https://youtu.be/9VoNgLnjzVg
Is sausage party really that funny...yes
I don't mind swearing, but when every other word is swearing for comedic purposes, it isn't funny. I was swearing when I was a child, somebody saying a nono is not funny.
in b4 this thread is getting maxed out too
why were the hot dogs just sitting on a shelf and not a fridge or something? that's the thing bothering me about this fucking trailer
>>80839247
Reminder this shit has 5-6 minute orgy of food fucking.
the buns look like tampons or vaginas
>>80840422
Reminder that Lavash is the old Arab wrap and Sammy is the neurotic Jewish bagel, and this scene starts out with them making out.
This movie seems like such wasted potential. They padded out a pretty decent and funny concept with tons and tons of poop jokes and sex puns and gross-out humor. All of the plot stuff seemed pretty okay. I'm kind of disappointed after reading the script.
Character animation looks good, though.
>>80841100
I can't believe they dedicated half of the main cast to a single drawn-out joke about the muslim/jew war. It's insane, it's like if the Ghostbusters were made up of Venkman, Spengler, Pastor Joe Billy-bob and Uncle Negro Tyrone, and while Venkmen and Spengler were off busting ghosts and actually doing shit related to the story, it'd periodically cut away to Joe and Tyrone shouting insults at each other until the 'character development' at the end where they fucked each other in the ass.
>>80839247
>>80840422
Meh, I don't really like gross out humor, and if they're willing to put a 5 minute food orgy on the big screen, this movie might not be for me.
For instance, I hated The Brother Grimsby. The gross humor was too much, and I was cringing instead of enjoying the movie. On the other hand, I love South Park, even if the humor can be juvenile. I guess it depends if there is a balance to the humor and if they movie has any weight in the first place.
>>80842736
They also have the main villain (who's a literal douche) fingerfuck a rat's asshole while calling the rat a dirty little slut, and then stuff his ratshit coated finger into the mouth of the muslim character.
>>80839247
Why is that sausage as glossy and reflective as the plastic container holding him? The buns and bread are both lit softly and look organic, so clearly they had more then the one shader, but they just decided to make the sausage look like plastic.
Just back from reading the script
LavashxSammy fucking OTP
>>80842886
Uhhhgg, why? Some people consider it funny, I guess, but I (and I would think most people?) don't.
Having something shock you instead of making you laugh is just incredibly lazy writing. I'm not asking Seth Rogan to be on par with Hemingway or some shit, but could they just be a little more intelligent and a little less childish?
>Edward Norton
>>80839392
I read the script and decided to count out the amount of swears they put in this movie on my first run since it seems to be an interesting topic.
I counted 246 swears through the script, not including the sexual references (ie "jerking off into our faces" or "pound those buns") nor the name or references to "douche". I also did not include the terms "putos" for it can mean "male prostitute" or "mashugana" since it can be used as "crazy" or "jackass". At least 6 of these were in descriptions for scenes, which brings the total to 240
According to wikipedia, the movie's runtime is 83 minutes, which I think should be around 79 minutes without credits.
So 240 swears divided by 79 minutes is about 3 swears per minute.
>>80839247
I'm not gonna lie, this movie has an interesting concept, but the execution was doomed from the start
>>80843294
This logic pisses me off. I get what you're saying but maybe there's some minutes with more curses than others, it doesn't have to be laid out like that.
That's about as bad as "2 in 3 boxes have a prize" logic
>>80840422
this reminds me of logs from dwarf fortress
I actually like some of the jokes but the overuse of swearing kills it for me.
>>80840422
this reads like 2008 /b/tard copypasta
>>80844697
The movie hits two spikeswhen Honey Mustard comes back, and when Frank finds out the truth from Firewater, and most of the cursing is at the beginnning and spread out across the middlewith the human massacre at the end surprisingly containing almost none at all
>Fucking stupid orgy scene is confirmed by the script and more of Rogan's stupid shit "comedy"
>"Don't worry guys, the film is actually an allegory for religion"
>>80845242
>Make a pseudo food religion
>JESUS FUCK
At least be consistent
>>80845242
>>80845365
Every day I become more and more convinced that comedy is a force for evil in the world.
I think I should take a crack that. Write a script where the villain is a stand-up comic. (YES I KNOW ABOUT THE KILLING JOKE!)
>>80843294
Putos means fags in spanish so there you have another swear on your list anon
>>80839247
What's better is tumblr's reaction. They are starting to act like_______us____
>>80840422
>>80845813
Everyone develops hate in their heart at one time or another
Let us be united in disgust
>normies are eating this up
Even normies thought the Ghostbusters trailer was bullshit but THIS?
>>80845970
maybe if we ....if we get the leaked script out to everyone
they'll realize it's all terrible through and through,
and that the trailer is just a lie
>>80840422
>tfw kids will probably sneak in to watch this and possibly parents
>your in the theatre with all these people
>you sense this scene is gonna happen sooner or later
>post yfw it happens
What page is the orgy
Lolzumuh
>>80846081
Page 78 I think
>>80839247
>Superbad
>Pineapple Express
>This is the End
>Bad Neighbors
Fuck, I love all these movies.
>>80846112
I'm in for it!
Can't wait
>>80846069
You know what the worst part of it is?
>People will post webms of it all over /co/ afterwards
>Especially the orgy scene
>>80846147
They've made some stinkers in the past man
especially Her Highness
>>80845240
I read some of the script and know that at least one human dies, you're saying other people get killed in the script?
>>80839247
>Jason Derulo song
>edit out everything but Snoop
10/10
>>80839247
>crass cinematic food fight
>>80846193At the end when the food revolts against the customers. Strangely, one of the hot dogs finds out that humans can see themunder the influence of heroin, so the first customers in the store the next morning arestuck with heroin tipped toothpicksand then the food attack them
Also the store manager guygoes on a killing spree on the end but is killed
>>80846351
Oh boy, that sure is some scripted they got there.
![[LAUGHTER TRACK].png](https://i.imgur.com/LQQuoBq.png "[LAUGHTER TRACK].png")
>>80846394
Oh man, you have no idea
>Watch trailer
>It's just swearing food
>Friends watch trailer
>"Oh my god anon, it looks funny as hell! I can't wait!"
Am I missing something here? I didn't even crack a smile.
I have never wanted to not watch a movie so much in my life.
The only people who will find this funny are 10-year olds who just discovered swearing.
>>80846919
Kinda in the same boat, and even though it's an interesting concept, my friends seem way more invested than I am.
>>80846919
You have bad friends and should get new ones.
>>80846966
>even though it's an interesting concept
I keep seeing this, and I just can't relate. How is this an interesting concept?
If you want to see something like this, that's not shitty, go watch Babe.
>>80846012
If someone watches the trailer and thinks that the movie is worth watching they never could have been saved.
>>80840422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PVp9how2og
>>80847279
>>80846919
Your friends suck. Get new ones.
>>80847277
They don't even know about the rat scene yet.
Why is the animation so good?
Fuck man.
Everything, especially the stuff in the grocery store and house scenes in the trailer looks fucking amazing.
Why can't they put this shit into good movies, instead of Food Fight where all the characters say "Fuck"?
>>80849113
Fampai the animation is like three steps above Norm of the North tier shit, it's low budget with a good art director
>>80846351
Why would they need humans to see them to attack em?
>>80849317
Because then they will know the weight of their crimes
>>80840422
How long was the sex scene in Team America?
>>80842653
They expect one of the racist insensitive things to get the film pulled form theaters and the they'll be outcries about it being pulled then it'll a limited release and digital release and make more than it would have without controversy.
Worked for The Interview
Not much more but retain better word of mouth than it was just released and panned as shitty adult geared animation.
>>80849495
This is about the only good thing in that trailer. Thank you for capping it so I don't have to watch it again. Perhaps there will be more ass shots that could be put into a collage so this movie has a silver lining.
Good lord this shit looks wretched, and I didn't even know it existed until today. And now I learn there's orgies and actual human death in there too. Just...just why?
>People hate South Park
>People hate Beavis and Butthead
>People will like this shit
I truly understand now what "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" feels like.
>>80849651
>Worked for The Interview
Do people realize the extent to which this worked? My grandparents literally don't watch anything except Fox News. They haven't seen a movie in about 40 years and even they were swept up by the controversy around that movie. I had to explain who Seth Rogen was and how they are without a doubt never going to enjoy one of his movies.
>>80849408
God will just them Guilty
Fatties will decend upon them their trikes rumbling the ground as they gobble the food falling in their path.
How can food kill which cannot be full.
>>80843294
Does that mean it surpasses Aphex Twin's Windowlicker music video???
>Seth Rogen and his pals are smoking the marijuana.
>"Dude, did someone buy snacks?"
>"Right fucking here man."
>Jonah Hill reaches into the grocery bag and pulls out a sleeve of Oreos, handing it to Set Rogen. As Rogen takes a hold of the Oreos, an epiphany strikes him at full horse.
>"Dude."
>"What?"
>Rogen looks around the room, barely able to contain his trademark laughter.
>"I just got a new idea for a fucking movie."
>Eyes light up around the room: Seth 'Macbeth' Rogen has done it again.
>"What if..."
>They wait with bated breath. Michael Cera is fidgeting around impatiently.
>"Okay, what if food..."
>Rogen brandishes an Oreo to prove his point. .James Franco wipes a bead of sweat from his brow.
>"What if food..."
>Craig Robinson breaks into laughter in anticipation of how good this shit'll be.
>"What if food smoked weed too?"
>Uproarious laughter erupts like a volcano into the room. Danny McBride chokes on a blunt he was just about to hit, eyes watering as he continues to laugh. Seth Rogen's face breaks into a sly grin: he is the comedic genius he knew he was. Now it's time to seal the deal:
>"A-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH"
>>80849786
And they are running the same game with this one. Cept going at Islam. Because that is a lot safer than going against Lil Kim and his General babysitters
>>80849495
>her name is Camille Toe
SOMEONE WROTE THIS
SOMEONE APPROVED THIS AND GAVE THEM MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO MAKE THIS
>>80849853
sounds about right
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf
Just for anyone curious. It's really fucking terrible. I was considering at least pirating it out of morbid curiosity but now I don't even think I want to see it.
>>80849113
I dunno dude, this shit looks like a Mucinex commercial or something. What frame of reference are you using for "good animation"?
>>80850045
>Douche fingers a rat's ass and sticks his hand in Pita's mouth
...
>>80849721
She's only in the script for a short time, that trailer is probably half of it. And there are no other human women, except maybe at the end during the human massacre thing. Apparently there's a part where she adjusts her camel toe though.
>>80840422
There's no way this is real, right?
>>80850045
>>80840422
shit like this is why no one will ever take adult animation seriously in America.
>>80850782
Pls anon, pls don't remind me, it hurts
Is the lavish supposed to remind me of Jafar?
>>80851018
Well, it's an Arabian caricature.
>>80839247
It's literally Food Fight, but rated R and with passable animation.
Are the buns' mouths supposed to be Freudian?
Has the full script been leaked?
>>80851286
m8 it's a couple posts ahead of yours. At least skim the thread.
>>80851286
slowpoking hard
I really hope this bombs at the box office.
>>80846919
>>80839247
I will watch this Movie once it gets on Kisscartoon just because the Animation looks nice and that last joke of everyone dying on the war remind me of Conker's Bad Fur Day and thought it was funny
>>80851451
We can only hope anon
>>80851451
I actually was hoping this would turn out to be good and do well so we could get more PG-13 or R animated movies, but I really overestimated Dude Weedman.
I'm convinced based on the script that this movie was only made possible due to nepotism. Nobody high up in the entertainment industry would glance twice at a screenplay like this otherwise. Hopefully.
>>80851692
I'm honestly amazed someone read the orgy scene and the rat-fingering scene and thought
"Yeah this is okay let's animate this"
>>80851818
Oh man I was just thinking about the team of people who have to animate this shit. I guess it comes with the job.
>>80846069
>post yfw it happens
>>80850758
The script has the same thing that people who've been to prerelease screeners claim is in the movie (like the post-traumatic honey mustard) and many lines from the trailer. That's unfortunately the real script.
>>80851991
OH GOD WHY
reminder the movie is literally unfinished
>>80852002
Did you really think someone would type up a fake 104 page screenplay for a shitty animated stoner """""comedy"""""?
I never understand when people ask if something is real in situations like this.
>>80839247
Personally I don't find it funny, but humor, like most things, is subjective. So there's no real answer on whether or not it's funny.
Lots of people found this funny, after all.
>>80852143
>So there's no real answer on whether or not it's funny.
Sure there is. There are no jokes in this movie. The script is out, and there are no goddamn jokes. The closest thing that it comes to one is when a ketchup bottle slashes his wrist, then taps his elbow to try and make blood come out. That's literally it, that's the one thing in the script that resembled a joke.
>>80852143
Notice how you didn't actually say anything.
>>80849853
>that ending
solid gold anon
>>80852209
Of course I didn't.I'm actually Seth Rogen
>>80852439
dude that thing has been copypasted like 4 times now
Someone needs to use a voice simular to read the script with classical background music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c
Someone post that picture that compares the Seth Rogen crew to Adam Sandler and friends.
>>80849187
a good art director can make movie done in fives a masterpiece.
I'm generally not one to call viral marketing or whatever...
but man, this is one of the most blatant examples I've ever seen
Why call the movie Sausage Party? Was Sausage Fest already taken?
>>80849634
At least that scene was funny, the marionettes made every moment ludicrous.
>>80853165
A sausage fest is anything where the males outnumber the females and that is a bad thing.
A sausage party specifically refers to a party.
I assume you hear the latter more often if you go to dorm AKA stoner parties.
Is anyone else looking forward to a video review of thisanimated atrocity?
>>80853300
jesus christ I didnt thougth about that
So long, Sony.
>>80853296
I thought if there's no girls you just don't call it a party period. Sausage party comes across as an oxymoron to me.
>>80853300
Who would touch it? NC is too afraid to make reviews of new movies because Youtube a shit, and most of the other decent ones have moved onto Lets Plays.
>>80853300
You fucking bastardI actually don't mind him that much
>>80853385
>what would it be like if food had feelings
>it would be fucked up
Should have made Sex Toy Story instead
>>80846919
It's *almost* funny, but not quite.
Does this concept have enough legs to fill out a full movie, though?
No potential for rule 34 except as a joke.
It'll bomb.
>>80852185
Well, there's a bit of visual humor. The soup can trying to scoop its "entrails" back in, the half of a cookie that's shellshocked and trying to find its other half.
The problem is those jokes are based on really, really fucked up stuff that most people are going to be too offended at it being made fun of to laugh at.
Like The Interview, this movie is trying too had to intentionally be edgy and as a result is like Drawn Together where there's no substance to it.
>>80853300
>mr enter goes full on autist mode on this movie
This gon be gud
>>80851018
He reminds me of that singer from System of a Down
>>80853761
JonTron will be a thing of Legend.
>>80853471
>NC
>other decent ones
>NC included in the group "decent ones"
:^)
>>80853765
Right, but that's not generally what most people would call sexy. Even the weirdos, like the tier of Zootopiafags, wouldn't touch it.
Shipping and waifu inspiration are sadly two ways to get an easy adult audience. This lacks both. The humans are appalling to look at, and unfortunately it doesn't look like that's part of the joke.
Honestly, the whole thing reminds me of the music video for Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
Has Seth Rogan ever made anything of worth?
>>80853903
I thought This Is The End was decent
>>80853903
Not really. None of his films are that great. Worth a sit or two but don't have the longevity of good comedy.
>>80853821
I said good, not great. As in passable.
He can be sort of funny, and he does hit the points on when something sucks.
I doubt Cinemasins will touch it since they'd have to censor so much, and I can't think of any other good ones that are active.
Can you?
>>80853903
Not really.
Let me put it this way. Any movie that advertises itself in the trailer as having any relation to Superbad has been exactly that.
>>80853903
Superbad
Co-wrote
>>80854030
Superbad sucked though.
>>80839247
Why do all of the characters constantly swear? Are they supposed to be sailors?
>>80854133
They lack the discipline of the Marines, what do you expect.
>>80853903
Seth's voice over work, is passable. But thats likely as his character is rarely if ever the main antagonist. The alien in the movie Paul, probably being the most significant. As for being an on-screen actor, I dont think I've ever actually enjoyed anything he's been in.
>sony pictures still hasn't gone bankrupt from funding these films
>>80853903
I liked parts of The Interview where they had celebrities lampooning themselves and showing how fucked North Korea is
It's just that I don't like Seth's humor style and the bits of it pop up too frequently in the film
>>80852652
Do you have to be a youtube partner to upload videos longer than ten minutes?
>>80852070
It could be an early draft of the script that they intentionally made as crass as possible so they could get the stuff they REALLY wanted past the censors...
I hope
>>80854753
That only worked with Toy Story.
>>80853903
The Interview was stupid in a good way.
>>80846069
there are already some differences between the script and the trailer, which covers only 2 minutes of the movie
Would you be disappointed if they cut the whole orgy scene?
>>80846069
>knowyourmeme
>>80846069
>your in the theatre with all these people
>actually giving money to this atrocity
>>80840422
Why is there so much ass eating? Was it one of the writer's fetishes?
>>80856199
it's food
get it
food eating food
>>80855130
They didn't, because people who watched the unfinished film at SXSW already talked about an orgy.
>>80846919
Kill them
>>80849892
>Camille Toh "unhinges" her camel toe at one point in the movie, according to the leaked script
>>80851451
The trailers has a lot of views and upvotes. It's probably going to be a smash hit and ensure a decade of copycats, like Shrek.
>>80849634
The sex scene in Team America was funny by the same logic of the fight scenes: it's literally just mashing the two puppets together
>>80856603
Did they ever do a joke of two puppets' strings getting tangled together? I don't remember anything like that happening.
>>80853903
I liked to movie funny people, though it was sort of hypocritical for Adam Sandler to acknowledge why most of his movies are shit and then go back to making shitty movies.
>>80856898
*the
>>80856572
>Camille Toh "unhinges" her camel toe at one point in the movie
What does that even mean?
>>80857199
Nigger are you serious
It doesn't take that much to think about
>>80845628
>Write a script where the villain is a stand-up comic.
Scorese beat you to it.
>>80849651
>Worked for The Interview
...Which caused Sony to lose millions on the movie and subsequent projects, along with bringing great shame to the people back in Nippon. The attention it got from the controversy didn't help them at all.
>>80853691
>like Drawn Together where there's no substance to it.
Drawn Together had its moments sometimes where there was some genuine comedy.
>>80846069
I'm actually tempted to sneak into the movie just to see how the children misfortunate enough to see this react.
>>80853903
He was pretty damn good in Observe and Report.
>>80846069
>>80846069
>>80846151
Well I'd rather a webm then the whole movie, at least if I was sober I'd mind the movie.
How many Trump jokes does it have?
>>80858609
>How many Trump jokes does it have?
There won't be any in the final script due to the time period this was worked on, but I'm sure they can half-ass some ""deleted"" scenes and pretend they meant to add them in, like some movies do
>>80857435
What movie was this? I'm genuinely curious.
here's a dramatic reading of the sex-scene
a little part of me dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-KmIWZ4yo
>>80839247
>Film about food
>Everything looks plastic
>Relies heavily on swearing for comedy
>Basic plot
>Food orgy scene
>"LOL SO RANDUMB" humor
>This will somehow make a lot of money and people will un-ironically like this heap of steaming Family Guy humor shit
>>80858892
I think he means The King Of Comedy, with De Niro and Jerry Lewis.
>>80859841
Anyone who doesn't want this film to succeed is economically illiterate and probably a Sanders supporter. If this movie bombs, there won't be ANY adult-oriented animated features. If it succeeds, there's a sliver of hope for a Clone High movie. This isn't fucking rocket science.
>>80859885
Yeah that's why the success of shows like Family Guy and South Park have given us more tv shows like the Maxx, right?
>>80859929
>Bob's Burgers
>Bojack Horseman
>Rick and Morty
>actually, all of Adult Swim
You can't deny that adult-oriented cartoons are a thing on television.
>>80846151
>Ahego webm
>Fat woman webm from Norm of the North
So when will the vore webm come out?
How the fuck is this movie not going to bomb?
I mean, really - who is actually going to go see this in theaters? (Besides some of you dumb bastards who will do it for "ironic" purposes.)
>>80860247
If you have at least skimmed the thread, you would have learnt that some /co/mrades made up the dumbass idea that "normies" will lap this shit up.
>>80859885
Dude, I'd love some actual fucking adult animation, but Sausage Party being a success would not be a "vindication" for animation geared towards adults - it'd be a victory for everyone who associates the phrase "adult animation" with humor geared towards 12-year-olds mixed in with cussing.
Give me an animated movie on the level of Grave of the Fireflies or Princess Mononoke and we can have a serious discussion.
>>80859988
But they're almost all comedies or lean heavily on comedy/humor instead of drama.
>>80859885
>adult-oriented
>Implying DUDE FUCK EL-EM-EY-OH is adult
Seth, please
>>80839247
What.The.Fuck
I'm loving this, but fucking hell how.
>>80860383
>I'm loving this
Why?
>>80839247
This is what cemented that its shit to me.
Even as a Native American im not offended that they made a bottle of alcohol a native american stereotype, theres going to be plenty of white people offended at that already.
Im offended that this is the kind of bottom of the barrel comedy they're bringing, they sunk so low that they had to pull out the "hiya-how-are-ya" joke, probably the cheapest and most over used joke they could find.
This whole movie is hardly first draft quality and they expect us to pay money for it.
>>80840422
I've tried to finish reading the script 3 times now.
I can't do it, it's too cringe inducing.
The only thing I found almost amusing is the ketchup bottle suicide.
>>80849822
Dude it'sprobably not even on par woth Goodfellas ket alone the actual swear champions
>>80860383
How.
>>80859877
Interesting. Read the Wikipedia page for this film. I may have to track this movie down.
But I've become fascinated by the ability for comedians to have a crowd eating out of their hand with just a little bit of pandering and some clever turns of phrase.
People mindlessly parrot George Carlin bits, make memes out of Louis C.K. quotes, pay good money to have Russel Brand of all people explain how to fix the economy.
An evil comedian manipulating his fans for his own gain could be an interesting villain.
>>80859885
That's fine. I can live with that. Comedy is already dead to me, because of projects like this succeeding. I don't want animation to die too.
>>80860247
>>80860271
I don't know man. Reddit had a much more positive reaction, and that like bar on Youtube is disconcertingly positive.
>>80861390
Wha... did I slip through a time portal to the 1930s? Seriously the last time I saw that joke was in a Popeye or Looney Tunes cartoon.
>>80864561
South park, family guy, simpsons.
I wanted to say it's funny how the target audience wouldn't be able to get in but then Deadpool happened.And now Sausage Party might have its own Deadpool effect.
>>80853300
>Is anyone else looking forward to a video review of this
I'm waiting for Chris Stuckmann to have a stroke like with NotN and Dragonball Evolution.
>>80861390
I wish I were a native american so I could be even more offended at this. It's the lowest form of comedy
>>80866175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qifwiNrVBFk
>>80840438
Their mouths are making me uncomfortable. I can't decide if they're actually supposed to have vagina mouths, or if my mind's just gone dirty from being too long on this site.
>>80866626
are you some kind of faggot afraid of vaginas?
>>80840422
I haven't laughed like this in years.
This is fucking retarded
who thought it was a good idea oh my god I can't believe they actually thought this would be a good idea
this reads like an aristocrats joke
>>80846069
I know that the mouse stripper scene Disney did turned all the kids into furries...
Will this movie turn all the kids into "foodies"?
>>80849892
It's actually much harder to sell good ideas.
Better the ideas, higher the chance is that the dumbshits with money don't get them.
And if you go far enough, only other film/writing experts will understand why the shit you did is good.
Dumber the shit, wider the possible audience.
>>80853691
May mate, war based ptsd humor is alright. No one cares.
Gender identity based "ptsd" jokes are the ones not allowed.
>>80860275
>Grave of the Fireflies or Princess Mononoke
What a bunch of faggy shit, adults don't watch any that.
If you want the adult audience the movie needs to be something you can crack open a beer at.
Well, that was traumatizing.
>>80866713
I prefer to see my hotdog buns as they are thank you very much
NOT as vagina mouthed bread
>>80854080
Was it__horrible__?
>>80839247
Is this supossed to be funny?
The worst part is that this concept could have some potential as a Toy Story with a darker twist, but they had to add potty mouths and sex & drug humor to every line.
>>80870634
Yes, In a cynical, "let's just lay a fat turd on the screen and see if we can get away with it, how fucking far can we go until someone comes to their senses?", kind of way.
The jokes are not in the movie, the joke is all of humanity.
>>80871228
There was no potential. That concept is just plain rubbish.
Well, maybe a short skit on south park, at best.
>>80871326
Oh I see.
It's like TTG then.
>>80840438
They look like sex dolls
>>80871411
I actually get some chuckles from that though.
The show gets kinda funny once you sit back and think about the principles of it, and how the creators know exactly what they're fucking doing.
That whole Slade debacle was fucking ace.
Also the one where the characters binge watch the entirety of the original TT and realize how superior it is.
>>80871576
>Also the one where the characters binge watch the entirety of the original TT and realize how superior it is.
that was a weird one.
Spoil me on the plot going by the leaked script draft
>>80859885
I don't think you understand how this works. When business execs see a shitty, sex/swear/shock humor cartoon succeed they're not going to start greenlighting good adult animation.
They're going to greenlight the exact same shit as Sausage Party and continue ignoring things like Anomalia or Persepolis. It was already shifting anyways, thanks to anime and the older audiences for shows that are marketed towards kids but still enjoyable for adults. All we really needed was a breakout hit and we could have had great things. Instead Sausage Party is going to define all "adult" animation for the next decade at least.
>>80853300
Praying for yms review
>>80854227
Sony is a huge ass company its unlikely they will ever go bankrupt
>>80853300
>>80853471
I feel like this is something RLM would pick up. I would LOVE to see them tear it apart
>>80846069
>>80872238
>yfw Mike and Jay love it
>>80871957
I don't think anyone else has posted the synopsis, so here I go
>The beginning of the movie is about food and how they keep singing about the Great Beyond, which is what happens when the Gods (humans) buy them and take them home
>the first characters we're introduced to are Frank, Barry, Carl, and Troy, who are hotdogs, and Brenda, who's a hotdog bun and are having this long drawn-out innuendo conversation about sex
>Troy picks on Barry (voiced by Michael Cera) about the tip of his head being deformed
>another pack of nearby hotdogs are thrown away by the "darklord" (a store employee) because they're expired
>Carl reasons it's the will of the Gods and it shouldn't be questioned
>Brenda and Frank are extremely excited to go to the Great Beyond where they'll be together, so they touch (finger)tips through the packaging
>Honey Mustard is returned after a customer mistakes him for Mustard and he starts having a PTSD episodebecause he knows the truth
>Frank, Carl, Barry, Troy, and Brenda are put in the same cart together along with Honey Mustard and a Douche by a customer named Camille Toh
>Honey Mustard overhears Frank and Brenda talking about the Great Beyond, and tells them it's all a big lie
>HM decides to jump out of the cart then to be taken to the Great Beyond again
>Frank attempts to stop him by catching him, but also pulls along Brenda, a bagel, a lavash, and Douche in a line trying to grab onto something
>accident on aisle 2 leading to the horrific Private Ryan scene in the trailer
>Darren starts cleaning up again after Camille Toh explains that she made a mess and that the douche isn't hers
>Darren sweeps away the Douche while Frank, Brenda, Sammy, and Lavash are all left behind and Camille leaves with the rest of her groceries
>Brenda comes to the conclusion that touching tips has soiled them. Lavash and Sammy also blame Frank for getting them into this mess
>[middle eastern stereotypes intensify]
1/?
>>80872681
Oh and HM mentions some guy named Firewater whowill know the truth
>>80842886
>They also have the main villain (who's a literal douche) fingerfuck a rat's asshole while calling the rat a dirty little slut, and then stuff his ratshit coated finger into the mouth of the muslim character.
what is even the point they're trying to convey here
>>80871576
Yeah, the show started out awful and it's still inconsistent, but it actually has some episodes that are pretty great. The 'serious' episode, the high school episode and the justice league two-part are actually pretty entertaining.
This movie looks like it has nothing going for it. The gag with the ketchup bottle cutting itsel sounds okay, but nothing else from this is even remotely funny.
This might actually be a worse Rogen movie than Your Highness, which I didn't think could happen.
>>80847279
>mfw this scene will be cut out
>that scene will later be on the dvd
fuck that jew
>>80872810
"dude gross lmao"
>>80872681
>>80872711
>At Camille's house, Barry blames himself for Frank getting left behind, but Carl says it wasn't his fault and that he should be happy he made it to the great beyond
>The Potato is the first to enter eternity before he starts getting sliced up
>food massacre scene from the trailer
>Barry and Carl attempt to escape, but Carl is sliced in half in the process while Barry gets away
>Back in the supermarket, Frank and the other climb to the top of a shelf and start making their way back to their original shelf, but Frank decides to take a detour to find Firewater
>Lavash secretly examines himself and it turns out he has mold on the inside of his flaps
>Douche wakes up in a dumpster and feels "robbed of his purpose by that damn sausage"
>he encounters some rats, from which he learns that they really love to eat food (cheese); Douche gains control of a horde of rats and plots his revenge
>Barry escapes to a nearby park, finds a piece of shit with zombie corn pieces in it and a used condom who acts like a rape victim and then runs into a druggie who happens to be carrying a bag with his supermarket's name on it. He decides to hitch a ride in hopes of getting back and making it up to Frank by telling him the truth
>Back to the supermarket; Frank gets to the liquor aisle where he and Brenda get seperated in a bar scene
>She asks a mexican liquor bottle for help who then promises to help her "real good"
>Sammy and Lavash stick with Brenda and all 3 are taken to a small Mexican town where a sadistic, pun-loving tyrant named El Guaco is public terrorizing some female taco shells.
>Frank finds Firewater along with several other nonperishables who have been around for a long time and have Frank take a hit before they tell him the turth which isthat the nonperishables have been around since the 50's and made up the story and song of the Great Beyond so as to mask the horrific truth of their eventual fate
>>80839247
If you're 12 I think it would be.
>>80872681
>>80872711
>>80873067
>Brenda is taken to El Guaco at the top of a tower selling taco shells, and she manages to knock him off the top instead, where the town's people revolt and she makes a new friend, Teresa, who is a lesbian Taco Shell
>After learning the truth Firewater tells Frank that no one will believe him, but that if he truly wants evidence, he should go to the dark isle beyond the ice. Frank leaves, but not before being told that a chosen one will lead the revolt against the god
>Barry is taken home to the druggie's house where the druggie gets high on heroin and can see Barry in his cartoonish form. He then tells the druggie to take him back to the supermarket
>Frank goes to where the mexican aisle is, but Brenda is upset for Frank leaving her to be
>"I don't need no sausage to fulfill me"
>Brenda and Frank go their separate ways, and Frank imagines Brenda with different kinds of products suggestively surrouding her near a fireplace as he heads torwards the dark aisle; Brenda also starts to miss Frank.
>Douche tracks the gang to the mexican aisle where a dying El Guaco tells him where they went
>Brenda, Sammy, Lavash, and Teresa are ambushed and caught by Douche
>Frank avoids a falling knife pillar, and finds a cook book which details how humans eat food
>The druggie passes out and Barry tries to wake up him since has no other way of getting home
>The druggie wakes up, tries to eat Barry, but due to a freak accident, kills himself
>with the help of a new character named Gum (who is a piece of gum with a stephen hawking voice and other shit stuck to him), they hijack his car and head back to the supermarket
>cue rat asshole fingering scene
>Frank rescues them
>they get away on a balloon basket
>Frank shows them the pages
>DUDE FOOD O R G Y LMAO
>Frank then goes to the mic to explain the truth, but skeptics aside, they complain that there's no way of killing the Gods
>>80872681
>>80873067
>>80873367
>Barry crashes through the front window and emerges from the mouth of a dead druggie
>He and Frank make up and prepare the other foods for war
>next morning
>humans are stuck with heroin toothpicks
>food starts killing humans
>Darren the employee from earlier takes out a gun and goes on a food killing spree
>Barry rigs a trash bucket with propane tanks and uses that to defeat Darren
>Frank defeats Douche and shoves him up Darren's ass before sending the bucket up a shelf ramp and through the glass ceiling where it explodes killing them both
>The food revolution begins
>>80873367
>lesbian taco
I GET IT.
Ha
Ha
Ha
>>80873473
Thnaks for summary
> mfw this will probably make money andget a sequel
>>80872681
>>80873067
>>80873367
>>80873473
Reminder that Seth is actually going to describe this dogshit as commentary on religion when he talks about it in interviews
>>80873605
Seth Rogen wrote this? Damn, he sank low. This sounds like some shit Seth MacFarlane would shit out in an afternoon.
>>80873605
God I wanna punch him in his fat stupid face. At least when the other fat bloated disgusting moron tried to get a cartoon project going, it died within 7 episodes.
The first time I watched it the trailer looked solid and pretty funny.
I had the sound off.
>>80860271
They will. Sausage Party will be Shrek 2.0, and we'll get to "enjoy" animated movies like this for the next ten years.
>>80839247
This could have been a funny short, maybe.
But an entire fucking movie?
So stupid
I cant unsee Foodfight.........
>>80875749
Foodfight is an improvement.
