Hey /co/, wanna hear a joke?
>>80902289
NO!
Sure.
Shoot your joke!
>>80902324
>>80902334
>>80902435
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
Pregnant
>>80902502
What's a nigger?
>>80902502
I dunno, why?
>>80902502
You got me.
>>80902581
>>80902607
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!
>>80902648
Get off the fucking stage.
>>80902648
Worth a chuckle but you food joke last thread was better.
>>80902648
But that's FRONX you fucking retard!
>>80902648
But what's a nigger though?
>>80902289
My ex-wife still misses me...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
>>80902648
That was mildly amusing.
However, you posted heretical materials, so you shall be purged.
Praise the Emprah.
>>80903096
There should be a reverse of that for bad things.
>>80902648
7/10, I laughed like an idiot
>>80902648
>tfw you're a nigger
>tfw no job or phone or license
>tfw also a manlet
..At least I still have my disproportionately large penis, right /co/? Surely I can still make it?
>>80902648
Gave me a giggle. Well played.
>>80903294
>>tfw you're a nigger
>>tfw no job or phone or license
Don't worry you'll be fi-
>manlet
I'm so sorry.
>>80902648
10/10
>>80902648
>>80902502
>>80902289
That doesn't even make sense you fox sonofabitch
>>80903131
There is.
>>80906099
lostmyboner.gif
>>80903294
Kanye West was a manlet nigger, and he's pretty well-off
>>80902502
There are no black people in Zootopia. Hell, foxes are seen as blacks. Joke doesn't make sense.
>>80902648
kek
>>80903294
Hey, man. Some chicks like manlets. The well endowment will get you somewhere.
>>80906099
You're doing God's work, anon.
Here is /pol/ joke and reactions.
>>80902648
Judy didn't like that one
>>80906099
You might want to slow down those last few frames so the disappointment lasts longer.
lets get back to things that matterVulpes and Lagomorphs living together
TRY EVERYTHING
>>80909534MASS HYSTERIA
>>80909574
someone edit the sign to sayI want to fuck the rabbit
>>80909534
>Their deep love will never be cannon
>>80909587
would love to try hot furry yiffs with nick
>>80908639
>My feels
Damn you, worst Korea.
>>80909672
He's spoken for, though
I want totenderly loveFinnick
I asked this question around the time the movie came out this US, and I'm asking it again now that it has had some time to stew in our minds.
Is it better than the Lion King?
>>80909871
I want tocuddleFinnick
>>80909647
I second this
>>80909912
You are going to have a lot of mixed opinions.
For me yes. It is better than Lion King.
What if...
>>80903294
>disproportionately large
>on a manlet
>proportions
so... just slightly below human average then?
i want nick to sit on my face
>>80908697
>was
Did something happen to him?
>>80902289
Just like in the movie, we're all going to be stuck here for hours. Thanks OP.
>>80910098
Are you the same guy in EVERY THREAD?
Like, every one?
What does Nick's underwear smell like?
>>80910098
same desu
>>80910125
He grew out of worrying about shit that don't matter.
That, and he wore bigger shoes.
>>80910131
Better than working at Winn-Dixie and seeing a half-naked 6'4 drag queen 20 minutes before closing.
>>80910027
Wait a second, I know that cat in the painting in the background. Argh.. ARGH, who is that? Its an anthropomorphic detective comic.
And I think the weasel is a reference too but I'm not sure if its from the same one.
Not to get off topic, but I would pay money to see this scene drawn or animated or something
http://pastebin.com/w4Rhwch0
>We will never see Nick return home to his mom after years of silence
>She will never breakdown on his shoulder, knowing her little Nick is finally making something of himself and isn't just a two-bit confox
>He's a respectable man, doing good for the city
Oh god damnit. I want a miniseries, or a comicbook or a drawfag or something
>>80909672
Look up Bad Dragon's Neon Savannah, they have one. Judy too.
>>80910052
I'm just over 5'9" but I doubt I'm even 140 lbs, just really really skinny.
I grew up but I didn't grow 'out'.That said, I can get up...about 7 to 8.
>>80910221Tide
>>80906099
optimism: gone.
>>80910320
I think we're getting a graphic novel or something which supposedly has a prequel bit in it.
>>80910221Like his sexy musk.
Imagine if zootopia had come out, with the same script, in the late 1980's.
>Disney Afternoon Zootopia
>Between Ducktales and Tail Spin
>65 episodes of anthropomorphic police procedural.
>>80909912
It's like this:
Lion King is basically Hamlet, one of the greatest plays ever written, produced during the height of Disney's 2nd golden age. But, it was made for children, so scary didn't have to be *too* scary. And there needed to be songs.
This is-
It's an amazing police movie. It's being produced during the modern golden age of animation, where things can be for adults, and nothing needs to be dumbed down. It's more *realistic* than Lion King. Despite both being about governmental coups.
What would you think if the sequel forced on other characters ? Like honey , fennek, or belleweather in prison ?
> nick and Judy have a cameo and it's Implied they are together
does nick have judy marked
>>80910302
Search Blacksad on Google, you will find it.
>>80910302
Blacksad
Cute?
>>80902648
You do realize your shitty joke goes against the entire point and message of the movie? Fucking asshole.
>>80910465
>>80910468
Thanks bros! Found it right away.
>>80910221Like farts and fox musk.
>>80910416
I wonder how far back they'll go with Nick. Judy's life seems kind of humdrum till she reaches the academy. Nick, meanwhile has seen some shit.
>>80910452
It would also be 2D (inferior) and have terrible singing bits so
>>80910539
He means niggers, not all blacks. Just ghetto blacks who don't work
>>80902648
> racism
this triggers the nick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfwxPSDhfMY
>bellwhether's voice actor has fluffy hair too
>>80910458
Honestly I wouldn't be all that into it. That's not to say I don't want to see those characters at all - far from it - just that I want more of Nick and Judy solving all the crimes.
>>80910637
also
>is it weird that I think the fox is...handsome?
Any decent camrips yet?
good morning, thread!
>>80910452
>anthropomorphic police procedural.
They called that one 'Bonkers'
It didn't do so well.
>>80910539
>your shitty joke goes against the entire point and message of the movie
No it doesn't, nigger.
>>80910221
>>80910443
>"Hey Fin You look glum, what's up chum... heh..."
>"No, seriously, what's up man?"
>"That's for me? A gift? What's wrong with you, when did you suddenly get so generous?"
>"I know we haven't hung out in awhile, and I promise, when I get a day off from the beat, we'll kick like we used to hah!"
>"No hustling though, wouldn't want to lose my job"
>"Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss those days a little, but what I'm doing now feels better than $200 a day."
>"I- I miss you too? You okay there Fin? You look a little flush"
>"I mean, yeah man, I love you too! You and me, we're brothers, you know that?"
>"What's wrong?"
>"...Ohhh.."
>"That kind of love."
>I- I'm sorry man. There's this girl and...and you know I can't love you the way you love me"
>"But you're still my brother, okay?"
>"We'll hang out soon"
>"It'll be just like old times"
Reminder : Redwall novels in Zootopia would likely be banned as racist literature
>>80910744
Th- that-!
Well fuck, you got me. I didn't even think about Bonkers. It was "heavily inspired" by Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but despite being Disney produced, they couldn't even get Mickey Mouse to appear in one episode.
>>80910637
>>80910680
>>is it weird that I think the fox is...handsome?
>Bellwether has a secret crush on Nick but she's just so tsundere that she tried to have Nick kill Judy so she could be with him
It makes so much sense now.
I saw some zootopia merch in Target
and wtf, Nick doesn't own a convertible in the movie
>>80910637
Holy shit, how did I not recognize who she was before!
>>80910615
Don't call 2d inferior just because it is so limited. There's equal value in hand-drawn 2d and hand-coded 3d. It's only now that the art form is being fully realized.
>>80910915
close enough
>>80910458
> belleweather in prison
I want to see this
> "...your locked in here with me!"
> a polar bear prisoner picks her up by the head floor and stuffs her in its mouth
>>80910590
>>80910443
>>80910221
>that part in the movie where Finnick stuffed his nose up Nick's underwear balls bulge
I thought it was pretty risqué
>>80910999
Did I have a stroke and miss this part of the movie?
>>80910815
Also because they were violent as fuck for a kids series
I specificity remember one villain taking a crossbow to face
>>80911056
It's kind of a thing in these threads to make up some lewd scene and claim it was part of the movie. I have gotten confused more than once
>>80910979
if anyone feels like tidying it up, go ahead.
>>80911126
if you have the original video file it comes from I can motion track it, cbf on a gif though.
>>80911056
no, he did.
>>80911098
i want to hug that nick
judy is such a great supporting character for nick.
Why did the sheep call the police?
She had been fleeced
>>80911192
I WANNA BEAT THESE CHILDREN
ESPECIALLY THE ZEBRA
BUT ESPECIALLY THE BEAVER
>>80910372
Heh. 6'1 350 and I've got your length plus gurth
>>80910873
>Bellwether knew that Nick was touching her wool
>She was probably biting her lip to hold back a moan
>>80911175
i don't, but if someone does, help him out.
Why wasn't Nick freaking out that only predators were turning savage? He wasn't concerned at all for himself or Judy?
>>80911420
I think he was freaking out inside but chose to hide it from judy.
>>80911420
Rule One : Never let them see it get to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLKQt0x1wWg
definitely the best character playlist.
Also: fun fact, tevin campbell was the voice of "powerline" in a goofy movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATsmMBptA08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eWGeOxlqeY
Why would Judy, who is completely for the force and law go to a criminal boss to extract information from the weasel? It's not like anyone from the station rattled her faith in the institution of law enforcement, so shouldn't she have reservations to going against the law however noble the intentions were?
>>80911610
lol
How did Bane know the existence and exact location of Batman's secret armory, especially considering Samuel Jackson said it was completely off the books?
>>80911734
>>80911640
Because she's a dumb bunny.
>>80911734
Blame bellwether
>>80911610
>>80911638
finnick's is better.
>>80911640
Because she'd resigned and needed him to talk quickly. She didn't have a badge anymore.
>>80911866
comedy gold!
reminds me of this thread on /int/ a few days ago
>>80911776
>Banewether?
>>80911866
TOP KEK
>>80911640
It's odd everyone has these little holes to pick apart in the story (that have easy answers) yet nobody ever goes with the big one, where the police came from at the end to get bellwether, if they knew bellwether was behind it all, then why did judy act so weird when they met at the museum.
>>80908710
Seriously you raise an important issue-- how big of a problem is overpopulation in Zootopia, since predators don't eat prey? Rabbits don't seem to give a shit about birth control if Judy's parents have almost 300 kids.
>>80911969
oh wait I just realized it was so they could get the confession out of her.
I'm dumb.
>>80911192
the real villains
>>80911420
>>80911505
>>80911564
Given how he hates to be seen as a predator, and his apparent vegetarianism, I wonder if Nick is secretly kind of ashamed or upset about his heritage. That's something I'd love to see explored.
>>80912022
>tfw Judy's parents are Catholic
>>80912121
he obviously is, he hates being stereotyped as shady because he's a fox remember?
So I just took my little sis to go see this today (eurofag). I thought the underlying message was particularly relevant in this day and age.
will it age well though? any /pol/fags calling this liberal propaganda or some shit?
>>80902648
gave me a chuckle
>>80912126
Out in the country? Protestant is much more likely
>>80912121
>>80911784
Dat's adarabull!
>>80911192
I wonder if that haunted any of the kids. We saw the zebra kid give Nick double low-fives, like they were buddies. That hippo kid is also too cute to hate. Beaver kid does need to be thrown feet first into a wood chipper, though.
>>80911638
Like another anon said, they kinda missed a good joke by not having it comprised entirely of eurobeat stuff. That or some sweet 80's synth and/or Kenny Loggins.
>>80912157
If anything it's anti-liberal
Belleweather had a very swj agenda
>>80912215
You think any of the kids saw, all those years later, something in the news about "Nicholas P. Wilde, first fox police officer" and had their entire week ruined by guilt?
>>80911866
Thanks Byron
>>80911257
>the TF fetish fags have arrived
Fuck.
>>80912215
It was probably the Beaver kid's plan in the first place, but who can really say for sure.
i hate furries
>>80912250
I probably should have said leftwing in general, but yeah you're right about that. don't go too far for your agenda etc.
>>80912157
Bellwether is /pol/
>>80911784
cuute
>>80911969
>>80912069
>Shillwether calls the police right as Nick "attacks" Judy
>Tells them exactly where and when Nick is going savage
Even if she'd suceeded and actually managed to hit him with the nighthowler, wouldn't it have been a bit suspicious to the police that Bellwether knew exactly where and when Nick went savage inside of a closed museum? No matter how it went, she really didn't think this through.
>>80912126
>>80912182
I need a Monty Python edit of the Hopps family sinbging "Every Sperm is Sacred."
>>80912293
little shit seemed to be the ringleader for sure
>>80912022
Most of the rabbits seem to be countryfolk and farm a ton of crops. They have to, or else they'd starve to death very quickly. With so many working hands, they'd have a lot of surplus to sell elsewhere. Thus the city thrives.
The real problems will start when bunnies start immigrating to Zootopia proper and taking up jobs.
![life-kc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZnF3IXR.jpg "life-kc[1].jpg")
>>80912247
no I think it being entirely "slow jams" works fine.
babybabybabybabybabybabybabyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw
>>80912157
The actual message "Try and be understanding and acknowledge your prejudices" will last.
The message that people are trying to take away as "SEE, THE OTHER SIDE IS FULL OF HATEFUL SMALL MINDED PEOPLE WHO WANT TO RULE THE WORLD WITH FEAR" will hopefully die out.
>>80911868
>rocker pose
>playlist is full of nigger music
nah
Hey /co/
Take this.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B121F8-f9I-OaGxsOTVMcUo1Ylk/view
I want to fuck that rabbit,
Anon
>>80912329
I wish I had a car of this type. I'd kill to go back in time and get a Duesenberg Model J.
>>80902289
just finished watching it. I thought it was really weak; nothing really funny. Just linear and small.also, she was kinda right. They didn't know what were affecting carnivores. She was right to inform people of the danger
![big-omg_jjba_5579[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/csLWka7.png "big-omg_jjba_5579[1].png")
>>80912359
>jojo bellwether
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
>>80912329
>Dawn "Wooldolf Hitler" Bellwether
>Dawn "White as snow supremacist" Bellwether
>>80911784
Someone should edit her dream and replace it with a Nazi rally.
>>80912474
COWS!
WAMOOSE!
ELKSEDISI!
AWAKEN MY MASTODONS
>>80912277
God I hope so.
It'd be cool to have someone draw or write something up about Nick and Judy having to respond to a domestic disturbance only to find the beaver kid beating his spouse due to low dose nighthowler poisoning, and N&J to have to beat him into submission with batons andmuzzle him.
>>80912442
That is a lot of poor judgement in just one post.
>>80912215
I would love it if some writefag wrote something about the kids finding nick in the police station and apologizing for doing that to him.
>>80912399
you are a good person
i wish i could draw nick
>DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT CLEAR MY FATHER-FUCKING AFTERNOON, SMELLWEATHER?!
>I d-didn-
>LOUDER!
>I didn't!
>THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING SAY SO?!
>>80912442
No, she made baseless conjecture off the offhand statement of a doctor who she ease dropped on, who had been unable to find the cause of the madness and escalated the tension in the city by not thinking about what exactly she was saying.
Shit gave her opinion and said opinion basically acted like gasoline on a campfire.
Bellwether was probably mentally orgrasming during that conference because she didn't even have to COUCH Judy to say what she needed
>>80912534
>Nick visits the beaver in his cell after he's come down
>Well, you know what they say. Living well is the best revenge.
>Something something scout's honor.
>>80912611
>IF YOU SABOTAGE MY PERSONAL LIFE, I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG
>>80912399
1:18
>>80912441
Zonkpunch?
>>80912399
I had already downloaded it awhile back but nonetheless , you are doing gods work
>>80911192
>>80911267
>>80912215
>>80912277
>>80912293
>>80912568
>Nick and Judy grow closer
>Eventually Nick opens up to her about the whole scout incident in greater detail
>Judy is fucking pissed
>Does some digging
>Makes some calls to Mr. Big and his associates
>The next week on the news, 5 seemingly random herbivores all around the same age go missing
>>80912611
I love everything about this picture. Someone should seriously tweet this to JK Simmons
>>80912824
>>80912399
Thank you
>>80911919
Link to archived thread?
![tumblr_o2xr3tUpzs1teftymo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kYcxzJA.jpg "tumblr_o2xr3tUpzs1teftymo1_500[1].jpg")
>>80912763
y'all idiots forget about what gideon's arc was supposed to represent?
>>80912824
>>80912847
ITTY BITTY RABBITITTIES
>>80912763
>Beaver kid is the "cool kid" who everyone sucks up to to be part of the cool kids
>They only helped to muzzle nick because of peer pressure
Oh my god i just realized this now
>>80912866
I want that mug, I suppose I could always make one myself but the gap between "dad" and "world's greatest" are actually much bigger in the movie version than on actual world's greatest dad mugs.
Anyone have that one comic where a sloth is the minister?
>>80912941
Disney should make them
>>80912996
It took me three times watching Zootopia to admit how depressed I am a girl like Judy Hoppswho would like me for who I amdoesn't exists.
How do you guys cope? I don't want to fall down the sick hole of gross shipping, fetishes and poorly written green text fanfics.
>>80902648
>>80913058
why do they call it zootopia when it doesnt take place on a zoo?
>>80913058
Lawdy.
CANCER
>>80909912
Depends what you mean by "better"
I'd rather watch this 100 times than watch Lion King 100 times.
>>80913074
If you want to, you can get a bunny and name it judy
>>80913150
Don't fuck it tho. That's rule one.
>>80913058
>Holy shit really? Fucking REALLY?
>Can we tie this up sometime before the next CENTURY?
>Every second this fox's carrot isn't in my rabbit hole is a second closer to your death.
>>80913058
>>80912897
The Anti-Nick?
Did she ever make it to the stars?
>>80912653
>baseless conjecture off the offhand statement of a doctor
it's not baseless if it's the fucking doctor that was researching it saying there was a biological component, plus it was only taking the carnivores. It could be anything causing it, even some kind of virus you can catch out of nowhere. There was reason for danger. I'm not saying every action they took with that information was right. But people had the right to be informed.
Why is this allowed?
Somebody explain
>>80913348
The mod's let the one Zootopia thread stay up as the designated area
Did anyone notice that the backdrop for the bridge scene was actually the abandoned factory (that would have been Nick's amusement park) from the original concept art?
Wish I had a picture to draw comparisons.
>Judy is the fucking godmother of the granddaughter of Mr. Big; One of the biggest and most feared mafia bosses in Tundra Town
>Judy can have anyone iced at any given moment and Mr. Big will be all for it
>>80913074
>tfw no Judy gf or Nick bf
>tfw I'll never find a sweetheart because humans are gross but cartoon animals are cute and sexy
>>80913390
Yeah, it's pretty much a general, but just not being called one because calling it a general will trigger all of the oldfags and janitors will delete the thread in minutes.
>>80913058
Fixed
>>80912288
All I'm saying is that if you don't want Bellwether to transform you into a sheep, you're not a real Bellwether fan
>It actually exist
![1456761481020[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YSi248c.png "1456761481020[1].png")
>>80912611
What movie is that from?
>>80913695
Whiplash.
>>80913695
Whiplash. JK Simmons got his Oscar for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMPiCxJ2Kyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4IBGL_RphA
He was a terrifying motherfucker in it. Easily earned the Best Supporting Actor that year. Nobody else came close to him.
>>80913695
Whiplash,this movie will ask you as question "How far are you willing to go to achieve your dreams?" and "Are you ready to kill yourself for them?"
>>80913720
>>80913695
yeah watch it now, it's entertaining.
For the anon who requested it. Still wish I could find the original background-less version of this animation though (assuming it exists).
>>80913347
>it's not baseless if it's the fucking doctor that was researching it saying there was a biological component, plus it was only taking the carnivores
Relisten to her conversation with Lionfart. She was expressing an OPINION based on the fact that she had no leads. In that because she was stumped she had no idea what the cause was, she was likely going to explore possible correlation that might help her find the cause.
As someone with a bit of medical background, a single fucking Doctor's opinion isn't the be all end all and should not be used as testimony for define whatever sickness was occurring.
The correct answer to the question "Is there any way the victims are related?" would have been "At the time, no but we are working to find a thread to tie it together"
But Judy in her unthinking bias who could literally on some core level actually believe "Yeah, Predators can totally revert to being savage monsters with no outside influence" decided to point out "Oh, it's only predators going crazy" because she didn't think that kind of information could cause the flashfire effect it did
Knowing that only predators were being affected only escalated the conflict.
>>80913287
We can only hope she wasn't roped into the Sheepspiracy.
>>80913189
>>80913287
I hope so. She was cute as fuck.Cuter than this piece of shit.
>>80913524
Mr. Big is the Wilson fucking Fisk of Zootopia. With Judy at his side he's practically invincible now.
>>80913656
holy fuck, saved
We have invaded /pol/ or something
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/68087969#bottom
>>80912399
Thanks bud
>>80913947
It's very sad how Mr. Bigs fall is going to be.
Since he has Judy as his grandchild's godmother. His grandchild will obviously get the idea into their head "I'm going to be the first mouse police officer outside of Little Rodentia."
It literally writes itself
>>80913784
I love how Judy goes ahead and plays ball with this. Like she doesn't even tell Nick to fuck off.
>>80912981
sauce? is it new or something
>>80914042
Dunno if it counts.
>>80912399
why is it called zootropolis when it takes place on zootopia?
I want to smell nicks musk
>>80914042
Nah, they have mouse cops outside of Little Rodentia. One was in the big movie poster. You just don't see them because we aren't concerned with the affairs of rodents outside of Mr. Big's wedding party.
Guys help.
I just saw this movie tonight for the 4th time and it felt like visiting old friends. Every moment I'm aware that I'm not living in Zootopia has become a black pit of despair.
What the fuuuuck is with me why do I want to be Nick Wilde's friend so badly he's not even real stop the train.
>>80913074
Either change as a person and maybe find someone (but still be living a lie)
Or be yourself and possibly die alone.
There's no way out for people like us, Anon, only bad and worse ends.
>>80914171
Copyright reasons in different countries.
>>80913985
>we
No. Popular things always make it to all boards. Especially prevalent in shitpost heavy locations like /pol/, /v/, and /a/.
>>80914168
No, what I meant was the grandkid's gonna wanna be more that just "Rodent Only" cop.
He's gonna want to be a "Arrest a Weasel who is the size of giant monster" cop
Or even an "arrest an elephant" cop
>>80914171
European's have it named Zootropolis as their is a Zoo named Zootopia in Belgium, and under EU law Disney can't use the name.
>>80913816
it's based on observation; it was only taking carnivores, so there is something biological going on. She had no leads on how to cure it and on what was causing it, but the biological component is very clear.
>Predators can totally revert to being savage monsters with no outside influence
>with no outside influence
she didn't say that.
>Knowing that only predators were being affected only escalated the conflict.
people have the right to know. What conclusions they take shouldn't affect that right.
>>80914042
1) Mr. Big is a shrew, not a mouse.
2) I figure it's more likely he'll get soft as a grandpa and start going pure legit to keep her safe.
>>80914131
Patreon still from a new flash Zonk's working on. Not sure if I can link the image and video here. Seems like Jannies don't like Zonk or something.
>>80914219
Well, that's even if they can make it through the academy.
>>80914131
>that rena animation
My dick still hasn't recovered.
if anyone even wants it, here is what i got from 7 minutes in paint
>>80914280
>Those heart eyesI always shipped Guil with Rena, so it's always nice to see the two of them together in something.
>>80914244
She did, though. She said that the issue seemed to be biological despite having literally zero evidence to support that conclusion.
>>80914275
>Fox News
Now that's just below the belt.
>>80914256
Then kaslav moves in.
