ITT: Trash /co/ tricked you into reading/watching.
>Boohoo! It's so hard growing up!
>>80807516
>Your babysitter molested you and your brother? WHO CARES! Walk it off, suck it up, be a man!
>>80807685
>>Your babysitter molested you
This is /co/. Everyone's babysitter molested them.
i kill giants.
>>80807720
Fuck you. I kill Giants was good.
>>80807767
I guess you fell for the "I Kill Giants was good" meme.
I've read storytimes on here of Lumberjanes and Rat Queens. Those are a few hours of my life I'll never get back.
>>80807516
ASBAR and TDKSA
Morel orel
fight me, faggots
>>80807861
>reading a Jim Lee comic
You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>80807516
Its not /co/'s fault you're a giant faggot.
>Batman: Year One
"I'm not a Batfan," is what I said before a gaggle of anons began to tell me that Year One is the MUST READ Batman comic, even if you don't like Batman you will like this comic. Well guess what? It was shit. Everything involving anyone who wasn't Gordon was boring as fuck, the only thing that Batman did that sticks out in my head was when he went after the cop who shot at the cat. Redhood and the Outlaws might be the worst thing on my sheld, but I look at year one and am reminded that I wasted 17 bucks on something that I should have just pirated.
I'm a little bitch when it comes to sad movies but this was almost infuriating to watch how fucking stupid these people were.
Preacher.
Ennis can't wear a fedora and write at the same time. I'm glad it wasn't the first thing I've read by him.
>>80808122
>I can't into blue comedy
>Everything that mentions God is making a statement about God
ftfy
Ultamites end
Fucking Bendis
>>80807808
I've seen the argument " well these comics aren't meant for you" except the same thing is true of Gotham Academy and Ms. Marvel, but I can actually see quality and talent in those books. Lumberjanes was fucking boring
>>80808186
There's blue comedy and there's shock schlock for 12 year olds.
>>80808043
Batman Year One is only really worth it for the Mazz art. Born Again is the stronger Miller/Mazz story by far.
This shit is literally a cocktail of every pretentious hipster thing on the planet.
>Rickenbacker bass
>Canada
>retro vidya
>subliminal anime references for good measure
>dude girls are weird lmao
All it needed was a healthy does of white people hate and it would've become pop culture gold
>>80808062
I'm with you on this one anon, I couldn't be sad when everything they got was almost justified.
>>80808062
They're not stupid, they're uninformed.
The government gave them faulty information about how to survive.
>>80808247
But all three of those are the same shit
>>80807516
HAHAHAHAHAHA you gigantic faglord, how did you ever let yourself get suckered into thinking anything by Craig Thompson was good?
He's never managed the first fucking thing of merit, he's just a pretentious sap. I've taken hard shits with better content than Habibi.
>>80808062
Punisher max specifically Aaron's fucking run with Dillion lifeless shitty art almost ruined the whole series max until the Tygre came out.
>>80808304
Yeah, seriously, how dare he write about Canada? HOW DARE HE? Doesn't he understand that Canada is a meme and memes are bad?
>>80808304
White people hate wasn't in vogue when it came out, and it pretty much was pop culture gold at the time it was made. That's why it's still relevant five years after ending.
>>80808291
The art was outstanding, but the writing just fell flat for me, aside from the cat bit, and Jim tosses Flask the baseball bat, it was awfully forgettable.
>>80808247
I think that's what irritates me the most about Lumberjanes - it's not horrendous... just horrendously dull.
>>80808447
Yeah I remember very little about it outside the art and Catwoman being black or mixed or something. I guess the colorist was a Eartha Kitt fan.
>>80808393
It wasn't about whether or not they could just survive a nuclear apocalypse on the country/town but they even ignored what their shitty pamphlet told them! And they still kept trying to turn on electrical appliances even after they already established the power wasn't working and they acted like it was weird.
Seriously, fuck them. There was tons more of stupid shit but I can't be bothered to remember because my friend and I were just begging for them to die already. There's a difference between being naive and optimistic and then just plan retarded.
>>80807720
I posted about that once and how I couldn't finish it. Then I had people yelling at me that the ending was good and that I had no taste. Why should I trudge through garbage to hopefully get a good payout? I could just read a comic that's good the whole way through.
This started out okay, but then just throws everything away for the sake of being experimental. I've heard it's better if you have suffered from mental illness, so maybe it isn't for me.
World of Tomorrow was decent.
>>80809038
>And they still kept trying to turn on electrical appliances even after they already established the power wasn't working and they acted like it was weird.
By that time, they were disoriented by the fallout poisoning. It's one of the symptoms. I know it's hard to spot the difference between them doing weird shit because they were sick and their dottering ordinary slightly senile selves, but at some point after the bomb dropped they went over the edge and you can see their behavior is being seriously affected because their brains are starting to die inside of them. That and they spent part of the film stuck in the denial stage of accepting their own deaths.
>>80808304
the worst part is having the autor go ''these is the music that I was listening while working on this'' as closing words...
and of course the list is ''literally who???'' the bands
>>80807800
> using meme in an unironic manner
Oh how this board has fallen
>>80809375
>at some point after the bomb dropped they went over the edge
But they were still unbelievably retarded before that. Their ignorance only made it worse by exposing themselves to even more radiation, which at that point would be effecting them more than enough to disorientate them.
>>80807516
Superior Spider-Man
Outside of the costume, I found the story really dull and all the characters annoying.
>>80809831
2010 was the last good year.
>>80810128
You just missed some of the words when they made the suggestion. You were supposed to read Superior FOES of Spider-Man.
>>80809981
But that's just the thing- they were ignorant. The pamphlet gave them a set of instructions that were (poorly) designed with the idea in mind of protecting them against fallout, but failed to explain the crucial information that if they went out and came in contact with irradiated dust, they'd get sick and die. They couldn't pull out their iphone and look information on nuclear war up. Jim actually did more research than most people did, but he still lacked understanding of the important workings of the matter. Without grasping that knowledge they only had their own experience to go by, and at first things seemed okay. For example, the water seemed clean, so they drank it. Nothing in the experience from their lives indicated there was anything wrong with that, but it killed them much faster. By the time they should have realized things were very wrong they were too far gone to properly react. And again, they weren't only suffering from physical strain and illness, but emotional strain as well. Their world was literally blown apart.
I don't blame you for not feeling bad for them, though. They were pissing me off a bit too, but I think that frustration is supposed to be part of the tragedy. The film leaves me wondering if they could have survived if only they'd done everything just right and not fucked up, or if they'd always been doomed from the start.
>>80810395
I saw that other guy's comment in the thread. You aren't tricking me into watching it.
>>80809120
I could not finish it either.
I feel bad because I got it signed by based Joe after talking to him for like 90 minutes.
Cool dude.
Also the New Frontier.
God art and great premise, story was so bad
>>80808804
>>80808447
>>80808291
Movie was better.
Both of them
>>80810579
> Also the New Frontier.
>>80810579
new frontier is just meandering, cooke really seemed to have no idea as to what he really wanted to accomplish with it and basically just made a overdrawn 400+ page pilot
Superior Foes
>>80807516
Pic fucking related
The movie and the comic were both trash
Most of the Fantagraphics catalog.
>>80809754
/mu/ here, do you know where I can find the list so I can determine whether or not you're a pleb?
>>80810804
Did you like Jim Woodring's stuff at least?
>>80810808
Not him but Modest Mouse - Out of Gas was on there.
>>80810890
>Modest Mouse
>"Literally Who"
>>80810890
>Modest Mouse
>Literally who
Anon confirmed pleb
>>80810884
Yeah, that stuff was pretty rad.
>>80810959
Fuck yeah then we're good
>>80808304
Movie was better
>>80810395
I understand where you are coming from anon, and I know the whole point was that they WEREN'T prepared and they were so blissfully ignorant and in denial but I felt like they went far up and beyond that into pure stupidity all the way around. It's always recommended in feels threads and I'm a masochist so I was ready for bitch tears. And after Grave of Fireflies? Man I was so fucking hyped for another movie to ruin my day. But coming from a person who will legitimately shed a tear from just seeing how happy a dog is to see it's owner came home from work because I will cry at anything sad or even happy - this movie did absolute nothing for me and it's by far grossly overestimated.
For fuck's sake. They were even talking about writing the russians an angry letter because war isn't very nice and then inviting them over for tea.
>>80811048
If you didn't like When the Wind Blows, did you try watching Barefoot Gen instead? Gen is feelsy and really does nuclear aftermath much better, imo.
>>80811130
No, I've never heard of it but I will check it out. I'm putting my faith in you.
>>80810908
>>80810910
>>80810808
look at the hipsters! Nobody knows who the fuck Modest Mouse is, they look like a generic Nickelback band
>>80808197
I am positive no one here told you Ultimate End was good.
>>80807685
The whole "burn everything that makes you sad in a bucket outside of your house" thing is a bit much, I mean holy shit.
and fuck that dude's mom; what man here can honestly say they've never had a piss fight when they were a small child?
>>80807516
> Jesus will never give you a thumbs up while fucking a girls brains out.
>>80807808
Yup, came in to post lumberjanes. Legit I dont know why anybody would read such boring trash.
>>80807861
/co/ doesn't like TDKSA and only likes ASBAR ironically
>>80811256
Not the other Anon but Gen is a classic, well worth a watch.
>>80807767
bro-bro i think it was shit. i'll respect your opinion and you can respect mine.
>>80809120
yeah massive waste of time.
the main character is not likable.
>>80808304
At least Wallace and Lisa made it readable.
>>80809195
It's just not for you probably, it's kind of weird at times. I wouldn't say it's about having a mental illness, more about general sadness and existencialism.
But if it hits you, man, it hits you really hard
Ennis' Punisher max, the whole thing is a 12 year Olds idea of mature content.
>>80812245
They burned their trash anyway, its no different from throwing shit out that makes you sad and taking it to the curb for pick up
>>80814040
You're thinking of Aaron/Dillon Punisher
Ennis actually does his research and Parlov is one of the top Yuro artists to ever grace the business
>>80807516
Read Blankets long before I started coming here. Enjoyed it, then reread it and realised there was a good comic in there trying to get out. Chunky Rice tells the story much better with all the fat cut away.
>>80808447
Fuck dat scene is amazing..."I do just enough to keep him out of the hospital". Was Jim Gordon ever written as hardcore again?!
>>80810804
You're a huge faggot, and also a disgusting pleb. People like you make /co/ a fucking terrible place. However if you actually bought the books then you're somewhat less of a cunt.
>>80811001
That doesn't ameliorate his faggotry in the slightest (even though Woodring is one of my favourite ever cartoonists).
Only thing I remember being disappointed in ws All-Star Superman...oh and Hush, Hush was fucking dogshit.
>>80815521
Fuck off
>>80815771
Stay plebian!
>>80815869
I preferred you when you were Vollsticks, and I disliked you back then too.
>>80811256
It's also short, so even if it was bad, then it does the decent thing of not wasting an hour of your life.
>>80815955
That's fair enough, you should know I won't lose any sleep over it though.
>>80816251
I know that, just letting you know too.
