Find a flaw /co/.
He's not buttfucking me in the butt.
He's too perfect.
He's about to make a big... mistakey
>>80785935
He hasn't corrupted me
>>80785935
He's not real.
;_;
>>80785935
We're not married.
I still think his best movie was Not another teen movie
>>80785935
He's not fucking me.
>>80785935
He's unattainable.
>>80785935
I heard he has a tiny penis
>>80785935
Why is he so perfect?
>>80785935
Seeing him happy makes me realize how sad I am and that I'll never enjoy life as much as him.
>>80786514
Nice try, Tony.
not blond enough
>>80785935
What were we talking about again?
>>80786132
>>80786052
/thread.
>>80786689
Chris Evans laying your stomach on top of a pillow so your ass is sticking up in the air, then tonguing your anus to lube it up, then sodomizing you until you cum all over you bed sheets, several times.
>>80786514
I dunno, he has some good genetics going on if his brother's anything to go by.
http://www.omgblog.com/2013/10/omg_hes_naked_former_oltl_acto.php/
>>80786764
The only flaw I can find is that I'm me and he's him and he's not me and I'm not him.
NO
AS
S
>>80786852
Woah
I want to protect his smile.
>>80786852
I got that reference.
>>80786916
Lies and slander.
>>80786999
Wait, it's a reference to something?
>>80787052
"If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I."
>>80786764
>saliva as lube
>>80787153
Yeah, I don't get it.
>>80786916
lolwut
>>80785935
Still no sex tape from these two.
>>80785935
He's with Marvel and not DC
>>80787291
Movies aside which one is hotter /co/?
>>80787293
we'll get a JLA/Avengers movie in 5 years
>>80787360
Don't make me choose between my two husbandos.
I can't do it.
>>80787360
You can't judge perfection.
The fact that Chris Evans exists makes me so happy.
>>80786764
>tfw this will never happen to you.
>>80787187
>Not enjoying the increasingly rough burn of Evans' cock inside you as his saliva dries.
>>80787360
Chris is dreamy but Cavill has my heart.
>>80787360
In terms of looks alone? Fat Cavill is probably more classically good looking.
If personality is on the table I go with Evans. He seems more approachable and gives off an adorable, slightly goofy vibe that I find really endearing. Also, I like that he's a momma's boy.
Gay as fuck thread. GTFO fags
>>80788517
>/co/
>heterosexual
>>80788517
>2016
>not wanting to get Eiffel towered by the official /co/ husbandos
You some kind of faggot, son?
>>80788805
>Eiffel towered
>not London bridged
Was dragging ironman into a war part of his plan?
>>80788936
whynotboth.jpg
>You will never wake up to Cavill and Evans' smiles
>You will never go out on a romantic date with them
>They will never spit in your face and treat you like the sack of shit you know you are as they take turns fucking you until you're too sore to even get out of bed the next day
>>80790133
Stop, anon; you're hurting me.
>>80785935
He's not naked.
>>80788231
>He seems more approachable and gives off an adorable, slightly goofy vibe that I find really endearing
Word up.
>dat candid video of him spitting game at this black girl and he's smooth as fuck like a completely different person
why is this place so full of faggots
>>80792614
Because comics are nothing but muscular men in tights
>>80786852
https://youtu.be/7Jsc6g88Xz8
>>80792614
Comic books: stories filled with pictures of fit, handsome men wearing painted-on costumes and bending into all kinds of lewd positions during fight scenes.
And people wonder why their sons grow up to be gay.
He's out of my league.
>>80785935
He go cucked out of his own third movie by a manlet.
>>80792547
This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s65JpM_87g
Still think he seems more approachable than Cavill, who's intimidatingly handsome. Evans is more cute.
>>80792547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQcZ1mCs23E
>ywn wake up as chris evans
>>80788231
>>80792547
Actually Evans said he has a bit of social anxiety.
He said he rarely leaves home because of fear of finding a fan because he wouldn't know what to do.
>>80793046
>ywn hide in Chris Evans' bushes and ambush him, triggering a panic attack which gives you the opportunity to nurse him back to health and into his heart
>>80793806
All while wearing sweats and a ponytail
>>80792896
Yeah that one.
Look how that nigga mackin tho, game recognize game.
>she's clearly not overly interested
>keeps her engaged anyway but isn't chattering
>every time she looks away he grabs her attention again but without touching her or making her feel uncomfortable
>friend comes over and he immediately cashes in and asks for her number
>that light touch of her elbow as he walks away that he also uses as a last chance to look at dat ass
wew teach me, Chris
>>80785935
He's not chained to my bed
>>80787360
Evans has bigger titties, so I'll go with him.
>>80786052
>>80786486
>>80786764
>being submissive
Literally kill yourselves.
>>80794193
>not wishing to get cap'd
are you a gay or what?
>>80785935
Left eyebrow is a few millimeters higher than the right.
>>80785935
he's not balls deep in my ass
>>80796387
Cap was made to get brutally raped, anon.
>>80785935
He'll never be Johnny Storm again
>>80785935
Too problematic
Stupid sideburns and he reminds me of a person I hate
>>80787291
>it's in costume
>Batfleck is in costume in the corner jerking to it all
>>80788231
His mom is total MILF.
>>80787360
Pretty close, but I'd say Cavill because he absolutely rocks the beard look. Chris looks significantly better clean shaven.
>>80787291
>Cavill bottoms
I hope he doesn't become disillusioned with crippling depression and commits suicide.
It'd be a shame after all the joy he has brought everyone.
