So /co/? Which one's would you pick?
>>80822579
Is that silver surfer or ice man?
Silver Surfer and Hulk
I mean, that's the obvious choice.
Batman and superman
Venom and Carnage are probably the ones I'd least want against me.
>>80822579
Is Hulk and Carnage an option? Can it be eldritch star-spawn shoggoth Carnage?
>>80822613
Did you seriously stick Norrin in there? It comes down to "Norrin and somebody." Probably Hulk or Thor.
>>80822613
Silver Sulfer and Ghost Rider
Or Silver Surfer and Thor
Might also work
>>80822613
Itt
> the thread
>>80822579
Surfer and Thor, we fuck off beyond this realm
>>80822579
The Thing and Spider-Man.
Easiest choice I ever had to make.
Silver Surfer and Ghost Rider is the only right answer
>>80822771
I was just about to type that if I pick Thor and it's his duty to protect me couldn't he teleport me to Asgard and we drink divine alcohol and fuck bitches while everyone else tries to find me.
>>80822780
>Hulk wrecks thing per usual
>Spidey cant even handle 1 symbiote without difficulty, the two together overwhelm him
>Silver surfer atomizes you
Play again
>>80822771
>>80822806
God dammit two different people already picked my exact choice.
Deadpool and Silver Surfer.
Deadpool regenerates and Silver Surfer is Silver Surfer
>>80822818
>Falling for the bait
Ghost Rider and Silver Surfer should be able to take care of everyone.
>>80822579
>13 heroes
>2 villains
I choose Carnage and Venom because getting thrown in jail is preferable to dying.
>>80822579
Silver Surfer and Ghost Rider. The only ones who even reaches them is Thor and Hulk, but Hulk ain't doing shit when his atoms are scattered to the four cosmic winds and Ghosty can just Penance Stare Thor.
>>80822613
>hulk
kek
SS and Thor you pleb
Ghost Rider and Carnage, a match made in hell
>>80822579
Silver Surfer and Deadpool.
I'd just like to get a drink with Deadpool while Norrin just decimates the people hunting me down.
>>80822579
Hulk and Silver Surver.
I'm pretty scared if Carnage is hunting or protecting me. Like how do you know he won't just fucking murder you anyway
>>80822818
The Thing can beat the Hulk.
I saw it in a comic once.
And since when are symbiotes that hard. Just ring a bell near them.
>>80822993
>You're too heavy, weighing me down
>it's not like you need limbs to live, right?
>>80822998
>>80822579
Silver Surfer and Thor
How is this even a question?
>>80822579
Obviously Surfer and Ghostrider, or Surfer and Thor. Hulk is acceptable only to keep him from being one of the ones coming after you.
>Ghost Rider
The guy that couldn't even beat Frank?
>>80823261
You mean the guy who was a victim of Frank's bullshit plot armor.
There, I fixed it for you.
>>80822897
No other option really.
>>80822579
Thor and Silver surfer easy.
Even if they where all working together I doubt they could waltz into Asgard and win, even IF Odin decided not to just McFuck them for whatever reason. Barring that no one can into space like silver surfer. Even IF they got a space ship it would be still not enough for his space bull shit.
Remove: Hulk, Thor, Silver, and ghost and then you have an interesting discussion.
>>80823093
It's not bait, it's canon.
It's also canon that the Silver Surfer can be beat with some simple martial arts. If the Black Panther can do it, so can Spider-Man.
Maybe you should stop being a casual.
>>80822579
venom and spider-man
pure comedy
>>80822579
Ghost Rider and Captain America.
>>80822579
>no going with the obvious choice
this thread is dissapointing
>>80823321
Good point
Let's try this again OP
Considering Surfer can solo the rest of these guys, at the same time no less, him and Ghost Rider for added shits and gigs.
Surfer and Venom.
Surfer to transport me far away, and if we're really in a pinch, Venom can probably lend me his symbiote to shapeshift me so I can hide.
>>80826664
spidie and tony just for the entertainment value.
>>80822579
>GR insta kills all sinners
>SS insta kills remaining people, once he's done waxing poetically about whatever bullshit
>>80826664
Venom and Iron Man. Iron Man for busting Carnage, Wolverine and assisting on Spidey. Venom should be able to handle the rest as long as plot armor is removed.
>>80826664
In this case Venom and Iron man. Venom for the shapeshifting and Iron man for the transport, plus he's the only one who can easily get tech to beat Venom.
Almost picked Venom and Carnage just so Carnage causes chaos that the heroes have to stop while Venom hides me.
>>80826664
>Ironman
For all his technological voodoo and wizardry
>Wolverine
He's arguably the best hunter on the list and arguably the best at hiding.
>>80826813
I'd argue one of the two shapeshifters are better at hiding than Wolverine. All you need to do to find him is a metal detector.
>>80822613
>Hulk
>not based Thor
>>80826664
Tony and Peter.
>>80822579
How much would it affect your choice if that was iceman and not the silver surfer?
I'm not so familiar with the Spiderverse, but can Venom fuse with the Hulk?
Would that even make him stronger?
>>80822579
Hulk and Iron man
>Most are picked of by whatever sick defenses tony can build, the rest are smashed
>>80822579
Silver Surfer and Thor are the very obvious choice here. Have Silver Surfer fly you off somewhere on the other side of the universe, then let Thor take out everyone else. Worst case scenario, I just bro out on the other side of the universe with Thor and Norrin, until some of them finally track me down, by which point, the two of them should be able to take out any of them.
>>80822579
Deadpool and Spiderman. Wilson just puts me in a new comic universe where no one is hunting me, and Peter is good company.
>>80822898
Thor, Hulk, Ghost Rider, Surfer, Deadpool, Wolvie and Cap would all kill to save you though
>>80826713
Surfer probably couldn't even handle Hulk and Thor on his own
>>80822579
Deapool and Spidey!
They would, of course, fail. But, the witty banter between them would make it all worthwhile.
>>80822579
Combine the hulk with venom
I WON
>>80827980
No, you lost.
>>80822579
Surfer and Thor, how is this even a choice?
No two of them can beat the rest combined. There is no right answer to this.
>>80822579
Surfer and Thor probably.
>>80827961
I'd choose the same
>>80828631
Depends on who's writing.
I'll pick whichever street-level heroes Bendis is writing, that'll serve me through!
>>80822579
Silver surfer definitely. Hulk or thor for the second.
>>80822858
It seems like the obvious one to me. Ghost Rider is pretty powerful but I question Penance Stare's effectiveness vs. Surfer or Thor.
Plus, hanging out in Asgard or some cool other planet while the others wasted time to find and get to me would probably be worth it even if I was killed.
>>80822613
they would be unbeatable in a direct confrontation, but doesn't prevent others from killing you using stealth, or traps, or having thor thing and host rider engage silver surfer and hulk while deadpool or cyclops snipe you.
The best duo is siler surfer and spiderman.
SPidey to detect any danger wherever it may come from.
>>80822998
Carnage uses Dazzler as host. Sound makes them stronger and they are immortal.
What now
>>80826664
Wolverine and Daredevil
Between the two of them I'd know if anyone was in a good radius.
>>80826664
iron man and cyclops can both blast the whole area I'm in from miles away. Even if afterwards my protectors whoop their asses I'd stil be dead.
So I need both of them on my side.
And wth Tony's wide array of tehological sensors and sheer power and cyclops strategic ability it's probably the best defensive choice.
I mean, cap and Thing or wolverine and thing would give the same sheer power and ability to detect power, but withouth long range attacks or defense against AoE.
Ironman + cyclops is the most complete package
I mean I'm dead either way, there's so much power on that chart and there's no way even the strongest heroes would be able to hold out against numbers like that.
I'd probably pick Surfer and Thor because they're the closest to being literal gods, but fighting Hulk and Ghost Rider alone would occupy them long enough for Carnage or Iron Man or Deadpool or whoever the fuck to one shot me with anything.
>>80822579
Silver Surfer. He'd take me off Earth and I'd spend the rest of my days wandering.
>>80829074
No it just makes things miserable for Dazzler.
>>80826664
Tony puts me on a remote island somewhere with an Iron Man suit tailor made to protect me.
Wolverine hunts and kills the rest while I sip on Mai Tais surrounded by bikini clad women.
>>80826664
Spider-Woman.
Twice.
deadpool and spoder man
>>80822746
This right here. Surfer can take anyone in the list and in the event he needs it Rider can take anyone else.
>>80833263
this. spiderman and deadpool are a joke team, there's no way they lose. it's like having droopy as your bodyguard
>>80833494
There is always the possibility that Deadpool fucks you over.
And as much as I love Spidey, his track record when it comes to protecting people isn't directly spotless.
>>80829253
Are you for real? Silver Surfer can warp you into a different dimension for your protection. Meanwhile, he can take care of everyone, and if not Ghost Rider can Penance Stare them. Everyone has people they've hurt.
>>80834332
That's with those two banned though.
