who showed his dick on twitter? I always mix up those twins
>>80954398
>Jughead
>No hat
>Not friend with Archie
>Interacting with (multiple) girls normally
NOT MUH JUGHEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80956818
does it matter they both have the same dick?
>>80956748
The black actress looks nothing like the character she's supposed to be based off of.
>>80953881
I'm gonna laugh if CW doesn't pick this up, Archie Comics has been pushing it hard.
>>80955836
Man, what the fuck is this bullshit right here? Did they really make J&P a band of black girls?
Get the shit right. Josie is white; have a white chick play her. How fucking hard is that? It's not like the band has no black members already (Valerie). It's not like Archie in general has no black characters. If you wanna show diversity that damn bad, include Chuck and Nancy in the show; Chuck especially since he's a good character
And I'm a black man. No, I'm not one of those white people who feel the need to state that they're black on the internet, thereby obviously giving away the fact that they're not black. I am actually a black fucking man who's disappointed about this patronizing-ass shit.
>>80956074
>The star quarterback of Riverdale High's football team, Moose becomes fast friends with Archie when he decides to join the team. What he lacks in brains he makes up for in brawls
Okay, sounds pretty good.
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
wat
>>80956869
Also Betty and Veronica "experiment" a little according to earlier reports.
"Turns out we both love tacos!"
>>80957355
Midge is a high school drop out with ten years on him and some quirky kid.
He looks good.
>>80956738
I never understood how the rest of Destiny's Child didn't see Beyonce's rise and their fall coming.
Beyonce's own father was their manager and he named the band Destny's "CHILD" not Children. Beyonce was always front and center in every promotional photo or paparazzi pic and she was off doing Crazy In Love with Jay Z and doing other singles hit as early as 3 years before their breakup.
>>80957069
Well Yeah. She isnt paper and ink, or two dimensional.
>>80956748
You do realize that every casting call has the equivalent of a "No coloreds sign", right? Each role comes annotated with the ethnicity they're looking for in the actor to play it.
>>80956141
oh fuck, this
i thought that's over the line, even for cw
>>80956798
>>80956141
>>80956234
>>80956534
>>80956798
>>80957355
Holy shit CW can these men get Abolsutely MADDER?
>>80956565
This. I thought this was a joke. And I never knew the Archie comics delved into mature things. My only exposure to them were the old comics in the 90s.
>>80954398
>>80954406
>Veronica not hot
It's like they want this show to be canceled.
>>80957176
>CW
>Not picking it up
The head of CW. President Pedowitz, saw this and literally said
https://youtu.be/e1IxOS4VzKM
>Give this woman a prime time comedy show!
>everyone in this thread
>NOT having a soft spot for milfs
bunch a fags
>>80957252
Its bullshit to hold something as arbitrary as race to be relevant to casting.
Unless the charcaters race is core to there character like Black Panther, you should be able to cast anyone and not get shit for it.
Its just a bulshit handicap to go "whites only" its like if you only casted DD cups for Sue Storm or crazy roided out guys for Liefeld characters.
>>80957704
I love my milfs, but it's still odd for a character profile to just outright say it
>>80955861
EVERYONE MUST BE PRETTY
>>80957482
that's the second DC group the ones Beyonce hired, the original band was the ones Beyonce threw under a bus and doesn't speak to anymore.
>>80957722
luke cage should have been played by the rock.
>>80956544
Well shit I actually have no problem if all the pussycats are black and they're trying to go Destiny Child with it.
Will probably be the most interesting aspect of this mess of a MILF fetish show.
>>80957675
it worked out so i guess he knows whats up.
>>80953881
Why can't they actually cast a ginger? Is it because the lighting crew and camera operators would kill themselves constantly having to fiddle with lamps and color temp depending on who's standing next to him?
>>80957550
Yeah but they rightfully toned that down.
Even if Hollywood is a bit fucked up about that.
They told the chick from Modern Family to "act more latin" even though her family has been here since the Revolution.
Skye of of AoA had to change her name and pass as a white girl to get cast.
People tell black people to. "Act blacker"
Hollywood is the special kind of racism you get when you desperately want to be seen as not racist.
>>80955372
wow she looks like a super villiness
>>80957618
The comics had a series a few years ago where the Riverdale characters celebrated a gay interracial marriage between two men.
I think that should tell how how different Archie comics is from the 90s and earlier.
>>80957862
It was an unnaturally purtian set of ussues though so archie didn't really change until the reboots.
>>80954406
>>80954398
Why is Jughead the most attractive person here
>its a reboot with an adult twist series
>>80955836
I don't mind them making Josie black
I do mind them not picking the better character Veronica who actually has more of a relationship with archie
>>80957945
fuck I meant Valerie
>>80955750
>harbors more than one dark, terrible secret.
Really? They going there?
>>80955861
Luke Perry?! What happened to you man?
>>80956025
>make smart kid asian
>>80954524
Warrior is a sports brand
>>80956818
>Cole the one who showed his dick on twitter
Is that the twin who baited tumblr?
>>80957945
They have both
>>80958172
>Is that the twin who baited tumblr?
ExzplainEven in my days in Tumblr I never understood that
>>80955861
>>80955852
>>80955824
>>80955807
>>80955771
>>80955750
Yes! We get it! It's they killed Jason Blossom and buried him in a construction site. Do they have to be so obvious?
>>80958206
I never understood it as well. I just saw the reactions and screencaps of the reactions and clickbait articles about it. I still don't get it, I just know he "tricked" them or something.
>>80956876
environmental factors, one of them is fat so his dick would obviously be less appealing
>>80955852
Hot.
>>80955771
Slut
LMAO
>>80958283
isn't the fat ine the one who showed gis dick after losing weight?
>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
what
WHAT
>>80958368
I don't know, I'm just saying that DNA doesn't guarantee the dicks are the same
Why is Melody not hotter than the rest of the cast? She's supposed to be a boner maker that drives every dude crazy just from existing
Is this a high budget porno?
>>80958400
Well it does have a gay sex montage
>>80953881
This shit looks lame as hell
Let's list what we want to see from this series. Tick them off:
>Veronica and Betty hook up in a drunken one-night stand
>Archie, Veronica and Betty have a threesome
>Kevin Keller is in a secretive gay BDSM relationship with one of the gang
>A girl has to go to hospital after she attempts to have anal sex with Moose and tears her rectrum trying to fit him in
>Cheryl masturbates with the container of her dead brother's ashes
>Hermione Lodge fucks with both Reggie and Moose
>Dilton is forced to suck cock in the school toilets by an abusive jock
>not making this a stealth Sabrina reboot
Honestly missed opportunity
>>80957675
I don't get it.
>>80958516
>Sabrina is a quiet girl at school who is secretly part of a Satanic cult that murders wildlife in their dark, orgiastic rituals in the woods surrounding Riverdale
This shit's gonna be barker than Army Dog.
>>80957675
it's the best show on on the channel
>>80958516
I thought that Sabrina was confirmed to appear at some point.
>>80958482
>Veronica and Betty hook up in a drunken one-night stand
They apparently kiss.
>Archie, Veronica and Betty have a threesome
Nah, it'd ruin the dynamic.
>Kevin Keller is in a secretive gay BDSM relationship with one of the gang
He will be in a gay relationship with one of the gang, confirmed.
>A girl has to go to hospital after she attempts to have anal sex with Moose and tears her rectrum trying to fit him in
Welp.
>Cheryl masturbates with the container of her dead brother's ashes
They're already confirmed to be implied incestuous.
>Hermione Lodge fucks with both Reggie and Moose
Likely.
>Dilton is forced to suck cock in the school toilets by an abusive jock
This is still network TV, bro.
>>80958482
>Kevin has sex with veronica/betty's father Moose their mothers.
Am I the only one looking at this whole thing and thinking it's trying way too hard
"I had never been a violent person in nature, but after building up so much hatred over the years, I realized that I wouldn’t hesitate to kill or even torture my hated enemies if I was given the opportunity."
>Archie Andrews
Probably the only soon-to-be Cw show that isn't complete trash. Fuck iZombie, flash and arrow.
>>80957844
Reminds me of when they put out a casting call for the Runaways movie that never made it off the ground, and Tumblr threw a shit fit because Nico's didn't specify an asian actress.
>>80958649
I am but I think it's going to be entertaining because of that very fact.
>>80958687
The whole thing looks like its gearing up to be a complete trainwreck.
>Archie was originally going to get a John Hughes style movie
>instead Young and the Restless, Archie edition
>>80958712
Its CW Archie.
There is no other way it could have gone
>>80955959
>Gay guy is BFFs with a girl
>>80958622
>This is still network TV, bro.
Obviously the camera work would be discreet.
>Fred Andrews and Kevin Keller meet up for a furtive gay hookup, but things go horribly wrong when Fred is identified as Archie's dad from his ID and attacks Kevin in an attempt to stay closeted. Unaware of Kevin's extreme pre-military physical fitness regime, Fred Andrews is left with permanent brain damage in the aftermath of the fight.
>>80958732
Its Twin Peaks
>>80958774
>the Lodge family hold the secrets of both the White and Black Lodges
>80958482
>Kevin Keller is in a secretive gay BDSM relationship with one of the gang
>Dilton is forced to suck cock in the school toilets by an abusive jock
Kevin & Dilton confirmed
>Jughead Jones joins a white supremacist fascist group and ends his life in a racist, misogynist serial killer rampage
>>80958774
Fuck that. They'd have to be cleverer with the introdcution to all of this and give the viewer the uninformed everyman that introduces people to all of this. Which is ssupposed to be Archie.
>>80958821
Just as long as it's not Dilton and Moose.
Those guys are just bros.
>>80958227
Jason died with them doing something foolish and they buried his body in one of Hiram Lodge construction projects.
That is why he's in prison for a crime he didn't commit.
Lodge comes to Riverdale will be the epic counterpunch to all this edgy teen drama.
He shall show them what it means to cross Hiram Lodge.
>>80959015
Alright, but if we're going the "YA thriller" route I want some Chocolate War in that miz
>>80955836
Interest completely lost
>>80958649
It is, but at the same time it makes me morbidly curious
Isn't Archie Comics circling the drain?
>>80959109
Yeah they're in a bad situation financially to say the least
>>80959109
I think there was something about financial mismanagement but they really are working to right that ship with all of these projects.
But it's a risky venture.
>>80959109
I'm honestly wondering how they survived so long in a market dominated by capes and to a lesser extent Sci Fi.
>>80957364
>no universe where Betty and Veronica admit they want each other as much as Archie
>closest we get is them experimenting on this show.
Just 1 au archie. Just one where abv are in a poly relationship because they all obviously want each other. That's all I ask
>>80954398
>>80954406
> no hat on Jughead
REEEEEEEE
>>80959293
I thought they were doing better with Afterlife with Archie/Sabrina and Life with Archie.
>>80959304
You aren't content with Reggie picking up the girl that Archie doesn't?
>>80956074
Holy shit, my sides
>>80956074
>and has a particular soft spot for milfs.
Well I can already tell that /co/ will like him.
>>80953881
honestly my first thought was "is that Pewdiepie?"
>>80958622
>>Archie, Veronica and Betty have a threesome
>Nah, it'd ruin the dynamic.
Come on man. Betty and Veronica are as hot for each other as they are for archie.
>>80959293
Probably a combination of the digests being widely available, what >>80959333 said, and Sonic
>>80959351
Reggie was pretty based in both timelines.
He's a flexible character when treated right.
>>80959416
LwA was my first real exposure to Archie, so I've never understood portraying Reggie as the bad-boy villain.
>>80959351
No. I want a universe where Betty and Veronica happens but will accept a Threeway end
>>80959516
>so I've never understood portraying Reggie as the bad-boy villain.
That's all he is good for according to waid
>>80959517
Seems like they would have to leave Riverdale or at least murder Mr. Lodge.
>>80959558
Hiram would just be happy it wasn't archie. And then get upset when both Betty and Veronica use archie as a donor
>>80959516
He's always going to be the one at odds with the group.
He's a jerk...but he's still not a bad guy, or else they wouldn't hang around with him from time to time.
And it's not like they don't give back at times.
Like in his prank wars with Jughead.
>>80959547
Waid's letter at the end of that issue was so think-headed.
>>80953881
>Archie comics announces gay character
SO SJW!
>Archie comics announces show where gay character embraces worst stereotypes for the sake of edginess
*crickets*
>>80953881
Fuck, I don't know why, but this brings to mind another ginger.
>>80959606
>Mr. Lodge sabotages a sperm bank!
or
>Mr. Lodge replaces Archie's semen with the seed of an Olympic athlete.
This series would be fun as hell.
>>80959614
Yeah Reggie is a jerking but he actually does care for his friends even if he isn't as close as the are to each other. He certainly isn't just an evil pick because that's what serves the story best
>>80959759
It's also a bone that I pick with Afterlife.
Where the first issues you get the idea that he's shellshocked...but then the second arc reveals he was incredibly despicable.
It becomes more unbelievable than the various premises if you go that way.
>>80953905
>Implying that's not based
I have to say. My only exposure to Archie until recently was that Sabrina The Teenage Witch sitcom. Salem was the funniest character on the show by the way.
>>80954406
HIPS AND TITS ON BETTY
>>80959894
Salem and Harvey are a duo that needs more love in the other mediums
>>80959801
Eh I can kinda forgive afterlife because everyone in that universe is edgier.
>>80959894
The Aunts had their moments.
>>80959517
The sexual dynamics of a Betty/Veronica relationship would be insane. Constant power struggle. Constant struggle to dom.
>>80956074
>You will never wingman Moose while the two of you hit on your friend's Mums.
>>80956246
Sooo how long before Milfhunter Moose sets his sights?
>>80960005
I know. It's be absolutely fantastic.
>>80959143
Yea that one owners wife was being quite barking insane and running everyone off and torching the place. I think she got ousted after a series of suits and now thet are in a rebuilding phase.
>>80960321
Gross, being that close to Courtney Love...
>>80959351
what
>>80960321
if only he had better taste in women.
>>80960005
>>80960088
>Only on the CW!
>>80960038
>Momfucking I cry for those who know not such joys
>>80959894
Paul Feig had a role as Sabrina's neurotic teacher in that show.
>>80959606
Hiram would be overjoyed to have Betty as another daughter. He'd scour the planet for the most primo seed to fertlize their wombs.
>>80959333
Is this shit any good? I liked the sabrina tv shows/cartoons.
>>80956074
> milfs
Holy shit lost it
>>80955852
>Redhead
Boner-inducing
>Brown eyes
Dammit
>>80956215
>Betty's mom is hotter than her
>>80960865
The Afterlife comics are horror genre and awesome. AwA did Blossom incest first.
>>80957675
Dem titties
>>80960294
Archie is also Samoan
>>80960931
Is it "first" if its the same author adapting the storyline?
>>80960868
ACTUAL QUOTE:
Archie is asked by Reggie Mantle if he “tapped any MILF ass this summer?"
>>80960930
>/arch/ becomes some bizarro inverse /tv/ of milf waifus
Yes
>>80956025
Asian twinks. My fetish.
I'd nothing else I'll be able to masturbate to the copious amounts of shirtless guys.
>>80961033
I am pretty sure Reggie is Kevin's unexpected kindred spirit. He overcompensates and is in the closet.
If not him Moose.
>>80961189
Overcompensates with epic milf fucking?
In Archie, wasn't there this really sexy redhead?
I couldn't read Archie after because Betty and Veronica became too stale.
>>80961387
Cheryl "Death to the Proletariat" Blossom?
>>80961294
Hypercharged over compensation
>>80961435
>Cheryl "Marx and my Brother can kiss my ass' Blossom?
>>80960931
Jesus storytime pls
>>80961562
Cheryl "Brother Lover" Blossom?
>>80953881
lol
I've heard only rumors...
But it's real...
My god...
It's real...
also
>Archie doesn't look average joe enough.
>Betty doesn't have a more plain fashion style
>Jughead doesn't have his hat
>Moose likes milfs. The creators even said it. Why that random detail?
Seems it may be okay, all things considered.
But Jughead must be a snarky sarcastic bastard.
A live-action Archie would only work if it's retro.
>>80964099
>Random
Have you seen this cast
>>80964099
Why would an all-around athlete with two hot girls desperate to land him look like an average joe?
>>80964457
Yeah, half this show is going to be about MILF fucking.
>>80953881
Looks a little like Shia Lebouf.
>>80964836
Shia was never a cute Eurasian sheepfucker.
