kek
>>80891904
These are not what I would describe as Clark Kent clothes.
>>80891904
He's in Times Square though. They're so many people running around it's hard to focus on just some random person
still doesn't top this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0D8V0dCbf8
>>80891950
He is just Henry Cavill.
It's all different situation if you plant Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Jeniffer Lawrence, Tom Brady or even Stephen Curry smack dab in the middle of Times Square
>>80891950
THE PERFECT DISGUISE
I MEAN WHY WOULD SUPERMAN WALK AROUND IN A SUPERMAN T-SHIRT
I don't think I would recognize him on the street honestly.
>>80891950
pls do the t shirt morrison or pak stories, cause this looks great.
>>80891950
>People of Times Square don't even recognize the guy on the ad behind them
What will DC do?
>>80892134
yeah I'm really bad at that, I've been out and passed athletes and famous actors before without noticing them and only knew it because one of my friends was like HOLY SHIT THAT'S ____
That's fucking stupid.
It's the middle of Times Square where people aren't concerned enough to stop and look at some random stranger or notice most other things. That and there are nuts who dress up all the time and people have learned to just ignore them and keep walking at this point.
>>80892134
Not if we didn't make direct eye contact, probably not.
>>80892134
I'd just assume that he's a person who looks like Henry cavill
>>80891950
I think that blue Muppet just noticed
>looking at people in Times Square
>looking at people in NYC at all
>not blindly marching forward gaze focused on your smart phone
>>80892266
Ergo, Clark is the perfect disguise.
So? No one recognizes me on the street and I'm Wonder Woman.
>>80891904
Well he (and arguably Superman himself) is good looking but in the generic way.
Tom Cruise for instance has a more unique face
Why didn't they recogmize him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7BwIyNN9rs
>>80891950
Shit, now I want them to use Supes' T-shirt and jeans look down the line, short hair likely.
>>80891987
this. It's not that surprising, really.
>>80891904
>Clark Kent is such a shit desguise for Supes, guys
>Why can't anyone recognize that Clark is Supes
>tfw we live in the DC universe
That's perfect though.
You're not suppose to recognize Clark as Superman
I'd look down at the ground if I saw a man like that on the street
>>80892700
That's true
he's giving a school shooter-like gaze
>>80892071
You would be wrong. Tom Cruise once posed as a UPS deliveryman in no make up for a full day and no one recognized him. People don't expect to see celebrities in normal clothes doing normal things, so they can get over looked easily.
>>80891950
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK, I LIVE NEAR HERE
WHEN WAS THIS?
http://www.starwipe.com/article/busy-new-yorkers-fail-take-time-out-day-coddle-hen-2306
>In a hilarious new video posted to his Instagram account, Batman V. Superman star Henry Cavill shows himself going completely unnoticed while wearing a Superman shirt in Times Square, as numerous busy New Yorkers with jobs and responsibilities neglect to take time out of their day to coddle his ego
i love this fucking article
>>80893009
>The montage of snapshots shows Cavill in various locations around Times Square—including standing next to a giant billboard for his own upcoming movie—and was ostensibly presented as proof that Superman’s dubious disguise of wearing glasses would be more than enough to fool people in real life. Though, of course, it could just as easily be proof that residents of the second-biggest city in the world didn’t make it to New York by dropping everything to take a selfie with any emotionally needy Hollywood star they happen to pass on the street
>You can check out the video for yourself below, along with Cavill’s smug grin that he apparently wears out of wry amusement, like all the people walking past him aren’t on their way to somewhere more important than talking to the fourth-best Superman
>>80893009
>>80893091
The person that did this article sounds like they're form /co/. I'm surprised they didn't throw in a "man of murder" somewhere.
All white people look alike.
>>80893009
>>80893091
Starwipe is a satire
>>80891904
Or maybe not everyone is a huge faggot who fawns over B-listers.
he's no christopher reeves, i'd never notice him either
>>80892445
>not recognizing cookie monster
now THAT is unforgivable
>>80893137
doesn't make it untrue
>>80893009
>>80893091
Stop bullying him REEEEEEEEEE
>>80892802
He is in disguise. Not strolling about in normal clothing in the middle of crowd heavy scene like in Times Square. Learn the difference.
>>80892650
That explains all the rape
>Why don't people recognize how important I am? I'm an actor damnit!
To be fair he has that generic handsome white guy look, which works great for a character like Supes, but that doesn't mean he stands out in a crowd.
Also, has Cavill been in anything else that noteworthy? Dude's not exactly an A-lister.
>>80893448
>>80893569
It was just a joke people come on.
>>80893599
/co/ doesn't know how to take a joke. Also, the article itself looks like it was written by someone from /co/ anyway.
You people shit on Henry so much. Wonder why.
>>80893635
Le man of le murder huehuehuehuehue
>>80893624
>Also, the article itself looks like it was written by someone from /co/ anyway.
it's a satire
the site is run by the same people who own The Onion
>>80893413
that's a poor excuse for a cookie monster costume
>>80893635
Because he's more attractive than me.
I mean, so are plenty of other guys, but Henry's just overkill.
This would have been funny if he were in a blue suit with a red tie and horn-rimmed glasses. It would be even funnier if Charlie Cox was in the background wearing an "I'm not Daredevil" sweater and someone stopped to talk to him.
As-is, it's just kind of sad that his film made such a small impression on the general public that he can walk around with the S on and no one notices. I can't really imagine Evans, Hemsworth, Hiddleston, Downey, or even Christian Bale walking around in a T-shirt of their character without being noticed. Ron Perlman in a Hellboy shirt, maybe (because of all the make-up), but not Cavill in a Superman shirt.
Reminds me of the time I met Peter Steele from Type O Negative. He wanted to know if he was famous yet, so he got in line to buy tickets to his own show. After about five minutes of just standing in line, he started trying to bum a cigarette off of people and everyone realized who he was pretty quickly.
Even if he just shrugs it off, I bet this made Cavill pretty sad.
He's not really a big name, recognized actor.
>>80893490
He wasn't wearing a fake beard or anything.
>>80895513
>He's not really a big name, recognized actor.
He's literally standing in front of giant posters with his face on them. You'd think people would at least double take thinking, "did I just see the guy who is on this huge poster just now?" But no.
>>80895590
He probably also wasn't wearing a Top Gun t-shirt. Cavill is wearing the S.
>>80895652
Does anybody really pay that much attention to the ads around them? Do you look at an ad and then quickly scan the crowd to look for celebrities?
He's not a popular actor, he's just in a popular series. He got the job because he as a muscular, half-decent actor who would work for scale.
I think that has more to do with Henry Cavill not really being a true star yet even though he played Superman. I'm pretty sure Brandon Routh could walk around Midtown circa 2006 as well and no one would know or care who he was.
>>80895652
It's New York City, there's fucking ads everywhere. Not to mention, there's a reason why actual stars like Taylor Swift or Denzel Washington can walk around that town and not get bothered and it;s because everyone has stuff to do and they're expected to be there.
>>80895696
What about a top gun hat?
>>80895461
>Reminds me of the time I met Peter Steele from Type O Negative. He wanted to know if he was famous yet, so he got in line to buy tickets to his own show. After about five minutes of just standing in line, he started trying to bum a cigarette off of people and everyone realized who he was pretty quickly.
Different thing. It was his own show. Make James Hetfield buy tickets for Madonna and no one will notice.
>>80891904
Chris Pratt did the same thing and no one knew who he was.
Humans are pretty shitty when it comes to know the faces of strangers.
>Cavill is in the middle of town trying to be recognized and nobody does
>John Boyega walks into a toy store to buy toys for a hospital visit and immediately gets recognized.
>>80892461
On the street? Yes. Amongst people who have the time to stop and look him in the eye? Not really.
>>80891904
>>80891950
he looks less bald in these pics than he looks in the trailers
>>80895461
I once saw George St. Pierre in a downtown parking lot in Albuquerque. I was sitting in the passenger seat, and my buddy driving is a huge GSP fan. saw the man, let him cross at the cross walk and kept driving. He felt like an idiot for not noticing. Point is most people have a one track mind, you don't notice a celebrity if you're busy.
>>80893009
>as numerous busy New Yorkers with jobs and responsibilities neglect to take time out of their day to coddle his ego
>>80895859
Why does he buy Guardians of the Galaxy toys? Does he like confusing the children he visits? That actually sounds fun as fuck, being famous but visiting children with merchandise from shit you're not in. Now I wish I was a celebrity.
>>80895905
jesus what is it with you & you balding memers?
>>80895831
>It was his own show
Which isn't that different from wearing a Superman shirt in front of a Superman advertisement that's larger than most apartments when you're the Superman actor.
Just goes to show how bad of an idea it was to take away the red underwear. People would have noticed that.
>>80891904
>>80891950
When I lived in NY I never bothered to look anyone in the face as I walked around the city. I would usually have my mp3 player with me.
The point is I wouldn't have noticed him either unless there was a crowd around him.
>>80891904
IDS OGRE
DC IS FINNISH
>>80896065
It's unclear who or what you're mad at right now.
>>80895990
his hairline kinda looks like the bottom of the bat symbol
I hate the movies, but at least they've given me a trump card in all further "Superman's disguise is stupid" arguments
>>80895990
I was saying he DOESN'T look very bald in those pics
>>80895975
He was probably just on the way to the Star Wars section when he got noticed. Here's the visit in question.
>>80891904
Wouldn't recognize him from his face, and that jacket's long enough to cover his most recognizable feature for me.
>>80895819
>it;s because everyone has stuff to do and they're expected to be there
Not in Time Square, where it's literally tourist central, full of plebs taking pictures.
>>80896194
>Wouldn't recognize him from his face
Bet none of you would recognize him if he came up and talked to you, since not many people are even aware that he's British.
All these assholes arguing over Cavill's hairline of all things.
Forgive me if I fail to see how it matters.
>>80896209
Yeah, taking pictures. Of each other. Of the large buildings. Of the lights. Of the people in full costumes. Not of some half costume random B/C-List actor who appeared out of nowhere.
What does everyone think about this?
http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=33175949&postcount=42
>>80893635
I actually think Cavill is a really cool guy. It's not his fault he's in a shit movie.
>>80896233
I'm fully aware that he's British. But I wouldn't have been able to tell it's him because I can't see his butt.
>>80891950
Tourists are too busy looking at the sight sto notice who's around them.
New Yorkers usually always look down and don;t stare at people's faces (so as not to get "what 'ya lookin' at" from others).
Walk in San Francisco with your head down and they'll ask you "what's wrong?". They don't like folks using the GGBridge for bad stuff (unless it's movie destruction).
>>80891904
Look at that strong jaw line
So handsome
>>80896319
this 2bh
>The video is a joke produced on the foundation of the casual audience's critique of Supe's disguise hinging on just a suit & glasses to protect his secret identity.
How /co takes it.
>"CAVIL ON SUICIDE WATCH! NO ONE CARES TO CODDLE HIS EGO! KEK!"
Christ in a 2 piece, /co/!
Not to mention it's been already said of how Times Square is a gentrified playground with people dressing up as cartoon characters & weirdos in general.
>>80893091
>like all the people walking past him aren’t on their way to somewhere more important than talking to the fourth-best Superman
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>>80896299
What does it say? My ip is banned. Can someone hel
>>80896259
None of this matters, desu.
>>80896299
What does it say? My ip is banned. Can someone help?
>>80893091
>fourth-best Superman
You mean second.
And I didn't even LIKE Man of Steel.
>>80893137
>satire
You say that as if that word still means anything.
>>80896393
Nah, I'll take Smallville over Henry. 3rd best.
>>80895461
>Charlie Cox was in the background wearing an "I'm not Daredevil" sweater
Someone needs to tell him to do this, I want to see this
>>80896299
>Batman Brand is basically a death sentence in prison, as its only given to rapists, child molesters, human traffickers
Shiet, kind of makes sense though
>>80896452
Can you copy paste it all desu? My ip is banned there for some reason.
>>80893776
>same people who own The Onion
All is forgiving. Bless that people.
>>80896337
Why is Cesar Romero so angry?
>>80896425
I don't. Henry is a great Superman, he really looks the part. Not entirely sure about his Clark Kent.
Smallvile was a twink and had the personality of sand paper.
>>80891904
>the Clark Kent disguise actually works
>>80896682
They just asked him to sign a Mark Hamill poster
>>80891904
>wear a superman shirt around town
>durning lunch some psyco comes up and says
>"I hate people wearing superman shirts. I've always wanted just stab someone wearing one. Stab them then ask them if they still feel like Superman"
>>80892134
>>80892261
Failure to recognize faces is a sign of autism.
>>80893635
Hi Cavill.
>>80895999
It is, If cavill did the same to watch man of uncle the people there will know who he is.
I always thought it was a dumb as shit disguise that superman's secret identity is just glasses but now.. It's clever
>>80897311
I wish.
>>80893009
Why is everyone so mean to Cavill? What did he do?
>>80895461
Trust me, he's got the best of it. You don't want to be walking down the street in New York of all places and just getting mobbed constantly.
It's bad enough for people at cons getting weird requests from excitable people who don't understand that time is linear and today is finite; imagine a whole city, a giant, dirty city full of naked cowboys and violent spider-men and tourists, so many tourists, all the damn time.
>>80893009
>a bunch of retarded blind tourists are New Yorkers with jobs and responsibilities
huh?
>>80893009
Don't bully my husbando
>>80898716
>filename
You a great big cunt you are
I've heard that lots of people that get famous like living in New York because they aren't hassled 24/7, also Time Square is always busy
>>80896161
Do you thing that kid called him a traitor ?
>>80896233
I'd know that ass anywhere.
>>80893009
>New Yorkers
>jobs and responsibilities
>>80895819
>implying people even pay attention to those ads
you don't live in new york or any city do you. people tune that shit out.
