You have 10 seconds to name a bigger beta
Protip:you can't
Seriously, rewatch this series with all the preconceptions of betaness and Doug is absolutely the incarnation of it.
Dipper Pines.
>>80878050
he even had some PTP lined up begging for his beta dick in the Disney series but was too hung up on the mayo bitch.
Tim Drake?
>>80878155
He gets to fuck his sister when they get back to California.
Everything you mentioned was amplified in Charlie Brown, the original beta, who had Patty and Marcie after him but who was too obsessed with the Little Red Haired Girl.
>>80878050
you realize that was intentional, right? jim jinkins said he based him on the kinda milquetoast meek kid he was when he was a kid. he hoped other wimpy kids would watch the show and feel a little better
what messed me up is he was so creative and shit but so fucking DUMB, at least going by his perpetually bad grades. it's not hard to get straight As in american public school yknow?
>>80878616
Doug is what happened after Charlie Brown grew up and became an awkward teen.
>>80878616
Charlie actually suffers. Doug just has a panic attack over the most basic social interaction. Charlie Brown sucks it up and takes the pile of shit life serves him up every day.
What about Mako? Both his ex girlfriends went gay for each other.
>>80878701
>fucking girls so hard they never want to have another dick
Sounds pretty alpha to me m8.
>>80878050
i won, where's my prize
>>80878155
There was an entire episode devoted to him being a player.
>>80878665
>implying
Charlie Brown accomplish more in his life than Doug could ever dream of.
I dunno, he wasn't that bad. I've been watching the series again, and in the episodes he's usually anxious all through th episode but in the end things turn out okay for him. It's not likr he's Charlie Brown who never even gets to talk to the girl.
>>80878050Boco
I understood that Doug was a beta long before I ever even knew what a beta was.
>>80878616
>Charlie Brown, the kid who gets mocked, antagonized, and belittled every day of his life
>Always gets right back up and sticks his neck out for others on a daily basis
>Doug
>craps his pants over the dumbest shit and then feels sorry for himself
Chuck is the polar opposite of Doug. Doug probably sometimes wishes he had it rough like Charlie Brown so he could actually have something to complain about
>>80878050
>>80878964 or that faggot from Questionable Content.
>>80878050
>tfw when your nickname your parents gave you was skeeter because you made the same noises as him as a toddler.
Fml desu fampai
>>80878050
OP lmao
