the absolute madmen, part 10
>>80733166
Calling it now, slav!Cat is the alphabet guy.
>>80733258
Slavcat doesn't exist!
None of the anthros exist!
This is getting too silly even for me.
>>80733166
The facial expressions these past few strips have been GOAT
>>80733166
>Just shove a bunch of hot dogs in his clothes and mouth
I really don't see how this can go wrong
>>80733603
>It Hurts!!
>too silly
>>80733603
I think you're silly
Yer a goofy goober, Gobby.
>>80733166
This is the dumbest fucking side arc this webcomic has ever had
I love it
can someone tell the artist to stop encouraging that weird girl to keep drawing shitty fan art
jesus christ
>>80738511
who? Yuri-Pr1ncess?
>>80738511
He never will.
Either he's too nice or he genuinely appreciates it.
I'm wondering if this'll just be resolved by Allison turning him into a zombie, and everyone just goes on with their lives.
That, or if they'll just blame it on GPS girl since she's new and no one likes her.
This is starting to drag on a little too long for me personally, but I have faith in Gob and that there will be some pay off to this.
>>80733482
>Slavcat
>Dawg Stevens
>"I don't even exist."
So, are the animal people (besides Trisssh who is a gorgon or something?) thoughtforms or tulpas or something? Beings that only exist when observed/imagined? Entities that fade in and out of existence?
Poor Dawg, being conditionally extant must be a bitch.
And no, the Space Rhinos don't count. They're from space. And they can build technology that doesn't make sense.
Unless...
THEY TOO were semi-real animal people that developed technology that made them STAY real, and then decided to end all other forms of life and therefore all other conjectural animal people??
dude
I really really wish I were high right now
sleep dep is a bitch
>>80738511
>that weird girl to keep drawing shitty fan art
What are you talking about?
>>80739042
I dunno, I kinda like the current lull for wacky hijinx.
inb4 Weekend At Marlon's is instrumental in defeating the Space Rhinos somehow
inb4 Gob sees that and changes it to something else
inb4 he does it anyway
>>80739061
I've been meaning to spoil the space rhinos for everyone for like a week now.
They don't exist. Aurora couldn't find/sense them anywhere. They ARE like the anthro people, in that they're figments of whatever but different. They're a manifestation of Pasq's need to destroy everything he loves because he's afraid of being happy. Hence why they're a walking 80's TMNT parody and out to destroy turtles. Destroying both a cherished childhood memory, his mother who he still wishes would love him, and maybe the girlfriend via her dad.
>>80739172
>my awake for 30 hours brain actually made some kind of semi-logical connection between seemingly unrelated gags
I would love/hate this to be true.
hot dogs? what're you crazy?? you insane? dats crazy?!
>>80740613
what the everliving fuck is up with that guy's hairline
>>80738619
You can't zombify a corpse.
Zombie AIDS has to kill you to zombify you.
It's why Ally couldn't resurrect her sister.
>>80740720
I checked the archive, and I couldn't find any evidence that she even tried to. Did she mention it later? Or has telling lies got into your blood and genes?
>>80740896
Note the bite marks on her sister's shoulder.
>>80740921
shit
>>80740921
Damn, I never caught that.
>>80741493
>>80742119
Gob even says so. It's not my headcanon or anything like that.
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=133-allys-house
>>80733166
>Pasqualo administering the smooch test
>>80739163
>inb4 Weekend At Marlon's is instrumental in defeating the Space Rhinos somehow
That would be the kind of payoff I'm hoping for, but....
>implying that there are Space Rhinos
>>80739061
>besides Trisssh who is a gorgon or something?
I just assumed that she's a monster, like the Hellbeast only less demonic.
>>80739172
Part of me wants this to be true.
>>80738574
http://telectin.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/
Chubby chaser.
>>80743774
This stuff looks pretty good to be honest
Maybe get over it i dunno
>>80743774
Somehow thinking of that artist as a chubby chaser makes her seem less annoying
>>80738574
>listening to the gobcast
>she asks if Pasqualo is bisexual
Girl needs to calm her tits.
>>80743914
>looks pretty good to be honest
Pipe down, blob-monster.
>>80738511
I mean she's a fan, and she makes art - it's been said in past threads that if you want to combat that, make some fan art and send it to Gob.
Seriously, its the thought that counts - someone crudely spraypainted ally's face or something on a wall, and that's on the site.
>>80747373
I don't hate her art. I don;t like it either, but I mean, whatever.
Just a reminder for you guys
>>80753164
IT HURTS edits are rare because it is extremely difficult to think of something better.
This edit is one of those rare times.
>>80755720
Why is she so cute, /co/?
>>80753164
holy fuck
>>80755783
It was a grand time in that thread.
>>80754249
love this image so much.
>>80756986
bien
>>80756986
MUH DICK
Damn, Gob, were you secretly listening to my prayers?
>>80757279
yes.
>>80756986
Grail's art is pretty dope
what even is this comic mane????
>>80757319
Well this must have been why I was born. A Trisssh prequel, canon or not, has always been on my It Hurts wishlist. Is Grail both writing and drawing it?
>>80757319
Gob is Aurora confirmed
>>80757319
what is the criteria for doing a guest comic? do you ask people or do they just make it or what
i'm asking... for a friend
>>80757844
That's a good question - he seems open to work so long as its specified non-canon, but posting it in place of a strip seems to require a little more discerning.
Is this the new homestuck?
>>80758042
You could just ask Gob, himself.
>>80758042
Now it's a proper it hurts thread.
>>80757446
Yep! She wrote it and drew it! :)
>>80757844
Basically in this case, my wife Grail offered to draw a Trisssh guest comic and I was like, "Yes!!" Basically if you want to draw a guest comic I would be more than happy to feature it on the site during breaks and stuff. I don't like putting restrictions on artists' ideas so I just let them go nuts.
>>80758006
Yeah I really don't mean to seem like a jerk about the "guest comics are non-canon" thing. It's just that I wouldn't want to confuse people who read guest strips and then suddenly something contradictory happens in the main story.
>>80758227
Well let Grail know we're looking forward to it! Since her art is pretty good, I want to see what kind of story she can tell about Trisssh. And that's not just because she's my waifu.
Also, Gob, which character would you like to seem some fan art done of? It could be a character you haven't seen loved enough, or someone you could see in a lot of different shit.
>>80758227
Has Gob seen >>80753164?
>>80758469
If he's skimmed through the thread then probably.
>>80759347
I hope so, cause there are a few funny edits out there.
>>80758227
you have a wife?
>>80759747
Grail is Gob's wife, and also kind of the inspiration for Katie
>>80758417
Peeplops!
>>80758469
hahaha yes
>>80759747
yeps!
>>80759798
yees.
>>80759850
Fucking Peeplops - he has lasted far longer than I ever anticipated
>>80757442
nvm binge reading that shit now boiii
>>80759994
Enjoy the ride bby
>>80758227
i still wanna draw "baking with trisssh and aurora" - i drew it all out like last winter then got busy with school and never finished it :'(
>>80760190
I would absolutely love to see this scenario! :D
>>80760190
Post what you got?
>>80760321
yes! also i got my book the other day and it looked great.
>>80760323
ahh by draw out i mean rough it out - not nice drawings or anything. there's like one or two kinda funny ones and these are they.
>>80760631
Is that you, Dooples? Thank you so much for buying the boooook!! :D
>>80760321
Hey Gob, I'm curious.
Do you draw backgrounds first or do you draw the characters and then fill in the background behind them?
>>80760681
I draw the characters first and then color them in and THEN draw the backgrounds. Backgrounds are like the last thing I do. And they usually end up looking like complete shit because at that point I'm like "blughhh..."
>>80760631
Well get on that shit son - this scenario has some serious potential.
>>80760738
So how far in the past is this Trisssh comic supposed to take place? How old even is she, anyway?
>>80761229
It's pretty much a Trisssh origin story that shows Trisssh when she was a little Trisssh.
I'd say current post-time-skip Trisssh is maybe 15 or 16ish. She's Pasqualo's age.
>>80761338
So she matures the sames as humans, just lives a fuck-ton longer (since she was cool with Katie because she'll live till 800 or whatever)?
>>80761468
Yeah something like that. I imagine she stays at her more youthful form for most of those 800 years. Kinda like Saiyans and how they stay looking like they're in their prime much longer because they gotta be in tip top shape for fighting!
>>80760680
Yo anonymous gob, can't be outin' folk without their permission. What if we learned he was gay, trans, black, AND autistic? He could never OP again. You would be putting his mom in so much danger of STD's.
>>80762076
You're just adding more fuel to the fire gob
Also, we've speculated about this, and have no idea whether it is plot relevant or not - zombies like Ally and Elvis and all of them. Do they just rot until their rise as zombies, then just stay in stasis or something? Trisssh can live for hundreds of years, Pasq is immortal for the foreseeable future, its safe to assume that Aurora won't die of old age - does Ally just stay zombified forever?
Hey, does anyone know who made this?
>>80762130
Gahh fuck I'm sorry. I'll keep that in mind from now on. I'm a little dumb when it comes to etiquette. Also I respect all kinds of black gay trans autistic people. I really really really really respect them. So much respect you have no fucking idea. Like Aretha Franklin lives in each one of my blood cells. That kind of R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
>>80762273
Yeah Ally's a zombie forever. I haven't really thought much about "natural zombie lifespans." Once I figure it out I'll let you know.
>>80762462
>Like Aretha Franklin lives in each one of my blood cells. That kind of R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
That's the kind of shit I love your for, Gob
We better get some more prison style paper towel doodle sometime soon
>>80762273
I've wondered about this a lot as well. Ally not growing suggests she's not aging normally, but she's still dead. She's got maggots eating her. Elvis is still moving around so it's possible for a zombie to last a while, but they're still not producing new cells to replace those lost to decay.
>>80762346
Someone amazing, that's for sure
>West Tree Academy of Heroes has more lewd than It Hurts.
Why is this allowed?
>>80763832
Dewd draws all his own awful porn. Also, it feels kinda wrong posting lewd stuff in here since gob comes here. Usually 4chan threads are the best generators of smut for obscure stuff, but nobody really wants to debase an author's work in front of them.
Well, I'm a man of my word. I finally got around to drawing trisssh.not that anyone remembers, lol
>>80763832
Cause sexy water tits. Also, lewds of It Hurts feel weird.
>>80764065
I don't remember any such promise, but it's still nice.
>>80764065
Oh no, I remember you - I was the anon who asked you to draw Trisssh back then. Great fucking work man, saved for prosperity
>>80764065
>>80764174
You were the anon who drew Ally a few weeks ago, right?
Ok, real question, where did all the monster people like Trisssh come from?
That seems like something that is just glossed over since it was just "end of the world, monster people, have fun".
Were they in hell or something and is there just an open doorway to hell just sitting somewhere?
>>80764361
yup, i'm that guy.
>>80764383
Yeah, your work is nice and Trisssh a best, of course I wouldn't forget. Keep up the good work man, hope we can see some more sometime, like Aurora. Do you do color?
>>80764370
Hell, Pasqualo's imagination, outer space, some juts always being there on Earth, but in hiding, like that vampire chick.
>>80764507
>Pasqualo's imagination
Wait, what?
>>80764746
Well, Aurora is basically, literally, his dream girl, so, subconsciously, he probably wanted the end of the world and she was sent to give it to him.
>>80739061
>>80739172
It seems kinda arbitrary though. Pasq and Trisssh killed some eagle headed man. Partyman sure is real. Even Peeplops is there to straddle the barrier between human and anthro.
Also how is it a manifestation of Pasq when the entire turtleneck appreciation club saw the rhinos? And Alli and Katie.
Course we don't know what Aurora really is yet so maybe she's making all of Pasq's tulpas come real or some shit.
>>80764480
I haven't really messed around with color before. I've been meaning to try actually.
>>80764920
Well by all means, give it a shot. I know I'm no good with color myself - I always stuck with black and white.
>>80764480
Why is Allison so lewd towards Aurora?
>>80766252
How couldn't she be?
>>80766379
>>80763995
>but nobody really wants to debase an author's work in front of them.
Did I accidentally log into alternate reality 4chan?
>>80766748
It Hurts threads are remarkably sane in comparison to other threads
>>80759850
I'm so sorry gob.
>>80766748
Fine, an author that we actually like.
>>80767146
Pretty much everything about that is Peeplops' essence.I miss Poop
>>80767222
Frankly I'm offended they don't have a shrine or memorial up for Poop.
>>80767406
In the vein of my earlier attmpt at art, >>80767146, I'm going to make poop a memorial video.
>>80767146
You have painted a window into a little man's soul.
>>80767222
>>80767589
S-stop saying positive things about it.
>>80767602
It's awful, and your mother hates you for it.
>>80767652
Thanks. That's much better.
>>80764836
Aurora might just be a byproduct of the cyborg tech, She might even be Pasqualo, Harboring his shitty emotions so he can happy.
It was not Aurora that fucked that up the world, Aurora was just a trigger for Pasqualo's true self to awaken and fuck the world up.
Pasqualo doesn't remember it because Aurora carrying his emotions yet again.
>>80767778
She doesn't seem very cyborg-y. She seems more magical/divine versus being technological.
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