The absolute worst character in the MCU. I'm so glad he won't be in Ragnarok
>>80739353
>Hating on based Skarsgard
Wish they'd have chosen a different name. May as well have named it "Thor: Thor dies in this one."
>>80739353
>hating on the cuddly Swede that has 0 problems with showing his dick on film
>>80739353
This isnt jane foster.
>>80739353
>Selvig
>worst character
>not Jane "Natalie Portman really doesn't want to be here" Foster
>>80739943
>Jane
>Not Chris "My hammer has more personality and presence" Hemsworth
>>80739423
Outtakes for AoU made me fall in love with him.
>I'll see you tonight, eight o'clock. Bring your swimsuit.
>I'll see you tonight, eight o'clock. Bring your sister.
>I'll see you tonight, eight o'clock. Bring your mother.
>I'll see you tonight, eight o'clock. You don't have to bring your sister this time.
>>80739353
Reminder that they put him into the comics.
>>80740798
Why did they make him young and skinny with glasses?
Why does he like appearing nude in all his films?
>>80741031
Nords are weird like thatThankfully his delicious sons have inherited that tendency
>>80739962
Well, Thor is one dimensional as fuck as a character to begin with so couldn't blame him.
>>80739353
He's the best character that's why Whedon had to ruin him in Thor 2
>>80739353
>The absolute worst character in the MCU
Here you go.
>>80742697
>Marvel Netflix
>MCU
I bet you think Agents of SHIT is canon too
K
>>80742659
Those are some big nipples.
>>80739353
Nope, this is.
>>80739353
Nope, he awesome.
And has hot kids.
>>80741009
He looks a bit closer to himself in Standoff
>>80744798
Correct.
>>80744798
How can she be the worst character? She gave us mew mew XD
>>80739353
That's not Coulson.
>>80739353
I don't get why he of all people got jammed into both Avengers movies. Does Whedon have a crush on him or something?This role should've been Idris Elba instead of Heimdall
>>80744989
Can't speak on the first but Marvel made Whedon add the parts with the cave visions and Thor/Selvig to AoU. Then apparently test audiences hated it, which was where the reshoots with Heimdall came in.
>>80739353
You notice that they just introduced him in the comics?
>>80739353
Selvig was good in Thor 1 and was okay in Avengers. Thor 2 fucking ruined him.
>>80742697
>that arc where no one told her about her autist brother that died
Jessica is such a cunt
>>80739353
That's not Loki or Iron man
>>80739353
>not liking based Doc Solveig
Fuck you, OP, you cocksmoker
He's alright.
>>80740798
Wasn't Oklahoma Asgard out before the movie?
>>80739353
Man, Stellar Skateboard is the third best character in the Thor franchise. After Loki and Sif.
Just because he's kind of just there sometimes doesn't make him bad. Most characters I'd rather not be there entirely.
>>80744798
Perfect
>>80739353
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>80739922
That's not Kat Dennings
I want Loki and Sif to fuck.I don't give a shit about everyone else.
>>80742775
Tell me how it isn't
>>80746140
But they did tell her. That one dude was practically shouting it in that restaurant just because he wanted to prove that point that Purple Guy had been really super mean to them making them cut up a body.
And if you didn't realize the sister was in the next stall I don't even know what to tell you. You could sense that shit coming from other galaxies. Every single character in that series was damaged as fuck and everything everyone did in just made everything even worse.
>>80744798
Her and the professor were pretty much the only redeeming things about those Thor films. And that's coming from a film with fucking Stringer Bell and Hannibal Lecter in.
>>80755041
I dunno, she was pretty fucking annoying and pandering to stupid teenage girls.
>>80754904
>Every single character in that series was damaged as fuck and everything everyone did in just made everything even worse.
Except Nuke who was pretty much right the entire time and had the experience and means to help right up until he ended up in the hospital.
>>80755317
I wouldn't give him a pass. He had whatever in his past happened to him in his program, and while things seemed happy with him at first events, including some of his own actions, lead to more death, himself nearly dead, and then back on the REE pills. And his status is unknown at the end.
>>80744798
It really bugs me that they went through all the trouble of getting Kat Dennings only for the costume department to put her in jackets and thick sweaters. Fucking bullshit.
>>80740798
>all that text
>>80756400
What a well-adjusted criticism.
>>80756400
>all the trouble
kek
>>80755317
I think they built Officer Simpson up in order to tear him down again.
