ONE OF US
>During the run-up to Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, there have been thousands of articles written about the film, Man of Steel, and of course Superman actor Henry Cavill.
...And there's a decent chance he's read a lot of them.
"I [sneak onto fan message boards] all the time," Cavill said. "I never comment because commenting is adding fire to the arguments....I enjoy watching it."
http://comicbook.com/2016/03/17/batman-v-supermans-henry-cavill-says-he-lurks-on-fan-forums-all-/
>>80830276
My god, he must be behind every shitty MoS thread for the last three years.
>>80830314
Probably baneposts to make TDKR a topic less serious than Man-O-Murder
>Henry Cavill has been lurking in every single shitposting thread and homolust thread about MoS since it came out
I wonder what it's like, having a movie that has so vehemently divided your fanbase, while still being lusted over by like 90% of them.
>>80830276
> TFW He must have read some of the lewd things I post about him
I can believe it. He was fat as a kid and supposedly almost missed the call for the Superman role because he was busy playing WoW. He's ridiculously handsome on the outside, but on the inside he's one of us.
I always wondered who led the Snyder defence force
Goddamn, I just want to wear his skin. Why can't I be tall, handsome, jacked, rich, popular, nerdy, outgoing, social, and loved?
>>80830276
well, he is a known wowfag, not surprised here.
that's pretty cool, man. I hope he's reading this because I want to tell him that I enjoyed man of steel a lot.
I hope there's more action in dawn of justice.
>Tfw I asked how he got so big on instagram
>He said "for you"
are there any celebrities which visit 4chan at all?
>>80830364
that's what you get for being so lewd and horrible
>>80830276
He was so WoW addicted he almost missed the call that made him Superman.
So, of course he's the type of person who lurks the internet. Why is this a surprise?
>>80830438
Yes all the time but rarely do they admit it.
>>80830425
Fuck off, Henry.
H-hey Henry, I think you're pretty hot.
AMA
>>80830484
Can I suck your dick?
>>80830484
can you prove it's actually you?
>>80830484
WHY DO YOU WEAR THECAPE
>>80830484
Don't get my hopes up anon.
>>80830484
Don't. Leave now, before is too late.
>>80830484
Why are you so attractive?
>>80830495
Refresh my instagram in 4 hours
>>80830484
Was getting your ass handed by batman part of your plan?
>>80830484
what video games are you into?
>>80830484
best class in wow?dont say paladin because only faggots and children use those
>>80830497
FOR YOU!
>>80830438
didn't Taylor Swift posts on /b/?
>>80830526Then he's probably going to say Paladin seeing as he's both
>>80830521
Depends, racing, mmorpg and sometimes, don't tell anyone, GTA.
#secrets
>open up co for five minutes while i wolf down breakfast before work
>fuckin supes starts posting
good start to a day desu
>>80830556
plz be real
>>80830556
I recommend driveclub, man (of steel). pretty great racing game. plus you can listen to Spotify while you play.
>>80830526
>>80830526
Paladin:((
Stopped playing WOW a year and half ago.
>Video
>4:21
>Ben is a very large man
4u
>>80830576
Haha stupid sexy faggot child with his paladin
>>80830484
is balding part of your powers too?
>>80830556
GTA is fun with friends.
will you be my friend? :)
>>80830484
Timestamp pleb.
Do you get mad groupies as superman?
>>80830576
>Stopped playing WOW a year and half ago.
you basically skipped WoD, aint no shame in that.but being a bubble kid... tsk tsk
>>80830484
Be my bf.
>>80830600
I'm superman, I'm everyone's friend!! Unless you're dastardly devil Luthor
>>80830484
horde or alliance?
>>80830484
Are you really going bald and are you getting hair treatment done?
>>80830630
I w-...I actually meant on PSN but ok.
>>80830484
Are you team Cap or team Iron Man?
>>80830484
Take a selfie with /co/ written on same paper to prove it's you.
>>80830484
What do you think of the divided response to Man of Steel? I'm not gonna lie, I'm one of the people who had problems with the script (particularly, I didn't think that the sequencing developed the themes all that well), but I thought you made a good Superman.
>>80830615
Alot, but not as much as you might think.
I get the odd "it's superman!!" Sometimes
>>80830484
BTW I'm the one who's asking you all these questions. Sorry if I'm coming off a little desperate. :p
>>80830656
Does it really matter. Enjoy what we have here.
>>80830679
ahaha i know anon isn't he so cute XD
>>80830674
My brudda Cav-El banging that fresh pussy
>people actually thinking this guy could be Cavill and telling him to provide timestamp/proof
>not just going along with the shitposting
>>80830646
Personally, I'm team Cap. But once you really start to analyze the situation you start to lean to team Tony.
>>80830438
Dane DeHaan, the guy from Chronicle, visited around when he was doing that film with Baby Goose.
>>80830702
I feel like cap is being loyal to his best friend. and I think that's why i'll always be team cap.
also, I didn't like that cheap headbutt ironman got on cap in the trailer. dick move.
>>80830702
Are you team Cap because you and Evans hanged out at the oscars?
>>80830667
Some of the criticism is valid. Such as it it having problems with the pacing and some of the lines. But alot of the criticism is unfair.
This was our own interpretation of the superman mythos, so to judge and compare Man of steel with other existing superman films is a bit unfair.
>>80830702
>looks and intelligence
there's no way you're a real person
I don't have long left, I have room for a few questions then I'm off to reddit.
Ask away!!
>>80830756
what's your stance on Hypercrisis?
Henry, why do you wear the mask?
>>80830756
Can you and Chris Evans do some charity work to BTFO of company warfags?
>>80830756
If this DCEU thing doesn't pan out are you going to do tv shows and syfy original movies or is it straight to gay porn?
I ask for a friend
>>80830770
Does charity work mean a sex tape?
>>80830756
how aware of morrison influenced is justice league going to be?
>>80830756
horde or alliance?
>>80830760
>>80830765
You mean, like a multiverse? Like in the other thread? I'm very much for it
>>80830756
what's your favorite color m8
>>80830793
how morrison influenced*
i changed what i wanted to ask halfway
>>80830770
Would be pretty great to have Superman and Cap showing up at Children's Hospitals in costume and character.
>>80830795
Ahm, I'd have to say Alliance
>>80830756
you're my favorite superman, not a question but w/e
why do you guys respond like he's really Mr Cavill?
>>80830824
i choose to believe
>>80830824
It’s fun to pretend.
>>80830824
Its fun
>>80830824
we are a very gullible people
>>80830824
people are bored.
>>80830801
Do you think in Dark Knight Returns Superman lost fight to Barman intentionally? Do you think Man of Steel is that kind of Superman who can take the short end of stick?
>>80830832
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>>80830836
>>80830837
>>80830844
Honest answers. I like it. Carry on anons
>>80830731
Hung. It's hung. You hung out.
You only use "hanged" if it's in reference to physically hanging a person (not an object, then you use "hung").
>>80830756
Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
Bostin in a ebic bait.
>>80830874
Thank you Jessica Fletcher
>>80830484
>I never comment
>AMA
>>80830546
No, that image was debunked because the times were photoshopped
>>80830907
Man of Consistency.
I thought Kieron Gillen was lurking /co/
>>80830276
In-character interview with Lex
http://www.wired.com/brandlab/2015/12/lexical-analysis-lex-luthor-on-disrupting-the-vigilante-industrial-complex/
>>80830934
No he lurks /y/
>>80830314
>>80830341
>>80830385
>>80830804
Red
>>80830970
>>80830276
But actors and actresses say that stuff or something similar all the time for "cred". I'd wager it's a lie or a half-truth.
>>80830756
Your movie changed my life. I don't know if you're the real one but i chose to have hope. It's all some of us have. Just wanted you to know that.
>>80830962
I wish they had done more of these qith other characters
>>80830853
Well, I mean it's Superman, if he want to win he could. He chooses to restrict himself of using full force on normal people.
Even the Man of steel Superman is too afraid of bruising anyone short of zod.
>>80830984
>Henry, tell them it's kino
>...
>Did you tell them it was kino? They'll buy it if you keep saying it's kino
>>80830984
>>80830970
Based Snyder, gave his own blood to bring comic panels to life :)
>>80830438
I think the girl from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide made a thread on /tv/ once.
>>80831003
In a way, each one of you has changed my life as well.
People like you are why I continue to work for this film industry.
I mean, sure the money is great, but it's the fans like you who make it possible!!
>>80831019
It felt like Supes was pushing his limits against Zod desu. It wasn't a matter of how much damage they'd do, but if Supes can win at all.
>>80830438
Zelda (Robin Williams daughter) use to visit /v/ sometimes, but that was before his death. I don't know if she still does.
>>80830735
>>80831019
>>80831060
G-guys, I'm starting to hope beyond all hope that this is really Cavill.
Anyway, nice chat. Something special for the women here coming up ;)
>>80831110
is it your dick, cavill
>>80830438
One of the Sprouse twins definitely posts here and leddit.
The guys from Rick and Morty would shitpost in every early R&M thread
Alex Hirsh and Rebecca Sugar posted here before
Pretty sure RDJ hinted he posted here once
>>80831110
>4chan
>women
It's just neckbeards and Henry Cavill.
"Anyway, nice chat. Something special for the women here coming up ;)"
Wait, that's not right..
>>80831110
>women
You underestimate the level of homolust here
>>80831133
Nah /co/ has like the highest fem population thanks to tumblr
>>80831110
>>80831128
>>80831133
>>80831146
>>80831140
Different tripcode
>>80830438
A lot of musicians admitted they lurk /mu/ or even post/shitpost there.
I don't know what's happening, but I'm off now, make sure to come back to my instagram page in the next3 hours!
<3 to all the women out here :)
>>80831133
>implying there are men on 4chan
lol we all know this site is filled with women pretending to be neckbeards
>>80831140
still show ur abs pls
>>80831187
What a twist!
>>80831173
>tfw he posts this thread on his instagram
>>80831187
If you were a famous movie actor, would you ever admit that you browse 4chins?
>>80831327
god no especially not on /co/ or /tv/
>>80830484
Dick pics or GTFO
>>80831327
Taylor Swift did.
Same with Lil Lel or whatever his name is be.
>>80831327
I'm not even famous but I would still never tell anyone.
This site is beyond embarrassing, I'm only here for the batman v superman stuff
>>80831394
I thought she got caught, but never sdmitted
>>80830438
The entire animation industry for one.
>>80831394
>famous people
>>80831489
I've been increasingly getting the impression that a lot of comics professionals hang out there just so they can talk shit about one another.
>>80830448
This
Keep up the good work bro!
>>80830431
No way.
>>80831133
/co/ is at least 20% female
>>80831050
Mose?
>>80831606
/cgl/ apparently is 70%
>>80830756
Marcel vs Capcom or Injustice?
If you played the one you enjoy who is your main?
>>80831606
>>80831664
I wonder if there are actual numbers somewhere? I would be interesting to see a board by board breakdown.
>>80830438
Taylor Swift is a /b/tard
>>80831742
I remember a show your face thread a couple years ago. About 30 people posted, 7 were girls.
>>80831770
That doesn't reveal much, tho, since most of us don't come here to show our faces.
>>80831742
There's this /y/ poll, which I imagine is one of the boards with a higher amount of girls.
I'd say /co/ having about 20% girls is pretty accurate.
>>80830484
TIMESTAMP YOU PRATT
>>80832016
>11 Straight Males
>On a board dedicated to gay shit involving males
>>80832119
They are probably the same guys who like traps but claim they are totally straight
Embarrassing
>>80831173
We love you too, you sexy beast ;3
>>80830556
>>80830521
>>80830567
>>80830571
He heard the news about being cast as Superman while playing WoW
>>80832119I just come there to research on robot anatomy, and wonder what shit the assassins creed /y/ fandom is up to.
>>80832119
>go to /y/ to see what's up
>Hitler thread
I don't know what I expected.
>>80832119I went to /y/ for the Evangelion threads. Great discussion. Better than going to /a/
>>80830484
Did you or Affleck bang Gal Gadot on set?
Also MoS rocked. You're the best Superman they've found yet.
>>80831173
If this turns out to be true I'm cutting my balls for missing it.
So has anyone checked his instagram? How long has it been?
>>80833127
Which Twitter is it? There's tons of Henry Cavill Twitter accounts.
>>80833275
I think he was talking about his main instagram account
>>80833275
yeah, which one is it? I keep typing his name and official and nothing appears but fan pages.
>>80833329
https://www.instagram.com/henrycavill/?hl=en
Hi, Henry. :3
>>80833344
>https://www.instagram.com/henrycavill/?hl=en
oh he said instagram.....
>>80831327
Anons go into full shitblasting mode once someone famous admits they visit 4chan, so no.
>>80830276
>I never comment because commenting is adding fire to the arguments
Yeah right, he's probably a namefag.
>>80832016
>56% male, 44% female
does /y/ have the "best" gender balance on 4chan?
>>80833520
Anyone have that pic when Ben Affleck posted here?
Or was it /tv/?
>>80833593
That was a fake, IIRC
>>80830276
Superman confirmed for shitting up the board
>>80833127
We should be expecting a post within the next 20 minutes or so
>>80833674
Henry better deliver
>>80833674
>>80833724
It was just a bored anon. No way henry was here.
>>80830276
Damn, I missed "Henry". I was going to ask what his favorite Superman story was :(
>>80833772
I don’t think anyone here really thinks it was Cavill. But who knows, that’s why we’re waiting.
>>80833724
If he couldn't deliver on screen why would you expect him to deliver on /co/?
>mfw cavill is a shit poster
>>80830276
So he knows about baldman and man of murder
>>80831327
That a joke? My best friend, my brothers, and my girlfriend are the only ones who know I post here, and only because most of them do it too.
Sure as hell isn't something I'd want the whole world knowing.
>>80831548
That's because they do.
>>80832156
As funny as it is to see grown men desperately trying to convince themselves that they aren't gay, I believe there's some truth to that.
A man who resembles a woman closely enough can usually get a rise out of me, but that doesn't mean I'd fuck one of them if I had the chance. Not everybody's sexual preferences are reflected in their taste in porn after all.
>>80830510
>4 hours have passed
>Instagram not updated yet
GREATEST TRICK CAVILL EVER PULLED WAS CONVINCING /CO/ THAT HE SHITPOSTS
HENRY CONFIRMED
HE DELETED HIS INSTAGRAM PIC BUT IT WAS A PICTURE OF SUPERMAN SNAPPING ZODS NEXK
HENRY CONFIRMED
HE DELETED HIS INSTAGRAM PIC BUT IT WAS A PICTURE OF SUPERMAN SNAPPING ZODS NEXK
>>80834186
any screen caps?
OH SHIT
>>80834200
no you retard
Habbening
Did anyone else see that? Post the screenshots
Nice elaborate ruse pals
>>80831173
><3 to all the women
Lets summon him again
The new king of /co/. Saw his instagram but too bad I wasn't in this thread when it all happened
>>80830276
BULLSHIT
WE KNOW IT WAS YOU STARTED THE FATMAN MEME CAVILL
>>80834185
>>80834186
>>80834226
>>80834250
proof or gtfo
Relax people, it was just him psyching up for justice league. That picture didn't mean anything
Let it go.
>>80834303
>People actually believe Henry Cavil was in this thread.
You guys seriously gonna fall for this? He has better things to do than shitpost on an indonesian telephone marketing board.
>>80830364
Goals.
>>80834348
Why would he delete it then?
>>80834381
you better give up on that goal. you'll never get him
>One deleted picture on his instagram
>Henry was totally here guise
C'mon
No proof of the deleted pic happening; just an elaborate ruse.
>>80834406
C-Can I settle for looking like him?
You people are retarded and no amount of "I'm just pretending" is going to change that.
>>80834445
I guess but what's the point
>>80834357
Stranger things have happened.
People are falling for the idea that his movie are good.
>>80830276
>Calvin will never snap your neck
>>80830276
This from the man who almost missed the call back for his role in Man of Steel because he was playing World of Warcraft? I believe it.
http://tune.pk/video/2272118/henry-cavill-part-1-the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno
AMA
I mean, let's look at this logically. If he was deep into WoW for at least a while, surely at some point he must have heard of 4chan? Never played WoW so don't know how much those audiences would intersect, but surely there's some sort of correlation no?
That's some clever marketing.
>I frequent [FORUMS] but I don't post at all
>I am one of you, [POSTERS]! Believe me.
>>80834568I actually found out about 4chan through WoW. Some kid was talking about lolcats in my guild and I wanted to figure out about it so I googled it and found /b/ in 2007.
>>80830276
Well, if you're reading this, Henry, I thought you should know that you were a damn good choice for the role of Superman, but the direction and writing did you very little favors. We had great scenes like Martha comforting little Clark when his X-ray vision is going apeshit and holo-Jor-El leading Lois through the Kryptonian ship, but they were few and far between compared to lesser moments, like Jonathan Kent's pointless suicide or that fucking family not running for their lives when Superman is holding Zod's heat vision in place.
This is Tom Hardy on /tv/ all over again
>>80830438
Classic
>>80830484
Henry, I didn't like MoS, and am not excited for BvS, but I just want to go on the record and think you, Ben, and Gal are wonderful for your roles. Its just Snyder, man. I can't stand that fucker, and really think his style doesn't match well with DC content. He is an action choreographer at best, and really wish you could be directed by someone who could help shape a DCU I would wish I lived in as opposed to the one I'm grateful I don't live in, which Zack has given me thus far.
>>80834995
Kill yourself. You autistic fuck.
>>80832532
>Also MoS rocked.
>>80835063
Have a nice day, anon. I hope you enjoy yourself.
>>80835125
Henry stop.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/batman_vs_superman/batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-movie-review-no-spoilers-a132224
A review by someone who actually saw it (no spoilers)
>Overall he says the trailers are really cleverly cut and done and even what we called spoilers is far from the actual events in the movie.
>According to him The Dark Knight and Batman V Superman are going to be the next thing people debate over for best CBM in the DC world (like TDK on juice with meta humans in it but a bit more darker).
>Story would be matching the complexity of the Nolan movies, but the action will surpass them as he said.
>His advice was "forget what DC are doing on the TV side and forget Marvel as a platform for a bit and imagine the animated DC movies but with 2000 times better writing and visuals".
>>80835589
Even if all of that is indeed true, problems like acting and dialogue are still on the radar. Snyder can't really spot a good or bad acting, I doubt he did a good job with BvS eitherunless Affleck helped him
>>80830431
And you didn't screencap it?? Nigga I call bullshit.
>>80830438
I really hope Grant Gustin posts in a Flash thread here one day. /co/ would have a fucking heart attack.
>>80836261
Nah, Tom Cavanagh would be the big one. The zoomposting would be legendary. I really want him to see the Scrubs edits too.
>>80836336
What scrubs edit?
>>80837846
This one.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/010/992/6ec.gif
[scary helicopter noises]
>>80830438
Trevor Moore lurks /b/
>>80835589
>Story would be matching the complexity of the Nolan movies
I hope it's not as shitty as The Dark Knight Rises
>>80837945
>Cavill loves Baneposting so much, he convinces Snyder/Terrio/Affleck to include a scene that would spawn a new meme
