>Don't eat the Fish Tacos Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 12: "Inside Man" [Mar 15th]
Coulson and General Talbot are forced to team up and attend a worldwide symposium on Inhumans, where they suspect Malick has an inside man. As the S.H.I.E.L.D. team gets closer to the truth, an unexpected traitor is revealed.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
By the way, I think a few people mentioned the streams were shit. If you have better ones, please post them
>>80787091
Just torrent the episodes. 720p HEVC maybe.
So with Daisy and Lincoln hooking up, which one will end up getting possessed by HiveWard and brought back with the power of love bullshit?
Just give me more Elena.
>>80787329
Literally never happened on this show. Every love story ends in a horrific tragedy.
>>80787076
Fuck, I keep forgetting about this. Today keeps getting better.
>>80787076
This is the 2nd episode back, right?
>>80788223
Yes. Episode 10 was in December. Episode 11 was last week.
MUH DELEGATES
Haha! Time for Squid Ward!
Oh, Christ.
I didn't think the Real O'Neals would be this bad.
>>80788574
I think it will stink upnthe airwaves for two seasons
13th for thickness
>Live in a state with a primary
GOD FUCKING DAMIT
>he was strong
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here comes squid ward power hour.
>Hive sucking his own dick by complimenting Ward
This show is turning more and more into Mortal Kombat every episode
That's gross.
So, yeah, I guess he is Gorgon.
>>80787178
HEVC is shit
>>80788549
>>80788687
>squid ward
Fantastic name
Everyone is actually becoming Ward
>>80788625
>>80788625
Thanks for the weekly fap
Aww, Talbot's wife is leaving him.
Oh boy talbutts wife left him soon as her joined SHIELD.
>Shake and Bake
>>80788757
>the old shake n bake
>shake n bake
top kek
And once again Inhumans are X-men lite in AoS.
>nathan petrelli's wife flies away
How ironic.
>Awakening
HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TERRIGEN
>>80788827
The whole point of Inhumans has always been to be Mutant standins.
>twelve o'clock
>captions say 6:00
okaaaay
Creel's the Michelin Man
Oh hey Adsorbing mans back!
Crusher Creel is back
I totally forgot what happened to this guy.
>>80788891
apparently Talbot hired him
OH FUCK, CREEL'S HIS BODYGUARD
TALBOT CONFIRMED FOR SHIELD WHEN?
oh hey Talbot running your on little Thunderbolts program
Oh goddamnit Talbot.
>>80788891
He got stoned by the Diviner that killed Xena &Tripp and awakened Daisy. Guess he got better.
I live in Florida and they won't stop jerking off Clinton
what's happening in AoS?
Are they doing the episode poster thing again? They were awesome last two seasons.
>>80788891
In his premiere episode, Coulson handed him over to Talbot, but we hadn't heard anything after that.
So Creels on team talbooty huh.
>>80788872
I know, just can't help but think what it would've been like if mutants and ihumans can be used in MCU.
I like Burt's Bees.
>>80788925
>TALBOT CONFIRMED FOR SHIELD WHEN?
Talbot runs the ATCU (bless you), which now works for SHIELD. So...last episode?
>>80788953
I hope so. This one is just from WonderCon
>>80788940
people ave been jerking off Clintons for decades, you'll get use to it.
>>80788959
Would've been redundant
>OMG I don't know why they think we're evil
>you have superpowers and a bunch of you are evil
>OMG humans are evil too
Heh, Creel and Talbot working together, it's like I am reading a Hulk comic
Absorbing Man as regular character pls.
>>80788940
They had Coulson say that even the worst of the Inhumans isn't as evil as Trump
>This one is swarthy enough for Jemma to fuck.
>>80788940
>they won't stop jerking off Clinton
Well, she does have a bigger dick than Bernie...
>>80789001
yea except in this instance they are doing it as special local coverage instead of AoS
>>80788990
HA
Meant HYDRA but whatever
Anyone else like the AOS comics?
Thinking about reading some "Nick Fury Agent of SHIELD" too, since I enjoyed Sgt Fury
>>80789054
Get the original Steranko TPB. Really 1960s trippy.
PSH, like Quake and Dollar Store Electro could take down a Hulk and Thor level villian
>>80789054
its just Marvel Superhero team up featuring Agents of SHIELD
its not bad
>"We'll take him down so hard, he'll never get up."
bravo
>>80789014
Hmm, guess you're right.
Also neat how Creel got a mention in Daredevil.
Ward is best body
>fucking john kasich
wtf. someone post whats going on!
So lime ward is still salty about Agent Xena's death.
>Squid Ward confirmed Inhuman
>we're not friends
Jesus May
>>80789151
Fuck politics.
the episode is wasted
>>80789167
I'm still salty about that.
>inside man
>or woman
You know what he meant
>>80789170
Well duh>It's all loosey goosey
>>80789173
May's not friends with anybody. She just fucks people once in a while.
>>80789151
High rates of Ohioan mental birth defects?
Talbot's long buzz cut makes him look like some weird troll doll
>>80789167
>>80789189
literally got Xena for one episode and wasted her
What was that handshake all about?
Talbot looking cute in the china dress.
>sushiyaki
>Fitz like a glove
BOO
Thank you robot hand
>>80789224
didn't you see teh flash? Coulson's robot hand scanned the palm
>Talbot thinks it's everybody
I love him
>Congratulations! You've just narrowed it down to everyone.
>>80789229
>scar on Down Under's face
>>80789267
That can only mean it's Talbot.
Christ, DeadWard just gets creepier.
I fucking love it.
>>80789274
just the type of subtly you expect from someone that usual spends their time hunting the Hulk
>>80789304
Top kek
>>80789304
It probably is. BETRAYAL!
>>80789312
Is it all make-up or is Dalton on a diet?
Wow RIP to our south florida friends. they just posted they're airing the episode sunday at 12:30 PM
>>80789326
I think I remember hearing that it's not as much makeup as you'd think.
Punisher and Nick Fury teamup when?
Top cockblocking jenna
>HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>80789346
It looks like a lot of eyeshadow in the wrong places. It looks pretty good, though... or good at looking bad, anyhow.
>That should be me underneath Skye damnit.
This scene is giving me a chubby
First sparing then se- Simmons cockblock!
>you will never shock Skye's ass as she rides your benis
>>80789326
>>80789346
I'm gonna say 85% cgi
>unpronounceable names
I love Talbot's casual racism
Oh Talbot, you are so charming.
Talbet is literally every American stereotype in one bad haircut
>it's a genetic anomaly
But not mutants, nope! We promise!
>>80789439
Good point. I hadn't considered CGI, and it's cheap and simple these days.
>>80789473
The difference being Inhumans are artificial.
There talking about Amnesty cities, aren't they?
Never trust an Australian. Everything that comes out of their mouths is meant to get somebody riled up
>You will never be pinned down by Daisy and then be made into into her human chair
>You will never suck the farts out of Daisy's ass
>Talbot doesn't want a bodyguard
>he wants a vaccine
>>80789535
JDIMSA
Why are you so aggressive Skye?
We Attilan now?
>>80789556
If you were threatened with extinction wouldn't you be?
>put full-palm print sensors on doors
>outside windows not even locked
>>80789556
She is her mother's daughter. She sees the Inhumans as her responsibility.
Blow the hotel room safe instead of using a gizmo.
>Subtle, Bobbi
>>80789219
2 episodes. She was in the flashback episode for the aircraft carrier
Fuck, they brought the Inhuman to the conference
>group of superpowered humans with altered genetics fights threats from powered and normal humans alike while facing social pressure and a possible cure
INHUMAN AND PROUD
SKYE WAS RIGHT
TALBOT YOU FUCKING DICK.
>>80789601
It's not extinction. It reverses it for those that don't want to be Inhuman and gives those that terrigenesis kills a chance to live
>>80789304
You FUCKING called it!
>>80789639
FUCKING TALBOT
HAIL HYDRA
Motherfucker...
GODDAMNIT TALBOT
>>80789666
Called it.
TALBOT NO
>>80788925
CALLED IT
THOUGH I said the wrong name
OH FUCK YOU TALBOT
>>80789304
KEK
Talbot is Hydra!
>Wait, wut?
HAHA! IT WAS TALBOT! FUCKING CALLED IT!
It's a military general ignores the president and does his own thing episode
>>80789666
And the president for picking him?
Also, hail Hydra.
Talbot
Agents of HYDRA
>>80789304
you guessed right
Mr. Mustache no!
Wow, this president really sucks!
>Just like the real ones.
>The Dick bag Hulk villian was the traitor
The guy who looked like Hitler had to be made the bad guy eventually.
God fucking damnit. Why has no Ward killed Talbot yet?
>>80789673
But it could well be used against the children of Inhumans who have yet to undergo Terrigenesis, to end their line.
i don't know why anyone was surprised maybe everyone including the writers forgot that he was already revealed as hydra last season
TALBOT ISN'T A TRAITOR
GLORIOUS TALBOT
BASED LIMEY WARD
It's ok guys, it's just blackmail
>>80789786
It's not like the genes die out if you don't go through terrigenesis.
Wow, Daisy's really getting into this Inhuman thing.
Oh they got his son, tough choice to make
>I still hate you but not as much
What was that about a watchdogs on the internet? Possible reference to some new enemy?
Skye you're being Laurel levels of irrational.
>>80789786
It'll be like vaccinations
>>80789825
Sure he is. Just because he's blackmailed doesn't mean he's not a traitor.
Amazing how they managed to make Skye even worse.
Now she's like a white chick who found out an ancestor was black and tosses on a dashiki and starts trash talking the man...
All I know now, is that I am anti-mutant.
>>80789863
She's talking about /pol/
Dis nigga strait setting up son of coal.
>>80789867
naw she's past Laurel getting close to Felicity level
FEEDING TIME
>>80789932
man, this show really needs a felicity
Iron Chef's thinking he's gotten way over his head.
>>80789932
She's intense, but her fears aren't at all unfounded.
THE GREATER GOOD
>bad guy asks underlings to kill good guys
What could possibly go wrong?
>>80789863
Homefront / /pol/
>orders them killed
>leaves the room
HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A BOND MOVIE MALICK?
>>80789967
Iron Chef's killed how many people on this show and he starts caring about 5 nobodies?
The problem with Hydra goons is they never think, "Maybe I'm next."
>>80789979
Yea I guess she saw X Men 3
TODAYS SECRET INGREDIENT:
HUMANS
>>80790006
It was the colombian cop who said they're innocents.
Which is even funnier
>>80789999
>>80790006
There's killing people and there's doing whatever DeadWard is doing.
Oh Agents of BULLSHIT, I missed your wild antics.
Now if only Ward could be resurrected to style on everyone. Fuck this Hive bullshit.
>>80790006
I think it may be the "screaming in abject horror" thing that got to him.
>What really happened between her, El Chapo, and Sean Penn?
lulz, apparently
How is The Family not over with a DNA test?
>>80789999
>>80790036
Nobody in movies or TV shows ever watches movies or TV shows.
>>80789863
Watchdogs pop up in the episode at the end of the month. Mac's brother is among them
EYYYYY, Absoring Ma to save the day.
>Marathon through city landmarks
Wonder why this hasn't been a thing
>>80790075
God, I've wanted to fuck her since I was a kid
AW FUCK, CREEL'S A GOOD GUY
>captcha is 616
Okay that hand mark on "Ward's" chest is annoying the hell out of me
Only Coulson's hand is cybernetic, can a ordinary human's arm even exert enough pressure to crush a mans chest.
Oh shit crusher Creel saving the day!
>give me a hand
What is with this weird looking slowmo?
>>80790075
el chapo hit her from the back-o while sean penn wrote all over her castillo
And he's outta there!
what bet did Talbot lose to get that haircut
Daisy's horrible at clearing a room
>>80790195
OH GOD
Oh look: Skye actually realizes that she was acting irrational and apologized and she talks it out with her boyfriend.
>I don't know what's going on with me right now
PREGGO CONFIRMED?
I want to cum all over Daisy's face and hai-
OH SHIT, TITTIES
Now I know this is a sex thing.
>>80790234
An apologetic and reasonable woman in a cape show? HUH?
>>80790140
Takes a shitload of force to do so. You can't just do it by lightly pressing against someone (unless you have a robot arm that can push at 300+ PSI, of course)
GAWD DAMN DAISY
HNGGGGGG
Is it just me or did the plane shook during sex scene?
>Call me Glenn
>Occasionally.
Oh that's nasty
Oh that's messed up Ward....
Ward's gone Parasite Eve now.
>>80790282
fuck i missed em
Terminator?
>That terminator pose
Hot damn.
>>80790322
Terminator music
Terminator pose
Apparently the humans were Canadian.
That's filthy.
they look like Mars Attacks skeletons
I imagine that goop is a combination of melted flesh and plasma
>>80790322
I looked away what happened, was she lewd?
Aw but I liked deformed hive ward.
>staring into the camera
God damn, he's good.
>>80790047
>Now if only Ward could be resurrected to style on everyone. Fuck this Hive bullshit.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnddddddddddddd.... done. I think classic Ward will be surfacing on and off now
>Squid Ward is ready for Marco's Foam Party
>>80790371
Took her shirt & bra off in one motion.
So any inhumans we know of that come from ausland
You want me post my snaps about this?
>>80790378
Like you don't LOVE wet and glistening hard body Ward.
>>80790435
You mean Topless Daisy? Hell yeh.
So Bobbi and Hunter's spin-off starts from here? Or will it start off from the next season?
>Trapped in the Closet
>>80790410
Some one please webm this quickly
Holy shit Mac wasn't in this episode
I feel like I should know who that is.
So who is it?
>>80790508
I hadn't even noticed
>>80790530
I didn't notice until they showed the trailer for next weeks episode & he popped up
OK so who's going to die next week? My moneies on hunter
>>80790379
He knows!!
I miss self contained episodes, ever since the hydra reveal it's just been a linear path.
Go off the rails a bit ABC, give me an ep where mack and fitz track the abominable snow man or shit like that.
won't let me upload snapchat files i guess the world will never see them
>>80790484
We don't know for sure yet. Either it's the end of this season and starts during the summer before AoS Fall OR it takes the place of Agent Carter Season 3 which means mid-Season 4 break.
>>80790602
You're not paying attention. Bobbie and Hunter are getting a spin-off next season: Marvel's Most Wanted.
Did seriously no one in this thread recognize the name on that sheet Mockingbird picked up in the one hotel room?
>>80790704
No. I didn't even remember her picking up a sheet.
>>80790704
Manifold? What's his civilian name?
>>80790766
Eden Fesi AKA the name that was on that sheet.
>>80790647
The B-story is about as close as we get for the moment. All of that negativity about the first half of season 1 convinced the network to push for 1 over arching main story to always be going on
>>80790602
>>80790687
Yeah next week's is "Parting Shot" which will likely be the set up for Most Wanted.
>Ep 13: "Parting Shot" [Mar 22nd]
Bobbi and Hunter become ensnared in an assassination plot after tracking Malick to Russia. As S.H.I.E.L.D. races to save the lives on the line, the team is changed forever
>>80790704
Wasn't really paying attention, caught the Eden part, but honestly how many cliche projects go with biblical names, so my mind really didn't put enough energy to bother thinking about it.
>>80790766
Eden Fesi, an aboriginal Australian recruited into the Secret Warriors by Quake. Makes perfect sense.
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Eden_Fesi_%28Earth-616%29
>>80790529
Should know who?
>>80790880
i would have assumed he'd be Fox property since he was tied to Gateway and Gateway is mutant
>>80790867
Ah and here we go, >>80789863
"Watchdogs" -
>When a radical group called The Watchdogs emerges with plans to eliminate the Inhumans, Agent Mack and his brother become caught in the crossfire. Meanwhile, Simmons discovers a powerful chemical compound that could alter the future for Inhumans.
Simmons confirmed for literally hitler
>>80790970
>Simmons confirmed for literally hitler
Again
>>80790944
Yeah, the article says he's a mutant, too, but they seem to be playing fast and loose with that. I'm assuming legal cleared it.
>>80790867
Are they replacing agent Carter with this?
>>80790970
>Simmons confirmed for literally hitler
What else is new?
>>80789612
>tfw Nazimmons will never wear an SS outfit, and kick Lash into an Inhuman gas chamber
