Who would win in:
>chess
>basketball
>football
>soccer
>darts
>drinking contest
>monopoly
>>80821951
Superman.
>>80821951
>>chess
Bats probably
>>basketball
Obviously Superman
>>football
Obviously Superman
>>soccer
Obviously Superman
>>darts
Obviously Superman
>>drinking contest
Obviously Superman
>>monopoly
Luck based
>>80821951
>batman
>superman
>superman
>superman
>superman
>batman
>>80822397
>darts
Does Superman have superhuman aim? Couldn't Batman tie for this?
>>80821951
How does one 1v1 at football or soccer.
no one actually wins monopoly
>>80822456
You can 1v1 in soccer. Hell it's the normal thing to do here in Chile when you have a ball and a friend. Both people are the attack , defense and the goalkeeper
>>80822456
>football
you are both quarterback and runner
>soccer
shootouts
>>80821951
>implying Wayne doesn't have a jumpshot sweeter than Steph Curry
kek
>>80821951
Chess is a solvable game, so technically Bats wouldn't have a chance if Supes went full autism. Unless they both go full autism and just play the whole game out in their minds like gigantic goddamn homos.
But Bats would win monopoly hands down.
>>80822456
It's just footwork and shit man, do you not go outside?
>>80822456
>football
Superman yells go long then passes to himself in the end zone
>>80821951
>>chess
Batman. Better tactician than Supes.
>>basketball
Batman can't leap tall buildings in a single bound.
>>football
I'm assuming they're both QBs? difficult call. I'd give it to Supes, if only because coming from the midwest he probably had more of an interest in handegg than Bruce.
>>soccer
Batman, on the other hand, is a world traveller and has therefore probably seen a lot of divegrass.
>>darts
the game would be forfeited when Clark accidentally threw too hard and vaporized the board. I'd give it to Bats otherwise though, throwing sharp things is how he fights crime.
>>drinking contest
Batman, because he's gotten years of drinking practice doing the millionaire playboy thing
>>monopoly
Lex Luthor for finally destroying their friendship.
>>80822618
>chess
>tactics
>>80822453
He definitely has Superhuman aim
His muscle control is so percise he has Super imitation and super ventriloquism
>>80822656
it's literally a strategy game based on war.
>>80822397
>>80822402
>>80822573
I bet Superman has played more chess with Flash than Batman ever has. Plus the only way to really win board games is to have fun. Superman wins.
>>80822618
How could Batman possibly have an advantage over Superman in any physical challenge you mong?
>>80822688
Its a board game with preset rules. Contrary to popular belief being good at chess isnt a good indicator of any sort of intelligence and more of an indicator of how much you play chess.
>>80822699
>Plus the only way to really win board games is to have fun
>what are professional chess players
>>80822715
because not all physical challenges are based on brute strength.
being the quarterback of a football team is probably 75% mental 25% physical.
>>80822573
>Chess is a solvable game
But it's not solved yet, so doesn't that mean Superman would have to rely on quite a bit of brute-forcing? That'd require him to be faster than a modern supercomputer. That's crazy fast. Can he actually think that fast?
>>80822688
It's a boardgame.
It has the trappings of war, but I defy you to find me any war where the rank and file soldiers have the ability to change genders and powerlevels by crossing enemy lines.
>>80822618
Drinking contest? Superman is an invincible alien space god. He could drink a tanker full of whiskey and not even need to pee.
>>80822688
It's a game of who can set their shit up first
>>80822790
>superman only has brute strength
You have never read Superman in your life. Please leave.
>>80822795
the war on 4chan
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>>80822793
>But it's not solved yet, so doesn't that mean Superman would have to rely on quite a bit of brute-forcing
Yeah. Dude has a lot of brainpower.
Bats being who he is I presume he'd batcomputer all possible plays the night before and somehow cram all that knowledge into his brain.
>>80821951
Batman
Superman
Superman
Superman
Batman
Superman
Batman
>>80821951
Superman wins in all of them, unless by Monopoly you mean actual businesses
>>80822790
>75% mental 25% physical
But Superman's physical edge over Batman would more than make up for that. Even if he were as dumb as a rock and it were 99% vs 1%. You don't need strategy when you're an immovable force and as fast as light.
>>80821951
Superman.
>>80822618
>Batman, because he's gotten years of drinking practice doing the millionaire playboy thing
Batman drinks Ginger Ale you pleb
>>80822848
>batman winning at darts
Pls
>>80822618
>>monopoly
>Lex Luthor for finally destroying their friendship.
>>80822790
Batman would tackle him and supes wouldn't budge. Clark could throw farther and run faster. It doesn't matter if he has a mental edge over him. Clark would stomp him.
Are all batfags this fucking stupid?
>>80821951
>>chess
Batman
>>basketball
Batman
>>football
Superman
>>soccer
Batman
>>darts
Batman
>>drinking contest
Superman
>>monopoly
Batman
>>80822618
Go read so fucking comics you goddamn casual.
>>80822943
That's true, Batman would have a significant edge in basketball
Unlike Superman, Batman is urban
>>80822790
>because not all physical challenges are based on brute strength.
Your standard man could still beat a 5 year old super geniuses at Football anon. Supermans physical superiority is astronomical
>>80822926
Honestly it depends who goes first. Both are getting triple 20 each time
>>80822790
offensive coordinator is often more important than the QB
>>80822967
>Supermans physical superiority is astronomical
kek
That's the whole point! Batman knows how to fall, he only needs to hit clark and fall in the correct way and bam! yellow card!
>>80822926
His aim Deadshot tier. The difference is Superman has great aim and amazing muscular control, but he doesnt have the same experience actually trwoing shit.
>>80823150
He doesn't need experience at all.
>>80823150
>but he doesnt have the same experience actually trwoing shit
Dude, do you know how hard it is to hit a moving target 150 million kilometres away? It's REALLY HARD.
The sun, at that distance, is a tougher target than the center ring of a dartboard.
>>80823150
Clark has probably played more games of darts than Bruce since he actually had friends while young that he hung out with.
>>80822967
>Your standard man could still beat a 5 year old super geniuses at Football anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSPaLiTBL3E
>>80822815
>>80822871
>>80822938
>>80822967
>>80823041
>I point out that QB is mostly mental
>you all rage and tell me I'm retarded for saying that Batman would beat Superman
>I literally said Superman would beat Batman
4chan confirmed for not reading comics or 4chan either
>>80823087
>Implying he would even touch Superman
>>80823341
When did I rage? I'm saying you're giving the QB more mental credit than he deserves when he's not often the one deciding the scheme to begin with.
>>80823341
>>80823341
>>I point out that QB is mostly mental
But it would literally not matter. Supermans to fast no matter what Batman does. The ball would have to be filled with Kryptonite
>>80823347
He's talking about Bats flopping because he's a filthy cheat who would probably break his own ankles to get Supes red carded in a friendly game
And then they'd have a laugh about it afterwards in the hospital, because bros
>>80823411
there's a deflategate joke in here somewhere
>>80822966
But on the other hand, Bruce never worked for his money, so monopoly would porbably Supes win.
>>80823423
This.
For some reason people here think you can play sports and not cheat.
>>80822836
>every medical text ever published
They were all sitting on that one shelf?
>>80823546
Shh, Morrison is not a clever man
Pshhhhh bitch plz
Step up, bitches.
>>80823678
>Implying Superman wouldn't win at Basektball
It's not traveling if you're flying and he just sits on top of the hoop when Flash has the ball
>>80823546
that's just the index of indexes
>>80822836
I like when Clark is a nerd
>>80823765
>It's not traveling if you're flying
You can't just make shit up like that haha
>>80823947
How is flying different from dunking?
>>80823967
>Injustice Superman, who is explicitly a dumb scaredy-cat and gets his teeth kicked in by the actual Superman in the finale
Come on anon
>>80823257
Top zozzle
>>80822836
Didn't the flash do this a long time before, but instead he built a house? Like the page looks like it's formatted the exact same. Did JRJR do a page swipe or was it supposed to be a direct homage?
>>80824113
Shit that isn't JRJR, whatever, you know what I mean.
>>80823947
You have to move your feet to travel
>>80824113
The sequence you're referencing I think is from the pre-Flashpoint Johns/Manapul run but I've seen it in other Flash stuff too. It's not really unique enough to be a swipe of anything.
>>80823341
You fucking shitlord, get a trip if you expect me to know what you've said in the past. Your post easily could be misinterpreted to implying batman would have beat him in football.
>>80822699
>I bet Superman has played more chess with Flash than Batman ever has
Flash is super fast but he's not very smart. I could have all the time in the world but I still couldn't beat Kasparov.
>>80823997
Is that what happens? Thx bro I wasn't there yet.
>>80824406
Did you not play the game?
>>80822967
>Your standard man could still beat a 5 year old super geniuses at Football anon
Slightly related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu8h6Z986mc
>>80821951
Superman is canonically a lightweight.
Batman would win darts drinking chess and monopoly
Supes would win everything else
>>80821951
>Batman
>Superman
>Superman
>Superman
>Superman
>No one wins Monopoly
>Chess
Clark decides that it's important to preserve Bruce's ego and decides to let him win. Bruce knows Clark has made this decision and intentionally plays poorly, hoping to force him into winning just out of Bat-spite. Clark recognizes this strategy right off and adjusts his level of skill accordingly, which Bruce responds to by doing the same, etc, etc. Eventually, it reaches the point where Clark asks what a rook does because "he always gets it mixed up with the horse", to which Bruce responds that he's fairly sure rooks don't actually move and are just meant to be "board ornamentation, like the fake mountains in the board game Life".
Stalemate.
>Basketball
In the interest of fairness, Clark subjects himself to a 24 hour red solar radiation bath to ensure he's sufficiently depowered for all sporting events. The first game is one-on-one half-court. Even without his powers, Clark is in excellent shape, and more importantly, he's a tremendous sports fan. Bruce understands the rules of the game and is in excellent shape as well, but plays in a strictly clinical sense; he's able to sink three-pointers easily when he has the ball, but Clark's superior and flashy footwork (he's a Lakers fan) ensures he never has it for long.
Point: Superman.
>Football
Team Superman: Clark, Guy Gardner, Hal Jordan, Barry Allen
Team Batman: Bruce, Dick, Tim, Oliver Queen, Wally West
Both teams are evenly matched at the start, but the game quickly devolves into Barry and Wally competing to see who can pass to themselves from the longest distance. Guy gets annoyed and uses his ring to create the lineup of the 1974 Pittsburgh Steelers, technically securing the victory.
Point: Superman (but he felt bad about it).
>>80824740
>Soccer
To prevent a repeat of the last event, the game is essentially a shootout. Reduced to the pure mathematics of making the shot, Batman has the advantage right from the start.
Point: Batman.
>Darts
Similar to the above. It's a simple matter of applied mathematics, aided by the fact that Bruce doesn't have to directly compete against Clark, only outperform him when they play independently.
Point: Batman.
>Drinking Contest
Even without his super metabolism, Clark has the stocky, powerful physique of a middle-american farmboy, and can definitely hold his alcohol. Bruce, on the other hand, is well known for being prepared to deal with all pathogens known to man and some that aren't, simply because he can't risk his mind being compromised. If he's not completely immune to alcohol's inebriating effects, his tolerance is certainly higher than Clark's.
Point: Batman.
>Monopoly
Simply put, Clark plays for fun and Bruce plays to win. Clark is open to fair trades, Bruce will only consider trades heavily weighted in his favor. Clark is okay with it when Bruce is a little light on rent, Bruce demands Clark mortgage his properties to pay for his stay on Mediterranean Ave. Game ends when Bruce lands on Clark's fully built-up Boardwalk and Clark offers to float him the $1400 he needs, prompting Bruce to flip the board in frustration while shouting about the Parker Brothers' original intention in designing the game as a criticism of capitalism, not an endorsement of it.
Point: Superman, but he calls it a stalemate.
>>80824740
>>80824761
These are good posts.
>>80824740
>(he's a Lakers fan)
"no"
Next set of events:
Ping Pong
Arm Wrestling
KoF 98
Pictionary
>>80824761
>Parker Brothers' original intention in designing the game as a criticism of capitalism
1- the original design was by Some Socialists, not an explicitly capitalist board game company or its then-boardroom-bound founders. Parker Brothers co-opted it.
2-no one ever plays Monopoly to have fun. People play Monopoly because they haven't heard of Settlers of Catan.
>>80824628
>Superman is canonically a lightweight.
Only when depowered Batman also doesn't drink
>>80824983
Batman
Superman
Batman
Batman
>>80822793
>Not solved yet
Chess has be broken do far that there's literally no more strategies to come up with. Every possible move/play has been seen. This is why grandmaster's don't show off new startegies.
>>80825000
Settlers is so fun
Also I really don't see batman endorsing socialism
>>80824406
The comic is a prequel to the game, and the game's climax is "our" Batman beating the shit out of Injustice Batman because Injustice Batman won't let him summon "our" Superman, then "our" Batman summons Superman and Superman singlehandedly trashes the entire regime, finishing by groundpounding Injustice Superman so hard the impact causes a sonic boom
>>80824983
>Ping Pong
Bruce would initially appear to be winning, and then something would happen in the middle of their game and Superman would exhibit his super reflexes, and then he'd have to go.
>Arm Wrestling
Bruce would not even try. He'd have to use kryptonite to win and he wouldn't do that for such a petty thing.
>KoF 98
No real idea, but I can see them both being unfamiliar with it, and then Bruce picking up the basics quicker, and then high level play quicker as well.
>Pictionary
>implying they wouldn't be on the same team
>implying they wouldn't trounce the fuck out of Guy and Tora or whoever they were playing against
>implying implications
>>80825414
>It's a Justice League retreat episode
>It's a Bruce and Clark destroy everyone at Pictionary and Articulate episode
>>80824344
Flash might not be smart but he could still brute force every single move possible for the best outcome.
Or he could tap his brain into the speed force and literally analize every posible variable and predict the future like he did in the new 52.
>>80825748
>Brute force every single move possible
No takebacks allowed. If he makes a wrong move, it stays wrong.
>>80824740
>>80824761
I enjoyed these and they made me laugh.
>>80822938
>Are all batfags this fucking stupid?
Indeed
>>80822943Batfag spotted
>>80823257
>since he actually had friends while young that he hung out with.
Indeed
>>80823921
Superman vs. The Hulk is actually a nerd-gasm while they discuss quantum mechanics, eh?
>>80824113
Yes Flash did, Clark has also done it and, actually, several others. And it wasn't JRJR that drew that Action Comics sequence above.
>>80824740
>>80824954
>"no"
As a Smallville native, he's probably a Jayhawks fan. Either way, growing up in Kansas and the midwest probably gave him way more sports exposure, even if just as an audience member, than Bruce likely ever has had.
>>80824761
We will never get this type of realization from them in a live action or animated depiction and with a few, exceedingly rare exceptions that don't really compare to the best parts of this run, or past history, will ever even close to this kind of sentiment on their parts towards one another.
>>80824344
>needing to be smart to beat chess
Being good at chess isn't about intelligence, it's about memorizing the few strategies guaranteed to result in your victory. Hence why a fucking computer beat the best chess player ever. And not even a modern computer, that thing was made in the 70s or some shit.
>>80821951
Batman:
>chess
>monopoly
Superman:
>Everything else
>>80828080
To be fair, its the program that beat the chess champion. Not the computer. A program written by intelligent humans.
>>80822790
Timmverse Superman could beat the strongest non super powered Batman at any sport regardless of the intelligence difference. His physical capabilities are far too advantagus.
Are gadgets allowed?
Batman automatically wins everything if gadgets are allowed.
>>80822397
Monopoly is definately skill based and batman would win at darts he always throws shit
>>80832322
He has his own Batman brand monopoly board
With a tiny hidden rule that says Batman always wins
>>80822926
wouldn't the atmospheric scatter mean any energy beam powerful enough to engrave a message on that wall would be many meters wide and burn down the building?
>>80832322
>Supes buys Boardwalk and Park Place
>starts loading the shit out of Boardwalk with hotels
>Bats draws a community chest card
>"Advance directly to Boardwalk"
>Bats face when
>"So what does your card say, Bruce?"
>"Uhhhh it says...."
>POOOF-KSSSSSHHHHH
>smoke fills the room
>PODOMF-KLINK-ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>a grappling hook pops out of the cloud, latching onto a building and zips Batman out the window
>>80822790
Nah. That's actually a bit of a myth. The defensive linemen that have to analyze the entire field and adapt to it within less than a second constantly are the ones that actually need intelligence.
>>80824740
>Guy gets annoyed and uses his ring to create the lineup of the 1974 Pittsburgh Steelers, technically securing the victory.
Perfect
I've got a few
>Twister
Mr. Fantastic vs. Plastic Man
>Tennis
Hulk vs. Supes
>hide and go seek
Daredevil vs. Batman with gadgets
>hotdog eating contest
Goliath vs. Giant-Man
>tag
The Flash vs. Quicksilver
>Staring contest
Vision vs. Supes
>skeet shooting
The Punisher vs. Deadpool
>Trivial Pursuit
Tony Stark vs. Reed Richards
>arm wrestling
Colossus vs. Hercules
>>80833852
>Plastic Man
Much stretchier, there's a whole series of posts about it, it's a pretty famous screenshot here
>Giant-Man?
He's bigger, no? Idk, I don't read much Marvel.
>The Flash
Not even close
>Stalemate
Neither of them needs to (unless we're talking Silver-Age Supes, who super-hacks Vision or some B.S.)
>Punisher
Has Deadpool ever even shown to have excessive skill with weapons?
>Reed
Tony should, ostensibly, be more of an engineering guy. Reed is just a fucking genius.
>Dunno
No clue about either of these guys feats (although isn't Colossus more about durability than flat-out strength?)
