>Be a regular human parent in the Marvel Universe
>One day your daughter tells you...
>Dad, I've decided to to longer hide who I really am, I am coming out as a mutant, please be accepting of my alternative lifestyle and freedom of expression.
What do you do /co/?
>>80886981
send them to straight camp
>>80886981
"You still have to be home by 9. After the last teen pregnancy, I'm not taking any chances."
>>80886981
>alternative lifestyle
>freedom of expression
The homos may resent the implication that they're born defective but mutants are the result of a genetic anomaly. Being a mutant is not a life choice.
GAS THE MUGGAS SPECIES WAR NOW
>>80887063
Being an X-Man is though.
If your kid is a mutant don't you have to register them with the government? That was the plot of the first X-men cartoon episode.
"Get out of my house you filthy fucking mutie"
ok so... what's your power?
>>80887178
The power... to move you.
>>80886981
I'd be quite disappointed that she didnt tell me about this the moment she realized she was a mutie
>>80887178
No Dad, I IDENTIFY as a mutant. Check your flatscan privilege!
>>80886981
>coming out as a mutant by choice
>discovering you actually have superpowers not by choice
How the royal FUCK did this get changed
>>80887230
Oh. Well, in that case, get out of my house.
>>80886981
Well no daughter of mine is a filthy mutie which means you aren't my daughter which means bend over
>>80887178
Vague incest-based powers, like those Nazi twins.
>>80887323
You have a twin?
>>80887230
Flatscan is one of the few made-up insults/profanities I don't hate.
>>80887333
Yeah, a parasitic one.
>Your daughter is a mutant
>You and your wife both got tested for the X-Gene years ago in the first big scare and were confirmed negatives
>"Oh well honey," your wife says, "That dumb ole test must have been wrong!"
I am not gonna lety daughter to be X-Men public hoe. This is a muslim family
>>80887354
What do you know, so do I!
>>80887380
>lety
Let my
>>80886981
Don't care, go ahead and do what you want. Look at your brother - he is on his own since 13 years old! And now look at yourself - you are 23! Twenty-fucking-three! And you still live with parents. Start building your own life already please.
Proud parent here, father of two kids.
