He is objectively the best written character in the show, prove me wrong.You fucking can't
>inb4 House Guest
I like it! In my opinion, guys like him have stars in his eyes!
Hey ditched a dream about being a rockstar to fuck a girl
>>80935474
he is a poor role model for steven, leaving him to the gems just about all the time. he never works, is pretty lazy on watching steven, and he is just a mode for rebecca to tear apart the shitty male role model she probably had as a kid. she is just as bad as the sexists that pick at her show.
I don't understand the Greg haters, he hasn't done a damn thing wrong yet people fucking resent him, explain why?
>>80935581
didnt he lie about being injured once so he could mutch off stevens good will?
>>80935581
he killed muh Rose.
>>80935707
>wanting to make every excuse you can to hang out with your own son
It's reprehensible but understandable.
>>80935548
>Never works
>Own car wash
>>80935581
You gotta be specific about "Greg haters". I think he looks like a bum and has a scratchy singing voice and I don't like how short he looks in his flashbacks.
Those are criticisms, but I'm not asking that he be better or different. He's fine as the flawed person he is, but he's definitely not the "best written character".
>>80935474
Unfortunately no. He's a good character, but he's on a shit show therefore he is shit as well.
>>80936171
>he's definitely not the "best written character".
How would you make him better anon?
>>80935474
thats not little butler
>>80935474
True best character =lion
>>80936171
>I don't like how short he looks in his flashbacks.
They all look short, its just because Rose is so tall.
>>80935474
>>80936910
FUCKING
>>80936910
>Im a cherry man!
>>80935707
is that the only "bad" thing he's done in the show? He is human, after all.
Man ya'll niggas need to appreciate greg from the parential aspect, his kid his literally half his wife, and constantly hangs out with space aliens who are trying to clean up earth from an invasion of hyper intelligent rock people who basically throat fucked the planet. Not only that, the original throat fuckers are now coming BACK, something that his wife was only able to stop with an army and at the cost of just about the entirety of it and theres a ticking time bomb inside the earth itself. So yeah, maybe hes a little emotionally unstable and clingy. But his son is also his wife and he knows every time they leave theres a good chance he won't ever see them again. The man has balls of steel.
>>80935474
>Small business owner
>Single handedly raised Steven since he was a baby
>Gave his house up to Steven and his friends
>Lets Steven live with 3 lesbo aliens so that he can learn about the lesbo alien part of himself
>Emotional anchor for the whole group
>Is a cherry man
He's the best charachter in the show!
>>80935474
He's like a realistic loser dad. He's not homer or peter tier which is what I like. He fucks up but he actually has some skills, isn't completely lazy, and actually cares for his son.
>>80935548
>pretty lazy on watching steven
Steven's 14, not a toddler. He doesn't need to be watched at all times.
>>80942992
Is it really loser tier? Seems more like he just prefers to live off the grid and a simple humble life rather than be caught up in 9 to 5 bullshit.
>>80935474
He's Sugar's favorite, of course he would be.
>>80935474
I'm gonna have to question your objectivity.
>>80935474
He's a shit.
>runs a successful car wash
>in a town where everything is within walking distance
he's a hero is what he is
>>80943547
He's a loser like in a tradition sense
>>80945624
He's a loser in every sense of the word.
>>80935548
>Pretty lazy on watching Steven
Are you retarded? He took care of Steven as a child until he was old enough to learn his Gem Powers.
People are just jealous because he fucked an alien and they didn't
>>80946435
You don't know me.
>>80946572
you did not fuck an alien, faggot
>>80947252
She was not from this side of the fence.
>>80936076
I just realized that is Treetrunks.
>>80947542
Fucking a mexican is not the same as fucking a gem. Even if all of them are as fat as Rose.
>>80936715
No, Greg's proportions are all screwed up in the flashbacks to make him look young. His head is the size of his torso.
>>80947624
Still an alien
>>80947624
>>80947624
Are you an amerifat? The only mexicans I know are pretty thin.
>>80935544
correction, to fuck a giant alien woman. A guy with an amazon fetish and a fixation for space has gotta have his priorities
Greg harem prequel when
>>80935707
>mooch
He pays for the house
He pays for the treats
He pays for the food
>>80949736
Most of the ones I know have shitty height:weight ratio since they're usually about a head shorter.
>>80945608
There's a fair amount of traffic through Beach City. Not every customer has to be a local.
>>80945608
There are outsiders who visit.
>>80949736
Have you seen a Mexican since 1920, gram? There are plenty of fat Mexicans. Fuckers can't put their soda down for more than a few minutes, of course there are tubbos there.
>>80952545
Greg paying for things is only headcannon/fan theories along the lines of "How do the bears in WBBs get their money?".
>>80952651
The crew confirmed that Greg pays for everything ages ago. The gems don't have jobs so where else would they get the money?
>>80935474
whats the deal about bald mature men in cartoon network? finn's dad and greg.. is this the begin of a trend?
btw, steven and finn also get bald when adult
>>80952671
I just assumed cartoon logic.
>>80952679
>whats the deal about bald mature men in cartoon network?
IN GENERAL, baldness is associated with maturity, because you go bald when you grow up.
You also become wrinkly. If you're a woman you undergo osteoporosis. In most cases, you die.
Would you like any more knowledge about the human lifespan? I am a wealth of information.
>>80952651
McBurnett has said he does
https://archive.is/FnqqP
>>80947793
>happy
he looks like he's taking a shit
>>80952651
Well, where would the Gems get money? Sure, okay, Amethyst would probably knock over a bank, but Pearl wouldn't let her - but they do have money. Does the government perhaps pay them a stipend or something?
"..You know what? How about you just stick around this town, keep on doing what you do and... you know... avoid contact with the population? And we'll um... compensate you for your expenses..."
"Do whatever you feel you need to do."
"...Um..."
"We will."
>>80952697
I know baldness is associated with maturity, but greg looks young, and doesnt have a single white hair
when was the last time we had a mature men with full hair in CN? not counting side characters like in regular show
>>80952684
It's not that kind of cartoon.
>>80952697
>you go bald when you grow up.
Unless you're Saitama.
>>80952716
Out of his butt, for a change.
>>80945723
he got his waifu anon. and fucked hr right in the holopussy.
can you say the same?
>>80952721
>greg looks young, and doesnt have a single white hair
He might be no older than 40.
Meanwhile, my granddad was pretty bald in his twenties. Thank god I take after my other granddad in this regard.
>>80952717
I assumed that there was ancient treaties that gave the Gems gold every year and were still followed by all the countries of the world. Ancient noble families, religious traditions, folk stories, all lending Gems a political legacy and place within human society.
...I might have put more thought into this than the Crewniverse did. They just say Greg pays for everything.
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>>80952749
master race bro
yeah, I got lucky too
my dad, both granddads and uncles have full hair
my co-worker was really bald in his 20's too, thats pretty sad
>>80952765
That sort of thing would add up to tremendous fortune over a few years. A small stipend would be more than enough to cover Steven's expenses.
...Yeah, Greg pays for everything.
>>80952679
Greg's is supposed to be a joke, considering he was a rocker with long hair. It's to show he's not as cool as he used to be.
>>80954443
that is a good explanation
never thought about it this way
he may be an established character but the balding makes him look like homer
