The greatestsex tapein the history of the world: Daughter of Krypton versus Streak of Central!
>>80816073
If God won't leak it, the Devil will do it!
No, Barry is pure
>>80816073
Why does anyone think a sex tape with someone whose power is SUPER SPEED would be anything but massively disappointing?
>>80816073
They brought the ship to us
>>80816073
I hope some one draws porn of them
>>80816129
Like Barry had a choice.
>>80816073
If there's even a 1% chance there's a sex tape out there, we have to take it as an absolute certainty.
>>80816073
The red guy is cumming!
>>80816073
You are not brave. Men are brave. You say want to fap, but you can't even experience their sex tapes, their leaked pics! It's time you learn what it means to be a man!
>>80816132
Super recovery.
Vibration.
Friction manipulation.
sex tapes are always done on incredibly low quality cameras though, sometimes nightvision. these fuckers would need one of those speed cameras from mythbusters to capture the action
>>80816132
he could cum indefinitely, just like my japanese hentai
>>80816073
God, can you imagine what the porn must be like in the Marvel or DC universes? With all the mutants and metahumans running around? Girls like Wonder Woman, guys like Captain America, perfect physical specimens, everywhere, and they have SUPERPOWERS.
They have freaking shapeshifters, for Christ's sake. You could wind up fucking a woman with 18 tits riding a unicorn across a rainbow.
All I can say is that the Hypercrisis can't come soon enough.
/co/, stop sexualizing Supergirl.
Greatest sex tape? It's already happened
>>80817249
Shapeshifters go around making sex-tapes as famous celebs for fun &/or profit or just because they didn't like someone in a movie.
>>80817891
What the fuck? That's not the image I posted. I don't even have that image
>>80817521
Nevers!
Otp
>>80817891
>>80818415
>wanting not-Jimmy anywhere near her
>>80818568
What's wrong with Jimmy?
>>80818610
That's not Jimmy.
That's almost the exact opposite of Jimmy Olsen.
>>80818610
Anon you must be confused, that's Jamal Olsen.
>>80816316
All you'll see with the crappy cameras used for amateur sex tapes would be supergirl naked with her legs spread and a red blur.
>>80818690
>Works for the daily planet
>Dates Lucy
>Best friends with superman
It's still Jimmy
>>80818870
He'd make a better Lois IMO.
>>80818870
2/3 there, just like to point that out.
>>80818829
Nice racist meme. Back yo /pol/
>>80819006
Which ones wrong?
>>80816167
That episode proved me so wrong about her not being hot, I used to think she was cute at best.
>>80818870
So as love as he does the same things it's the same character? so Superman could be Godzilla like monster and still be Superman?, he still is an alien, has superpowers and saves the world, right?
>>80816167
>man hands
>resting bitch face
>no cape
0/10 wouldn't repopulate with.
>>80819055
Early on they have Jimmy do a bit of exposition and tells Kara that he's quit Metropolis to have a fresh start away from Superman (only to have his fresh start be right there with Supergirl). He works exclusively for CatCo.
>>80819212
Good, back to /polgbt/
>>80819009
>4chan's opinions belong on /pol/
How new are you?
>>80819901
>>80819084
It takes bravery to admit you were wrong. I'm proud of you.
>>80818690
It's older Jimmy, retard. After he's been running around with Superman for years. It's like the Jimmy in All-Star Superman.
>>80817891
>1
You have more, don't you?
>>80820815
Except he's not dressed in drag.
Checkmate, atheist.
>>80820815
Nobody reads comics
>>80818415
>Fucking repulsive non-human, bitch don't even know I'm actually alternate universe lex luthor. 3 dimensions are also shit. I hope the flash doesn't steal my body again.
his effects look a little better on a show with a much higher budget per episode
>>80818870
>Jimmy is now a basketball american
>>80824030
>basketball american
>>80824030
Epic. Kill yourself
>>80818690
>tall, handsome, masculine, professional, talented
yeah, you're right
still hot though
>>80824114
Aw, touched feelings
>>80824030
kek
>>80824152
At least I get touched, unlike you.
>>80824262
so mad
>>80824334
>Get called out for being a friendless socially rejected racist unloved beta
>B-better call him mad
That's how I know how pathetic you are
>>80824405
You deserve a whole reaction folder for how bootyblasted you are
>>80818870
hol up
Jimmy ashy?
>>80824476
>
Lol
>>80816073
Man, i'm so hyped for this crossover i feel like a kid again
It looks like so much fun c:
>>80816132
She would be trapped in a loop of high speed cumming.
Supergirl would effectively be imprisoned in a perpetual stream of orgasms, her body never becoming sore and responding to Flash's vibrations continuously.
He could fuck her over and over and she'd be utterly helpless as he pounds her infinitely.
She'd be his bitch.
>>80817249
Reed Richards is the ultimate PIMP.
>>80827191
>Barry just doesn't even give a shit about his secret identity anymore
>>80827162
>Mr Multiverse
>I'm Lane
>>80827207
It's not his universe so why would he?
>>80827634
Just rock my shit up!
>>80818320
literally what?
>>80827207
BUT I CAN'T TELL PATTY THOUGH!
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF DANGER IT WOULD PUT HER IN!
EVEN THOUGH LITERALLY ALL OF MY ARCH NEMESIS AND ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS AND PARENTS KNOW I'M THE FLASH, AND IT'S NOT LIKE CAPTAIN COLD OR ZOOM WOULD -NOT- TARGET HER TO GET TO ME BECAUSE "OH SHIT -SHE- DOESN'T KNOW HE'S THE FLASH! WE CAN'T USE HER AS LEVERAGE!"
I MEAN, SHE'S A GOOD COP AND KNOWS I'M HIDING SOMETHING FROM HER AND ME NOT TELLING HER THE TRUTH IS JEOPARDIZING OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP AND WHEN SHE'LL FIND OUT BY HERSELF IT WILL COMPLETELY SHATTER ANY SENSE OF TRUST BETWEEN US BECAUSE I HAD LIED TO HER ALL THAT TIME BUT
I CAN'T TELL PATTY THOUGH!
>>80827826
It's a known glitch that happens when two posters post an image at the EXACT same time, the server gets confused and mixes their pictures up. It used to happen a lot more often back in the days. First time I saw it in a while, but it's not uncommon.
>>80818690
They had two different Jimmy's on "Lois & Clark" - neither of whom were red-heads or had freckles.
>>80828336
And neither of whom were tall, bald black men. But hey, it's all the same, right?
>>80827966
>PATTY
Patty a cute. A CUTE.
>>80827166
Barry looks like he's just remembered he was supposed to be stopping zoom
>>80825743
>>80824262
>>80824405
Nigga mad as shit
or, excuse me my fellow shitskins
>socially rejected racist blah blah
that's a tumblrina if I ever seen one
>>80828559
Patty best girl t b h
>>80816073
itll be like 2 second long
So if Superman exists in this world, why does no one talk about him?
>>80828540
Yes anon you are correct. After all Jimmy doesn't ever bring up his hard luck ginger roots. Which means his race could be anything and still fit the character.
Glad we all understand now.
>>80816167
>heavy make-up
>thin eyebrows
>fridge body
Dropped.
>>80828999
Because he's not Felicity.
>>80828938
>white knighting a white beta guy you don't know
JUST
>>80817891
>who was it?
>>80824030
>basketball american
>>80830054
doesn't 'fridge body' imply someone thicker? she's more of an ironing board
