"Jeff Jacks doesn't even know how to timeskip properly" edition
also, May looks retarded with blue skin and a white face
Well he finally did it. He ruined best girl. I'm finally free of even the faintest hint of a glimmer of interest in this shitty comic.
>>80732090
we still have Hanners
>>80731696
>doesn't know how to webcomic properly
ftfy
>>80731696
This might have had some set up for "oh no, May might be dead" except for one glaring flaw.
Pic very related.
Jeph already established that AI can't be killed.
Hell, May was introduced when she didn't even have a body.
Honestly, when I opened up the image, I read the first two lines then skipped right to the end knowing it was just a bunch of crap. This is Jeph laid bare. This is the culmination of his decade of experience and practice. A joke that failed from the very first line.
>>80732759
I can't believe how bad that pink robot looks.
I mean, I can, knowing Hacques, but i don't want to acknowledge that a man can do something for 12 years and never really improve at all.
>>80732759
That doesn't really establish anything unless you're a fighter in the Botclub.
There's no reason to think May has some military grade reinforced harddrive shit. Evidence points to the opposite, that the government gave her the shittiest hardware they could to save money.
>>80732759
i assumed it was only the fight bots that had reinforced cores
>>80732973
I don't remember JJ really going into detail about other AI cores, I just figured the only ones we have seen were indestructible. Even Pintsize came out with no damage when he fried his system.
I think it's just safer to say QC is the least likely series to kill off a character
>>80732759
Oh man.
I know it wasn't long ago but that whole
"Why is this even illegal?" shit and then people assuming jeph was retarded enough to go with the whole taxes bullshit.
Then jeph went with the whole taxes bullshit.
Good times.
>>80732960
BANE?
>>80733946
>16walls.jog
>>80733946
I love how every background primarily consists of straight lines.
>>80734533
Oh my god it's true.
Jesus Christ just how lazy is he?
>>80732090
>He ruined best girl.
But /a/ tells me boys make the best girls.
>>80734581
Claire has plugs and a septum piercing now?
>>80732973
How far are we going to take this?
>>80732795
how pledges fluctuate over last three months
>>80734625
I know I'm just lying to myself.
But as far as I'm concerned they're regular disc shaped earrings until the comic directly says otherwise.
>>80734775
>He's actually gaining money
I guess he's found a new Pandering character. Claire petered out because he couldn't use her safely.
Jesus, just kill me. Maybe I should just give up and draw Robot porn. I can draw better than Hacques.
>>80734854
From the way he draws Claire's hair now, I think (s)he's also has a buzzcut on one side now.
Holy moly Jeph, why is a mid-20s t-t-t-t-trans girl a self-insert for a middle-aged hipster doofus? Shit's embarrassing.
>>80732960
Why does he wear the mask?
>>80733875
The better answer is that they are rigged fights run by the robot mafia. They're illegal because they want to bring in high stakes gambling from people that don't want to bring in fairness or attention to themselves or the fights.
>>80734923
Wait, what segment of SJW's actually support a foul mouth former criminal?
>>80735634
Lots of them.
They support literal rapists if its in their interests after all.
>>80735634
You're an idiot if you think the SJW actually are the bulk of Jeph's audience.
He's been doing this song and dance long before they came into tow. They may be loud enough for Jeph to fear and pander to them, but they aren't paying his salary.
His donators are the waifufags, and that's who he's looking to please.
After Hanner became so popular, he entered a cycle of spam and focus, where after one waifu became stale, he'd throw a ton more in a relatively quick interval until the fans picked up on one, after which he focuses on that one. It happened with Marigold, Claire, and now May.
Claire was a bit of a mystery, because even after it was clear she was the fan favorite, Jeph couldn't really focus on her, because she's too volatile since he's under constant SJW supervision, so he couldn't even do the standard relationshit he always does.
>>80735809
>They support literal rapists if its in their interests after all.
I'll never forget that one SJW that insisted a woman molesting a young boy was more of a victim than a criminal.
>>80734986
She doesn't...but only because Tai AND Faye have the buzz gimmick.
>>80731696
This is the most cringe page
>>80731696
I'm impressed that there are 4 different camera angles in this comic.
May's face was explained in the last few comics.
>>80734533
Panel 4 has plenty of round lines.
>>80732960
THE MASKETTA MAN
>>80732482
I so rarely get a chance to post this image.
>>80738927
no, no, look at everything that's a building.
It's all straight lines, and only certain non geometric things, like clothes or power sockets are actually drawn.
The rest is done with the line tool.
>>80739811
am I supposed to recognize the woman on the left?
haven't read this shit in months
What timeskip happened and why
>>80739879
i don't know, but there's a camwhore trap that looks just like Martians'
>>80739883
>What timeskip happened and why
A time skip.
It basically happened so jeph could diffuse the Faye and Dora subplot without having to show any character developing.
>>80739883
>>80739939
How long is the timeskip meant to have been for?
>>80740687
Long enough for their hair to get longer, but not long enough to change anything, as if it would have if it were a decade.
Why do you give a shit?
>>80735634
Black lives matter
>leave /co/ for several years because rampant SJW posting
>come back
>2016
>People still care about questionable shit
fucking seriously guys?
>>80734986
>>80741253
At least Martin is still sane. Dude is still wearing the same t-shirt he had when the comic started.
>>80741710
>he still sells replicas on his website
>>80740687
DUBS DECIDE HOW LONG THE TIMESKIP WAS FOR! IN SECONDS!
>>80741710
If only we had crude sexual humor now and often.
Pandering fucker.
>>80742397
Who else bets he'll pull a Menage a 3 and sell porn on a subscription site?
Serious question: can anyone define Momo's character more deeply than "Marigold's robot who is nice all of the time?" Is it just me or does she have no personality? (none of the characters have personalities but this is an especially egregious example)
![268[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HNW0wJW.png "268[1].png")
>>80731696
This doesn't even work because you can just back up the AI in this world. Someone pointed out as much when I thought Faye had maybe damaged Pintsize in her big drunk episode. There's a more recent example, but I have no idea how to find specific strips for this.
>>80742912
She's garbage. She loves humanity, but hates actually interacting with any actual person. Also, I guess she gets horny for Sven and reads porn but seems like she'd rather kill herself than actually act on it.
>>80743167
>There's a more recent example, but I have no idea how to find specific strips for this.
It's pretty pointless anyways since Jeph can't remember his own recent story lines that much. Like when Veronica bumped into Claire and Marten on the street and forgot that she spent a weekend at a wedding with them.
>>80732960
TELL ME
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>80741710
>Martin
>dating a tranny
>sane
>>80744275
Jesus, anon
>>80745098
I don't even get it, was he the aborted baby?
Ye gods why do people read this.
>>80731696
>You thought May getting punched by a superhuman punching machine would have consequences? Ha-ha! Joke's on you. Why would anything interesting ever happen?
>>80740845
You missed a lot of shit in these threads. What you're seeing now is the shitty momentum.
>>80731696
May just went open source to get fixed. Feels good.
What the hell is up with all the people super analyzing why they knew it wasn't real/she wasn't dead/was Bruce Willis the whole time? Yeah, no shit, it's just one bot fucking with the other bot. It's like the eulogy version of a yo momma joke. There wasn't supposed to be any tension, it wasn't some M. Night Shamalan twist, you're not some web comic detective distilling truth from the annals of continuity, it's just a mildly amusing way to deliver a bunch of friendly insults. Christ.
>>80739811
Also, I would wreck that. Don't even care what it has going on downstairs. I would be so far up in it I could make an amusing stop motion dick-puppet version of QC. It'd probably be an improvement.
>>80732905
The art is still shit, but it has absolutely improved. My drawing consists entirely of shitty doodles in the margins of my school notes and it still looks better than the early QC strips.
