>movie based on a 90's fad
>Whip & Nae Nae jokes
>twerking
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>80921676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDnRVKPjj8k
>>80921676
Anything that has twerking deserves no respect.
And no, I'm not a grandpa. If you want to perform a dance showcasing your body for sexual, AT LEAST PUT SOME SOPHISTICATION AND EFFORT INTO IT, and not just devolve into a chimpanzee.
>>80921944
>a dance showcasing your body for sexual, AT LEAST PUT SOME SOPHISTICATION AND EFFORT INTO IT
Okay. Give us an example. What is your sophisticated sexy dance that people should do instead?
>>80922058
Tango.
>>80922058
Belly dancing, tango, lambada.
>>80922082
So, you want everyone to do the tango when dancing to "insert dance song here"? That's highly unreasonable. Besides, twerking isn't new, it just has a name now.
>>80922082
>>80922093
I'm assuming one of you two is this guy.
>things in the teaser trailer are things that will be in the movie
Yeah, remember when DJ Khaled was in the Peanuts movie?
The movie's gonna be hot garbage, make no mistake, but judge it on its actual demerits and not things in the teaser trailer
>>80922150
I actually really like DJ Khaled.
>>80921682
I actually like these troll designs way more than the ones used for the actual toys. They're so cute and colorful and creative and other C words.
>>80922180
I wasn't slighting DJ Khaled, I just know that trailers use music that usually isn't anywhere in the actual movie at all
>>80922150
I thought you meant they Peanuts-ized DJ Khaled and put his character in the trailer, fortunately it's just a few seconds of music
Making your characters dance to the hottest dance memes of 2015 is a slightly different caliber though
>>80922125
That's not tango.
>>80922125
>fedora meme
>any sort of argument ever
Like being called racist, it means nothing. Get a real position on something rather than some lazy name calling.
>>80921944
This, fucking degenerates of society today... I can't stand them.
like the design and the overall feel but nigger "culture" have to go ...
>>80923072
but anon twerking is the height of cultural sophistication and effort, show some respect to haha who the fuck am I kidding when you're highest cultural achievement is a rap group who's known for a song called "fuck the police" there's something wrong
>it can't be actual twerking, it's just dancing with bouncing up and down
>NOPE
>it's twerking
>it's actual rapid ass-clapping twerking
>>80923072
>Nigger culture
>Rock music
>Rap music
>most modern dance styles
>clothing
>The president
So you mean, American culture? Gotcha. America has got to go. What are you a fucking terrorist? Go suck Achmed's asshole you prick.
>A movie called Trolls in this day and age.
Couldn't they have at least made Shrek 5 and base it around PG-rated versions of the copypastas?
>>80921676
>>80921682
Jesus christ I hope the actual movie isn't saturated with cringy "hey kids we're cool too!" pop culture references. It looks like a shit movie anyway but that's just a bad idea
Watching nerds freak the fuck out about black people is so funny to me
>A movie about those Troll toys
>In the year 2016
That's fucking stupid, Hollywood is gay.
>>80921676
Why does this company not even seem to want to try and be a consistently good company?
>>80921676
It's amazing how much DreamWorks goes between producing lovingly crafted films and just mass producing movies that'll probably be dated in about 5 years.
>>80923730
Twerking is older than you. You just think it's new because white people jumped on it only a few years ago.
>>80921682
>>80923944
They're not black people they are Trolls stop being so racist
>>80923730
>>clothing
Beg pardon
>>80923730
What's with /co/ and reddit tier post?
WE
>>80925213
ONCE TOLD ME
>>80924191
>It's amazing how much DreamWorks goes between producing lovingly crafted films and just mass producing movies that'll probably be dated in about 5 months
>>80925213
>HOLY LAWDY THAT WHITE LADYS BE TRYING TO RAPE EM KIDS
>You can't stop me I have a dog
>AWWW SHIIEEET
Is hollywood... okay? I'm starting to get genuinely worried. Usually there's a few turds in an otherwise alright line up of releases, but it's starting to become apparent that major studios have absolutely no idea what they're doing.
Out of touch gags based on memes that are dead. Song remixes of old music in a formulated attempt to get both old and young to watch. Hell Paramount straight up dropped the little prince.
Are we experiencing the collapse of the industry?
>>80921944
>sexual
>sophistication
pick one
>>80925864
Don't worry, Sausage Party will save the industry
>>80925393
>>80921944
twerking actually requires skill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61TmCuZCFI is one of the better examples but still not high tier
its just that people usually dont know what the fuck they're doing
>>80926212
I'm sure juggling dildos also takes skill but it doesn't mean anyone should do it
>>80926267
if its fun for you then sure why not
especially cool if its something that you learned to do
so juggle as many dildos as you please
>>80926466
And why stop there? Let's make it a fad. Let's call it something stupid like dilduggling. Let's get dilduggling in the dictionary. Let's make it part of western culture.
man this hillary clinton levels of trying to be "HIP AND COOL"
>>80926525
>tfw dildo juggling will never be a fad
I don't even know anyone who can juggle.
>>80921676
>Whip & Nae Nae
that shit is one of the most annoying things to ever come to existence in recent times.
the music kids listen to these days are so fucking shit.
it sucks being the old fart at my work and hearing the younger kids spew out dumb memes and dance to annoying music like this.
>>80926212
That's the gayest shit I've ever seen
>>80925150
its not just /co/, every board has been pretty much taken over by reddit posters.
like in /v/. people practically lynched anyone who posts something linking to reddit.
now its pretty much accepted. fucking stupid if you ask me.
The Gjol Trolls where celebrating the 100th birthday of the creator recently, so I guess there's that. Still not that good of a reason to make a movie though.
>>80926525
you know everything ever has been called stupid right?
guitars, flight, the free body movement, labor laws, fucking picasso himself
culture changes so who the fuck knows
>>80926659
be the first anon, i believe in you
>>80921682
>>80926859
Yes anon. Rapidly jiggling that fat around your asshole is the same as guitars and labor laws. Hurp de fucking durr.
>>80926859
>this guy actually thinks twerking will made a mark on history
>>80926903
i dont im just saying it's not easy
and objectively things done that are not easy are pretty cool
>>80926212
What the fuck did I just click on?
>>80923730
>rock music
ok yeah that's a given
>rap music
hasn't been good since the 98
>modern dance styles
dancing is stupid
>clothing
doesn't matter
>the president
who cares every president has been shit since the 1980s
>>80926765
maybe because
*gasp*
people are starting to realize that blind hatred of reddit is just a meme amongst oldfags
>>80927328
t. Reddit crossposter
And dreamworks wonders why they are in financial trouble
For every moderate hit they make 2 complete bombs
Twerking is an art form
That whip nae nae song is trash though
>>80923987
Hollywood will make films about anything recognizable to people who grew up in the 70s or 80s.
>>80926537
>hillary clinton
>not mitt romney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4
