you have 10 seconds to name a bigger beta
>>80887889
Doug Funnie
>>80887889
The World of Warcraft beta.
>>80887903
She got the girl though.
>>80887917
No she didn't; she's raising her son.
>>80887903
>>80887937
Not really a beta since she kept confronting Greg. Definitely a cuck tough.
>>80887977
I knew I got those two mixed up.
>>80887889
>UGH, which of these two cool chicks who want my skinny bird dick should I get with, I'm so confused!
I'm not sure you know what a beta is, OP.
>>80888018
I kek'd, but Mordo should seriously make up his mind.
>>80888046
I don't know if you've been keeping up, buthe fucked it all up and now he's with neither of them, so maybe I jumped the gun on calling him not-a-beta.
>>80887903
>>80887937
>>80887977
>My girlfriend's son
>>80887889
Steve from American Dad.
Although he does get over it in the end
OP
>>80887889
Fitz
>>80888203
>was inches from getting laid on many an occasion
>beta
it's not his fault the writers can't let him win
>>80887889
You
>>80887889
>>80887977
being passive-agressive is not a victory, Greg still got Rose's pink puss all to himself and Pearl is saddled with raising their kid
Joss Whedon?
>>80892556
You aren't a beta for not winning, you're a beta for not trying to win in the first place. Pearl at least struggled enough with Greg to not be a beta.
>>80887889
What fucking episode is this from? I don't remember it.
>inb4 variation of cuck episode
Beta, like cuck, has lost all meaning. At best it's an alarm bell that you are talking to an idiot.
>>80893562
That's a way more valuable usage then it's original meaning.
>>80893476
Is it not the one where he sees naked pops?
>>80888034
Came here to say this.
>>80887889
Can't fuck the mordocuck
>>80887889
>>80895822
Best fucking episode out of the earlier seasons.
I guess I might be a sucker for anything kid related that plays that damn song.
>>80895945
The earlier seasons were pretty golden. It was like if Clerks, Spongebob, and the 80's all came together to make a good animated stoner show. Then it all just fell apart.
>>80896071
It's fine to me
not that anon
>>80895822
he should've died, the fucking rat
>>80897511
edgy fuck
he was a screw up but he wasn't Mabel Pines level of bullshit
>>80887961
S5/6 dean is manning the fuck up (as much as he can. anyway)
>>80897854
How many /co/ characters have fucked up more than Mabel?
Also outside of that episodes with multibear and the road trip Dipper is probably more beta than Mordecai
>>80887917
>>80887937
>>80887977
>>80887970
>That was the moment Finn realized his only friend was Jake
>>80897979
That movie was GOAT as fuck. Anyone who used to like the series should give it a watch.
No mention at all about romance, Margaret only has one "woah" line and it's in the past, not relating to talking to Mordo.
It's the best.
>>80898153
Dipper Vs. Manliness was canon though, if I understand what you're saying.
>>80898177
It was decent until the faggotry lol reference at the end.
>>80887970
This shit is just sad. What is even the point anymore? Finn's been reduced to nothing more than a doorstop.He's supposed to be this great hero yet nobody except his own brother respects him. Being Finn is suffering
>>80887970
I felt strong second hand embarrassment in that scene.
>>80898563
>This shit is just sad
>ironic fandom picture to go with
>literally a robot
>almost REEEEs on panel
>the girl he's pining after is getting BLACKED
>gives them refreshments while they fuck so he can watch
>>80898437
I mean that in every episode, besides those two, Dipper is a beta.
>>80898563
I've given up on the show. Maybe I'll go on a binge and give it another shot.
>>80898645
Spider man? what? what the fuck is happening?
>>80899008
Beware, there are shit episodes, but don't stop at them. Season 6 had a bad ending but Season 7 is strong, and most of Season 6 was too except for Breezy and the finale plot
>>80898153
>Dipper lost one girl but potentially got another before creator screwed the pooch
>Mordecuck lost TWO girls because creator couldn't write a good ending
Try again
>>80901898
>couldn't write a good ending
There wasn't a fucking ending planned, what the fuck are you talking about? It's the generic "akward drama" with girls, except using the fact one of them is a cloud person and the other is a bird as plot at points.
Try again
>>80899092
>Spider man? what? what the fuck is happening?
A magical, Zodiac-worshipping cult has knocked a good chunk of the world's electronic infrastructure, something the midget woman, Anna Marie, is helping to mitigate with Peter Parker's company's hard/software named WebWare. The black guy is a coworker of hers that is looking to start a relationship. The robot secretly has Dr. Otto Octavius' (Doctor Octopus) mind imprinted on it after he failed to be a Superior Spider-Man and gave the role back to Peter of his own free will. This Otto's imprint is from before him giving up the reigns and so still has a villainous streak. Otto and Anna used to date, thus making him a cuck. Spider-Man is calling because he just made an orbital drop into Paris and needs help with the Zodiac cultists.
God bless comicbooks.
>>80902798
That gave me a headache, but I followed.
>tfw you realize that you are the Rigby in your friendships
>>80902890
Just to let you know, I skipped over a lot of stuff.
>>80895864
>How it feels Chuck to be a bitch
>>80895864
cry more
Sick of these threads.
>>80909459
this was fucking archived
how did you bring it back?
>ctrl +f
>panda
>zero results
you people disappoint me
>>80892523
At least he makes good shota material. He's like /co/'s very own Bridget.
>>80887889
(you)
>>80892007
The Shamwow guy?
>>80913791
He was destined to fail because ANIMAL. HUMAN
>>80898550
Oh, hey there /tv/
>>80887889
Yamcha
>>80917587
Nope, never been to anywhere except /co/, right here, in my life. To be fair I'm not frequent here either.
Does /tv/ hate that song? I just hate how it's popping up everywhere for the sake of that joke.and wouldn't you know, it's mostly a tumblr thing
>>80917645
It never used to be a tumblr thing, they just keep stealing shit from here because when they come up with their own memes it's dumb fuckery about ballpits and pizza with half an order of beef.
>>80888105
Technically he and Margaret didn't break up they just weren't ready to move their relationship up to the next level and start a family.
>>80887889
Me
;_;
>>80898645
I'm sure Doc Cuck won't go nuts and murder Dr. BLACKED or anything.
>>80920122
Show is goat right now
>>80887889
is rigby giving him a blowjob?
>>80898177
I always felt bad for pearl because of all the work I assume she put into it and how it all just spiraled out of control
>oh hey the lady I left my home planet for, become a wanted felon for, killed people for and almost died for is no going out with some failing singer she met a few weeks ago
>now they are performing human mating rituals which is the closest to humans can get
>oh... she's going to die from the ritual and I'm going to be left to raise her love spawn
It's like slowly watching someone's life fall apart and they just have to live with it or bare through it
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